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(Heavyweight) Total Mad Ownage defeated Evil Einstein by technical knockout (TKO) in round 8.

Match Sunday, September 03, 2017

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 7 inches (201 centimeters) tall weighing in at 288 pounds (131 kilograms) is Evil Einstein!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 5 inches (196 centimeters) tall weighing in at 270 pounds (122 kilograms) is Total Mad Ownage!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Einstein stays outside and uses his jab.
Ownage is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Einstein hits Ownage with a pair of heavy punches to the mouth.
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+Ownage lands a mean straight right to the solar plexus.
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-Ownage tries a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but Einstein escapes.
-Ownage fires a barrage of punches to the ribs, but only hits air.
+Einstein hits with a series of punches to the head. Ownage beats a hasty retreat.
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-Ownage throws a left sweeping right to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
+Einstein tattoos Ownage with a series of mean punches to the head.
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-Ownage attacks with a jab to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Einstein scores with a flurry of off balance punches to the mouth.
+Ownage tags Einstein with a jab to the chest.
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+Einstein attacks with a volley of punches to the nose. Ownage sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Ownage smashes Einstein with a series of punches to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Evil Einstein landed 27 of 35 punches, and Total Mad Ownage landed 18 of 40 punches.

Total Mad Ownage won the round 10-9

Total Mad Ownage is winning the fight 10-9


Einstein doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the right eye.

Ownage doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Einstein stays outside and uses his jab.
Ownage is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Einstein tries to land a flurry of right shots to the face, but Ownage beats a hasty retreat.
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-Ownage launches a flurry of punches to the nose, but falls short.
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+Einstein whacks Ownage with a flurry of solid punches to the head. Ownage hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Ownage probes with a flurry of punches to the chin, but Einstein blocks.
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+Einstein pops Ownage with a volley of punches to the head. Ownage falls against the ropes!
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+Ownage tosses a barrage of punches to the chin. Einstein covers up.
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-Ownage attempts a series of left punches to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Ownage hits with a stiff roundhouse to the chin. Einstein doesn't seem bothered.
+Einstein throws a strong straight right to the head. Ownage falls against the ropes!
+Ownage attacks with a barrage of off balance punches to the nose. Einstein is hurt!
-Ownage tries a barrage of punches to the chest, but Einstein leaps aside.
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-Ownage lunges with a barrage of right punches to the head, but Einstein quickly backs away.
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-Ownage paws a jab to the nose, but Einstein hides behind his gloves.
+Ownage throws a off balance jab to the nose.
-Ownage throws a volley of left punches to the nose, but Einstein steps aside.
-Einstein charges with a flurry of punches to the jaw, but Ownage deftly avoits it.
-Ownage attempts a jab to the jaw, but Einstein blocks.
-Ownage throws a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but Einstein beats a hasty retreat.
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+Einstein takes charge with a series of hard punches to the nose. Ownage seems wobbly!
+Ownage tosses a strong roundhouse to the chin.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the mouth.
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+Ownage slams Einstein with a pair of painful punches to the face.
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+Ownage hits with a pair of wild punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Evil Einstein landed 22 of 32 punches, and Total Mad Ownage landed 38 of 73 punches.

Total Mad Ownage won the round 10-9

Total Mad Ownage is winning the fight 20-18


Einstein remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye.

Ownage doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Einstein stays outside and uses his jab.
Ownage is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Ownage suprises Einstein with a roundhouse to the head.
-Ownage lashes out with a volley of right punches to the chin, but is ineffective.
-Einstein charges with a cross to the mouth, but Ownage blocks.
-Ownage throws a jab to the stomach, but Einstein escapes.
-Ownage attempts a pair of punches to the temple, but misses completely.
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-Ownage fires a volley of right punches to the chin, but Einstein narrowly avoids it
+Einstein hits with a barrage of wild punches to the jaw.
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-Ownage tries to land a cross to the jaw, but comes up empty.
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-Ownage lunges with a barrage of left blows to the face, but to no avail.
+Einstein nails Ownage with a flurry of heavy shots to the chin.
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-Ownage paws a right right to the jaw, but Einstein blocks.
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-Ownage tries a series of punches to the head, but Einstein leaps aside.
+Ownage tosses a volley of punches to the jaw.
+Ownage thumps Einstein with a flurry of painful punches to the mouth.
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+Ownage tosses a flurry of quick punches to the mouth! Einstein doesn't seem bothered.
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+Ownage tags Einstein with a barrage of stiff punches to the nose.
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+Einstein solidly lands a flurry of punches to the mouth.
+Ownage lashes out with a wild roundhouse to the mouth. Einstein quickly recovers.
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+Ownage tosses a flurry of punches to the stomach! Einstein gets mad!
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+Einstein lands a pair of powerful punches to the head.
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+Einstein rocks Ownage with a pair of glancing punches to the temple.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the head.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Evil Einstein landed 21 of 33 punches, and Total Mad Ownage landed 38 of 70 punches.

Total Mad Ownage won the round 10-9

Total Mad Ownage is winning the fight 30-27


Einstein remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye.

