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(Strawweight) Am I fat? defeated Tuure Happonen by majority decision: 115-114, 115-113, 114-114.

Match Monday, July 17, 2017

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 5 inches (165 centimeters) tall weighing in at 102 pounds (46 kilograms) is Am I fat?!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 1 inch (155 centimeters) tall weighing in at 105 pounds (48 kilograms) is Tuure Happonen!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Am I Fat? stays outside and uses his jab.
Happonen is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Happonen probes with a volley of punches to the stomach, but Am I Fat? leaps aside.
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+Am I Fat? tags Happonen with a series of punches to the mouth!
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+Am I Fat? tosses a volley of heavy punches to the temple! Happonen falls against the ropes!
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+Am I Fat? pounds Happonen with a flurry of punches to the temple.
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+Happonen punches Am I Fat? with a pair of quick punches to the solar plexus!!
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+Am I Fat? tags Happonen with a volley of strong punches to the nose.
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+Happonen punches Am I Fat? with a pair of punches to the head.
+Am I Fat? smashes Happonen with a pair of punches to the eye. Happonen sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
-Happonen throws a roundhouse to the head, but Am I Fat? deftly avoits it.
-Happonen lunges with a barrage of punches to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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+Happonen tags Am I Fat? with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
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-Am I Fat? attempts a uppercut to the mouth, but misses completely.
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-Happonen charges with a roundhouse to the eye, but Am I Fat? blocks.
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+Am I Fat? belts Happonen with a series of punches to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Am I fat? landed 31 of 39 punches, and Tuure Happonen landed 21 of 37 punches.

Am I fat? won the round 10-9

Am I fat? is winning the fight 10-9


Am I Fat? doesn't want to stop fighting!

Happonen doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Am I Fat? stays outside and uses his jab.
Happonen is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Am I Fat? pounds Happonen with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Am I Fat? probes with a flurry of right punches to the nose, but Happonen ducks.
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+Am I Fat? thumps Happonen with a flurry of glancing punches to the head.
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+Am I Fat? attacks with a flurry of punches to the eye.
-Am I Fat? lunges with a right sweeping right to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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-Happonen throws a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but Am I Fat? steps aside.
+Am I Fat? belts Happonen with a flurry of punches to the mouth. Happonen hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the face.
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+Am I Fat? drills Happonen with a series of painful punches to the jaw. Happonen quickly recovers.
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+Am I Fat? pops Happonen with a right to the temple.
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-Happonen throws a flurry of right punches to the head, but Am I Fat? ducks just in time.
+Am I Fat? hits Happonen with a volley of punches to the stomach.
+Happonen throws a pair of punches to the chest!
+Am I Fat? smacks Happonen with a volley of punches to the stomach.
-Am I Fat? tries a pair of right punches to the jaw, but Happonen ducks just in time.
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-Happonen attempts a series of punches to the ribs, but misses completely.
+Happonen belts Am I Fat? with a pair of loud punches to the chin!
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+Happonen tosses a pair of vicious punches to the temple.
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+Am I Fat? solidly lands a sweeping right to the head.
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+Happonen hits with a barrage of mean punches to the ribs. Am I Fat? shakes his head to clear it.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Am I fat? landed 44 of 58 punches, and Tuure Happonen landed 22 of 42 punches.

Am I fat? won the round 10-9

Am I fat? is winning the fight 20-18


Am I Fat? doesn't want to stop fighting!

Happonen doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Am I Fat? stays outside and uses his jab.
Happonen is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Happonen hits with a flurry of loud punches to the chin! Am I Fat? sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Am I Fat? hits Happonen with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
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+Happonen belts Am I Fat? with a barrage of powerful punches to the temple. Am I Fat? falls against the ropes!
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+Am I Fat? thumps Happonen with a heavy jab to the chin.
+Am I Fat? tosses a pair of punches to the face. Happonen covers up.
-Am I Fat? tries a flurry of right punches to the face, but Happonen beats a hasty retreat.
+Happonen pounds Am I Fat? with a flurry of furious punches to the face.
+Happonen thumps Am I Fat? with a barrage of stinging punches to the ribs!
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-Happonen charges with a series of right punches to the head, but is ineffective.
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+Happonen suprises Am I Fat? with a series of punches to the face.
+Am I Fat? hits with a series of furious punches to the chin.
+Happonen pounds Am I Fat? with a jab to the solar plexus.
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-Happonen lunges with a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but Am I Fat? ducks just in time.
-Happonen attempts a series of punches to the eye, but Am I Fat? steps aside.
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-Happonen attempts a barrage of punches to the jaw, but falls short.
+Am I Fat? drills Happonen with a series of punches to the jaw.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the face.
+Am I Fat? belts Happonen with a series of punches to the chin.
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+Am I Fat? shakes Happonen with a flurry of hard punches to the chin.
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-Am I Fat? throws a pair of punches to the nose, but only hits air.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Am I fat? landed 35 of 51 punches, and Tuure Happonen landed 27 of 46 punches.

