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(Toughman) Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt defeated Big Boys Toughman Winner II by unanimous decision: 40-36, 40-36, 40-36.

Match Saturday, September 23, 2017

In this corner, standing 8 feet(244 centimeters) tall weighing in at 516 pounds (234 kilograms) is Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt!!

In this corner, standing 7 feet and 9 inches (236 centimeters) tall weighing in at 524 pounds (238 kilograms) is Big Boys Toughman Winner II!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Noodle is using the ring. (using the ring)
Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii stays outside and uses his jab.

+Noodle annoys Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii with a barrage of commanding blows to the temple.
-Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii fires a flurry of punches to the eye, but Noodle backs out of it.
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-Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii probes with a series of shots to the head, but Noodle takes it in the forearms.
+Noodle tags Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii with a series of wild punches to the mouth.
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-Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii attacks with a sweeping right to the jaw, but misses completely.
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+Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii tags Noodle with a pair of strong punches to the head.
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+Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii suprises Noodle with a series of painful punches to the temple.
-Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii paws a flurry of punches to the head, but goes wide.
+Noodle throws a flurry of stiff punches to the mouth.
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-Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii attempts a flurry of right punches to the temple, but Noodle deftly avoits it.
-Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii throws a right straight right to the head, but misses completely.
+Noodle hammers Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
+Noodle slams Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii with a volley of solid punches to the solar plexus!
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+Noodle stuns Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii with a flurry of powerful blows to the face.
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-Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii launches a flurry of punches to the temple, but Noodle hides behind his gloves.
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-Noodle throws a pair of right punches to the eye, but Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii stays away from it.
+Noodle throws a nasty roundhouse to the ribs.
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+Noodle tags Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii with a series of quick punches to the jaw.
+Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii hurts Noodle with a wild right to the head.
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-Noodle probes with a pair of right punches to the nose, but only hits air.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 42 of 65 punches, and Big Boys Toughman Winner II landed 20 of 49 punches.

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 10-9


Noodle doesn't even want to rest!

Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Noodle is using the ring. (using the ring)
Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii tags Noodle with a barrage of stinging punches to the jaw.
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-Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii throws a barrage of punches to the jaw, but Noodle backs out of it.
-Noodle fires a barrage of right punches to the temple, but Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii hides behind his gloves.
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+Noodle tosses a barrage of nasty punches to the chin.
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+Noodle shakes Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii with a volley of punches to the head.
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-Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii throws a volley of left punches to the head, but Noodle leaps aside.
-Noodle lashes out with a barrage of punches to the face, but Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii ducks just in time.
+Noodle belts Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii with a barrage of strong punches to the chin.
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+Noodle tosses a barrage of hard punches to the mouth!
+Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii pummels Noodle with a flurry of powerful punches to the nose.
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-Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii throws a barrage of left punches to the nose, but Noodle ducks.
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+Noodle tags Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii with a pair of powerful punches to the chin. Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii quickly recovers.
-Noodle charges with a right cross to the mouth, but only hits air.
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+Noodle pounds Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii with a flurry of loud punches to the nose.
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-Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii charges with a barrage of punches to the face, but Noodle ducks.
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+Noodle hits with a pair of punches to the chin. Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii gets mad!
+Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii backs up Noodle with a series of punches to the nose.
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+Noodle tattoos Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii with a flurry of painful punches to the chin!
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+Noodle hits Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii with a pair of punches to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 47 of 64 punches, and Big Boys Toughman Winner II landed 16 of 54 punches.

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 20-18


Noodle remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 3

Noodle is using the ring. (using the ring)
Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii stays outside and uses his jab.

-Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii throws a flurry of punches to the jaw, but Noodle steps aside and laughs.
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+Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii fires a pair of punches to the temple.
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-Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii paws a barrage of punches to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii attempts a series of punches to the temple, but Noodle ties him up.
+Noodle solidly lands a barrage of wild punches to the eye.
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+Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii attacks with a jab to the jaw.
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-Noodle probes with a volley of punches to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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+Noodle slams Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii with a nasty straight right to the stomach.
-Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii charges with a volley of left punches to the jaw, but Noodle blocks.
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+Noodle drills Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii with a barrage of punches to the head!!
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-Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii throws a series of punches to the temple, but falls short.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the temple.
+Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii hits with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
+Noodle throws a nasty right to the chin.
-Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii fires a pair of right punches to the head, but he's too slow.
-Noodle lashes out with a series of right punches to the mouth, but Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii backs out of it.
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+Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii takes charge with a series of punches to the head.
-Noodle paws a roundhouse to the face, but Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii deftly avoits it.
-Noodle tries a barrage of punches to the eye, but goes wide.
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-Noodle lashes out with a pair of punches to the chin, but Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii takes it in the forearms.
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+Noodle solidly lands a flurry of punches to the eye. Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii doesn't seem bothered.
+Noodle lands a pair of punches to the head. Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii covers up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 34 of 57 punches, and Big Boys Toughman Winner II landed 16 of 47 punches.

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 30-27


Noodle remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 4

Noodle is using the ring. (using the ring)
Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii stays outside and uses his jab.

+Noodle staggers Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii with a pair of powerful punches to the nose.
-Noodle attacks with a barrage of punches to the mouth, but Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii takes it in the forearms.
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-Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii probes with a volley of right punches to the eye, but misses completely.
+Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii punches Noodle with a volley of punches to the jaw!
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+Noodle whacks Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii with a nasty sweeping right to the jaw.
-Noodle attempts a straight right to the head, but loses his balance.
-Noodle tries to land a barrage of punches to the eye, but is ineffective.
-Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii lunges with a volley of punches to the chin, but Noodle takes it in the forearms.
+Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii hits Noodle with a volley of painful punches to the temple.
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-Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii launches a series of right punches to the face, but Noodle deftly avoits it.
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-Noodle fires a flurry of punches to the temple, but to no avail.
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+Noodle tosses a volley of off balance punches to the head.
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+Noodle hammers Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii with a barrage of powerful punches to the mouth.
+Noodle wakes up the fans with a series of off balance punches to the nose. Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii attempts a flurry of punches to the temple, but Noodle steps aside.
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-Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii throws a flurry of punches to the mouth, but is ineffective.
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-Noodle tries a series of punches to the eye, but fails to score.
+Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii attacks with a volley of punches to the jaw.
+ The fighters trade punches to the nose.
+Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii hits with a volley of punches to the nose!
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-Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii throws a flurry of punches to the eye, but fails to score.
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-Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii probes with a barrage of punches to the face, but Noodle backs out of it.
-Noodle lashes out with a pair of punches to the chest, but goes wide.
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+Noodle punches Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii with a series of off balance punches to the eye! Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii is hurt!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 36 of 61 punches, and Big Boys Toughman Winner II landed 17 of 46 punches.

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 40-36


Noodle grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Big Boys Toughman Winner Ii grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 2: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 4: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9

Total Score: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 40-36


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 2: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 4: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9

Total Score: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 40-36


Oscar De La Hoya scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 2: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 4: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9

Total Score: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 40-36

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt wins by decision!