Public Fight Report
(Featherweight) Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy and Triumph the Insult Comic Dog fought to a split decision draw: 114-114, 115-114, 113-115.Match Wednesday, June 28, 2017In this corner, standing 5 feet and 3 inches (160 centimeters) tall weighing in at 120 pounds (54 kilograms) is Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 126 pounds (57 kilograms) is Triumph the Insult Comic Dog!!
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1
Baby Food is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Triumph is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Triumph throws a commanding straight right to the eye. Baby Food hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Baby Food lashes out with a pair of left punches to the chin, but Triumph steps aside.
+Triumph attacks with a pair of nasty punches to the temple.
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-Triumph fires a flurry of right punches to the chin, but Baby Food steps aside.
+Triumph punches Baby Food with a barrage of punches to the head. Baby Food backpedals to his own corner.
+Triumph smacks Baby Food with a series of punches to the ribs.
+Baby Food connects with a heavy jab to the jaw.
+Baby Food fires a jab to the mouth.
+Triumph hurts Baby Food with a series of punches to the nose!
-Triumph throws a series of punches to the mouth, but comes up empty.
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-Triumph lashes out with a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but Baby Food backs out of it.
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+Triumph punches Baby Food with a flurry of loud punches to the temple.
+Triumph hits with a series of mean punches to the jaw.
-Baby Food attempts a barrage of punches to the temple, but Triumph escapes.
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-Triumph tries a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but Baby Food steps aside and laughs.
+Baby Food fires a mean left to the stomach.
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+Triumph hammers Baby Food with a flurry of strong punches to the chin.
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-Triumph attempts a barrage of left punches to the chin, but Baby Food backs out of it.
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-Baby Food tries a pair of left punches to the face, but Triumph deftly avoits it.
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-Triumph paws a pair of punches to the temple, but Baby Food backs out of it.
+Baby Food solidly lands a barrage of punches to the stomach. Triumph seems wobbly!
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-Triumph tries to land a flurry of punches to the jaw, but misses.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the head.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy landed 17 of 34 punches, and Triumph the Insult Comic Dog landed 37 of 84 punches.
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog won the round 10-9
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog is winning the fight 10-9
Baby Food doesn't want to stop fighting!
Triumph doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Baby Food is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Triumph comes out fighting.
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-Triumph lunges with a flurry of right shots to the ribs, but Baby Food escapes.
+Triumph belts Baby Food with a glancing left to the chest!
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+Triumph fires a barrage of stiff shots to the solar plexus.
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+Triumph lands a pair of punches to the stomach. Baby Food doesn't seem bothered.
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+Baby Food jolts Triumph with a flurry of punches to the stomach. Triumph ignores it.
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-Triumph probes with a volley of left shots to the stomach, but misses.
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+Baby Food catches Triumph with a off balance cross to the stomach!!
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-Triumph lunges with a barrage of right shots to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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+Baby Food fires a series of stinging punches to the solar plexus.
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+Baby Food attacks with a volley of punches to the chin.
-Triumph fires a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Baby Food deftly avoits it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy landed 26 of 35 punches, and Triumph the Insult Comic Dog landed 17 of 36 punches.
Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Baby Food doesn't want to stop fighting!
Triumph doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Baby Food is using the ring. (using the ring)
Triumph comes out fighting.
-Baby Food attempts a volley of punches to the chin, but is ineffective.
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+Baby Food slams Triumph with a barrage of commanding punches to the temple. Triumph beats a hasty retreat.
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+Baby Food drills Triumph with a pair of strong punches to the chest! Triumph hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Triumph probes with a barrage of blows to the chin, but he's too slow.
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+Baby Food stuns Triumph with a pair of punches to the mouth.
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+Triumph smashes Baby Food with a barrage of light punches to the head. Baby Food sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Triumph fires a pair of glancing punches to the mouth.
-Triumph attempts a volley of blows to the mouth, but Baby Food leaps aside.
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+Baby Food smashes Triumph with a flurry of furious punches to the stomach.
+Baby Food lands a pair of nasty punches to the chin.
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-Triumph probes with a barrage of right punches to the nose, but fails to score.
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+Baby Food fires a series of hard punches to the ribs.
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-Triumph throws a flurry of punches to the eye, but misses.
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+Baby Food connects with a roundhouse to the nose.
