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(Super-Heavyweight) Innocent Bystander "Another Misspelled Name" defeated Hugo The Mugo by technical knockout (TKO) in round 11.

Match Saturday, September 16, 2017

In this corner, standing 9 feet and 2 inches (279 centimeters) tall weighing in at 822 pounds (373 kilograms) is Hugo The Mugo!!

In this corner, standing 7 feet and 6 inches (229 centimeters) tall weighing in at 400 pounds (181 kilograms) is Innocent Bystander "Another Misspelled Name"!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.
ROUND 1

Hugo stays outside and uses his jab.
Another Misspelled Name is backpedaling. (using the ring)

-Hugo paws a volley of right punches to the head, but flails uselessly.
-Another Misspelled Name launches a pair of left punches to the head, but comes up empty.
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+Another Misspelled Name throws a series of punches to the chin. Hugo shakes his head to clear it.
+Hugo hits with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
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+Hugo attacks with a pair of commanding punches to the jaw. Another Misspelled Name falls against the ropes!
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-Another Misspelled Name probes with a flurry of punches to the face, but flails uselessly.
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-Another Misspelled Name fires a barrage of left punches to the mouth, but Hugo deftly avoits it.
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+Hugo hits Another Misspelled Name with a volley of punches to the jaw!
+Hugo punches Another Misspelled Name with a flurry of punches to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hugo The Mugo landed 25 of 34 punches, and Innocent Bystander "Another Misspelled Name" landed 7 of 33 punches.

Hugo The Mugo won the round 10-9

Hugo The Mugo is winning the fight 10-9


Hugo remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Another Misspelled Name doesn't want to stop fighting!


ROUND 2

Hugo stays outside and uses his jab.
Another Misspelled Name is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Another Misspelled Name charges with a barrage of left punches to the jaw, but to no avail.
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+Another Misspelled Name solidly lands a left to the temple.
-Another Misspelled Name attempts a pair of punches to the eye, but Hugo covers himself well.
+Hugo wallops Another Misspelled Name with a pair of punches to the ribs!!
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+Hugo fires a flurry of quick punches to the solar plexus!
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-Another Misspelled Name lashes out with a pair of left punches to the eye, but Hugo stays away from it.
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+Hugo wallops Another Misspelled Name with a volley of wild punches to the solar plexus!
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-Another Misspelled Name lunges with a flurry of left punches to the chin, but Hugo steps aside and laughs.
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-Hugo charges with a right left to the solar plexus, but Another Misspelled Name ties him up.
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+Hugo throws a volley of stiff punches to the ribs.
-Another Misspelled Name attacks with a series of right punches to the jaw, but Hugo hides behind his gloves.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hugo The Mugo landed 23 of 33 punches, and Innocent Bystander "Another Misspelled Name" landed 6 of 30 punches.

Hugo The Mugo won the round 10-9

Hugo The Mugo is winning the fight 20-18


Hugo grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Another Misspelled Name doesn't even want to rest!


ROUND 3

Hugo stays outside and uses his jab.
Another Misspelled Name is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Hugo hurts Another Misspelled Name with a barrage of mean punches to the solar plexus.
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+Hugo pummels Another Misspelled Name with a solid roundhouse to the solar plexus.
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-Another Misspelled Name fires a series of punches to the eye, but to no avail.
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-Another Misspelled Name charges with a flurry of punches to the eye, but goes wide.
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-Hugo launches a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but comes up empty.
-Another Misspelled Name throws a barrage of punches to the jaw, but Hugo blocks.
-Hugo attempts a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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+Another Misspelled Name suprises Hugo with a volley of quick punches to the head. Hugo sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Another Misspelled Name throws a volley of punches to the temple, but Hugo stays away from it.
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-Hugo paws a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Another Misspelled Name ducks.
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-Another Misspelled Name attempts a volley of punches to the nose, but Hugo hides behind his gloves.
-Hugo probes with a series of left punches to the stomach, but misses completely.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hugo The Mugo landed 15 of 30 punches, and Innocent Bystander "Another Misspelled Name" landed 8 of 31 punches.

