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(Toughman) Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt defeated BOT-174636 by technical knockout (TKO) in round 4.

Match Saturday, September 16, 2017

In this corner, standing 8 feet(244 centimeters) tall weighing in at 501 pounds (227 kilograms) is Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 7 inches (201 centimeters) tall weighing in at 228 pounds (103 kilograms) is BOT-174636!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Noodle throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Bot-174636 moves and jabs. (using the ring)

+Bot-174636 clocks Noodle with a off balance straight right to the jaw. Noodle backpedals to his own corner.
+Bot-174636 suprises Noodle with a flurry of loud punches to the ribs.
+Bot-174636 tosses a stinging jab to the jaw.
+Bot-174636 hurts Noodle with a barrage of punches to the nose!
+Bot-174636 pokes Noodle with a volley of strong shots to the head!
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+Bot-174636 connects with a series of hard punches to the chin.
+Bot-174636 rocks Noodle with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Noodle throws a left left to the head, but Bot-174636 takes it in the forearms.
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-Noodle paws a series of punches to the chin, but to no avail.
+Bot-174636 annoys Noodle with a volley of punches to the temple.
+Bot-174636 lands a flurry of commanding crosses to the chest.
+Noodle punches Bot-174636 with a pair of light crosses to the chin.
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+Bot-174636 hits with a volley of wild punches to the stomach. Noodle doesn't seem bothered.
+Bot-174636 backs up Noodle with a barrage of stinging punches to the eye. Noodle grimaces in pain.
+Bot-174636 lands a pair of heavy punches to the head.
+Bot-174636 attacks with a pair of painful punches to the chin. Noodle is hurt!
+Bot-174636 annoys Noodle with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
+Bot-174636 hits with a series of wild punches to the solar plexus.
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+Bot-174636 hurts Noodle with a flurry of heavy punches to the mouth. Noodle grimaces in pain.
+Bot-174636 solidly lands a flurry of strong punches to the head!
+Bot-174636 lands a volley of punches to the eye.
+Bot-174636 thumps Noodle with a pair of crosses to the eye. Noodle hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Bot-174636 hits with a barrage of commanding punches to the face.
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+Bot-174636 lands a series of solid punches to the mouth! Noodle backpedals to his own corner.
+Bot-174636 smashes Noodle with a volley of loud punches to the mouth.
+Noodle connects with a volley of glancing hooks to the mouth. Bot-174636 laughs!
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+Bot-174636 hits Noodle with a barrage of hard punches to the jaw.
+Noodle tags Bot-174636 with a pair of blows to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 23 of 38 punches, and BOT-174636 landed 98 of 98 punches.

BOT-174636 won the round 10-9

BOT-174636 is winning the fight 10-9


Noodle doesn't want to stop fighting!

Bot-174636 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 2

Noodle throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Bot-174636 moves and jabs. (using the ring)

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+Bot-174636 wallops Noodle with a pair of mean uppercuts to the eye.
+Bot-174636 hits with a nice straight right to the chin.
-Noodle probes with a right punch to the head, but only hits air.
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+Bot-174636 hurts Noodle with a series of stiff punches to the nose.
-Noodle probes with a series of punches to the ribs, but Bot-174636 narrowly avoids it
+ The fighters swap punches to the head.
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+Bot-174636 throws a flurry of furious punches to the nose.
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+Bot-174636 tags Noodle with a volley of punches to the chest.
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+Bot-174636 takes charge with a volley of wild punches to the stomach.
+Bot-174636 catches Noodle with a volley of hard punches to the jaw.
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+Bot-174636 lashes out with a series of nasty punches to the mouth.
+Bot-174636 pops Noodle with a pair of uppercuts to the mouth.
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+Bot-174636 pummels Noodle with a light hook to the mouth.
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+Bot-174636 connects with a pair of heavy punches to the chin.
+Bot-174636 attacks with a jab to the mouth.
+Noodle hits with a barrage of heavy punches to the face.
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+Bot-174636 throws a flurry of punches to the head. Noodle retreats to the far corner.
+Noodle rocks Bot-174636 with a barrage of hard blows to the jaw!
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-Bot-174636 throws a flurry of right punches to the chest, but fails to score.
-Noodle throws a right blow to the ribs, but fails to score.
+Noodle suprises Bot-174636 with a barrage of powerful punches to the solar plexus. Bot-174636 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Bot-174636 pounds Noodle with a series of punches to the eye. Noodle retreats to the far corner.
+Bot-174636 throws a series of painful punches to the temple. Noodle ignores it.
+Bot-174636 hits with a flurry of punches to the ribs. Noodle grimaces in pain.
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+Noodle stuns Bot-174636 with a pair of punches to the chin.
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-Bot-174636 launches a series of right punches to the stomach, but Noodle narrowly avoids it
+Bot-174636 clocks Noodle with a commanding jab to the eye! Noodle laughs!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 21 of 41 punches, and BOT-174636 landed 69 of 93 punches.

