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(Heavyweight) Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" defeated Tim "Floored" Hogan by knockout (KO) in round 3.

Match Saturday, September 30, 2017

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 7 inches (201 centimeters) tall weighing in at 394 pounds (179 kilograms) is Tim "Floored" Hogan!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 4 inches (163 centimeters) tall weighing in at 229 pounds (104 kilograms) is Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl"!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Floored backpedals and jabs.
Simple Simon's Brother, Carl clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Floored pounds Simple Simon's Brother, Carl with a barrage of light punches to the stomach.
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+Floored hits with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl launches a flurry of blows to the face, but comes up empty.
Floored tries to attack, but Simple Simon's Brother, Carl hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Floored jolts Simple Simon's Brother, Carl with a barrage of solid punches to the ribs!
+Simple Simon's Brother, Carl hits with a uppercut to the face.
Simple Simon's Brother, Carl lands a devestating smash to the jaw and Floored is knocked off his feet!!

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Floored struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl attempts a volley of blows to the eye, but flails uselessly.
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-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl paws a series of right punches to the nose, but misses.
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+Simple Simon's Brother, Carl hurts Floored with a pair of glancing shots to the nose. Floored grimaces in pain.
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-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl fires a right straight right to the mouth, but Floored ties him up.
-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl probes with a hook to the eye, but Floored covers himself well.
+Simple Simon's Brother, Carl annoys Floored with a volley of solid punches to the eye. Floored ignores it.
Simple Simon's Brother, Carl lands a tremendous right cross to the jaw and Floored hurtles to the canvas!!

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SIX
Floored struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl throws a flurry of punches to the head, but Floored steps aside.
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Floored tries to attack, but Simple Simon's Brother, Carl hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Tim "Floored" Hogan landed 8 of 8 punches, and Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" landed 5 of 31 punches.

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" won the round 10-7

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" is winning the fight 10-7


Floored doesn't even want to rest!

Simple Simon's Brother, Carl doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Floored stays outside and uses his jab.
Simple Simon's Brother, Carl clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Floored tries to attack, but Simple Simon's Brother, Carl hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl throws a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Floored backs out of it.
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-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl lunges with a barrage of punches to the chest, but Floored escapes.
+Floored hits with a barrage of light punches to the solar plexus.
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+Floored hits with a heavy jab to the stomach.
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+Floored grazes Simple Simon's Brother, Carl with a barrage of painful punches to the chest. Simple Simon's Brother, Carl shakes his head to clear it.
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-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl throws a right hook to the ribs, but Floored covers himself well.
+Simple Simon's Brother, Carl takes charge with a series of stiff shots to the chest. Floored backpedals to his own corner.
Simple Simon's Brother, Carl lands a mighty smash to the jaw and Floored bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!

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Floored struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl throws a pair of shots to the stomach, but Floored hides behind his gloves.
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+Floored tosses a barrage of nasty punches to the stomach.
+Floored throws a volley of powerful punches to the ribs.
+Floored attacks with a volley of mean punches to the chest.
+Floored lands a series of punches to the stomach.
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+Floored catches Simple Simon's Brother, Carl with a flurry of heavy punches to the ribs.
+Floored clocks Simple Simon's Brother, Carl with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
+Floored strikes with a left to the stomach.
+Simple Simon's Brother, Carl punches Floored with a barrage of nice shots to the solar plexus. Floored retreats to the far corner.
Simple Simon's Brother, Carl lands a resounding blow to the head and Floored is knocked out of the ring!!

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Floored struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Floored tries to attack, but Simple Simon's Brother, Carl hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Floored hits Simple Simon's Brother, Carl with a pair of powerful shots to the stomach.
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+Floored smashes Simple Simon's Brother, Carl with a series of punches to the stomach.
+Floored lashes out with a pair of punches to the stomach!
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-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl charges with a left roundhouse to the stomach, but Floored blocks.
-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl fires a flurry of blows to the solar plexus, but Floored steps aside and laughs.
+Floored nails Simple Simon's Brother, Carl with a wild jab to the ribs.
+Floored smacks Simple Simon's Brother, Carl with a flurry of nice punches to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Tim "Floored" Hogan landed 63 of 66 punches, and Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" landed 6 of 33 punches.

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" won the round 10-7

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" is winning the fight 20-14


Floored looks exhausted.

Simple Simon's Brother, Carl doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Floored stays outside and uses his jab.
Simple Simon's Brother, Carl clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl probes with a right cross to the chin, but Floored beats a hasty retreat.
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-Floored fires a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
+Floored catches Simple Simon's Brother, Carl with a barrage of quick punches to the solar plexus.
-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl fires a barrage of right punches to the eye, but Floored ducks.
+Simple Simon's Brother, Carl hits with a flurry of off balance punches to the nose.
Simple Simon's Brother, Carl lands a sudden blow to the temple and Floored lands flat on his back!!

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TEN
He's Out!
Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Floored can't remember which corner is his.

Simple Simon's Brother, Carl remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" 10-7
Round 2: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" 10-7


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" 10-7
Round 2: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" 10-7


Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" 10-7
Round 2: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" 10-7

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" wins by a knockout!