Am I fat? won the round 10-9

Am I fat? is winning the fight 30-27


Am I Fat? doesn't even want to rest!

Happonen doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Am I Fat? backpedals and jabs.
Happonen is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Happonen fires a barrage of vicious punches to the chest.
+Happonen backs up Am I Fat? with a barrage of punches to the jaw! Am I Fat? laughs!
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-Am I Fat? fires a flurry of left punches to the face, but only hits air.
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+Happonen backs up Am I Fat? with a flurry of painful punches to the head.
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-Happonen lunges with a barrage of punches to the chest, but Am I Fat? takes it in the forearms.
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-Happonen lunges with a barrage of left punches to the nose, but Am I Fat? deftly avoits it.
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-Happonen fires a series of left punches to the nose, but fails to score.
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+Am I Fat? jolts Happonen with a volley of punches to the chest.
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-Happonen launches a series of right punches to the head, but Am I Fat? escapes.
-Happonen charges with a series of left punches to the nose, but misses.
+Am I Fat? backs up Happonen with a volley of punches to the nose!
+Happonen jolts Am I Fat? with a flurry of nice punches to the head! Am I Fat? sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
-Happonen tries a series of punches to the eye, but Am I Fat? quickly backs away.
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-Happonen tries to land a barrage of punches to the face, but only hits air.
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-Happonen attempts a flurry of right punches to the jaw, but Am I Fat? narrowly avoids it
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+Am I Fat? attacks with a stinging jab to the jaw.
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+Happonen catches Am I Fat? with a series of furious punches to the solar plexus. Am I Fat? hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Am I fat? landed 17 of 24 punches, and Tuure Happonen landed 28 of 67 punches.

Tuure Happonen won the round 10-9

Am I fat? is winning the fight 39-37


Am I Fat? doesn't even want to rest!

Happonen doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Am I Fat? stays outside and uses his jab.
Happonen is backpedaling. (using the ring)

-Happonen tries to land a barrage of punches to the nose, but Am I Fat? quickly backs away.
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+Happonen whacks Am I Fat? with a pair of stinging punches to the nose.
+Am I Fat? lands a pair of punches to the jaw. Happonen laughs!
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+Am I Fat? hits with a flurry of off balance punches to the chest.
+Happonen throws a pair of light punches to the stomach.
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+Happonen tags Am I Fat? with a volley of quick punches to the jaw.
-Happonen fires a right straight right to the face, but Am I Fat? ties him up.
+ The fighters trade punches to the chin.
-Am I Fat? tries to land a right sweeping right to the jaw, but is ineffective.
+Happonen hits Am I Fat? with a volley of punches to the eye.
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-Am I Fat? lashes out with a right straight right to the temple, but Happonen stays away from it.
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-Happonen tries to land a roundhouse to the jaw, but Am I Fat? leaps aside.
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+Happonen rocks Am I Fat? with a volley of glancing punches to the temple.
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+Am I Fat? tosses a volley of punches to the stomach!!
+Am I Fat? pokes Happonen with a barrage of nasty punches to the eye.
+Am I Fat? staggers Happonen with a pair of glancing punches to the ribs.
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-Happonen attacks with a left to the solar plexus, but Am I Fat? steps aside.
-Happonen lashes out with a pair of punches to the face, but Am I Fat? ducks.
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+Am I Fat? annoys Happonen with a nasty roundhouse to the face.
+Am I Fat? belts Happonen with a volley of punches to the face. Happonen grimaces in pain.
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+Happonen wakes up the fans with a pair of punches to the jaw!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Am I fat? landed 34 of 50 punches, and Tuure Happonen landed 34 of 61 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Am I fat? is winning the fight 49-47


Am I Fat? doesn't even want to rest!

