Public Fight Report
(Heavyweight) Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" defeated Mr. Einstein by knockout (KO) in round 7.Match Saturday, October 28, 2017In this corner, standing 5 feet and 4 inches (163 centimeters) tall weighing in at 245 pounds (111 kilograms) is Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl"!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet and 7 inches (201 centimeters) tall weighing in at 198 pounds (90 kilograms) is Mr. Einstein!!
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1
Simple Simon's Brother, Carl grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Einstein is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Einstein tosses a barrage of furious punches to the solar plexus. Simple Simon's Brother, Carl sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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Einstein tries to attack, but Simple Simon's Brother, Carl hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Einstein pounds Simple Simon's Brother, Carl with a volley of punches to the nose. Simple Simon's Brother, Carl gets mad!
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-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl paws a flurry of punches to the jaw, but loses his balance.
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-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl probes with a pair of blows to the temple, but Einstein deftly avoits it.
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-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl attacks with a left uppercut to the chin, but is ineffective.
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+Einstein hits with a series of wild punches to the chin.
+Einstein hammers Simple Simon's Brother, Carl with a barrage of nasty shots to the face. Simple Simon's Brother, Carl gets mad!
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+Einstein strikes with a volley of strong shots to the stomach.
Einstein tries to attack, but Simple Simon's Brother, Carl hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl attempts a volley of shots to the nose, but Einstein ducks just in time.
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+Einstein hits with a series of furious punches to the temple.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" landed 3 of 26 punches, and Mr. Einstein landed 38 of 41 punches.
Mr. Einstein won the round 10-9
Mr. Einstein is winning the fight 10-9
Simple Simon's Brother, Carl doesn't want to stop fighting!
Einstein doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Simple Simon's Brother, Carl is brawling. (inside)
Einstein is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Einstein staggers Simple Simon's Brother, Carl with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus!!
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+Einstein backs up Simple Simon's Brother, Carl with a flurry of light punches to the head. Simple Simon's Brother, Carl doesn't notice.
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+Einstein throws a barrage of powerful punches to the mouth.
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+Simple Simon's Brother, Carl pummels Einstein with a jab to the jaw. Einstein backpedals to his own corner.
Simple Simon's Brother, Carl lands a vicious blow to the head and Einstein is knocked off his feet!!
ONE
TWO
THREE
FOUR
FIVE
SIX
Einstein struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Einstein jars Simple Simon's Brother, Carl with a jab to the chin. Simple Simon's Brother, Carl doesn't seem bothered.
+Einstein shakes Simple Simon's Brother, Carl with a pair of blows to the jaw.
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-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl attempts a volley of shots to the jaw, but Einstein covers himself well.
+Einstein hits Simple Simon's Brother, Carl with a pair of punches to the ribs.
+Einstein catches Simple Simon's Brother, Carl with a volley of solid punches to the chin.
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+Einstein belts Simple Simon's Brother, Carl with a series of punches to the chin!!
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-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl attempts a barrage of right shots to the eye, but falls short.
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-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl tries a straight right to the face, but misses completely.
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-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl tries to land a pair of blows to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Einstein takes charge with a series of punches to the ribs.
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-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl tries to land a right uppercut to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" landed 5 of 32 punches, and Mr. Einstein landed 40 of 40 punches.
Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" won the round 10-8
Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" is winning the fight 19-18
Simple Simon's Brother, Carl doesn't want to stop fighting!
Einstein remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 3
Simple Simon's Brother, Carl is brawling. (inside)
Einstein is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Einstein hammers Simple Simon's Brother, Carl with a volley of punches to the solar plexus. Simple Simon's Brother, Carl retreats to the far corner.
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+Einstein hits with a left to the jaw.
-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl throws a flurry of punches to the chin, but Einstein quickly backs away.
+Einstein shakes Simple Simon's Brother, Carl with a pair of painful punches to the face. Simple Simon's Brother, Carl hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Einstein wakes up the fans with a flurry of stiff punches to the jaw. Simple Simon's Brother, Carl doesn't seem bothered.
