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(Featherweight) Whacky LightWeight defeated Return of the Beer by disqualification in round 12.

Match Wednesday, September 27, 2017

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 6 inches (168 centimeters) tall weighing in at 98 pounds (44 kilograms) is Whacky LightWeight!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 126 pounds (57 kilograms) is Return of the Beer!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Lightweight is using the ring. (using the ring)
Return clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Lightweight tries to attack, but Return hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Lightweight tries to attack, but Return hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Lightweight tries to attack, but Return hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Return lunges with a pair of shots to the ribs, but to no avail.
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-Return throws a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but misses completely.
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-Return fires a right hook to the chest, but Lightweight stays away from it.
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-Lightweight throws a volley of left shots to the mouth, but fails to score.
Lightweight tries to attack, but Return hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Return probes with a flurry of right shots to the chest, but goes wide.
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-Lightweight tries to land a right to the nose, but only hits air.
+Lightweight tosses a flurry of solid shots to the temple.
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-Lightweight attacks with a volley of right punches to the eye, but Return backs out of it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Whacky LightWeight landed 11 of 34 punches, and Return of the Beer landed 4 of 24 punches.

Whacky LightWeight won the round 10-9

Whacky LightWeight is winning the fight 10-9


Lightweight doesn't want to stop fighting!

Return doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Lightweight is using the ring. (using the ring)
Return throws everything he's got! (all-out)

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+Lightweight jars Return with a barrage of nasty punches to the ribs. Return seems wobbly!
-Return tries a blow to the temple, but Lightweight steps aside and laughs.
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-Return fires a pair of left shots to the jaw, but Lightweight escapes.
+Lightweight solidly lands a stinging straight right to the stomach.
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+Lightweight punches Return with a volley of hooks to the ribs.
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-Return probes with a barrage of blows to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Return lashes out with a volley of shots to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Lightweight annoys Return with a pair of loud uppercuts to the solar plexus!
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+Return hits Lightweight with a barrage of furious crosses to the chin! Lightweight beats a hasty retreat.
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+Lightweight drills Return with a flurry of painful punches to the ribs. Return sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Lightweight lands a heavy jab to the ribs.
+Lightweight tosses a straight right to the stomach. Return doesn't seem bothered.
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-Return probes with a volley of punches to the face, but Lightweight quickly backs away.
-Return launches a pair of blows to the head, but misses.
+Return nails Lightweight with a bite to the ear! That was totally uncalled for!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Whacky LightWeight landed 31 of 33 punches, and Return of the Beer landed 6 of 38 punches.

Whacky LightWeight won the round 10-9

Whacky LightWeight is winning the fight 20-18


Lightweight doesn't even want to rest! He has cut below the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.

Return doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Lightweight is using the ring. (using the ring)
Return clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Lightweight tries to attack, but Return hangs on until the referee separates them.
Lightweight tries to attack, but Return hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Lightweight tries to attack, but Return hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Return charges with a pair of left punches to the chest, but Lightweight escapes.
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-Return lunges with a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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Lightweight tries to attack, but Return hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Lightweight tries to attack, but Return hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Lightweight lashes out with a pair of right punches to the chest, but fails to score.
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-Lightweight launches a jab to the stomach, but misses completely.
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-Lightweight probes with a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Return covers himself well.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Whacky LightWeight landed 5 of 30 punches, and Return of the Beer landed 3 of 17 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Whacky LightWeight is winning the fight 30-28


Lightweight doesn't even want to rest! He has cut below the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.

Return doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Lightweight is using the ring. (using the ring)
Return grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

-Lightweight probes with a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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-Return lunges with a barrage of shots to the solar plexus, but Lightweight hides behind his gloves.
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-Return charges with a roundhouse to the solar plexus, but Lightweight deftly avoits it.
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Lightweight tries to attack, but Return hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Lightweight tries to attack, but Return hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Return lashes out with a volley of right blows to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
-Return charges with a series of blows to the stomach, but Lightweight leaps aside.
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+Lightweight throws a barrage of glancing punches to the chest. Return gets mad!
-Lightweight throws a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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-Lightweight throws a barrage of punches to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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Lightweight tries to attack, but Return hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Lightweight probes with a jab to the ribs, but Return backs out of it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Whacky LightWeight landed 5 of 30 punches, and Return of the Beer landed 4 of 23 punches.

