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(Toughman) Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt defeated Coal Cracker Zildian by unanimous decision: 39-37, 39-37, 39-37.

Match Saturday, October 28, 2017

In this corner, standing 8 feet(244 centimeters) tall weighing in at 493 pounds (224 kilograms) is Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 2 inches (188 centimeters) tall weighing in at 222 pounds (101 kilograms) is Coal Cracker Zildian!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.
Zildian backpedals and jabs.

+Noodle lashes out with a volley of powerful punches to the temple.
+Zildian takes charge with a flurry of vicious punches to the face.
+Noodle hits with a series of loud punches to the jaw!! Zildian retreats to the far corner.
+Zildian tags Noodle with a series of nasty punches to the ribs.
+Noodle tosses a cross to the nose!!
+Noodle annoys Zildian with a series of punches to the head!
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+Noodle stuns Zildian with a barrage of punches to the eye.
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+Zildian shakes Noodle with a flurry of painful punches to the ribs.
+Zildian lands a series of nasty punches to the eye.
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+Noodle jars Zildian with a barrage of hard punches to the head!!
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+Zildian throws a volley of painful punches to the eye. Noodle doesn't notice.
+Noodle lashes out with a series of heavy punches to the mouth. Zildian seems wobbly!
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+ The fighters trade punches to the eye.
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+Noodle suprises Zildian with a pair of stiff punches to the face!!
+Noodle fires a pair of punches to the jaw!
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+Noodle lands a loud jab to the solar plexus.
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+Noodle fires a barrage of strong punches to the chin.
+Noodle throws a loud left to the temple. Zildian sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Noodle attacks with a volley of stinging punches to the face.
+Noodle backs up Zildian with a roundhouse to the chin. Zildian falls against the ropes!
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+Noodle lashes out with a loud jab to the ribs.
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+Noodle suprises Zildian with a flurry of commanding punches to the chin.
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+Noodle attacks with a barrage of solid punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 66 of 67 punches, and Coal Cracker Zildian landed 35 of 37 punches.

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 10-9


Noodle doesn't want to stop fighting!

Zildian doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.
Zildian backpedals and jabs.

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+Noodle rocks Zildian with a flurry of stinging punches to the chest! Zildian grimaces in pain.
+Noodle lashes out with a volley of punches to the jaw.
+Zildian belts Noodle with a furious jab to the temple.
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+Noodle throws a barrage of wild punches to the nose. Zildian doesn't notice.
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+Zildian whacks Noodle with a pair of punches to the stomach. Noodle doesn't seem bothered.
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+Noodle shakes Zildian with a barrage of vicious punches to the temple!!
+Noodle throws a pair of punches to the jaw.
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+Zildian lands a volley of punches to the head.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the nose.
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+Noodle pops Zildian with a volley of wild punches to the nose. Zildian sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Noodle fires a barrage of quick punches to the temple.
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+Noodle attacks with a straight right to the chest.
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+Zildian stuns Noodle with a pair of quick punches to the nose!
+Noodle scores with a left to the jaw.
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+Noodle punches Zildian with a series of light punches to the ribs!!
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+Zildian fires a off balance cross to the ribs.
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+Noodle staggers Zildian with a pair of nasty punches to the eye.
-Zildian lunges with a pair of left punches to the face, but Noodle beats a hasty retreat.
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+Noodle hits Zildian with a flurry of commanding punches to the stomach. Zildian gets mad!
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+Zildian hurts Noodle with a series of wild punches to the ribs.
+Noodle lands a pair of punches to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 63 of 66 punches, and Coal Cracker Zildian landed 30 of 40 punches.

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 20-18


Noodle doesn't even want to rest!

Zildian doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.
Zildian backpedals and jabs.

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+Noodle backs up Zildian with a pair of vicious punches to the chest.
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+Zildian connects with a flurry of powerful punches to the chest.
+Zildian drills Noodle with a flurry of punches to the eye.
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+Noodle whacks Zildian with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Zildian pops Noodle with a series of vicious punches to the stomach. Noodle hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Zildian hits with a barrage of vicious punches to the jaw.
-Zildian launches a jab to the head, but Noodle stays away from it.
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+Noodle attacks with a barrage of loud punches to the face.
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+Noodle lands a barrage of strong punches to the mouth.
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+Noodle grazes Zildian with a series of hard punches to the mouth.
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+Noodle slams Zildian with a series of punches to the eye.
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+Zildian solidly lands a series of off balance punches to the chest.
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+Noodle tattoos Zildian with a series of punches to the jaw.
+Zildian pokes Noodle with a barrage of punches to the head!!
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+Noodle punches Zildian with a volley of punches to the jaw.
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+Noodle grazes Zildian with a flurry of hard punches to the jaw. Zildian sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Noodle throws a volley of punches to the eye.
+Zildian punches Noodle with a loud left to the face.
+Noodle smashes Zildian with a flurry of strong punches to the eye.
+ The fighters trade punches to the jaw.
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+Noodle hits Zildian with a volley of nasty punches to the ribs.
+Noodle whacks Zildian with a pair of wild punches to the stomach. Zildian gets mad!
+ The fighters exchange punches to the eye.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 65 of 66 punches, and Coal Cracker Zildian landed 37 of 38 punches.

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 30-27


Noodle remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Zildian remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Noodle keeps his distance and waits for the right moment. (using the ring)
Zildian backpedals and jabs.

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+Zildian throws a volley of nice punches to the solar plexus!!
+Noodle throws a volley of punches to the nose. Zildian covers up.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the face.
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+Zildian pokes Noodle with a vicious hook to the solar plexus. Noodle sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
-Noodle tries a flurry of right punches to the chin, but misses completely.
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+Noodle jolts Zildian with a pair of punches to the temple!
+Zildian drills Noodle with a volley of punches to the head. Noodle gets mad!
+Zildian solidly lands a barrage of glancing blows to the head.
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-Noodle tries a jab to the mouth, but Zildian covers himself well.
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+Noodle belts Zildian with a barrage of vicious punches to the nose. Zildian beats a hasty retreat.
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+Zildian hits Noodle with a pair of wild punches to the solar plexus!!
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+Zildian tosses a barrage of furious punches to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 22 of 28 punches, and Coal Cracker Zildian landed 38 of 43 punches.

Coal Cracker Zildian won the round 10-9

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 39-37


Noodle remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Zildian grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 2: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 4: Coal Cracker Zildian 10-9

Total Score: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 39-37


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 2: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 4: Coal Cracker Zildian 10-9

Total Score: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 39-37


Roy Jones Jr scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 2: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 4: Coal Cracker Zildian 10-9

Total Score: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 39-37

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt wins by decision!