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+Triumph takes charge with a volley of mean shots to the face.
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+Baby Food fires a barrage of commanding punches to the mouth.
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+Baby Food punches Triumph with a left to the head. Triumph doesn't seem bothered.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy landed 70 of 74 punches, and Triumph the Insult Comic Dog landed 18 of 38 punches.
Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy won the round 10-9
Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy is winning the fight 29-28
Baby Food doesn't even want to rest!
Triumph doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Baby Food is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Triumph is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Baby Food nails Triumph with a volley of punches to the head.
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+Baby Food hits Triumph with a volley of mean punches to the face! Triumph backpedals to his own corner.
-Triumph attempts a pair of right punches to the stomach, but Baby Food blocks.
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-Triumph tries a left jab to the chest, but Baby Food covers himself well.
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-Baby Food throws a flurry of punches to the temple, but misses completely.
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+Triumph wallops Baby Food with a flurry of light punches to the jaw!!
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+Triumph fires a series of solid punches to the face.
-Triumph paws a right jab to the nose, but he's too slow.
+Triumph grazes Baby Food with a straight right to the nose!!
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+Baby Food suprises Triumph with a pair of loud punches to the nose.
-Triumph probes with a barrage of punches to the eye, but Baby Food deftly avoits it.
+Triumph slams Baby Food with a volley of nasty punches to the stomach.
+Triumph lands a volley of stinging punches to the jaw.
-Triumph attempts a barrage of left punches to the nose, but fails to score.
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+Triumph connects with a series of stiff punches to the mouth. Baby Food beats a hasty retreat.
+Triumph stuns Baby Food with a series of glancing punches to the nose.
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+Baby Food throws a volley of punches to the mouth.
-Triumph probes with a volley of right punches to the stomach, but is ineffective.
-Triumph attempts a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Baby Food ducks just in time.
+ The fighters trade punches to the chin.
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-Triumph attacks with a barrage of punches to the mouth, but falls short.
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-Baby Food probes with a pair of punches to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy landed 19 of 33 punches, and Triumph the Insult Comic Dog landed 39 of 80 punches.
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Baby Food doesn't even want to rest!
Triumph doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 5
Baby Food is using the ring. (using the ring)
Triumph is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Baby Food lashes out with a flurry of light punches to the chest.
-Baby Food lashes out with a barrage of punches to the eye, but Triumph deftly avoits it.
-Triumph attacks with a pair of left punches to the chin, but to no avail.
+Baby Food attacks with a pair of stiff punches to the chest.
+Triumph hits with a volley of punches to the nose.
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-Triumph attacks with a volley of right punches to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
+Baby Food fires a flurry of furious punches to the nose.
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-Triumph launches a left jab to the eye, but loses his balance.
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-Triumph throws a barrage of right punches to the jaw, but Baby Food backs out of it.
+Baby Food drills Triumph with a painful straight right to the temple. Triumph backpedals to his own corner.
-Triumph throws a pair of left punches to the head, but Baby Food steps aside.
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-Triumph fires a volley of punches to the chin, but comes up empty.
-Baby Food fires a flurry of left punches to the chest, but misses completely.
-Triumph attacks with a barrage of right punches to the temple, but Baby Food covers himself well.
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+Triumph lashes out with a pair of punches to the solar plexus. Baby Food beats a hasty retreat.
+Triumph lands a series of vicious punches to the chin.
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-Baby Food lashes out with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Triumph quickly backs away.
+Baby Food hits Triumph with a volley of punches to the stomach.
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-Baby Food lashes out with a flurry of right punches to the temple, but loses his balance.
-Baby Food lunges with a barrage of right punches to the temple, but Triumph stays away from it.
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+Baby Food hits Triumph with a strong straight right to the eye. Triumph laughs!
+ The fighters trade punches to the temple.
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+Baby Food strikes with a flurry of furious punches to the chin.
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+Triumph clocks Baby Food with a jab to the stomach.
+Triumph slams Baby Food with a flurry of shots to the eye!
+Baby Food scores with a barrage of nice punches to the stomach.
-Triumph attacks with a roundhouse to the face, but misses completely.
+ The fighters trade punches to the jaw.
+Baby Food smacks Triumph with a barrage of solid punches to the head!