BOT-174636 won the round 10-9

BOT-174636 is winning the fight 20-18


Noodle doesn't even want to rest!

Bot-174636 is slowing down.



ROUND 3

Noodle throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Bot-174636 moves and jabs. (using the ring)

+Bot-174636 pounds Noodle with a volley of loud punches to the mouth!
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-Bot-174636 attacks with a left straight right to the solar plexus, but Noodle leaps aside.
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-Bot-174636 charges with a volley of right punches to the face, but Noodle ducks just in time.
+Noodle smashes Bot-174636 with a pair of roundhouses to the face!!
Noodle lands a lightning right punch in the nose and Bot-174636 lands flat on his back!!

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Bot-174636 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Bot-174636 wakes up the fans with a hard right to the mouth!!
+Noodle pummels Bot-174636 with a volley of hooks to the nose.
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+Bot-174636 grazes Noodle with a volley of punches to the jaw.
+Bot-174636 throws a flurry of mean punches to the temple.
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-Bot-174636 attacks with a flurry of punches to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Bot-174636 hits with a barrage of glancing crosses to the mouth. Noodle gets mad!
-Noodle attempts a volley of shots to the chest, but Bot-174636 steps aside.
-Bot-174636 lashes out with a series of left punches to the chin, but goes wide.
+Noodle annoys Bot-174636 with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
+Noodle grazes Bot-174636 with a barrage of punches to the face.
+Bot-174636 lashes out with a barrage of punches to the temple.
+Bot-174636 thumps Noodle with a series of punches to the temple.
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-Bot-174636 fires a right roundhouse to the solar plexus, but Noodle takes it in the forearms.
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+Bot-174636 shakes Noodle with a pair of wild punches to the jaw.
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+Noodle staggers Bot-174636 with a powerful roundhouse to the chin.
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+Bot-174636 tattoos Noodle with a flurry of punches to the chin.
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-Bot-174636 lashes out with a series of right punches to the chin, but Noodle backs out of it.
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+Bot-174636 lands a series of uppercuts to the chin.
+Bot-174636 suprises Noodle with a straight right to the chest.
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-Bot-174636 paws a series of punches to the temple, but comes up empty.
+Bot-174636 attacks with a quick straight right to the jaw!
+ The fighters swap uppercuts to the chin.
+Bot-174636 fires a flurry of painful punches to the temple!
+Bot-174636 hurts Noodle with a series of wild punches to the chin.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 26 of 42 punches, and BOT-174636 landed 51 of 93 punches.

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-8

This fight is too close to call.


Noodle doesn't even want to rest!

Bot-174636 collapses limply onto his stool.



ROUND 4

Noodle throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Bot-174636 moves and jabs. (using the ring)

-Noodle tries a volley of hooks to the mouth, but Bot-174636 hides behind his gloves.
+Bot-174636 jolts Noodle with a jab to the ribs.
+Noodle throws a flurry of hooks to the nose.
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+Noodle stuns Bot-174636 with a flurry of strong punches to the temple. Noodle smells a knockout -- he's pounding away! Bot-174636 begs for mercy! The Referee stops the fight!
Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Noodle remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Bot-174636 can't remember which corner is his. He has serious cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody nose.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: BOT-174636 10-9
Round 2: BOT-174636 10-9
Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-8


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: BOT-174636 10-9
Round 2: BOT-174636 10-9
Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-8


Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: BOT-174636 10-9
Round 2: BOT-174636 10-9
Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-8

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt wins by a technical knockout!