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(Heavyweight) I eat amatuers for breakfast defeated Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken by majority decision: 115-113, 115-115, 115-113.

Match Saturday, September 30, 2017

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 7 inches (201 centimeters) tall weighing in at 257 pounds (117 kilograms) is I eat amatuers for breakfast!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 231 pounds (105 kilograms) is Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Breakfast is using the ring. (using the ring)
Jackhamma is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Jackhamma nails Breakfast with a flurry of nice punches to the eye. Breakfast quickly recovers.
-Jackhamma throws a flurry of left punches to the eye, but Breakfast beats a hasty retreat.
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+Breakfast pokes Jackhamma with a volley of punches to the mouth. Jackhamma gets mad!
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+Breakfast throws a barrage of powerful punches to the eye.
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-Jackhamma probes with a series of left punches to the mouth, but Breakfast quickly backs away.
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+Jackhamma attacks with a volley of commanding punches to the stomach.
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-Breakfast tries to land a flurry of right punches to the mouth, but goes wide.
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+Breakfast smacks Jackhamma with a barrage of punches to the head. Jackhamma doesn't seem bothered.
+ The fighters trade punches to the chin.
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-Jackhamma throws a series of left punches to the mouth, but Breakfast steps aside.
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+Jackhamma annoys Breakfast with a flurry of furious punches to the chest.
+Jackhamma connects with a loud straight right to the solar plexus.
-Jackhamma throws a pair of left punches to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Breakfast throws a series of punches to the jaw.
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+Breakfast pummels Jackhamma with a flurry of nice punches to the jaw!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat amatuers for breakfast landed 23 of 32 punches, and Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken landed 20 of 43 punches.

I eat amatuers for breakfast won the round 10-9

I eat amatuers for breakfast is winning the fight 10-9


Breakfast doesn't want to stop fighting!

Jackhamma doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Breakfast is using the ring. (using the ring)
Jackhamma is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Jackhamma attacks with a flurry of punches to the eye, but fails to score.
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+Breakfast clocks Jackhamma with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Breakfast grazes Jackhamma with a pair of heavy punches to the ribs!
+Jackhamma whacks Breakfast with a barrage of off balance punches to the head! Breakfast covers up.
+Jackhamma fires a series of off balance punches to the head!
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+Breakfast throws a barrage of loud punches to the ribs. Jackhamma seems wobbly!
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-Jackhamma fires a volley of right punches to the face, but falls short.
+Jackhamma backs up Breakfast with a barrage of stinging punches to the eye.
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+Jackhamma annoys Breakfast with a volley of commanding punches to the chest.
-Jackhamma tries a series of punches to the eye, but flails uselessly.
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-Breakfast tries a flurry of punches to the chest, but Jackhamma leaps aside.

BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat amatuers for breakfast landed 20 of 32 punches, and Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken landed 19 of 39 punches.

I eat amatuers for breakfast won the round 10-9

I eat amatuers for breakfast is winning the fight 20-18


Breakfast doesn't even want to rest!

Jackhamma doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Breakfast is using the ring. (using the ring)
Jackhamma is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Breakfast tries to land a barrage of punches to the chest, but Jackhamma quickly backs away.
+Jackhamma fires a flurry of loud punches to the solar plexus!!
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-Jackhamma throws a jab to the jaw, but Breakfast stays away from it.
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+Jackhamma pummels Breakfast with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
-Breakfast attempts a pair of punches to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Breakfast hammers Jackhamma with a pair of punches to the chest.
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-Jackhamma probes with a volley of right punches to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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+Jackhamma scores with a flurry of painful punches to the face.
-Jackhamma attacks with a series of punches to the mouth, but Breakfast takes it in the forearms.
+ The fighters swap punches to the head.
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+Breakfast lands a volley of punches to the stomach. Jackhamma sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Breakfast thumps Jackhamma with a furious jab to the stomach!! Jackhamma sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Jackhamma connects with a pair of vicious punches to the ribs.
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-Jackhamma fires a pair of punches to the nose, but loses his balance.
+Breakfast wakes up the fans with a volley of painful punches to the stomach.

BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat amatuers for breakfast landed 17 of 32 punches, and Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken landed 21 of 41 punches.