Hugo The Mugo won the round 10-9

Hugo The Mugo is winning the fight 30-27


Hugo is slowing down.

Another Misspelled Name remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.


ROUND 4

Hugo backpedals and jabs.
Another Misspelled Name is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Another Misspelled Name attacks with a left straight right to the chin, but Hugo ducks just in time.
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-Another Misspelled Name launches a volley of punches to the face, but he's too slow.
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+Another Misspelled Name fires a barrage of painful punches to the chin.
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-Another Misspelled Name lunges with a barrage of right punches to the jaw, but fails to score.
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-Another Misspelled Name probes with a jab to the eye, but Hugo stays away from it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hugo The Mugo landed 4 of 8 punches, and Innocent Bystander "Another Misspelled Name" landed 6 of 32 punches.

Innocent Bystander "Another Misspelled Name" won the round 10-9

Hugo The Mugo is winning the fight 39-37


Hugo is slowing down.

Another Misspelled Name remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.


ROUND 5

Hugo stays outside and uses his jab.
Another Misspelled Name is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Another Misspelled Name attempts a volley of punches to the mouth, but fails to score.
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-Hugo launches a roundhouse to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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-Another Misspelled Name tries a barrage of punches to the chin, but goes wide.
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-Hugo launches a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but Another Misspelled Name leaps aside.
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-Hugo attempts a uppercut to the stomach, but Another Misspelled Name leaps aside.
-Another Misspelled Name paws a pair of punches to the nose, but Hugo quickly backs away.
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+Hugo pokes Another Misspelled Name with a flurry of vicious punches to the ribs.
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+Another Misspelled Name lands a flurry of glancing punches to the nose. Hugo seems wobbly!
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-Another Misspelled Name tries to land a volley of left punches to the chin, but Hugo stays away from it.
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+Hugo shakes Another Misspelled Name with a barrage of punches to the chest.
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+Hugo suprises Another Misspelled Name with a series of powerful punches to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hugo The Mugo landed 15 of 35 punches, and Innocent Bystander "Another Misspelled Name" landed 7 of 31 punches.

Hugo The Mugo won the round 10-9

Hugo The Mugo is winning the fight 49-46


Hugo looks exhausted.

Another Misspelled Name remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.


ROUND 6

Hugo backpedals and jabs.
Another Misspelled Name is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Another Misspelled Name smashes Hugo with a barrage of vicious shots to the nose. Hugo falls against the ropes!
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-Another Misspelled Name lashes out with a barrage of right punches to the eye, but is ineffective.
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-Another Misspelled Name launches a flurry of left punches to the mouth, but Hugo backs out of it.
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-Another Misspelled Name fires a flurry of left shots to the temple, but Hugo backs out of it.
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-Another Misspelled Name lunges with a series of punches to the jaw, but Hugo covers himself well.
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-Another Misspelled Name attempts a sweeping right to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Hugo attacks with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Another Misspelled Name escapes.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hugo The Mugo landed 4 of 8 punches, and Innocent Bystander "Another Misspelled Name" landed 6 of 33 punches.

Innocent Bystander "Another Misspelled Name" won the round 10-9

Hugo The Mugo is winning the fight 58-56


Hugo is slowing down.

Another Misspelled Name remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.


ROUND 7

Hugo stays outside and uses his jab.
Another Misspelled Name is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Another Misspelled Name throws a flurry of punches to the head, but goes wide.
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+Hugo smashes Another Misspelled Name with a flurry of stinging punches to the stomach.
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+Another Misspelled Name hits with a barrage of stiff punches to the chin.
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-Another Misspelled Name charges with a pair of left punches to the head, but only hits air.
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-Hugo throws a sweeping right to the chest, but comes up empty.
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-Hugo throws a flurry of right punches to the chest, but Another Misspelled Name blocks.
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-Hugo charges with a jab to the chest, but falls short.
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-Another Misspelled Name lunges with a jab to the face, but comes up empty.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Hugo The Mugo landed 12 of 33 punches, and Innocent Bystander "Another Misspelled Name" landed 8 of 32 punches.