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+Triumph lands a series of heavy punches to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy landed 48 of 88 punches, and Triumph the Insult Comic Dog landed 44 of 72 punches.
Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy won the round 10-9
Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy is winning the fight 48-47
Baby Food doesn't even want to rest!
Triumph remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 6
Baby Food is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Triumph comes out fighting.
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-Triumph paws a volley of shots to the nose, but Baby Food steps aside.
+Triumph takes charge with a jab to the chin. Baby Food laughs!
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+Triumph belts Baby Food with a pair of vicious shots to the eye.
+Baby Food attacks with a flurry of loud punches to the jaw.
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-Triumph charges with a pair of punches to the head, but Baby Food blocks.
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+Baby Food strikes with a flurry of light blows to the eye.
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-Triumph fires a jab to the nose, but to no avail.
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-Triumph probes with a barrage of shots to the mouth, but goes wide.
+Baby Food tosses a pair of vicious punches to the mouth.
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-Triumph fires a series of right punches to the eye, but fails to score.
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+Baby Food fires a barrage of punches to the temple.
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+Baby Food scores with a nice right to the chest!! Triumph retreats to the far corner.
+Baby Food hits with a flurry of off balance punches to the head.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy landed 26 of 35 punches, and Triumph the Insult Comic Dog landed 15 of 38 punches.
Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy won the round 10-9
Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy is winning the fight 58-56
Baby Food doesn't even want to rest!
Triumph remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 7
Baby Food is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Triumph is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Triumph fires a series of right punches to the nose, but flails uselessly.
-Triumph attacks with a series of punches to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
+Triumph catches Baby Food with a barrage of punches to the nose. Baby Food seems wobbly!
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+Triumph connects with a flurry of powerful punches to the jaw!
+Triumph pounds Baby Food with a flurry of punches to the head.
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-Triumph paws a flurry of punches to the mouth, but Baby Food hides behind his gloves.
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+Triumph suprises Baby Food with a jab to the eye.
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-Triumph attempts a pair of punches to the head, but misses completely.
-Baby Food throws a flurry of right punches to the chest, but is ineffective.
-Triumph throws a pair of right punches to the jaw, but loses his balance.
-Triumph attacks with a series of left punches to the eye, but Baby Food stays away from it.
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+Baby Food hits with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
+Triumph tags Baby Food with a series of strong punches to the face.
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-Triumph throws a flurry of left punches to the temple, but loses his balance.
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+Baby Food fires a series of punches to the mouth. Triumph gets mad!
+Triumph attacks with a quick roundhouse to the head.
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-Triumph paws a volley of left punches to the head, but Baby Food quickly backs away.
-Baby Food probes with a series of punches to the eye, but to no avail.
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+Triumph suprises Baby Food with a barrage of commanding punches to the head.
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+Baby Food clocks Triumph with a hook to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy landed 21 of 34 punches, and Triumph the Insult Comic Dog landed 32 of 76 punches.
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog won the round 10-9
Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy is winning the fight 67-66
Baby Food doesn't even want to rest!
Triumph remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 8
Baby Food is using the ring. (using the ring)
Triumph moves and jabs. (using the ring)
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-Triumph probes with a left roundhouse to the ribs, but loses his balance.
+Triumph smashes Baby Food with a series of light shots to the mouth.
+Baby Food scores with a volley of punches to the nose. Triumph grimaces in pain.
-Triumph probes with a flurry of left punches to the head, but Baby Food narrowly avoids it
-Triumph throws a series of punches to the nose, but Baby Food ducks just in time.
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+Triumph smacks Baby Food with a series of shots to the jaw.
-Baby Food attempts a pair of left punches to the chin, but Triumph hides behind his gloves.
+Triumph tosses a volley of painful punches to the stomach. Baby Food grimaces in pain.
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-Triumph probes with a series of right punches to the mouth, but misses completely.
+Baby Food backs up Triumph with a series of nasty punches to the jaw.
+Triumph attacks with a heavy cross to the head. Baby Food retreats to the far corner.
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+Triumph tosses a pair of light punches to the stomach. Baby Food sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+ The fighters trade punches to the face.
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+Triumph thumps Baby Food with a barrage of punches to the face.
-Triumph fires a flurry of punches to the head, but only hits air.
+Triumph nails Baby Food with a barrage of punches to the head.