Return of the Beer won the round 10-9

Whacky LightWeight is winning the fight 39-38


Lightweight doesn't even want to rest! He has cut below the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.

Return doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Lightweight is using the ring. (using the ring)
Return grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

-Lightweight probes with a barrage of left punches to the chest, but only hits air.
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-Return charges with a left to the stomach, but is ineffective.
Lightweight tries to attack, but Return hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Lightweight tries a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but Return deftly avoits it.
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-Return probes with a barrage of blows to the ribs, but only hits air.
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Lightweight tries to attack, but Return hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Lightweight attacks with a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
-Return lunges with a series of shots to the ribs, but Lightweight steps aside.
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-Return probes with a flurry of right shots to the ribs, but to no avail.
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+Return lands a pair of quick shots to the solar plexus.
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-Lightweight throws a barrage of punches to the chest, but Return ducks.
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Lightweight tries to attack, but Return hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Lightweight takes charge with a barrage of stiff punches to the solar plexus!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Whacky LightWeight landed 8 of 41 punches, and Return of the Beer landed 5 of 32 punches.

Return of the Beer won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Lightweight remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut below the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.

Return remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Lightweight is using the ring. (using the ring)
Return grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

Lightweight tries to attack, but Return hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Return throws a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but Lightweight leaps aside.
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+Lightweight tosses a volley of punches to the face. Return sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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Lightweight tries to attack, but Return hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Lightweight lunges with a volley of punches to the stomach, but loses his balance.
-Lightweight paws a right jab to the nose, but Return takes it in the forearms.
-Return throws a flurry of blows to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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-Return attacks with a barrage of left blows to the chest, but Lightweight takes it in the forearms.
-Return charges with a flurry of left blows to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Return pokes Lightweight with a flurry of painful blows to the ribs. Lightweight hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Lightweight fires a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but Return hides behind his gloves.
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Lightweight tries to attack, but Return hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Lightweight tries to attack, but Return hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Return throws a pair of shots to the chest, but fails to score.
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-Lightweight attempts a flurry of punches to the temple, but misses completely.
-Lightweight probes with a right to the eye, but Return leaps aside.
+Lightweight wallops Return with a pair of punches to the head.
-Lightweight throws a flurry of right punches to the nose, but flails uselessly.
-Lightweight paws a pair of left punches to the chest, but Return ducks just in time.
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+Lightweight smashes Return with a volley of stinging blows to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Whacky LightWeight landed 18 of 76 punches, and Return of the Beer landed 7 of 32 punches.

Return of the Beer won the round 10-9

Return of the Beer is winning the fight 58-57


Lightweight remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut below the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.

Return remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

Lightweight is using the ring. (using the ring)
Return fights inside. (inside)

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-Lightweight lashes out with a series of right punches to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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-Lightweight probes with a flurry of punches to the chest, but Return beats a hasty retreat.
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-Return attempts a flurry of shots to the stomach, but Lightweight narrowly avoids it
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+Return tattoos Lightweight with a powerful uppercut to the solar plexus!! Lightweight laughs!
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+Lightweight whacks Return with a series of nice punches to the chest.
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-Lightweight attempts a series of right punches to the stomach, but to no avail.
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-Lightweight attempts a series of punches to the stomach, but only hits air.
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-Lightweight throws a volley of punches to the chest, but Return beats a hasty retreat.
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+Lightweight tattoos Return with a pair of stiff punches to the solar plexus.
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-Return charges with a volley of shots to the chest, but is ineffective.
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-Lightweight attempts a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but Return takes it in the forearms.
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-Return charges with a volley of punches to the chest, but Lightweight hides behind his gloves.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Whacky LightWeight landed 10 of 44 punches, and Return of the Beer landed 6 of 32 punches.

Return of the Beer won the round 10-9

Return of the Beer is winning the fight 68-66


Lightweight remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut below the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.

