Public Fight Report
(Heavyweight) Mr. Einstein defeated I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin by unanimous decision: 120-108, 120-108, 120-108.Match Saturday, September 23, 2017In this corner, standing 6 feet and 7 inches (201 centimeters) tall weighing in at 202 pounds (92 kilograms) is Mr. Einstein!!
In this corner, standing 7 feet and 6 inches (229 centimeters) tall weighing in at 689 pounds (313 kilograms) is I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Einstein is using the ring. (using the ring)
Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
+Einstein backs up Kevin with a series of wild punches to the jaw.
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-Kevin tries a pair of punches to the ribs, but Einstein steps aside.
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+Kevin staggers Einstein with a volley of punches to the chest. Einstein asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Einstein connects with a barrage of loud punches to the temple!
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-Kevin probes with a volley of punches to the stomach, but Einstein quickly backs away.
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+Einstein tosses a nice jab to the nose.
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+Einstein takes charge with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
+Einstein lands a series of punches to the head.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mr. Einstein landed 39 of 41 punches, and I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 8 of 31 punches.
Mr. Einstein won the round 10-9
Mr. Einstein is winning the fight 10-9
Einstein doesn't want to stop fighting!
Kevin doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Einstein is using the ring. (using the ring)
Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
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+Einstein nails Kevin with a series of punches to the chest.
+Einstein slams Kevin with a volley of punches to the head. Kevin hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Kevin lashes out with a series of left punches to the ribs, but Einstein ducks just in time.
-Kevin probes with a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Einstein leaps aside.
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-Kevin fires a flurry of right punches to the chest, but fails to score.
+Einstein connects with a barrage of loud punches to the temple.
-Kevin throws a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Einstein ducks.
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+Einstein punches Kevin with a pair of punches to the solar plexus!
+Kevin jolts Einstein with a volley of powerful punches to the solar plexus.
+Einstein annoys Kevin with a flurry of commanding punches to the mouth. Kevin sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
-Kevin probes with a pair of punches to the ribs, but Einstein leaps aside.
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+Einstein lands a pair of stinging punches to the chest!!
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+Einstein tags Kevin with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
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+Einstein pops Kevin with a series of furious punches to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mr. Einstein landed 39 of 43 punches, and I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 7 of 33 punches.
Mr. Einstein won the round 10-9
Mr. Einstein is winning the fight 20-18
Einstein doesn't even want to rest!
Kevin doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Einstein is using the ring. (using the ring)
Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
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+Einstein whacks Kevin with a volley of punches to the nose!
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+Einstein punches Kevin with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
+Einstein tosses a volley of glancing punches to the chin.
+Einstein punches Kevin with a jab to the chin.
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-Kevin throws a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but misses.
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-Kevin lashes out with a series of right punches to the ribs, but Einstein leaps aside.
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-Kevin fires a pair of punches to the stomach, but is ineffective.
+Einstein smashes Kevin with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
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-Kevin tries to land a pair of punches to the stomach, but Einstein narrowly avoids it
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+Einstein tags Kevin with a pair of hard punches to the chest. Kevin retreats to the far corner.
+Einstein fires a series of punches to the eye.
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+Kevin tags Einstein with a barrage of strong punches to the solar plexus.
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+Einstein punches Kevin with a pair of powerful punches to the jaw!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mr. Einstein landed 38 of 38 punches, and I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 7 of 32 punches.
Mr. Einstein won the round 10-9
Mr. Einstein is winning the fight 30-27
Einstein remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Kevin doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Einstein is using the ring. (using the ring)
Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
+Einstein throws a flurry of commanding punches to the mouth.
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+Einstein fires a series of light blows to the stomach.
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+Einstein throws a series of punches to the mouth.
+Einstein drills Kevin with a volley of quick punches to the mouth!
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+Einstein shakes Kevin with a volley of mean punches to the chest.
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-Kevin fires a series of right punches to the chest, but Einstein hides behind his gloves.
