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(Toughman) Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt defeated BOT-174636 by technical knockout (TKO) in round 4.

Match Saturday, September 16, 2017

In this corner, standing 8 feet(244 centimeters) tall weighing in at 501 pounds (227 kilograms) is Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 7 inches (201 centimeters) tall weighing in at 228 pounds (103 kilograms) is BOT-174636!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Noodle throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Bot-174636 moves and jabs. (using the ring)

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+Bot-174636 annoys Noodle with a barrage of punches to the mouth. Noodle is hurt!
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+Bot-174636 throws a flurry of stinging punches to the eye.
+Bot-174636 hits with a flurry of punches to the head. Noodle doesn't notice.
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-Noodle throws a flurry of right roundhouses to the chest, but Bot-174636 ducks just in time.
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+Bot-174636 suprises Noodle with a flurry of off balance punches to the chin. Noodle sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Noodle wakes up the fans with a pair of quick punches to the chin.
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+Bot-174636 punches Noodle with a nasty jab to the face. Noodle doesn't notice.
-Noodle lashes out with a barrage of crosses to the mouth, but Bot-174636 beats a hasty retreat.
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+Bot-174636 solidly lands a series of punches to the chin.
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+Bot-174636 pokes Noodle with a series of off balance punches to the jaw.
+Bot-174636 wakes up the fans with a uppercut to the jaw. Noodle backpedals to his own corner.
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-Noodle paws a series of right crosses to the head, but is ineffective.
+Bot-174636 jolts Noodle with a barrage of blows to the mouth.
+Bot-174636 throws a volley of furious punches to the mouth.
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+Noodle suprises Bot-174636 with a pair of nice hooks to the ribs.
+Bot-174636 attacks with a pair of off balance punches to the head.
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+Noodle catches Bot-174636 with a pair of commanding roundhouses to the ribs.
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+Bot-174636 attacks with a pair of punches to the temple. Noodle retreats to the far corner.
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+Bot-174636 throws a series of nice punches to the nose. Noodle retreats to the far corner.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 22 of 39 punches, and BOT-174636 landed 91 of 91 punches.

BOT-174636 won the round 10-9

BOT-174636 is winning the fight 10-9


Noodle doesn't want to stop fighting!

Bot-174636 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 2

Noodle throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Bot-174636 moves and jabs. (using the ring)

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+Bot-174636 fires a volley of off balance punches to the stomach. Noodle falls against the ropes!
-Noodle probes with a barrage of right uppercuts to the mouth, but Bot-174636 escapes.
+Bot-174636 punches Noodle with a pair of punches to the nose!
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+Bot-174636 belts Noodle with a series of off balance punches to the chin. Noodle quickly recovers.
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+ The fighters swap shots to the jaw.
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-Bot-174636 attempts a left right to the solar plexus, but Noodle escapes.
+Noodle hits Bot-174636 with a pair of heavy punches to the nose.
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-Bot-174636 launches a straight right to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
-Bot-174636 lashes out with a flurry of left punches to the eye, but Noodle steps aside and laughs.
+Noodle lands a commanding right to the nose!!
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+Bot-174636 stuns Noodle with a series of loud punches to the eye. Noodle covers up.
-Noodle fires a right to the nose, but fails to score.
-Noodle throws a volley of left punches to the jaw, but Bot-174636 takes it in the forearms.
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+Noodle smacks Bot-174636 with a series of blows to the face!!
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+Bot-174636 catches Noodle with a volley of wild shots to the mouth.
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+Noodle attacks with a volley of glancing shots to the head.
+Bot-174636 punches Noodle with a volley of punches to the chest.
+Bot-174636 tosses a flurry of stinging punches to the eye.
+Bot-174636 punches Noodle with a volley of heavy punches to the stomach!!
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+Bot-174636 staggers Noodle with a flurry of powerful uppercuts to the head.
+Bot-174636 drills Noodle with a flurry of commanding shots to the nose!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 20 of 41 punches, and BOT-174636 landed 74 of 87 punches.

BOT-174636 won the round 10-9

BOT-174636 is winning the fight 20-18


Noodle doesn't even want to rest!

Bot-174636 is slowing down.