Ownage doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Einstein stays outside and uses his jab.
Ownage is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Einstein lashes out with a flurry of strong punches to the chest.
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+Einstein punches Ownage with a series of nice shots to the stomach!
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-Ownage probes with a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but Einstein leaps aside.
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-Einstein attacks with a pair of left punches to the chest, but is ineffective.
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+Einstein throws a flurry of hard punches to the stomach.
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-Ownage launches a pair of punches to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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+Ownage hits with a series of commanding punches to the chest.
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+Ownage takes charge with a flurry of punches to the chest!
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-Ownage fires a volley of punches to the stomach, but Einstein deftly avoits it.
-Ownage attempts a pair of blows to the stomach, but Einstein takes it in the forearms.
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+Ownage fires a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Evil Einstein landed 25 of 30 punches, and Total Mad Ownage landed 17 of 39 punches.

Total Mad Ownage won the round 10-9

Total Mad Ownage is winning the fight 40-36


Einstein grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye.

Ownage remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 5

Einstein stays outside and uses his jab.
Ownage is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Ownage paws a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
-Ownage throws a series of punches to the chest, but Einstein deftly avoits it.
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+Einstein scores with a barrage of furious punches to the chest.
-Einstein probes with a flurry of right punches to the chest, but he's too slow.
+Einstein jars Ownage with a pair of strong punches to the ribs.
-Ownage probes with a flurry of punches to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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+Ownage pops Einstein with a series of commanding punches to the ribs.
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+Ownage backs up Einstein with a wild jab to the stomach. Einstein doesn't seem bothered.
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+Einstein nails Ownage with a flurry of solid punches to the ribs.
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-Ownage attempts a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Einstein leaps aside.
-Einstein tries a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Ownage takes it in the forearms.
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+Ownage wallops Einstein with a heavy jab to the chest.
+Einstein hits with a series of glancing blows to the chest. Ownage gets mad!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Evil Einstein landed 20 of 31 punches, and Total Mad Ownage landed 18 of 39 punches.

Total Mad Ownage won the round 10-9

Total Mad Ownage is winning the fight 50-45


Einstein is obviously tired. He has swelling above the right eye.

Ownage remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Einstein stays outside and uses his jab.
Ownage is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Ownage attempts a series of left punches to the ribs, but falls short.
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-Einstein lashes out with a jab to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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+Einstein shakes Ownage with a right to the chest.
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+Ownage wallops Einstein with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
+Einstein pounds Ownage with a series of nasty punches to the chest.
+Einstein slams Ownage with a volley of shots to the ribs.
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-Ownage paws a series of punches to the stomach, but Einstein narrowly avoids it
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+Ownage strikes with a volley of nice punches to the ribs.
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+Ownage pummels Einstein with a pair of punches to the ribs!
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-Einstein throws a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but to no avail.
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-Ownage attacks with a flurry of right punches to the chest, but is ineffective.
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-Ownage probes with a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but Einstein steps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Evil Einstein landed 16 of 32 punches, and Total Mad Ownage landed 18 of 42 punches.

Total Mad Ownage won the round 10-9

Total Mad Ownage is winning the fight 60-54


Einstein looks exhausted. He has swelling above the right eye.

Ownage remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

Einstein stays outside and uses his jab.
Ownage is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Ownage probes with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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+Ownage rocks Einstein with a barrage of loud punches to the ribs.
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+Einstein solidly lands a flurry of punches to the stomach.
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-Einstein lashes out with a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Ownage covers himself well.
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+Einstein fires a series of punches to the stomach.
-Einstein probes with a pair of right punches to the ribs, but Ownage ducks just in time.
-Ownage lunges with a right roundhouse to the ribs, but Einstein backs out of it.
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-Ownage throws a pair of right punches to the ribs, but Einstein quickly backs away.
+Ownage attacks with a flurry of stiff punches to the ribs.
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-Einstein attacks with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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+Ownage rocks Einstein with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Evil Einstein landed 14 of 31 punches, and Total Mad Ownage landed 20 of 40 punches.

Total Mad Ownage won the round 10-9

Total Mad Ownage is winning the fight 70-63


Einstein collapses limply onto his stool. He has swelling above the right eye.

Ownage remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

Einstein stays outside and uses his jab.
Ownage is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Ownage rocks Einstein with a mean jab to the ribs. Einstein backpedals to his own corner.
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+Ownage attacks with a barrage of painful punches to the solar plexus. Ownage smells a knockout -- he's pounding away! Einstein starts to cry! The Referee stops the fight!
Total Mad Ownage wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Einstein can't remember which corner is his. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has a broken jaw.

Ownage remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Total Mad Ownage 10-9
Round 2: Total Mad Ownage 10-9
Round 3: Total Mad Ownage 10-9
Round 4: Total Mad Ownage 10-9
Round 5: Total Mad Ownage 10-9
Round 6: Total Mad Ownage 10-9
Round 7: Total Mad Ownage 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Total Mad Ownage 10-9
Round 2: Total Mad Ownage 10-9
Round 3: Total Mad Ownage 10-9
Round 4: Total Mad Ownage 10-9
Round 5: Total Mad Ownage 10-9
Round 6: Total Mad Ownage 10-9
Round 7: Total Mad Ownage 10-9


George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Total Mad Ownage 10-9
Round 2: Total Mad Ownage 10-9
Round 3: Total Mad Ownage 10-9
Round 4: Total Mad Ownage 10-9
Round 5: Total Mad Ownage 10-9
Round 6: Total Mad Ownage 10-9
Round 7: Total Mad Ownage 10-9

Total Mad Ownage wins by a technical knockout!