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(Toughman) Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt defeated BOT-177032 by unanimous decision: 40-36, 40-36, 40-36.

Match Saturday, September 16, 2017

In this corner, standing 8 feet(244 centimeters) tall weighing in at 516 pounds (234 kilograms) is Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 244 pounds (111 kilograms) is BOT-177032!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-177032 is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Noodle jars Bot-177032 with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Noodle lunges with a series of left punches to the eye, but Bot-177032 stays away from it.
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+Bot-177032 smacks Noodle with a pair of hard punches to the temple.
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+Noodle takes charge with a vicious left to the eye.
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+Noodle tattoos Bot-177032 with a series of nasty punches to the chest. Bot-177032 beats a hasty retreat.
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+Bot-177032 tattoos Noodle with a pair of heavy punches to the head!
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+Noodle suprises Bot-177032 with a series of painful punches to the temple.
+Noodle takes charge with a flurry of strong shots to the chest!
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+Noodle attacks with a barrage of punches to the stomach!!
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+Noodle throws a barrage of punches to the eye.
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-Bot-177032 probes with a pair of left punches to the head, but Noodle quickly backs away.
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-Bot-177032 launches a barrage of left punches to the eye, but Noodle narrowly avoids it
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+Noodle attacks with a series of solid punches to the chest.
+Noodle connects with a wild sweeping right to the nose.
+Noodle tattoos Bot-177032 with a volley of quick punches to the ribs. Bot-177032 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"

BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 47 of 57 punches, and BOT-177032 landed 15 of 24 punches.

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 10-9


Noodle doesn't want to stop fighting!

Bot-177032 doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-177032 is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Noodle connects with a hard jab to the face.
+Noodle grazes Bot-177032 with a pair of mean punches to the jaw.
+Bot-177032 belts Noodle with a volley of strong punches to the nose.
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-Noodle probes with a left jab to the head, but only hits air.
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+Noodle punches Bot-177032 with a volley of punches to the eye.
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-Bot-177032 fires a barrage of right punches to the nose, but Noodle steps aside and laughs.
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-Noodle tries to land a right cross to the ribs, but Bot-177032 steps aside.
-Bot-177032 attempts a pair of left punches to the nose, but Noodle steps aside and laughs.
+Noodle clocks Bot-177032 with a flurry of glancing punches to the solar plexus. Bot-177032 is hurt!
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+Bot-177032 tosses a right to the head!! Noodle doesn't notice.
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+Noodle clocks Bot-177032 with a barrage of wild punches to the head. Bot-177032 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Noodle pummels Bot-177032 with a pair of wild punches to the temple.
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+Noodle whacks Bot-177032 with a powerful jab to the chin.
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+Bot-177032 shakes Noodle with a flurry of vicious punches to the face.
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+Noodle throws a pair of mean punches to the chin.
+Noodle wakes up the fans with a powerful straight right to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 41 of 57 punches, and BOT-177032 landed 19 of 34 punches.

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 20-18


Noodle doesn't even want to rest!

Bot-177032 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-177032 is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Bot-177032 thumps Noodle with a series of commanding punches to the nose. Noodle sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Noodle throws a left to the jaw.
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-Noodle attempts a series of left punches to the eye, but only hits air.
+Noodle nails Bot-177032 with a barrage of wild punches to the jaw. Bot-177032 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Noodle fires a flurry of nice punches to the mouth.
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+Noodle hits with a flurry of vicious punches to the temple. Bot-177032 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Bot-177032 paws a series of punches to the mouth, but comes up empty.
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+Noodle hits with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
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+Noodle jolts Bot-177032 with a volley of heavy punches to the chest.
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+Noodle connects with a series of punches to the chin.
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+Noodle clocks Bot-177032 with a series of heavy punches to the chin. Bot-177032 ignores it.
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-Bot-177032 charges with a straight right to the temple, but he's too slow.
-Bot-177032 attempts a volley of left punches to the face, but Noodle hides behind his gloves.
-Bot-177032 launches a flurry of punches to the eye, but goes wide.
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+Bot-177032 tags Noodle with a pair of furious punches to the chin. Noodle laughs!
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+Bot-177032 attacks with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
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+Noodle smacks Bot-177032 with a barrage of punches to the nose. Bot-177032 doesn't seem bothered.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 49 of 58 punches, and BOT-177032 landed 20 of 39 punches.

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 30-27


Noodle remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Bot-177032 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-177032 is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Noodle hits Bot-177032 with a series of quick punches to the eye.
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+Noodle pops Bot-177032 with a flurry of powerful punches to the temple. Bot-177032 retreats to the far corner.
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-Bot-177032 tries to land a series of punches to the chin, but to no avail.
+Noodle lashes out with a volley of powerful punches to the head.
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+Noodle scores with a series of punches to the chin.
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+Noodle takes charge with a pair of punches to the chin.
+Noodle slams Bot-177032 with a pair of stinging punches to the head.
+Bot-177032 tattoos Noodle with a glancing straight right to the eye. Noodle sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Bot-177032 throws a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but Noodle covers himself well.
-Noodle fires a pair of punches to the ribs, but Bot-177032 blocks.
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+Bot-177032 hits with a volley of punches to the mouth.
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+Bot-177032 slams Noodle with a series of quick punches to the nose. Noodle beats a hasty retreat.
-Noodle fires a volley of left punches to the stomach, but Bot-177032 steps aside.
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+Noodle solidly lands a barrage of painful blows to the chin!!
-Bot-177032 paws a series of punches to the nose, but Noodle quickly backs away.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 47 of 59 punches, and BOT-177032 landed 18 of 35 punches.

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 40-36


Noodle remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Bot-177032 doesn't even want to rest!




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 2: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 4: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9

Total Score: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 40-36


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 2: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 4: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9

Total Score: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 40-36


Christy Martin scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 2: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 4: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9

Total Score: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 40-36

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt wins by decision!