+Einstein solidly lands a left to the stomach. Kevin backpedals to his own corner.
+Kevin lashes out with Einstein with a low blow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
+Einstein tosses a flurry of mean punches to the jaw.
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-Kevin lashes out with a volley of left punches to the ribs, but Einstein blocks.
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-Kevin probes with a pair of punches to the stomach, but Einstein hides behind his gloves.
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+Einstein pokes Kevin with a furious jab to the stomach!!
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-Kevin probes with a straight right to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Kevin probes with a flurry of punches to the chest, but he's too slow.
-Kevin launches a series of right punches to the ribs, but misses completely.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mr. Einstein landed 39 of 39 punches, and I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 6 of 32 punches.
Mr. Einstein won the round 10-9
Mr. Einstein is winning the fight 40-36
Einstein remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Kevin doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 5
Einstein is using the ring. (using the ring)
Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
+Einstein solidly lands a barrage of off balance punches to the eye.
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+Einstein throws a series of mean punches to the stomach!! Kevin sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Kevin pops Einstein with a pair of punches to the ribs.
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+Einstein nails Kevin with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
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-Kevin fires a volley of blows to the stomach, but goes wide.
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-Kevin tries a series of right punches to the ribs, but to no avail.
-Kevin throws a volley of right punches to the chest, but Einstein covers himself well.
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-Kevin throws a left right to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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+Einstein annoys Kevin with a series of painful punches to the nose.
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-Kevin attempts a flurry of punches to the chest, but Einstein stays away from it.
+Einstein hits Kevin with a volley of nasty punches to the nose.
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+Einstein annoys Kevin with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
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+Einstein hits with a jab to the mouth.
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+Einstein hurts Kevin with a barrage of powerful punches to the ribs. Kevin sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mr. Einstein landed 36 of 39 punches, and I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 7 of 32 punches.
Mr. Einstein won the round 10-9
Mr. Einstein is winning the fight 50-45
Einstein grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Kevin doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 6
Einstein is using the ring. (using the ring)
Kevin backpedals and jabs.
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-Kevin throws a series of left punches to the chest, but Einstein covers himself well.
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-Kevin tries to land a flurry of shots to the chest, but falls short.
+Einstein clocks Kevin with a left to the temple.
-Kevin attacks with a volley of punches to the ribs, but Einstein ties him up.
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+Kevin suprises Einstein with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
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+Einstein catches Kevin with a loud cross to the mouth.
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+Kevin fires a jab to the solar plexus.
+Einstein lands a barrage of nice punches to the chest.
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+Einstein scores with a furious jab to the chin.
-Kevin attempts a series of right punches to the chest, but fails to score.
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-Kevin charges with a flurry of punches to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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-Kevin tries a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but to no avail.
+Einstein wallops Kevin with a flurry of punches to the face.
+Einstein pokes Kevin with a barrage of punches to the nose!
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-Kevin tries to land a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Einstein steps aside and laughs.
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-Kevin probes with a series of shots to the ribs, but misses.
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+Einstein wallops Kevin with a volley of mean punches to the chin. Kevin sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mr. Einstein landed 37 of 38 punches, and I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 13 of 53 punches.
Mr. Einstein won the round 10-9
Mr. Einstein is winning the fight 60-54
Einstein grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Kevin doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 7
Einstein is using the ring. (using the ring)
Kevin backpedals and jabs.
+Einstein pokes Kevin with a series of light punches to the temple.
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+Einstein whacks Kevin with a series of furious shots to the face!
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-Kevin tries a barrage of punches to the chest, but Einstein backs out of it.
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-Kevin attacks with a series of punches to the chest, but Einstein narrowly avoids it
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-Kevin lunges with a flurry of left punches to the chest, but fails to score.
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+Kevin clocks Einstein with a volley of strong shots to the solar plexus.
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-Kevin lunges with a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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-Kevin throws a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but misses.
+Einstein pops Kevin with a volley of glancing blows to the chest.
-Kevin charges with a flurry of left punches to the chest, but Einstein ducks.