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-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl probes with a barrage of right punches to the jaw, but is ineffective.
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+Einstein hits with a volley of punches to the chin.
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-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl paws a barrage of shots to the head, but misses completely.
-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl lashes out with a pair of right punches to the eye, but Einstein quickly backs away.
+Einstein punches Simple Simon's Brother, Carl with a pair of glancing punches to the stomach.
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-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl tries a volley of punches to the temple, but misses.
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+Einstein backs up Simple Simon's Brother, Carl with a commanding sweeping right to the temple.
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-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl attacks with a pair of punches to the head, but comes up empty.
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+Simple Simon's Brother, Carl staggers Einstein with a pair of shots to the eye.
Simple Simon's Brother, Carl lands a thundering blow to the temple and Einstein collapses!!
ONE
TWO
THREE
FOUR
FIVE
SIX
Einstein struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" landed 5 of 32 punches, and Mr. Einstein landed 39 of 40 punches.
Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" won the round 10-8
Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" is winning the fight 29-26
Simple Simon's Brother, Carl doesn't want to stop fighting!
Einstein grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 4
Simple Simon's Brother, Carl grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Einstein is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl attempts a left hook to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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+Einstein hurts Simple Simon's Brother, Carl with a volley of strong punches to the jaw.
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+Einstein backs up Simple Simon's Brother, Carl with a series of wild punches to the nose! Simple Simon's Brother, Carl beats a hasty retreat.
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+Einstein hits with a volley of shots to the chin.
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+Einstein staggers Simple Simon's Brother, Carl with a series of nasty punches to the face. Simple Simon's Brother, Carl doesn't notice.
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+Einstein belts Simple Simon's Brother, Carl with a series of punches to the head. Simple Simon's Brother, Carl shakes his head to clear it.
+Einstein hurts Simple Simon's Brother, Carl with a commanding straight right to the stomach! Simple Simon's Brother, Carl quickly recovers.
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-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl lashes out with a flurry of left blows to the stomach, but Einstein hides behind his gloves.
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-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl paws a volley of shots to the chest, but Einstein covers himself well.
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+Einstein slams Simple Simon's Brother, Carl with a series of punches to the stomach. Simple Simon's Brother, Carl doesn't seem bothered.
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-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl paws a series of punches to the chest, but Einstein narrowly avoids it
-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl throws a volley of left punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
+Einstein hammers Simple Simon's Brother, Carl with a series of punches to the ribs!
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+Simple Simon's Brother, Carl throws a volley of powerful punches to the solar plexus. Einstein asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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Einstein tries to attack, but Simple Simon's Brother, Carl hangs on until the referee separates them.
Einstein tries to attack, but Simple Simon's Brother, Carl hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Einstein hits with a volley of powerful punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" landed 5 of 32 punches, and Mr. Einstein landed 40 of 40 punches.
Mr. Einstein won the round 10-9
Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" is winning the fight 38-36
Simple Simon's Brother, Carl doesn't even want to rest!
Einstein grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 5
Simple Simon's Brother, Carl is brawling. (inside)
Einstein is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Einstein punches Simple Simon's Brother, Carl with a nasty straight right to the chest.
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+Einstein hurts Simple Simon's Brother, Carl with a strong sweeping right to the solar plexus.
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-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl tries a barrage of right blows to the eye, but comes up empty.
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+Einstein tosses a pair of powerful punches to the mouth. Simple Simon's Brother, Carl beats a hasty retreat.
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-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl fires a pair of right blows to the face, but Einstein narrowly avoids it
-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl tries a left left to the nose, but he's too slow.
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+Simple Simon's Brother, Carl attacks with a pair of shots to the jaw.
Simple Simon's Brother, Carl lands a ferocious haymaker and Einstein falls to the canvas!!