-Triumph throws a cross to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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+Triumph hits Baby Food with a series of loud blows to the eye.
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-Triumph paws a volley of left punches to the head, but Baby Food escapes.
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+Triumph annoys Baby Food with a series of punches to the chin!! Baby Food asks for time to wipe off the blood.
-Triumph probes with a barrage of left punches to the chin, but loses his balance.
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-Triumph lashes out with a right straight right to the temple, but falls short.
+Baby Food throws a pair of punches to the nose.
+Triumph throws a flurry of mean punches to the eye.
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+Triumph hammers Baby Food with a volley of glancing punches to the jaw.
+Baby Food pummels Triumph with a volley of punches to the jaw.
+Baby Food clocks Triumph with a nasty right to the nose.
-Triumph tries to land a series of punches to the head, but Baby Food steps aside.
+Baby Food smashes Triumph with a barrage of punches to the face. Triumph covers up.
+Baby Food pokes Triumph with a barrage of loud punches to the nose.
+ The fighters swap punches to the eye.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy landed 33 of 42 punches, and Triumph the Insult Comic Dog landed 54 of 116 punches.
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Baby Food doesn't even want to rest!
Triumph grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 9
Baby Food is using the ring. (using the ring)
Triumph is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Baby Food throws a heavy straight right to the head.
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+Baby Food pounds Triumph with a volley of wild punches to the mouth! Triumph hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Baby Food clocks Triumph with a loud right to the face.
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-Baby Food attacks with a series of right punches to the mouth, but goes wide.
+Baby Food hurts Triumph with a volley of glancing punches to the nose.
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-Baby Food throws a volley of punches to the temple, but loses his balance.
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+Baby Food jars Triumph with a series of loud punches to the head.
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+Baby Food solidly lands a flurry of loud punches to the temple. Triumph falls against the ropes!
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+Baby Food hits with a volley of glancing punches to the chest.
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+Baby Food lands a series of punches to the ribs.
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+Baby Food lands a flurry of punches to the nose. Triumph sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Baby Food fires a right sweeping right to the head, but Triumph steps aside and laughs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy landed 69 of 78 punches, and Triumph the Insult Comic Dog landed 4 of 8 punches.
Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy won the round 10-9
Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy is winning the fight 86-85
Baby Food remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Triumph remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 10
Baby Food is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Triumph is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Baby Food punches Triumph with a barrage of punches to the nose! Triumph sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
-Triumph probes with a volley of left punches to the head, but flails uselessly.
+Triumph suprises Baby Food with a barrage of painful punches to the chin. Baby Food falls against the ropes!
+Triumph punches Baby Food with a series of nasty punches to the chin.
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-Baby Food attempts a series of right punches to the ribs, but Triumph quickly backs away.
+Baby Food throws a flurry of quick punches to the chest.
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+Baby Food takes charge with a pair of quick punches to the jaw. Triumph is hurt!
+Triumph tattoos Baby Food with a barrage of punches to the head.
+Triumph wakes up the fans with a pair of solid punches to the mouth.
-Baby Food probes with a volley of left punches to the ribs, but Triumph escapes.
+Triumph pops Baby Food with a off balance jab to the face.
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-Triumph attempts a barrage of punches to the chest, but Baby Food narrowly avoids it
+Triumph nails Baby Food with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
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-Triumph charges with a pair of right punches to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Baby Food charges with a jab to the ribs, but falls short.
+Baby Food smashes Triumph with a volley of stiff punches to the eye.
-Triumph fires a barrage of left punches to the chest, but Baby Food narrowly avoids it
-Triumph probes with a flurry of left punches to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Triumph attacks with a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Baby Food beats a hasty retreat.
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-Triumph tries to land a barrage of left punches to the chest, but goes wide.
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-Baby Food probes with a series of right punches to the jaw, but fails to score.
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+Baby Food fires a left to the nose!
-Triumph tries a pair of left shots to the temple, but only hits air.
-Baby Food tries to land a flurry of punches to the chin, but goes wide.
-Baby Food attempts a flurry of shots to the nose, but Triumph stays away from it.
+Triumph slams Baby Food with a pair of punches to the head. Baby Food backpedals to his own corner.
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-Triumph launches a left jab to the stomach, but falls short.