Happonen remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Am I Fat? backpedals and jabs.
Happonen moves and jabs. (using the ring)

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-Happonen probes with a barrage of left shots to the solar plexus, but Am I Fat? leaps aside.
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-Happonen attacks with a flurry of punches to the chest, but Am I Fat? ducks.
+Am I Fat? punches Happonen with a jab to the mouth.
+Happonen lashes out with a stinging jab to the face. Am I Fat? quickly recovers.
+Happonen fires a barrage of loud punches to the eye.
+Happonen jars Am I Fat? with a pair of commanding punches to the temple. Am I Fat? grimaces in pain.
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+Happonen smacks Am I Fat? with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
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+Happonen throws a pair of punches to the nose.
-Happonen probes with a pair of punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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-Happonen paws a pair of right punches to the temple, but Am I Fat? ducks.
+Happonen hurts Am I Fat? with a series of nasty punches to the temple!!
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-Happonen charges with a series of punches to the head, but loses his balance.
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+Am I Fat? whacks Happonen with a barrage of stinging punches to the mouth.
-Happonen launches a flurry of punches to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Happonen throws a flurry of left punches to the mouth, but Am I Fat? quickly backs away.
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+Happonen clocks Am I Fat? with a series of punches to the solar plexus. Am I Fat? covers up.
+Happonen hits with a loud straight right to the face.
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+Am I Fat? connects with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Happonen lashes out with a sweeping right to the chest, but to no avail.
-Happonen paws a series of right punches to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Am I fat? landed 20 of 24 punches, and Tuure Happonen landed 41 of 87 punches.

Tuure Happonen won the round 10-9

Am I fat? is winning the fight 58-57


Am I Fat? doesn't even want to rest!

Happonen grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 7

Am I Fat? stays outside and uses his jab.
Happonen moves and jabs. (using the ring)

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+Am I Fat? pokes Happonen with a volley of punches to the temple! Happonen seems wobbly!
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-Am I Fat? attempts a volley of right punches to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Happonen smashes Am I Fat? with a stinging straight right to the head.
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-Happonen throws a pair of right punches to the head, but Am I Fat? leaps aside.
-Happonen lunges with a pair of punches to the temple, but Am I Fat? deftly avoits it.
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+Happonen tosses a wild left to the solar plexus.
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-Happonen launches a pair of right punches to the temple, but Am I Fat? blocks.
-Happonen tries a series of right blows to the solar plexus, but Am I Fat? ties him up.
-Happonen tries to land a barrage of punches to the eye, but only hits air.
+Happonen smacks Am I Fat? with a volley of punches to the chest!!
+Am I Fat? drills Happonen with a series of strong punches to the chin.
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+Am I Fat? thumps Happonen with a pair of loud punches to the solar plexus. Happonen retreats to the far corner.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the head.
-Happonen throws a barrage of left punches to the temple, but Am I Fat? beats a hasty retreat.
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-Happonen launches a volley of right punches to the face, but Am I Fat? ties him up.
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+Am I Fat? hits with a pair of mean punches to the head.
+Happonen punches Am I Fat? with a mean straight right to the jaw.
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-Happonen tries to land a barrage of right punches to the jaw, but Am I Fat? blocks.
-Happonen attacks with a jab to the jaw, but Am I Fat? stays away from it.
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-Am I Fat? launches a right jab to the mouth, but to no avail.
-Happonen attempts a series of right punches to the chest, but Am I Fat? ducks.
-Happonen tries a flurry of punches to the temple, but Am I Fat? steps aside and laughs.
+Am I Fat? punches Happonen with a series of mean punches to the jaw.
+Happonen attacks with a flurry of nice punches to the jaw.
+Happonen takes charge with a flurry of light punches to the temple. Am I Fat? gets mad!
+Happonen lashes out with a series of quick punches to the jaw!
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+Happonen annoys Am I Fat? with a series of commanding punches to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Am I fat? landed 40 of 48 punches, and Tuure Happonen landed 40 of 92 punches.

Am I fat? won the round 10-9

Am I fat? is winning the fight 68-66


Am I Fat? doesn't even want to rest!