Return remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

Lightweight is using the ring. (using the ring)
Return fights inside. (inside)

-Return attempts a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but falls short.
-Return probes with a flurry of left punches to the chest, but falls short.
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-Lightweight throws a barrage of right punches to the chin, but is ineffective.
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-Lightweight probes with a hook to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
-Lightweight lunges with a pair of punches to the mouth, but loses his balance.
-Lightweight tries a pair of punches to the jaw, but Return deftly avoits it.
-Lightweight tries to land a series of punches to the nose, but Return takes it in the forearms.
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-Lightweight attacks with a right straight right to the chin, but misses completely.
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-Lightweight tries a flurry of right punches to the head, but Return steps aside and laughs.
-Return tries to land a flurry of right shots to the ribs, but comes up empty.
-Lightweight charges with a series of left punches to the temple, but to no avail.
-Lightweight throws a series of right punches to the temple, but Return takes it in the forearms.
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-Return attempts a series of blows to the solar plexus, but Lightweight stays away from it.
-Lightweight throws a pair of punches to the chin, but Return ties him up.
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+Return connects with a volley of stinging punches to the solar plexus!
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+Lightweight nails Return with a pair of hard punches to the temple. Return gets mad!
-Lightweight paws a pair of right punches to the head, but Return leaps aside.
+Lightweight fires a barrage of punches to the jaw.
-Return launches a volley of right shots to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Whacky LightWeight landed 18 of 70 punches, and Return of the Beer landed 6 of 32 punches.

Return of the Beer won the round 10-9

Return of the Beer is winning the fight 78-75


Lightweight grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has cut below the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.

Return remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 9

Lightweight is using the ring. (using the ring)
Return is brawling. (inside)

-Return fires a volley of shots to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
-Lightweight probes with a barrage of right punches to the temple, but Return deftly avoits it.
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-Return paws a volley of left punches to the ribs, but Lightweight blocks.
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-Return attacks with a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
+Lightweight throws a barrage of punches to the jaw.
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-Lightweight probes with a sweeping right to the chin, but Return backs out of it.
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-Return attacks with a uppercut to the solar plexus, but Lightweight steps aside.
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-Return probes with a barrage of punches to the stomach, but fails to score.
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-Lightweight attempts a barrage of punches to the face, but Return steps aside and laughs.
-Return tries to land a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Lightweight leaps aside.
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-Lightweight tries to land a series of left punches to the face, but falls short.
-Lightweight fires a hook to the nose, but misses.
+Lightweight wallops Return with a flurry of strong punches to the face.
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-Lightweight lashes out with a pair of right punches to the chin, but Return ties him up.
+Lightweight thumps Return with a flurry of powerful punches to the jaw. Return seems wobbly!
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-Lightweight tries to land a volley of punches to the temple, but is ineffective.
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-Lightweight tries a flurry of punches to the face, but comes up empty.
+Return tags Lightweight with a flurry of furious blows to the solar plexus!
+Lightweight strikes with a barrage of heavy punches to the jaw. Return shakes his head to clear it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Whacky LightWeight landed 21 of 73 punches, and Return of the Beer landed 9 of 43 punches.

Return of the Beer won the round 10-9

Return of the Beer is winning the fight 88-84


Lightweight is obviously tired. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has cut below the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.

Return grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 10

Lightweight is using the ring. (using the ring)
Return is brawling. (inside)

-Return paws a barrage of left blows to the stomach, but Lightweight stays away from it.
+Lightweight pummels Return with a barrage of solid punches to the eye! Return quickly recovers.
+Lightweight throws a series of painful punches to the eye!
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+Lightweight jolts Return with a volley of mean blows to the head.
-Lightweight tries a pair of right punches to the face, but Return steps aside and laughs.
-Lightweight attacks with a barrage of left punches to the temple, but Return backs out of it.
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-Return attempts a flurry of blows to the chest, but Lightweight steps aside and laughs.
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-Lightweight tries a pair of punches to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Lightweight throws a volley of right punches to the temple, but Return deftly avoits it.
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+Lightweight slams Return with a flurry of punches to the temple.
-Return lashes out with a left to the ribs, but Lightweight quickly backs away.
-Lightweight tries to land a left jab to the temple, but he's too slow.
-Return throws a series of right punches to the chest, but Lightweight escapes.
-Lightweight attempts a right to the temple, but Return steps aside.
-Lightweight attempts a flurry of right punches to the eye, but Return covers himself well.
+Return wakes up the fans with a barrage of furious punches to the chest.
-Lightweight throws a barrage of left punches to the chin, but misses.
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-Lightweight throws a barrage of punches to the temple, but loses his balance.
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-Lightweight lashes out with a barrage of left punches to the jaw, but Return ducks just in time.
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-Return tries to land a volley of blows to the chest, but comes up empty.
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-Lightweight paws a series of right punches to the mouth, but only hits air.
-Return paws a cross to the chest, but only hits air.
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-Lightweight charges with a flurry of right punches to the eye, but flails uselessly.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Whacky LightWeight landed 16 of 70 punches, and Return of the Beer landed 8 of 40 punches.

