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(Toughman) Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt defeated BOT-182966 by knockout (KO) in round 4.

Match Saturday, September 16, 2017

In this corner, standing 8 feet(244 centimeters) tall weighing in at 508 pounds (230 kilograms) is Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 214 pounds (97 kilograms) is BOT-182966!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-182966 comes out fighting.

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+Noodle hammers Bot-182966 with a series of punches to the nose. Bot-182966 beats a hasty retreat.
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+Noodle drills Bot-182966 with a series of wild shots to the head.
+Bot-182966 thumps Noodle with a low blow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Noodle smacks Bot-182966 with a volley of commanding shots to the eye.
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-Bot-182966 lashes out with a flurry of shots to the nose, but Noodle leaps aside.
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+Bot-182966 drills Noodle with a series of furious shots to the jaw. Noodle doesn't seem bothered.
+Bot-182966 throws a flurry of quick punches to the nose.
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+Noodle thumps Bot-182966 with a volley of wild punches to the chin!!
Noodle lands a quick punch in the nose and Bot-182966 falls senseless!!

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Bot-182966 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Noodle hits with a pair of heavy punches to the head.
+Noodle smacks Bot-182966 with a sweeping right to the temple. Bot-182966 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
Noodle lands a slow motion left blow to the head and Bot-182966's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

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Bot-182966 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Bot-182966 paws a series of punches to the jaw, but comes up empty.
+Bot-182966 staggers Noodle with a volley of glancing punches to the jaw.
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-Bot-182966 probes with a volley of right punches to the jaw, but misses completely.
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+Bot-182966 whacks Noodle with a barrage of stiff punches to the face.
+Noodle throws a volley of stinging punches to the temple.
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+Noodle belts Bot-182966 with a mean roundhouse to the mouth.
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+Noodle catches Bot-182966 with a barrage of nasty punches to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 30 of 30 punches, and BOT-182966 landed 16 of 32 punches.

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-7

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 10-7


Noodle doesn't want to stop fighting!

Bot-182966 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-182966 comes out fighting.

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+Noodle pokes Bot-182966 with a barrage of blows to the face!
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+Bot-182966 hammers Noodle with a series of nice shots to the face. Noodle hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Bot-182966 charges with a series of punches to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Noodle hits with a volley of punches to the mouth.
+Noodle lands a pair of punches to the mouth. Bot-182966 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Bot-182966 attempts a pair of left blows to the mouth, but Noodle steps aside and laughs.
-Bot-182966 paws a pair of blows to the nose, but fails to score.
+Bot-182966 punches Noodle with a cross to the eye.
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+Noodle lashes out with a series of vicious punches to the head. Bot-182966 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Noodle jolts Bot-182966 with a volley of shots to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 29 of 29 punches, and BOT-182966 landed 13 of 33 punches.

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 20-16


Noodle doesn't even want to rest!

Bot-182966 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 3

Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-182966 comes out fighting.

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-Bot-182966 probes with a series of right shots to the mouth, but comes up empty.
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+Bot-182966 annoys Noodle with a barrage of shots to the chin.
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+Noodle scores with a volley of stinging punches to the head.
+Bot-182966 catches Noodle with a flurry of commanding shots to the chin. Noodle sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Noodle smacks Bot-182966 with a volley of nice punches to the temple.
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+Bot-182966 tags Noodle with a strong left to the nose.
+Noodle hurts Bot-182966 with a flurry of punches to the eye.
+Noodle hits with a heavy roundhouse to the mouth.
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+Bot-182966 grazes Noodle with a series of shots to the eye.
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+Noodle hits Bot-182966 with a glancing straight right to the mouth.
Noodle lands a brutal smash to the jaw and Bot-182966 is knocked out of the ring!!

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Bot-182966 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Bot-182966 throws a series of blows to the chin, but comes up empty.
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-Bot-182966 probes with a right straight right to the face, but Noodle covers himself well.
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+Noodle throws a barrage of loud punches to the jaw.
Noodle lands a thundering cross to the jaw and Bot-182966's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

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Bot-182966 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Noodle tosses a series of punches to the head. Bot-182966 laughs!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 32 of 33 punches, and BOT-182966 landed 13 of 33 punches.

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-7

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 30-23


Noodle remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Bot-182966 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 4

Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-182966 comes out fighting.

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+Noodle solidly lands a volley of powerful shots to the nose. Bot-182966 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
-Bot-182966 lunges with a volley of punches to the mouth, but Noodle hides behind his gloves.
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+Noodle staggers Bot-182966 with a pair of heavy punches to the head.
Noodle lands a slow motion hook and Bot-182966 is knocked off his feet!!

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Bot-182966 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Noodle hits Bot-182966 with a pair of furious punches to the chin!
Noodle lands a quick left haymaker and Bot-182966 falls to the canvas!!

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TEN
He's Out!
Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Noodle remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Bot-182966 is slowing down. He has swelling above the left eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-7
Round 2: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-7


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-7
Round 2: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-7


Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-7
Round 2: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-7

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt wins by a knockout!