I eat amatuers for breakfast won the round 10-9

I eat amatuers for breakfast is winning the fight 30-27


Breakfast doesn't even want to rest!

Jackhamma remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Breakfast is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Jackhamma is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Jackhamma pops Breakfast with a straight right to the solar plexus.
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-Jackhamma attacks with a flurry of punches to the temple, but loses his balance.
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+Breakfast slams Jackhamma with a flurry of blows to the head. Jackhamma doesn't seem bothered.
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-Jackhamma launches a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
-Jackhamma tries a series of punches to the chin, but Breakfast takes it in the forearms.
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+Jackhamma tags Breakfast with a solid roundhouse to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat amatuers for breakfast landed 7 of 8 punches, and Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken landed 9 of 25 punches.

Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken won the round 10-9

I eat amatuers for breakfast is winning the fight 39-37


Breakfast doesn't even want to rest!

Jackhamma remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 5

Breakfast is using the ring. (using the ring)
Jackhamma is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Jackhamma launches a series of punches to the temple, but misses.
+Breakfast pounds Jackhamma with a barrage of painful punches to the ribs.
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+Jackhamma smacks Breakfast with a barrage of strong punches to the nose.
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+Jackhamma pokes Breakfast with a strong cross to the stomach.
-Jackhamma launches a cross to the stomach, but falls short.
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+Breakfast fires a volley of punches to the solar plexus!! Jackhamma quickly recovers.
-Jackhamma charges with a series of right punches to the mouth, but Breakfast covers himself well.
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+Jackhamma fires a strong jab to the jaw.
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+Jackhamma pounds Breakfast with a flurry of stinging punches to the temple.
-Breakfast throws a pair of punches to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Breakfast annoys Jackhamma with a series of wild punches to the ribs.
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-Jackhamma tries to land a volley of punches to the eye, but Breakfast covers himself well.

BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat amatuers for breakfast landed 20 of 31 punches, and Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken landed 23 of 51 punches.

Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken won the round 10-9

I eat amatuers for breakfast is winning the fight 48-47


Breakfast doesn't even want to rest!

Jackhamma remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Breakfast is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Jackhamma is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Jackhamma solidly lands a series of quick punches to the ribs.
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+Jackhamma lands a loud straight right to the nose.
-Jackhamma attacks with a barrage of punches to the stomach, but falls short.
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+Jackhamma attacks with a volley of glancing punches to the jaw. Breakfast sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Jackhamma probes with a roundhouse to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Jackhamma charges with a right left to the jaw, but Breakfast narrowly avoids it
+Breakfast solidly lands a pair of mean punches to the solar plexus. Jackhamma covers up.
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-Jackhamma throws a series of punches to the chest, but Breakfast deftly avoits it.
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-Jackhamma probes with a volley of punches to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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-Jackhamma attempts a series of left punches to the face, but comes up empty.
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-Jackhamma launches a volley of punches to the mouth, but Breakfast steps aside.
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-Jackhamma attacks with a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but Breakfast escapes.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat amatuers for breakfast landed 5 of 8 punches, and Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken landed 17 of 48 punches.

Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Breakfast doesn't even want to rest!

Jackhamma grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 7

Breakfast is using the ring. (using the ring)
Jackhamma is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Breakfast thumps Jackhamma with a flurry of glancing punches to the solar plexus.
+Breakfast tosses a barrage of stinging shots to the chest. Jackhamma falls against the ropes!
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-Jackhamma lunges with a volley of punches to the chin, but misses.
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+Breakfast throws a series of powerful punches to the ribs.
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+Jackhamma punches Breakfast with a barrage of stiff punches to the chest.
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+Breakfast throws a series of light punches to the ribs.
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+Breakfast stuns Jackhamma with a straight right to the ribs! Jackhamma sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Breakfast throws a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but misses.
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-Jackhamma probes with a pair of right punches to the jaw, but Breakfast blocks.
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+Breakfast pummels Jackhamma with a volley of loud punches to the solar plexus!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat amatuers for breakfast landed 25 of 32 punches, and Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken landed 10 of 22 punches.

I eat amatuers for breakfast won the round 10-9

I eat amatuers for breakfast is winning the fight 67-66


Breakfast doesn't even want to rest!