ONE
TWO
THREE
FOUR
FIVE
SIX
SEVEN
EIGHT
NINE
Einstein struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Einstein tattoos Simple Simon's Brother, Carl with a volley of punches to the mouth.
+Einstein wakes up the fans with a pair of punches to the chin.
+Einstein takes charge with a pair of punches to the chin!
-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl tries to land a pair of right blows to the eye, but Einstein deftly avoits it.
+Simple Simon's Brother, Carl staggers Einstein with a volley of loud shots to the mouth!! Einstein hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Einstein hits Simple Simon's Brother, Carl with a commanding left to the mouth. Simple Simon's Brother, Carl gets mad!
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+Einstein lands a pair of powerful punches to the solar plexus.
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+Einstein suprises Simple Simon's Brother, Carl with a volley of loud shots to the temple.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" landed 5 of 34 punches, and Mr. Einstein landed 39 of 41 punches.
Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" won the round 10-8
Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" is winning the fight 48-44
Simple Simon's Brother, Carl doesn't even want to rest!
Einstein is obviously tired.
ROUND 6
Simple Simon's Brother, Carl throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Einstein is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl throws a right left to the solar plexus, but Einstein steps aside.
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+Einstein shakes Simple Simon's Brother, Carl with a flurry of heavy shots to the ribs.
+Einstein connects with a pair of painful blows to the chest.
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-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl attempts a flurry of right crosses to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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+Einstein throws a barrage of nice punches to the jaw. Simple Simon's Brother, Carl backpedals to his own corner.
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-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl attempts a series of punches to the chest, but Einstein stays away from it.
+Einstein punches Simple Simon's Brother, Carl with a jab to the mouth. Simple Simon's Brother, Carl sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Simple Simon's Brother, Carl annoys Einstein with a volley of blows to the ribs.
+Einstein hits Simple Simon's Brother, Carl with a off balance uppercut to the nose! Simple Simon's Brother, Carl grimaces in pain.
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-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl probes with a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Einstein leaps aside.
+Einstein lands a series of stinging punches to the solar plexus. Simple Simon's Brother, Carl retreats to the far corner.
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+Einstein lashes out with a pair of shots to the face.
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+Einstein thumps Simple Simon's Brother, Carl with a pair of stiff punches to the face.
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-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl probes with a barrage of blows to the ribs, but he's too slow.
-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl attacks with a series of hooks to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Einstein solidly lands a barrage of painful punches to the temple.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" landed 5 of 33 punches, and Mr. Einstein landed 40 of 40 punches.
Mr. Einstein won the round 10-9
Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" is winning the fight 57-54
Simple Simon's Brother, Carl remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
Einstein collapses limply onto his stool.
ROUND 7
Simple Simon's Brother, Carl is brawling. (inside)
Einstein is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl attacks with a volley of punches to the eye, but Einstein takes it in the forearms.
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+Einstein punches Simple Simon's Brother, Carl with a pair of punches to the eye.
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+Simple Simon's Brother, Carl whacks Einstein with a pair of punches to the temple. Einstein seems wobbly!
Simple Simon's Brother, Carl lands a ferocious left hook and Einstein is knocked out of the ring!!
ONE
TWO
THREE
FOUR
FIVE
SIX
SEVEN
EIGHT
Einstein struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Simple Simon's Brother, Carl wakes up the fans with a pair of heavy punches to the temple.
Simple Simon's Brother, Carl lands a bone crushing cross to the jaw and Einstein is flattened!!
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TWO
THREE
FOUR
FIVE
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SEVEN
EIGHT
NINE
TEN
He's Out!
Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Simple Simon's Brother, Carl remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
Einstein collapses limply onto his stool.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 2: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" 10-8
Round 3: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" 10-8
Round 4: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 5: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" 10-8
Round 6: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 2: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" 10-8
Round 3: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" 10-8
Round 4: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 5: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" 10-8
Round 6: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 2: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" 10-8
Round 3: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" 10-8
Round 4: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 5: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" 10-8
Round 6: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" wins by a knockout!
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