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(Toughman) Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt defeated BOT-181172 by unanimous decision: 40-36, 40-36, 40-36.

Match Sunday, September 17, 2017

In this corner, standing 8 feet(244 centimeters) tall weighing in at 516 pounds (234 kilograms) is Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 5 inches (196 centimeters) tall weighing in at 238 pounds (108 kilograms) is BOT-181172!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Noodle throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Bot-181172 covers up.

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+Noodle hits with a series of hooks to the eye. Bot-181172 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Noodle attacks with a flurry of left blows to the jaw, but goes wide.
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+Bot-181172 hits with a volley of mean blows to the mouth!
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+Noodle wallops Bot-181172 with a volley of glancing hooks to the face. Bot-181172 retreats to the far corner.
+Noodle tags Bot-181172 with a nasty cross to the mouth.
-Noodle fires a flurry of left crosses to the temple, but Bot-181172 narrowly avoids it
-Noodle attempts a barrage of left blows to the face, but falls short.
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-Noodle throws a volley of right blows to the face, but falls short.
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-Noodle attacks with a volley of left crosses to the nose, but loses his balance.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 19 of 41 punches, and BOT-181172 landed 7 of 8 punches.

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 10-9


Noodle doesn't want to stop fighting!

Bot-181172 doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Noodle throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Bot-181172 covers up.

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-Noodle launches a flurry of crosses to the jaw, but is ineffective.
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+Noodle lands a barrage of roundhouses to the head. Bot-181172 retreats to the far corner.
-Noodle probes with a series of right shots to the mouth, but comes up empty.
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+Bot-181172 solidly lands a barrage of painful blows to the stomach. Noodle hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Noodle throws a pair of left blows to the chin, but falls short.
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+Noodle whacks Bot-181172 with a pair of stinging crosses to the temple.
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-Noodle throws a volley of left shots to the face, but only hits air.
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+Noodle pummels Bot-181172 with a pair of uppercuts to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 17 of 37 punches, and BOT-181172 landed 6 of 8 punches.

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 20-18


Noodle doesn't even want to rest!

Bot-181172 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Noodle throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Bot-181172 covers up.

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-Noodle charges with a series of hooks to the chin, but misses completely.
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+Noodle scores with a hook to the temple!
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-Noodle throws a volley of left blows to the face, but Bot-181172 quickly backs away.
-Noodle charges with a series of right shots to the face, but Bot-181172 quickly backs away.
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+Bot-181172 stuns Noodle with a series of off balance blows to the nose.
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-Noodle paws a flurry of shots to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Noodle scores with a flurry of blows to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 18 of 38 punches, and BOT-181172 landed 7 of 7 punches.

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 30-27


Noodle doesn't even want to rest!

Bot-181172 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Noodle throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Bot-181172 covers up.

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+Bot-181172 shakes Noodle with a volley of blows to the face. Noodle quickly recovers.
-Noodle throws a volley of punches to the jaw, but comes up empty.
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-Noodle tries to land a barrage of shots to the jaw, but fails to score.
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+Noodle solidly lands a series of furious punches to the nose.
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-Noodle throws a flurry of shots to the head, but Bot-181172 leaps aside.
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+Noodle grazes Bot-181172 with a pair of wild punches to the temple. Bot-181172 retreats to the far corner.
+Noodle strikes with a sweeping right to the mouth!
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-Noodle probes with a pair of right crosses to the jaw, but Bot-181172 takes it in the forearms.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 18 of 43 punches, and BOT-181172 landed 7 of 8 punches.

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 40-36


Noodle remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Bot-181172 doesn't even want to rest!




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 2: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 4: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9

Total Score: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 40-36


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 2: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 4: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9

Total Score: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 40-36


Christy Martin scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 2: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 4: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9

Total Score: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 40-36

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt wins by decision!