Happonen grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 8

Am I Fat? backpedals and jabs.
Happonen is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Am I Fat? clocks Happonen with a volley of loud punches to the temple.
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+Am I Fat? annoys Happonen with a pair of mean punches to the nose.
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+Am I Fat? hits with a barrage of strong punches to the temple.
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+Am I Fat? backs up Happonen with a volley of solid punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Am I fat? landed 23 of 24 punches, and Tuure Happonen landed 3 of 8 punches.

Am I fat? won the round 10-9

Am I fat? is winning the fight 78-75


Am I Fat? doesn't even want to rest!

Happonen grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 9

Am I Fat? is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Happonen is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Happonen launches a flurry of punches to the mouth, but Am I Fat? covers himself well.
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+Happonen nails Am I Fat? with a pair of furious punches to the head.
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-Happonen probes with a volley of punches to the head, but goes wide.
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+Am I Fat? connects with a series of painful punches to the mouth.
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-Happonen probes with a volley of left punches to the chin, but Am I Fat? escapes.
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-Happonen charges with a series of right punches to the head, but Am I Fat? ducks.
+Happonen jars Am I Fat? with a flurry of punches to the face.
+Happonen takes charge with a volley of commanding punches to the face!!
-Happonen throws a pair of punches to the mouth, but Am I Fat? deftly avoits it.
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+Happonen smacks Am I Fat? with a pair of punches to the jaw. Am I Fat? grimaces in pain.
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-Happonen attempts a straight right to the mouth, but loses his balance.
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-Happonen charges with a volley of punches to the mouth, but fails to score.
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-Happonen lashes out with a series of left punches to the temple, but misses completely.
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-Happonen attempts a flurry of punches to the head, but he's too slow.
+Happonen jars Am I Fat? with a flurry of punches to the chin. Am I Fat? quickly recovers.
+Happonen punches Am I Fat? with a flurry of nasty punches to the eye.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Am I fat? landed 7 of 8 punches, and Tuure Happonen landed 27 of 79 punches.

Tuure Happonen won the round 10-9

Am I fat? is winning the fight 87-85


Am I Fat? doesn't even want to rest!

Happonen grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 10

Am I Fat? backpedals and jabs.
Happonen is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Happonen lunges with a series of punches to the jaw, but comes up empty.
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-Happonen attempts a series of left punches to the eye, but Am I Fat? narrowly avoids it
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+Happonen staggers Am I Fat? with a pair of vicious punches to the face.
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+Happonen takes charge with a flurry of wild punches to the eye.
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+Happonen connects with a series of off balance punches to the face. Am I Fat? ignores it.
-Happonen tries a left right to the head, but goes wide.
-Happonen probes with a roundhouse to the temple, but Am I Fat? deftly avoits it.
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+Am I Fat? fires a barrage of stiff punches to the chin. Happonen grimaces in pain.
-Happonen probes with a flurry of left punches to the jaw, but he's too slow.
+Happonen backs up Am I Fat? with a volley of painful punches to the mouth.
+ The fighters swap punches to the face.
-Happonen throws a series of right punches to the face, but flails uselessly.
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-Happonen tries to land a series of punches to the jaw, but Am I Fat? narrowly avoids it
+Am I Fat? hits with a flurry of nasty punches to the jaw.
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-Happonen launches a volley of punches to the head, but is ineffective.
+Happonen punches Am I Fat? with a barrage of stinging punches to the eye!
-Happonen charges with a jab to the chin, but Am I Fat? takes it in the forearms.
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+Happonen tattoos Am I Fat? with a series of punches to the mouth!!
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+Am I Fat? annoys Happonen with a pair of stinging punches to the mouth.
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+Am I Fat? pounds Happonen with a volley of quick punches to the jaw.
-Happonen tries a volley of left punches to the eye, but Am I Fat? ducks just in time.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Am I fat? landed 21 of 25 punches, and Tuure Happonen landed 32 of 82 punches.

Tuure Happonen won the round 10-9

Am I fat? is winning the fight 96-95


Am I Fat? doesn't even want to rest!

