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(Toughman) Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt defeated Big Boys Toughman Winner II by unanimous decision: 40-36, 40-36, 40-36.

Match Saturday, October 07, 2017

In this corner, standing 8 feet(244 centimeters) tall weighing in at 501 pounds (227 kilograms) is Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt!!

In this corner, standing 7 feet and 9 inches (236 centimeters) tall weighing in at 531 pounds (241 kilograms) is Big Boys Toughman Winner II!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Noodle is using the ring. (using the ring)
Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Noodle punches Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii with a barrage of light punches to the nose.
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+Noodle drills Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii with a flurry of commanding punches to the jaw.
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-Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii tries a flurry of left punches to the jaw, but Noodle stays away from it.
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+Noodle pounds Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii with a series of painful punches to the face! Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii beats a hasty retreat.
-Noodle probes with a pair of right punches to the chest, but Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii blocks.
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+Noodle pounds Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii with a flurry of painful shots to the temple! Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii retreats to the far corner.
-Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii probes with a series of right punches to the chin, but misses.
-Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii attempts a volley of shots to the nose, but Noodle narrowly avoids it
+Noodle hits Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii with a flurry of light punches to the mouth.
+Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii hurts Noodle with a flurry of loud punches to the jaw!
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+Noodle attacks with a pair of solid shots to the eye!
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+Noodle jars Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii with a flurry of punches to the face.
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+Noodle grazes Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii with a volley of strong punches to the jaw.
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-Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii attempts a barrage of right punches to the chin, but falls short.
+Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii annoys Noodle with a barrage of punches to the temple.
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-Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii throws a series of punches to the face, but Noodle covers himself well.
-Noodle paws a barrage of punches to the face, but is ineffective.
-Noodle attacks with a pair of left punches to the eye, but Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii quickly backs away.
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-Noodle lunges with a volley of punches to the jaw, but Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii quickly backs away.
-Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii tries to land a roundhouse to the temple, but Noodle escapes.
-Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii probes with a pair of left punches to the face, but only hits air.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 45 of 62 punches, and Big Boys Toughman Winner II landed 15 of 48 punches.

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 10-9


Noodle doesn't even want to rest!

Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Noodle is using the ring. (using the ring)
Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii stays outside and uses his jab.

+Noodle connects with a stinging sweeping right to the nose.
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-Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii lunges with a pair of right punches to the jaw, but Noodle deftly avoits it.
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-Noodle attempts a barrage of left punches to the head, but misses completely.
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-Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii lunges with a sweeping right to the jaw, but Noodle leaps aside.
-Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii launches a flurry of left shots to the head, but loses his balance.
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+Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii hits Noodle with a pair of punches to the head.
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+Noodle pops Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii with a series of loud punches to the stomach. Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Noodle strikes with a volley of painful punches to the mouth.
+Noodle strikes with a pair of loud punches to the head.
+Noodle backs up Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii with a volley of loud punches to the stomach.
+Noodle hammers Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii with a pair of punches to the eye.
-Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii tries to land a volley of right punches to the face, but comes up empty.
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-Noodle tries to land a series of punches to the nose, but Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii ties him up.
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-Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii probes with a volley of punches to the mouth, but is ineffective.
+Noodle strikes with a volley of loud punches to the solar plexus.
-Noodle charges with a flurry of right punches to the nose, but Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii stays away from it.
-Noodle attacks with a series of right punches to the face, but Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii escapes.
+Noodle backs up Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii with a series of glancing punches to the solar plexus. Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii retreats to the far corner.
-Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii attempts a barrage of punches to the eye, but Noodle covers himself well.
-Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii attempts a pair of left punches to the temple, but fails to score.
-Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii lashes out with a left uppercut to the mouth, but only hits air.
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+Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii pokes Noodle with a series of punches to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 42 of 71 punches, and Big Boys Toughman Winner II landed 13 of 48 punches.

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 20-18


Noodle doesn't even want to rest!

Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 3

Noodle is using the ring. (using the ring)
Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii stays outside and uses his jab.

+Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii suprises Noodle with a volley of punches to the temple.
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+Noodle tosses a series of nasty punches to the head. Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii grimaces in pain.
-Noodle charges with a flurry of right punches to the chin, but is ineffective.
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-Noodle lashes out with a flurry of right punches to the chin, but Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii covers himself well.
+Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii hits with a barrage of hard punches to the head! Noodle hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii throws a jab to the mouth, but misses.
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-Noodle launches a series of left punches to the chin, but only hits air.
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+Noodle throws a barrage of off balance punches to the chin.
-Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii probes with a volley of punches to the face, but fails to score.
+Noodle takes charge with a barrage of vicious punches to the mouth.
+Noodle hits with a flurry of mean punches to the jaw.
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+Noodle lands a barrage of blows to the mouth.
-Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii throws a straight right to the head, but comes up empty.
+Noodle clocks Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii with a flurry of heavy punches to the head.
+Noodle hits with a volley of punches to the head.
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-Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii attacks with a volley of punches to the head, but Noodle ducks.
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-Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii throws a barrage of right punches to the chin, but he's too slow.
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+Noodle annoys Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii with a pair of mean punches to the solar plexus. Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii is hurt!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 46 of 62 punches, and Big Boys Toughman Winner II landed 12 of 47 punches.

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 30-27


Noodle remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 4

Noodle is using the ring. (using the ring)
Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii tries to land a flurry of right punches to the temple, but comes up empty.
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+Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii lands a barrage of mean punches to the chin.
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-Noodle attempts a series of punches to the temple, but Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii backs out of it.
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+Noodle backs up Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii with a series of loud punches to the chin!
-Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii throws a straight right to the face, but Noodle beats a hasty retreat.
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+Noodle punches Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii with a volley of mean punches to the ribs. Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii beats a hasty retreat.
-Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii throws a pair of punches to the head, but is ineffective.
+Noodle tosses a volley of punches to the stomach. Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii ignores it.
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+Noodle catches Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii with a volley of loud punches to the mouth.
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-Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii fires a series of punches to the head, but is ineffective.
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-Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii attempts a barrage of punches to the nose, but flails uselessly.
-Noodle launches a series of right punches to the temple, but loses his balance.
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-Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii charges with a flurry of punches to the temple, but flails uselessly.
+Noodle pounds Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii with a flurry of solid punches to the temple!
-Noodle lunges with a pair of punches to the jaw, but Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii narrowly avoids it
+Noodle lands a flurry of punches to the eye.
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+Noodle smashes Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii with a flurry of stinging shots to the chin!
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+Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii tags Noodle with a pair of off balance punches to the jaw.
+Noodle fires a barrage of furious punches to the face.
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-Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii attempts a pair of right punches to the head, but comes up empty.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 43 of 62 punches, and Big Boys Toughman Winner II landed 12 of 48 punches.

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 40-36


Noodle grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 2: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 4: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9

Total Score: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 40-36


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 2: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 4: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9

Total Score: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 40-36


Bobby Czyz scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 2: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 4: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9

Total Score: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 40-36

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt wins by decision!