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+Kevin hits with a pair of glancing punches to the solar plexus.
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+Einstein tags Kevin with a flurry of nasty punches to the nose.
+Einstein tags Kevin with a left to the face.
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-Kevin probes with a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Einstein escapes.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mr. Einstein landed 36 of 39 punches, and I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 13 of 58 punches.
Mr. Einstein won the round 10-9
Mr. Einstein is winning the fight 70-63
Einstein grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Kevin remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 8
Einstein is using the ring. (using the ring)
Kevin backpedals and jabs.
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-Kevin attempts a pair of punches to the chest, but Einstein takes it in the forearms.
+Einstein connects with a furious jab to the jaw.
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-Kevin attacks with a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but Einstein ducks.
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+Kevin shakes Einstein with a series of off balance punches to the chest. Einstein doesn't notice.
+Einstein belts Kevin with a barrage of punches to the nose.
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-Kevin fires a pair of punches to the ribs, but Einstein ducks just in time.
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+Kevin tags Einstein with a barrage of nice punches to the stomach.
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+Einstein solidly lands a barrage of heavy shots to the chest. Kevin covers up.
+Einstein tags Kevin with a series of glancing punches to the head. Kevin seems wobbly!
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+Einstein strikes with a pair of heavy punches to the temple.
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-Kevin charges with a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Kevin tries a flurry of punches to the chest, but falls short.
-Kevin lunges with a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but Einstein quickly backs away.
+Kevin fires a flurry of punches to the chest.
+Einstein hits Kevin with a barrage of mean punches to the head.
+Einstein stuns Kevin with a volley of punches to the eye. Kevin laughs!
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-Kevin lashes out with a series of punches to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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-Kevin throws a jab to the chest, but Einstein ducks just in time.
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+Einstein nails Kevin with a powerful straight right to the temple.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mr. Einstein landed 37 of 43 punches, and I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 12 of 54 punches.
Mr. Einstein won the round 10-9
Mr. Einstein is winning the fight 80-72
Einstein grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Kevin remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 9
Einstein is using the ring. (using the ring)
Kevin backpedals and jabs.
+Einstein connects with a barrage of wild punches to the head.
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+Einstein hits Kevin with a barrage of punches to the chest.
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+Einstein annoys Kevin with a series of blows to the head.
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-Kevin tries to land a volley of left punches to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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+Einstein throws a jab to the jaw!
-Kevin tries to land a right straight right to the chest, but Einstein steps aside.
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+Kevin thumps Einstein with a solid roundhouse to the solar plexus.
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-Kevin attempts a barrage of right punches to the chest, but is ineffective.
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-Kevin probes with a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Einstein takes it in the forearms.
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+Einstein fires a jab to the ribs.
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-Kevin lunges with a pair of punches to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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-Kevin paws a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but Einstein hides behind his gloves.
-Kevin throws a barrage of punches to the chest, but he's too slow.
-Kevin fires a barrage of punches to the chest, but misses.
+Kevin strikes with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
+Einstein hits with a jab to the mouth.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mr. Einstein landed 41 of 42 punches, and I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 12 of 60 punches.
Mr. Einstein won the round 10-9
Mr. Einstein is winning the fight 90-81
Einstein grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Kevin remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 10
Einstein is using the ring. (using the ring)
Kevin backpedals and jabs.
+Einstein lands a volley of punches to the head.
+Kevin throws a flurry of heavy punches to the solar plexus.
-Kevin tries to land a flurry of punches to the chest, but Einstein blocks.
+Einstein jolts Kevin with a pair of hard punches to the chest!
+Einstein punches Kevin with a flurry of punches to the face.
-Kevin attacks with a series of left punches to the stomach, but Einstein ties him up.
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-Kevin fires a flurry of punches to the chest, but comes up empty.
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-Kevin lashes out with a volley of right punches to the ribs, but goes wide.
+Einstein thumps Kevin with a flurry of loud punches to the temple.