Happonen grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 11

Am I Fat? stays outside and uses his jab.
Happonen moves and jabs. (using the ring)

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-Happonen attempts a flurry of left punches to the head, but Am I Fat? covers himself well.
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-Happonen launches a jab to the stomach, but Am I Fat? narrowly avoids it
+Happonen scores with a strong jab to the solar plexus.
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-Happonen throws a flurry of punches to the ribs, but misses completely.
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+Am I Fat? hurts Happonen with a stiff roundhouse to the chin.
+Am I Fat? hits with a strong jab to the chin.
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+Am I Fat? throws a barrage of punches to the nose.
-Happonen tries a flurry of punches to the chin, but goes wide.
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+Am I Fat? tattoos Happonen with a pair of stiff punches to the head!!
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+Am I Fat? tosses a flurry of punches to the jaw.
-Happonen throws a flurry of right punches to the mouth, but misses.
-Happonen lashes out with a barrage of right punches to the nose, but to no avail.
+Am I Fat? pokes Happonen with a stinging cross to the face.
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-Happonen fires a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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+Happonen jolts Am I Fat? with a jab to the ribs.
-Happonen throws a flurry of punches to the nose, but Am I Fat? ducks.
+Am I Fat? fires a flurry of hard blows to the eye.
+Happonen whacks Am I Fat? with a flurry of punches to the chin.
-Am I Fat? lashes out with a left left to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Happonen paws a volley of punches to the jaw, but he's too slow.
+Happonen hits with a volley of nice punches to the face.
+ The fighters trade punches to the eye.
-Happonen paws a right left to the face, but Am I Fat? steps aside and laughs.
-Happonen attacks with a barrage of right punches to the nose, but Am I Fat? blocks.
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+Happonen tosses a series of punches to the eye. Am I Fat? hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Happonen fires a pair of light punches to the mouth!

BELL

According to the commentator:

Am I fat? landed 37 of 50 punches, and Tuure Happonen landed 35 of 98 punches.

Am I fat? won the round 10-9

Am I fat? is winning the fight 106-104


Am I Fat? doesn't even want to rest!

Happonen is obviously tired.



ROUND 12

Am I Fat? backpedals and jabs.
Happonen tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-Happonen attempts a series of combinations to the eye, but is ineffective.
-Happonen attacks with a volley of combinations to the temple, but loses his balance.
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-Happonen charges with a series of punches to the chin, but Am I Fat? beats a hasty retreat.
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+Am I Fat? clocks Happonen with a flurry of punches to the face! Happonen covers up.
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-Happonen launches a cross to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Happonen hits with a volley of off balance combinations to the temple.
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+Am I Fat? grazes Happonen with a pair of punches to the chin. Happonen asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Am I Fat? connects with a pair of loud punches to the mouth.
+Am I Fat? fires a barrage of nasty punches to the temple.
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-Happonen attempts a straight right to the chin, but Am I Fat? narrowly avoids it
+Happonen hits with a barrage of punches to the temple.
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-Happonen tries to land a flurry of left punches to the head, but Am I Fat? stays away from it.
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+Happonen tattoos Am I Fat? with an illegal kidney punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Am I fat? landed 23 of 26 punches, and Tuure Happonen landed 14 of 40 punches.

Am I fat? won the round 10-9

Am I fat? is winning the fight 116-113


Am I Fat? doesn't even want to rest!

Happonen is obviously tired.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 2: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 3: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 4: Tuure Happonen 10-9
Round 5: A 10-10 tie.
Round 6: Tuure Happonen 10-9
Round 7: Tuure Happonen 10-9
Round 8: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 9: Tuure Happonen 10-9
Round 10: Tuure Happonen 10-9
Round 11: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 12: Am I fat? 10-9

Total Score: Am I fat? 115-114


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 2: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 3: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 4: Tuure Happonen 10-9
Round 5: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 6: Tuure Happonen 10-9
Round 7: Tuure Happonen 10-9
Round 8: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 9: Tuure Happonen 10-9
Round 10: Tuure Happonen 10-9
Round 11: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 12: Am I fat? 10-9

Total Score: Am I fat? 115-113


Bobby Czyz scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 2: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 3: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 4: Tuure Happonen 10-9
Round 5: Tuure Happonen 10-9
Round 6: Tuure Happonen 10-9
Round 7: Tuure Happonen 10-9
Round 8: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 9: Tuure Happonen 10-9
Round 10: Tuure Happonen 10-9
Round 11: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 12: Am I fat? 10-9

Total Score: A Draw.
Am I fat? wins by decision!