Hugo The Mugo won the round 10-9

Hugo The Mugo is winning the fight 68-65


Hugo looks exhausted.

Another Misspelled Name remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.


ROUND 8

Hugo backpedals and jabs.
Another Misspelled Name is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Another Misspelled Name tries a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but Hugo ducks.
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-Another Misspelled Name probes with a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but Hugo ties him up.
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+Another Misspelled Name tags Hugo with a jab to the nose. Hugo doesn't seem bothered.
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-Another Misspelled Name probes with a pair of punches to the temple, but Hugo quickly backs away.
-Another Misspelled Name throws a volley of left punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
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-Another Misspelled Name attacks with a pair of punches to the mouth, but he's too slow.
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-Another Misspelled Name tries to land a barrage of left punches to the head, but loses his balance.
+Another Misspelled Name wakes up the fans with a volley of light punches to the solar plexus.
-Another Misspelled Name charges with a pair of punches to the ribs, but Hugo deftly avoits it.
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-Another Misspelled Name probes with a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but falls short.
+Another Misspelled Name tattoos Hugo with a series of glancing punches to the temple.
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-Another Misspelled Name probes with a pair of punches to the mouth, but is ineffective.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hugo The Mugo landed 3 of 8 punches, and Innocent Bystander "Another Misspelled Name" landed 17 of 74 punches.

Innocent Bystander "Another Misspelled Name" won the round 10-9

Hugo The Mugo is winning the fight 77-75


Hugo looks exhausted.

Another Misspelled Name remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.


ROUND 9

Hugo stays outside and uses his jab.
Another Misspelled Name is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Another Misspelled Name takes charge with a barrage of off balance punches to the nose.
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+Another Misspelled Name fires a volley of punches to the head.
-Another Misspelled Name lashes out with a volley of punches to the chest, but Hugo ducks.
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+Another Misspelled Name pokes Hugo with a series of glancing punches to the head.
-Another Misspelled Name lunges with a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Hugo deftly avoits it.
-Another Misspelled Name attacks with a flurry of left punches to the chest, but only hits air.
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+Hugo lands a flurry of punches to the chin. Another Misspelled Name beats a hasty retreat.
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-Hugo charges with a sweeping right to the temple, but misses.
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-Another Misspelled Name throws a flurry of right punches to the temple, but to no avail.
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-Another Misspelled Name attempts a flurry of left punches to the temple, but is ineffective.
+Hugo hits with a series of punches to the head.
-Hugo paws a pair of right blows to the chin, but Another Misspelled Name backs out of it.
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-Another Misspelled Name attacks with a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but Hugo stays away from it.
-Another Misspelled Name paws a volley of right punches to the chest, but misses.
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-Hugo throws a right jab to the eye, but Another Misspelled Name takes it in the forearms.
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+Another Misspelled Name wakes up the fans with a vicious jab to the eye!
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-Another Misspelled Name launches a volley of punches to the face, but Hugo beats a hasty retreat.
-Another Misspelled Name attacks with a pair of punches to the chin, but Hugo ducks just in time.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hugo The Mugo landed 17 of 30 punches, and Innocent Bystander "Another Misspelled Name" landed 21 of 65 punches.

Innocent Bystander "Another Misspelled Name" won the round 10-9

Hugo The Mugo is winning the fight 86-85


Hugo looks exhausted.

Another Misspelled Name grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.