-Triumph attacks with a series of punches to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+ The fighters trade punches to the nose.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy landed 37 of 68 punches, and Triumph the Insult Comic Dog landed 38 of 79 punches.
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Baby Food remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Triumph remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 11
Baby Food is using the ring. (using the ring)
Triumph moves and jabs. (using the ring)
-Triumph paws a flurry of right punches to the temple, but misses completely.
+Triumph annoys Baby Food with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
+Baby Food pokes Triumph with a hard straight right to the chin. Triumph seems wobbly!
+Triumph hits with a flurry of punches to the nose.
+Triumph hits with a series of glancing punches to the nose. Baby Food retreats to the far corner.
+ The fighters trade punches to the mouth.
+Triumph suprises Baby Food with a roundhouse to the head.
+Baby Food nails Triumph with a pair of commanding punches to the temple.
-Triumph attempts a flurry of shots to the jaw, but Baby Food steps aside and laughs.
-Triumph probes with a series of punches to the nose, but Baby Food deftly avoits it.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the chin.
+Baby Food smashes Triumph with a pair of quick punches to the jaw!!
+Baby Food hurts Triumph with a volley of stinging punches to the head.
+Triumph fires a barrage of powerful punches to the temple! Baby Food seems wobbly!
+Triumph jolts Baby Food with a barrage of powerful punches to the jaw. Baby Food doesn't seem bothered.
+Triumph hits with a series of blows to the chest.
+Baby Food throws a pair of furious punches to the temple.
+Triumph jolts Baby Food with a flurry of commanding punches to the chest.
+Triumph pokes Baby Food with a pair of quick punches to the eye.
-Baby Food launches a flurry of punches to the chest, but is ineffective.
+Baby Food grazes Triumph with a barrage of heavy punches to the mouth!!
+Baby Food hits with a pair of nasty punches to the chin. Triumph covers up.
-Triumph lashes out with a left sweeping right to the eye, but Baby Food ducks.
+Baby Food hammers Triumph with a hard right to the eye.
+Triumph nails Baby Food with a solid roundhouse to the head!! Baby Food beats a hasty retreat.
-Triumph fires a series of right punches to the face, but Baby Food quickly backs away.
+Triumph hits Baby Food with a volley of heavy punches to the head. Baby Food retreats to the far corner.
+Triumph wallops Baby Food with a series of quick punches to the face.
+Triumph hurts Baby Food with a barrage of heavy punches to the mouth. Baby Food retreats to the far corner.
+Baby Food connects with a pair of punches to the stomach. Triumph sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
-Baby Food lunges with a left jab to the face, but falls short.
-Triumph throws a volley of right punches to the jaw, but Baby Food steps aside.
+Triumph hurts Baby Food with a pair of punches to the head!! Baby Food sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Triumph hits with a flurry of mean punches to the ribs.
+Triumph scores with a pair of punches to the chest. Baby Food seems wobbly!
+Baby Food takes charge with a flurry of nasty punches to the mouth.
+Triumph tags Baby Food with a volley of mean punches to the head.
+Baby Food hits with a jab to the nose.
-Triumph attempts a flurry of punches to the head, but comes up empty.
+Baby Food pokes Triumph with a pair of punches to the mouth!
-Triumph fires a series of right punches to the chest, but misses completely.
-Triumph paws a straight right to the eye, but goes wide.
+Triumph jolts Baby Food with a series of punches to the nose. Baby Food retreats to the far corner.
+Baby Food pokes Triumph with a flurry of punches to the face.
+Baby Food whacks Triumph with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
+Baby Food hits with a barrage of painful punches to the solar plexus.
+Baby Food thumps Triumph with a volley of vicious punches to the head!! Triumph quickly recovers.
+ The fighters swap blows to the head.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the nose.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy landed 64 of 76 punches, and Triumph the Insult Comic Dog landed 68 of 115 punches.
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog won the round 10-9
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog is winning the fight 105-104
Baby Food remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Triumph grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 12
Baby Food is using the ring. (using the ring)
Triumph moves and jabs. (using the ring)
+Baby Food whacks Triumph with a pair of punches to the temple.
+Triumph thumps Baby Food with a flurry of light punches to the jaw!!
+Triumph connects with a flurry of punches to the head.
