Public Fight Report
(Toughman) Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt defeated BOT-177032 by unanimous decision: 40-36, 40-36, 40-36.Match Saturday, September 16, 2017In this corner, standing 8 feet(244 centimeters) tall weighing in at 508 pounds (230 kilograms) is Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 248 pounds (112 kilograms) is BOT-177032!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-177032 is backpedaling. (using the ring)
+Noodle fires a pair of strong punches to the jaw.
+Noodle fires a furious cross to the chest.
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+Noodle hits with a flurry of punches to the temple. Bot-177032 quickly recovers.
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-Noodle probes with a flurry of punches to the nose, but Bot-177032 steps aside.
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+Noodle lashes out with a barrage of punches to the eye!
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+Noodle hammers Bot-177032 with a pair of punches to the eye.
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+Bot-177032 grazes Noodle with a pair of glancing punches to the mouth.
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+Noodle takes charge with a flurry of strong punches to the mouth.
+Bot-177032 punches Noodle with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
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-Bot-177032 probes with a volley of right punches to the chin, but comes up empty.
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+Noodle punches Bot-177032 with a series of punches to the face.
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+Noodle catches Bot-177032 with a flurry of punches to the temple.
+Noodle hits with a series of painful punches to the chest!
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-Noodle fires a barrage of left punches to the nose, but comes up empty.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 40 of 57 punches, and BOT-177032 landed 13 of 23 punches.
Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9
Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 10-9
Noodle doesn't even want to rest!
Bot-177032 doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-177032 is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Noodle hits with a pair of heavy punches to the ribs.
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+Noodle lands a series of punches to the jaw! Bot-177032 shakes his head to clear it.
+Noodle hits with a flurry of furious punches to the head. Bot-177032 falls against the ropes!
-Noodle lashes out with a right to the eye, but Bot-177032 ducks just in time.
+Noodle fires a barrage of punches to the ribs.
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+Bot-177032 suprises Noodle with a barrage of mean punches to the head!
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+Noodle wakes up the fans with a volley of punches to the mouth.
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+Noodle punches Bot-177032 with a volley of wild punches to the nose.
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-Bot-177032 fires a barrage of right punches to the eye, but goes wide.
-Bot-177032 tries a flurry of punches to the head, but Noodle steps aside and laughs.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the eye.
+Bot-177032 suprises Noodle with a series of vicious shots to the temple. Noodle sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Noodle throws a pair of punches to the temple, but goes wide.
+Noodle strikes with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
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+Bot-177032 jars Noodle with a jab to the jaw. Noodle doesn't seem bothered.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 47 of 57 punches, and BOT-177032 landed 17 of 30 punches.
Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9
Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 20-18
Noodle doesn't even want to rest!
Bot-177032 doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-177032 is using the ring. (using the ring)
-Noodle probes with a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Bot-177032 beats a hasty retreat.
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+Noodle rocks Bot-177032 with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
+Bot-177032 pounds Noodle with a barrage of stinging punches to the eye.
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+Noodle nails Bot-177032 with a series of punches to the head.
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+Noodle catches Bot-177032 with a jab to the temple!!
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+Bot-177032 annoys Noodle with a series of punches to the mouth.
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+Noodle rocks Bot-177032 with a roundhouse to the eye. Bot-177032 covers up.
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+Noodle shakes Bot-177032 with a barrage of strong punches to the eye!
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+Noodle clocks Bot-177032 with a series of nasty punches to the head!
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-Bot-177032 charges with a series of punches to the head, but Noodle leaps aside.
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+Noodle attacks with a flurry of punches to the head.
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+Bot-177032 connects with a volley of nice punches to the chin.
+Noodle lands a pair of loud punches to the nose.
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+Noodle throws a volley of powerful punches to the solar plexus.
-Noodle attacks with a jab to the face, but Bot-177032 leaps aside.
+Bot-177032 wakes up the fans with a barrage of nice punches to the jaw!
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-Bot-177032 tries to land a series of left punches to the temple, but Noodle steps aside.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the nose.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 42 of 54 punches, and BOT-177032 landed 23 of 39 punches.
Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9
Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 30-27
Noodle remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Bot-177032 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-177032 is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Noodle attacks with a pair of punches to the chin.
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+Noodle pokes Bot-177032 with a volley of punches to the face.
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-Bot-177032 throws a flurry of punches to the temple, but misses.
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+Noodle tosses a pair of punches to the temple.
-Noodle attempts a flurry of right punches to the eye, but Bot-177032 takes it in the forearms.
-Noodle probes with a pair of right punches to the stomach, but Bot-177032 hides behind his gloves.
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+Noodle punches Bot-177032 with a barrage of blows to the solar plexus.
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+Noodle pops Bot-177032 with a pair of stiff punches to the eye. Bot-177032 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Bot-177032 backs up Noodle with a series of punches to the eye.
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+Bot-177032 hammers Noodle with a flurry of wild punches to the chin.
+Bot-177032 solidly lands a volley of light punches to the chin.
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+Noodle fires a pair of punches to the temple.
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+Noodle attacks with a barrage of solid punches to the chin.
+Bot-177032 hits with a straight right to the temple. Noodle beats a hasty retreat.
+Noodle wallops Bot-177032 with a right to the face.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the jaw.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 45 of 55 punches, and BOT-177032 landed 20 of 32 punches.
Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9
Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 40-36
Noodle grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Bot-177032 doesn't even want to rest!
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 2: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 4: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Total Score: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 40-36
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 2: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 4: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Total Score: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 40-36
Christy Martin scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 2: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 4: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Total Score: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 40-36
Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt wins by decision!
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