Jackhamma grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 8

Breakfast is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Jackhamma is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Jackhamma attempts a pair of punches to the stomach, but Breakfast steps aside.
-Jackhamma lashes out with a flurry of punches to the face, but falls short.
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-Jackhamma lashes out with a volley of right punches to the chin, but Breakfast narrowly avoids it
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+Jackhamma pounds Breakfast with a series of glancing punches to the nose.
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-Jackhamma launches a flurry of punches to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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+Jackhamma annoys Breakfast with a stiff cross to the chin.
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+Jackhamma tosses a series of wild punches to the chin. Breakfast seems wobbly!
+Breakfast annoys Jackhamma with a pair of powerful punches to the nose.
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+Jackhamma shakes Breakfast with a flurry of punches to the temple.
-Jackhamma throws a volley of right punches to the chest, but Breakfast ducks.
+Jackhamma pokes Breakfast with a pair of stinging punches to the temple. Breakfast hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat amatuers for breakfast landed 8 of 8 punches, and Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken landed 17 of 50 punches.

Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Breakfast doesn't even want to rest!

Jackhamma grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 9

Breakfast is using the ring. (using the ring)
Jackhamma is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Breakfast throws a series of punches to the jaw, but fails to score.
-Jackhamma fires a barrage of punches to the chin, but Breakfast steps aside.
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+Jackhamma attacks with a hard right to the head.
-Jackhamma paws a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
+Breakfast strikes with a flurry of mean blows to the head.
-Jackhamma paws a flurry of right punches to the jaw, but is ineffective.
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+Jackhamma suprises Breakfast with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Jackhamma strikes with a volley of heavy punches to the mouth. Breakfast laughs!
+Breakfast punches Jackhamma with a series of punches to the mouth. Jackhamma falls against the ropes!
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-Jackhamma fires a series of right punches to the nose, but Breakfast ties him up.
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-Jackhamma attempts a pair of punches to the chin, but loses his balance.
+Breakfast attacks with a series of glancing punches to the mouth.
-Breakfast throws a series of right punches to the nose, but Jackhamma takes it in the forearms.
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+Jackhamma nails Breakfast with a series of loud shots to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat amatuers for breakfast landed 20 of 31 punches, and Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken landed 22 of 45 punches.

I eat amatuers for breakfast won the round 10-9

I eat amatuers for breakfast is winning the fight 86-85


Breakfast doesn't even want to rest!

Jackhamma grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 10

Breakfast is using the ring. (using the ring)
Jackhamma is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Jackhamma tries a pair of right punches to the chin, but Breakfast backs out of it.
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+Jackhamma hits Breakfast with a jab to the nose.
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+Jackhamma lands a nasty roundhouse to the head.
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+Breakfast annoys Jackhamma with a pair of nice punches to the head.
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-Jackhamma attempts a barrage of left shots to the chin, but Breakfast steps aside and laughs.
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+Breakfast hammers Jackhamma with a volley of wild punches to the jaw. Jackhamma seems wobbly!
-Breakfast paws a pair of punches to the head, but Jackhamma hides behind his gloves.
+Jackhamma jars Breakfast with a barrage of punches to the head.
+Breakfast tosses a flurry of light punches to the chin.
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-Jackhamma probes with a barrage of left punches to the nose, but Breakfast deftly avoits it.
-Jackhamma attempts a barrage of punches to the eye, but Breakfast takes it in the forearms.
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-Breakfast tries a barrage of left punches to the chin, but misses.
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+Jackhamma catches Breakfast with a volley of painful punches to the eye. Breakfast ignores it.
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-Jackhamma attempts a pair of punches to the stomach, but Breakfast hides behind his gloves.
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-Jackhamma attempts a barrage of right punches to the eye, but to no avail.
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-Jackhamma launches a pair of right punches to the mouth, but Breakfast steps aside and laughs.
+Jackhamma grazes Breakfast with a cross to the head.
+Breakfast shakes Jackhamma with a pair of punches to the chin.
+Jackhamma pokes Breakfast with a series of punches to the head.
-Jackhamma throws a flurry of punches to the chin, but Breakfast beats a hasty retreat.
-Jackhamma paws a right to the ribs, but Breakfast steps aside and laughs.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat amatuers for breakfast landed 20 of 30 punches, and Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken landed 29 of 77 punches.

Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Breakfast doesn't even want to rest!

Jackhamma is obviously tired.



ROUND 11

Breakfast is using the ring. (using the ring)
Jackhamma is relying on counter-punches. (counter-punching)

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-Breakfast lunges with a pair of right punches to the face, but Jackhamma steps aside and laughs.
+Breakfast backs up Jackhamma with a volley of punches to the jaw.
+Jackhamma suprises Breakfast with a pair of wild combinations to the face.
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Breakfast paws a sweeping right to the jaw, but Jackhamma takes it on the gloves and counters with a series of off balance shots to the temple.
+Breakfast pokes Jackhamma with a powerful right to the chin.
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Breakfast charges with a flurry of right punches to the head, but Jackhamma knocks it away and strikes first with a series of mean combinations to the eye. Breakfast beats a hasty retreat.
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-Jackhamma probes with a right sweeping right to the nose, but Breakfast beats a hasty retreat.
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+Breakfast fires a off balance jab to the chin. Jackhamma doesn't seem bothered.
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+Breakfast tags Jackhamma with a series of punches to the head.
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-Breakfast tries to land a right to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
Breakfast tries a pair of right punches to the face, but Jackhamma slips it and counters with a barrage of mean combinations to the eye.
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-Jackhamma tries to land a counter-punch to the mouth, but Breakfast narrowly avoids it
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-Jackhamma attempts a pair of shots to the head, but goes wide.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat amatuers for breakfast landed 20 of 31 punches, and Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken landed 9 of 24 punches.

I eat amatuers for breakfast won the round 10-9

I eat amatuers for breakfast is winning the fight 105-104


Breakfast remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Jackhamma is obviously tired.



ROUND 12

Breakfast is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Jackhamma is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Jackhamma launches a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Breakfast quickly backs away.
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-Jackhamma tries a series of punches to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Breakfast takes charge with a barrage of punches to the face.
-Jackhamma attempts a volley of right punches to the chest, but Breakfast ties him up.
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-Jackhamma throws a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but fails to score.
-Jackhamma launches a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but Breakfast covers himself well.
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-Jackhamma attacks with a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but Breakfast quickly backs away.
+Jackhamma backs up Breakfast with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
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+Jackhamma annoys Breakfast with a jab to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat amatuers for breakfast landed 7 of 8 punches, and Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken landed 11 of 50 punches.

Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Breakfast remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Jackhamma is obviously tired.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: I eat amatuers for breakfast 10-9
Round 2: I eat amatuers for breakfast 10-9
Round 3: I eat amatuers for breakfast 10-9
Round 4: Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken 10-9
Round 5: I eat amatuers for breakfast 10-9
Round 6: Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken 10-9
Round 7: I eat amatuers for breakfast 10-9
Round 8: Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken 10-9
Round 9: I eat amatuers for breakfast 10-9
Round 10: Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken 10-9
Round 11: I eat amatuers for breakfast 10-9
Round 12: Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken 10-9

Total Score: I eat amatuers for breakfast 115-113


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: I eat amatuers for breakfast 10-9
Round 2: I eat amatuers for breakfast 10-9
Round 3: I eat amatuers for breakfast 10-9
Round 4: Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken 10-9
Round 5: A 10-10 tie.
Round 6: Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken 10-9
Round 7: I eat amatuers for breakfast 10-9
Round 8: Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken 10-9
Round 9: A 10-10 tie.
Round 10: Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken 10-9
Round 11: I eat amatuers for breakfast 10-9
Round 12: Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken 10-9

Total Score: A Draw.

Christy Martin scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: I eat amatuers for breakfast 10-9
Round 2: I eat amatuers for breakfast 10-9
Round 3: I eat amatuers for breakfast 10-9
Round 4: Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken 10-9
Round 5: I eat amatuers for breakfast 10-9
Round 6: Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken 10-9
Round 7: I eat amatuers for breakfast 10-9
Round 8: Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken 10-9
Round 9: I eat amatuers for breakfast 10-9
Round 10: Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken 10-9
Round 11: I eat amatuers for breakfast 10-9
Round 12: Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken 10-9

Total Score: I eat amatuers for breakfast 115-113

I eat amatuers for breakfast wins by decision!