ROUND 3

Noodle throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Bot-174636 moves and jabs. (using the ring)

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+Bot-174636 hits with a volley of stinging punches to the mouth. Noodle seems wobbly!
+Bot-174636 lands a off balance punch to the temple.
+Bot-174636 tosses a volley of punches to the eye.
+Noodle strikes with a pair of uppercuts to the temple.
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-Bot-174636 probes with a pair of roundhouses to the temple, but Noodle steps aside.
-Noodle probes with a series of crosses to the temple, but fails to score.
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+Bot-174636 lands a volley of powerful punches to the ribs.
+Noodle catches Bot-174636 with a off balance right to the chin.
Noodle lands a devestating smash to the jaw and Bot-174636 is knocked off his feet!!

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Bot-174636 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Noodle attempts a barrage of shots to the jaw, but Bot-174636 steps aside and laughs.
+Bot-174636 throws a volley of strong punches to the mouth.
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-Bot-174636 lashes out with a series of right punches to the chest, but Noodle quickly backs away.
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+Bot-174636 pops Noodle with a volley of solid hooks to the nose.
+Noodle catches Bot-174636 with a nasty uppercut to the chin.
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-Bot-174636 tries a series of punches to the mouth, but Noodle takes it in the forearms.
-Bot-174636 attempts a barrage of right punches to the chest, but Noodle ducks just in time.
+Bot-174636 clocks Noodle with a flurry of wild punches to the nose.
-Noodle tries to land a series of shots to the mouth, but misses completely.
-Bot-174636 probes with a right jab to the stomach, but falls short.
+Bot-174636 wakes up the fans with a flurry of off balance punches to the eye. Noodle ignores it.
-Bot-174636 charges with a volley of left punches to the eye, but Noodle ties him up.
+Noodle rocks Bot-174636 with a glancing jab to the temple!
+Bot-174636 nails Noodle with a barrage of mean punches to the chin!!
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+Noodle throws a nasty shot to the chin.
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+Bot-174636 punches Noodle with a off balance roundhouse to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 26 of 38 punches, and BOT-174636 landed 52 of 86 punches.

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-8

This fight is too close to call.


Noodle doesn't even want to rest!

Bot-174636 collapses limply onto his stool.



ROUND 4

Noodle throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Bot-174636 moves and jabs. (using the ring)

-Bot-174636 charges with a left hook to the temple, but Noodle escapes.
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+Noodle pummels Bot-174636 with a flurry of quick blows to the mouth.
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-Bot-174636 attempts a pair of punches to the jaw, but Noodle leaps aside.
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+Bot-174636 suprises Noodle with a cross to the head.
-Bot-174636 tries to land a volley of left punches to the nose, but fails to score.
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+Noodle lands a roundhouse to the eye. Bot-174636 laughs!
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-Bot-174636 tries a flurry of right punches to the head, but comes up empty.
+ The fighters swap hooks to the jaw.
+Noodle hits with a flurry of furious punches to the nose.
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+Noodle smashes Bot-174636 with a commanding hook to the stomach.
+Noodle lands a barrage of punches to the head.
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+Bot-174636 fires a nice jab to the face! Noodle shakes his head to clear it.
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+Noodle tags Bot-174636 with a series of blows to the solar plexus.
Noodle lands a blood spattering left punch in the nose and Bot-174636 is knocked off his feet!!

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Bot-174636 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Bot-174636 lands a flurry of stiff uppercuts to the jaw.
+Bot-174636 backs up Noodle with a volley of stiff shots to the eye.
+Noodle wakes up the fans with a pair of light punches to the mouth.
Noodle lands a quick right blow to the temple and Bot-174636 is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!

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Bot-174636 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Bot-174636 belts Noodle with a barrage of painful punches to the face. Noodle beats a hasty retreat.
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-Bot-174636 attempts a series of right punches to the face, but Noodle steps aside and laughs.
+Noodle slams Bot-174636 with a barrage of nice blows to the ribs. Noodle sees his chance -- he's pounding away! Bot-174636 falls motionless against the ropes! The Referee stops the fight!
Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Noodle remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Bot-174636 can't remember which corner is his.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: BOT-174636 10-9
Round 2: BOT-174636 10-9
Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-8


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: BOT-174636 10-9
Round 2: BOT-174636 10-9
Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-8


Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: BOT-174636 10-9
Round 2: BOT-174636 10-9
Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-8

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt wins by a technical knockout!