ROUND 10

Hugo stays outside and uses his jab.
Another Misspelled Name is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Another Misspelled Name tries to land a series of left punches to the stomach, but falls short.
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+Another Misspelled Name hammers Hugo with a series of loud punches to the chin!
-Hugo charges with a barrage of punches to the head, but Another Misspelled Name steps aside and laughs.
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+Hugo drills Another Misspelled Name with a barrage of punches to the eye.
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+Another Misspelled Name lands a pair of punches to the temple.
+Another Misspelled Name drills Hugo with a series of commanding punches to the face.
-Another Misspelled Name attempts a series of shots to the temple, but Hugo escapes.
-Hugo lashes out with a flurry of punches to the nose, but Another Misspelled Name ties him up.
+Hugo lands a flurry of stiff punches to the jaw.
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+Another Misspelled Name whacks Hugo with a barrage of off balance punches to the head.
-Hugo lunges with a right sweeping right to the chin, but Another Misspelled Name ducks just in time.
-Hugo lunges with a flurry of left punches to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Another Misspelled Name probes with a pair of punches to the chest, but Hugo stays away from it.
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-Another Misspelled Name attempts a pair of right punches to the chin, but Hugo ducks just in time.
-Another Misspelled Name tries a series of punches to the mouth, but Hugo beats a hasty retreat.
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-Another Misspelled Name probes with a flurry of blows to the eye, but Hugo covers himself well.
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-Another Misspelled Name tries to land a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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-Another Misspelled Name throws a barrage of left punches to the face, but misses.
-Hugo attempts a series of punches to the face, but misses completely.
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+Hugo attacks with a flurry of punches to the head. Another Misspelled Name sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Hugo clocks Another Misspelled Name with a series of nasty punches to the nose!!
-Another Misspelled Name throws a volley of punches to the chest, but he's too slow.
-Hugo paws a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but he's too slow.
-Hugo lashes out with a series of punches to the temple, but is ineffective.
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-Hugo attacks with a series of punches to the nose, but Another Misspelled Name deftly avoits it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hugo The Mugo landed 20 of 58 punches, and Innocent Bystander "Another Misspelled Name" landed 22 of 66 punches.

Hugo The Mugo won the round 10-9

Hugo The Mugo is winning the fight 96-94


Hugo can't remember which corner is his.

Another Misspelled Name grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.


ROUND 11

Hugo stays outside and uses his jab.
Another Misspelled Name is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Hugo probes with a flurry of punches to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Another Misspelled Name tries a pair of left punches to the face, but Hugo takes it in the forearms.
+Another Misspelled Name hits with a volley of nasty punches to the chin. Another Misspelled Name is raining blows! Hugo's manager throws in the towel! The Referee stops the fight!
Innocent Bystander "Another Misspelled Name" wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Hugo can't remember which corner is his.

Another Misspelled Name grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Hugo The Mugo 10-9
Round 2: Hugo The Mugo 10-9
Round 3: Hugo The Mugo 10-9
Round 4: Innocent Bystander "Another Misspelled Name" 10-9
Round 5: Hugo The Mugo 10-9
Round 6: Innocent Bystander "Another Misspelled Name" 10-9
Round 7: Hugo The Mugo 10-9
Round 8: Innocent Bystander "Another Misspelled Name" 10-9
Round 9: Innocent Bystander "Another Misspelled Name" 10-9
Round 10: Hugo The Mugo 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Hugo The Mugo 10-9
Round 2: Hugo The Mugo 10-9
Round 3: Hugo The Mugo 10-9
Round 4: Innocent Bystander "Another Misspelled Name" 10-9
Round 5: Hugo The Mugo 10-9
Round 6: Innocent Bystander "Another Misspelled Name" 10-9
Round 7: Hugo The Mugo 10-9
Round 8: Innocent Bystander "Another Misspelled Name" 10-9
Round 9: Innocent Bystander "Another Misspelled Name" 10-9
Round 10: Hugo The Mugo 10-9


Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Hugo The Mugo 10-9
Round 2: Hugo The Mugo 10-9
Round 3: Hugo The Mugo 10-9
Round 4: Innocent Bystander "Another Misspelled Name" 10-9
Round 5: Hugo The Mugo 10-9
Round 6: Innocent Bystander "Another Misspelled Name" 10-9
Round 7: Hugo The Mugo 10-9
Round 8: Innocent Bystander "Another Misspelled Name" 10-9
Round 9: Innocent Bystander "Another Misspelled Name" 10-9
Round 10: Hugo The Mugo 10-9

Innocent Bystander "Another Misspelled Name" wins by a technical knockout!