Return of the Beer won the round 10-9

Return of the Beer is winning the fight 98-93


Lightweight is slowing down. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has cut below the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.

Return grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 11

Lightweight is using the ring. (using the ring)
Return is brawling. (inside)

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+Lightweight whacks Return with a flurry of heavy punches to the mouth. Return gets mad!
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-Lightweight attempts a barrage of left shots to the head, but Return stays away from it.
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+Return jolts Lightweight with a pair of blows to the ribs.
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-Return attacks with a hook to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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-Lightweight throws a series of left punches to the nose, but Return takes it in the forearms.
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-Return charges with a flurry of right shots to the chest, but Lightweight steps aside.
-Lightweight charges with a pair of right punches to the eye, but goes wide.
-Lightweight throws a barrage of right punches to the jaw, but is ineffective.
-Return attempts a pair of right blows to the ribs, but misses.
-Return attempts a series of left punches to the ribs, but Lightweight narrowly avoids it
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+Return staggers Lightweight with a barrage of furious punches to the ribs.
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-Lightweight lashes out with a flurry of punches to the temple, but Return escapes.
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-Return attempts a flurry of shots to the chest, but Lightweight steps aside and laughs.
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-Lightweight fires a series of punches to the face, but he's too slow.
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+Lightweight fires Return with a bite to the ear! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Whacky LightWeight landed 10 of 40 punches, and Return of the Beer landed 8 of 38 punches.

Return of the Beer won the round 10-9

Return of the Beer is winning the fight 108-102


Lightweight is slowing down. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has cut below the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.

Return grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 12

Lightweight is using the ring. (using the ring)
Return is a raging bull!. (all-out)

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-Return tries to land a pair of punches to the jaw, but Lightweight beats a hasty retreat.
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+Return pokes Lightweight with a furious jab to the nose.
Return lands a vicious blow to the temple and Lightweight is knocked off his feet!!

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Lightweight struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Lightweight tries a volley of punches to the head, but falls short.
-Return throws a volley of uppercuts to the face, but he's too slow.
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-Return probes with a volley of right hooks to the head, but goes wide.
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+Lightweight grazes Return with a low blow! The referee sees it and takes a point away!
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-Return tries to land a barrage of crosses to the chin, but Lightweight escapes.
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+Lightweight scores with a pair of stiff punches to the mouth.
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+Return fires Lightweight with a low blow! Whacky LightWeight is writhing in pain. The referee halts the bout!
Whacky LightWeight wins by forfeit!!
BELL
Lightweight looks exhausted. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has cut below the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.

Return is obviously tired.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Whacky LightWeight 10-9
Round 2: Whacky LightWeight 10-9
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: Return of the Beer 10-9
Round 5: Return of the Beer 10-9
Round 6: Whacky LightWeight 10-9
Round 7: Return of the Beer 10-9
Round 8: Return of the Beer 10-9
Round 9: Return of the Beer 10-9
Round 10: Return of the Beer 10-9
Round 11: Return of the Beer 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Whacky LightWeight 10-9
Round 2: Whacky LightWeight 10-9
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: Return of the Beer 10-9
Round 5: Return of the Beer 10-9
Round 6: Return of the Beer 10-9
Round 7: Return of the Beer 10-9
Round 8: Return of the Beer 10-9
Round 9: Return of the Beer 10-9
Round 10: Return of the Beer 10-9
Round 11: Return of the Beer 10-9


Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Whacky LightWeight 10-9
Round 2: Whacky LightWeight 10-9
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: Return of the Beer 10-9
Round 5: Return of the Beer 10-9
Round 6: Whacky LightWeight 10-9
Round 7: Return of the Beer 10-9
Round 8: Return of the Beer 10-9
Round 9: Return of the Beer 10-9
Round 10: Return of the Beer 10-9
Round 11: Return of the Beer 10-9

Whacky LightWeight wins by a foul!