-Kevin lashes out with a barrage of right punches to the chest, but Einstein leaps aside.
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-Kevin lunges with a volley of punches to the ribs, but to no avail.
-Kevin probes with a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but Einstein beats a hasty retreat.
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+Kevin clocks Einstein with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
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+Einstein solidly lands a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
+Einstein jars Kevin with a roundhouse to the chin.
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+Einstein jolts Kevin with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
-Kevin lunges with a pair of punches to the ribs, but falls short.
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-Kevin attacks with a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Einstein steps aside.
-Kevin tries to land a pair of punches to the ribs, but Einstein blocks.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mr. Einstein landed 37 of 41 punches, and I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 12 of 57 punches.
Mr. Einstein won the round 10-9
Mr. Einstein is winning the fight 100-90
Einstein grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Kevin remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 11
Einstein is using the ring. (using the ring)
Kevin backpedals and jabs.
+Einstein scores with a volley of punches to the face.
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+Einstein hits with a flurry of commanding punches to the face.
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-Kevin throws a volley of punches to the chest, but comes up empty.
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-Kevin fires a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but Einstein leaps aside.
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-Kevin tries to land a series of punches to the stomach, but Einstein leaps aside.
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+Einstein suprises Kevin with a hard jab to the ribs.
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-Kevin fires a barrage of punches to the stomach, but misses.
-Kevin fires a barrage of punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
-Kevin probes with a right jab to the ribs, but Einstein covers himself well.
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+Einstein throws a barrage of nice punches to the chin.
-Kevin tries to land a pair of left punches to the stomach, but misses completely.
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+Kevin fires a jab to the chest.
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-Kevin paws a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
+Kevin pokes Einstein with a series of punches to the ribs.
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+Einstein connects with a flurry of wild punches to the ribs. Kevin asks for time to wipe off the blood.
-Kevin probes with a series of shots to the ribs, but falls short.
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-Kevin throws a volley of right punches to the chest, but he's too slow.
-Kevin launches a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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+Einstein tosses a flurry of stiff punches to the ribs!!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mr. Einstein landed 40 of 41 punches, and I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 12 of 58 punches.
Mr. Einstein won the round 10-9
Mr. Einstein is winning the fight 110-99
Einstein grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Kevin remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 12
Einstein is using the ring. (using the ring)
Kevin backpedals and jabs.
-Kevin attempts a series of right punches to the stomach, but Einstein stays away from it.
-Kevin lashes out with a series of punches to the chest, but he's too slow.
+Einstein lands a flurry of punches to the ribs.
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-Kevin launches a barrage of punches to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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-Kevin lunges with a barrage of punches to the ribs, but misses completely.
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+Einstein belts Kevin with a flurry of punches to the temple.
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+Kevin nails Einstein with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
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+Einstein grazes Kevin with a flurry of painful punches to the jaw.
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-Kevin probes with a pair of punches to the chest, but falls short.
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-Kevin throws a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
-Kevin lunges with a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but Einstein beats a hasty retreat.
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+Einstein attacks with a solid right to the head.
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+Einstein grazes Kevin with a barrage of mean punches to the jaw.
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-Kevin tries to land a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
+Einstein throws a volley of stinging punches to the chin.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mr. Einstein landed 42 of 42 punches, and I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 11 of 57 punches.
Mr. Einstein won the round 10-9
Mr. Einstein is winning the fight 120-108
Einstein grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Kevin remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 2: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 3: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 4: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 5: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 6: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 7: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 8: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 9: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 10: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 11: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 12: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Total Score: Mr. Einstein 120-108
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 2: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 3: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 4: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 5: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 6: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 7: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 8: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 9: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 10: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 11: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 12: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Total Score: Mr. Einstein 120-108
George Foreman scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 2: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 3: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 4: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 5: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 6: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 7: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 8: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 9: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 10: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 11: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 12: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Total Score: Mr. Einstein 120-108
Mr. Einstein wins by decision!
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