Public Fight Report
(Super-Heavyweight) Innocent Bystander "Another Misspelled Name" defeated they call me fat man! by technical knockout (TKO) in round 2.Match Saturday, September 23, 2017In this corner, standing 9 feet and 3 inches (282 centimeters) tall weighing in at 999 pounds (453 kilograms) is they call me fat man!!!
In this corner, standing 7 feet and 6 inches (229 centimeters) tall weighing in at 394 pounds (179 kilograms) is Innocent Bystander "Another Misspelled Name"!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
They stays outside and uses his jab.
Another Misspelled Name is backpedaling. (using the ring)
-Another Misspelled Name attacks with a left jab to the jaw, but misses completely.
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-They charges with a barrage of left punches to the nose, but Another Misspelled Name steps aside and laughs.
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-They probes with a pair of left punches to the jaw, but Another Misspelled Name stays away from it.
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+They annoys Another Misspelled Name with a barrage of strong punches to the face.
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+Another Misspelled Name fires a volley of nice punches to the mouth. They covers up.
-Another Misspelled Name probes with a barrage of punches to the face, but They steps aside.
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-Another Misspelled Name attacks with a flurry of punches to the mouth, but comes up empty.
+They solidly lands a series of light punches to the mouth.
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-Another Misspelled Name probes with a volley of punches to the mouth, but They takes it in the forearms.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
they call me fat man! landed 12 of 30 punches, and Innocent Bystander "Another Misspelled Name" landed 9 of 35 punches.
they call me fat man! won the round 10-9
they call me fat man! is winning the fight 10-9
They looks exhausted.
Another Misspelled Name doesn't want to stop fighting! He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 2
They stays outside and uses his jab.
Another Misspelled Name is backpedaling. (using the ring)
+Another Misspelled Name tosses a barrage of stiff punches to the ribs!
-They paws a pair of left punches to the chest, but fails to score.
-Another Misspelled Name throws a jab to the solar plexus, but They ducks.
+They throws a volley of punches to the stomach!!
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+Another Misspelled Name hits with a flurry of strong punches to the eye. Another Misspelled Name drops his guard and pounds away! They is so messed up his own mother wouldn't know him! The Referee stops the fight!
Innocent Bystander "Another Misspelled Name" wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
They can't remember which corner is his.
Another Misspelled Name doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the left eye.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: they call me fat man! 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: they call me fat man! 10-9
Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: they call me fat man! 10-9
Innocent Bystander "Another Misspelled Name" wins by a technical knockout!
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