+Baby Food pokes Triumph with a light straight right to the mouth. Triumph doesn't notice.
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+Baby Food punches Triumph with a volley of off balance punches to the ribs.
-Baby Food attempts a straight right to the chin, but misses completely.
+Triumph slams Baby Food with a pair of shots to the temple. Baby Food seems wobbly!
+Baby Food hammers Triumph with a pair of loud punches to the chin.
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+Baby Food scores with a series of stiff punches to the mouth. Triumph asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+ The fighters swap punches to the eye.
-Triumph attempts a pair of left punches to the chin, but Baby Food backs out of it.
-Triumph tries a volley of left punches to the nose, but misses.
+Triumph jars Baby Food with a flurry of wild punches to the chin. Baby Food sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Baby Food tosses a series of wild punches to the chin.
-Baby Food paws a pair of right punches to the ribs, but falls short.
-Triumph attempts a jab to the temple, but to no avail.
+Baby Food hammers Triumph with a barrage of heavy punches to the stomach.
-Triumph attacks with a flurry of punches to the chin, but Baby Food steps aside and laughs.
-Triumph tries a volley of punches to the chest, but Baby Food deftly avoits it.
+Baby Food rocks Triumph with a volley of off balance punches to the chin. Triumph hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Baby Food probes with a pair of left punches to the stomach, but Triumph ducks just in time.
-Triumph throws a series of right punches to the eye, but fails to score.
+Triumph wallops Baby Food with a pair of solid shots to the face.
+Triumph throws a pair of furious punches to the face.
-Triumph launches a flurry of left punches to the eye, but Baby Food narrowly avoids it
+Baby Food strikes with a volley of heavy punches to the solar plexus.
+Baby Food thumps Triumph with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
-Triumph throws a series of right punches to the nose, but Baby Food ties him up.
-Triumph charges with a cross to the ribs, but comes up empty.
+Triumph punches Baby Food with a barrage of vicious punches to the eye.
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+Baby Food staggers Triumph with a flurry of punches to the face.
+Baby Food hammers Triumph with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
-Triumph attempts a barrage of punches to the temple, but comes up empty.
+Triumph smashes Baby Food with a straight right to the stomach. Baby Food hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Triumph clocks Baby Food with a roundhouse to the mouth.
-Triumph tries a pair of right punches to the nose, but is ineffective.
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+Baby Food pounds Triumph with a barrage of nasty punches to the ribs.
+ The fighters trade punches to the eye.
+Triumph fires a flurry of nasty punches to the chin.
+Triumph annoys Baby Food with a volley of punches to the head. Baby Food quickly recovers.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy landed 60 of 80 punches, and Triumph the Insult Comic Dog landed 60 of 125 punches.
Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Baby Food remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Triumph grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Triumph the Insult Comic Dog 10-9
Round 2: Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy 10-9
Round 3: Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy 10-9
Round 4: Triumph the Insult Comic Dog 10-9
Round 5: Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy 10-9
Round 6: Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy 10-9
Round 7: Triumph the Insult Comic Dog 10-9
Round 8: Triumph the Insult Comic Dog 10-9
Round 9: Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy 10-9
Round 10: Triumph the Insult Comic Dog 10-9
Round 11: Triumph the Insult Comic Dog 10-9
Round 12: Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy 10-9
Total Score: A Draw.
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Triumph the Insult Comic Dog 10-9
Round 2: Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy 10-9
Round 3: Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy 10-9
Round 4: Triumph the Insult Comic Dog 10-9
Round 5: Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy 10-9
Round 6: Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy 10-9
Round 7: Triumph the Insult Comic Dog 10-9
Round 8: Triumph the Insult Comic Dog 10-9
Round 9: Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy 10-9
Round 10: Triumph the Insult Comic Dog 10-9
Round 11: A 10-10 tie.
Round 12: Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy 10-9
Total Score: Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy 115-114
Roy Jones Jr scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Triumph the Insult Comic Dog 10-9
Round 2: Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy 10-9
Round 3: Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy 10-9
Round 4: Triumph the Insult Comic Dog 10-9
Round 5: Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy 10-9
Round 6: Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy 10-9
Round 7: Triumph the Insult Comic Dog 10-9
Round 8: Triumph the Insult Comic Dog 10-9
Round 9: Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy 10-9
Round 10: Triumph the Insult Comic Dog 10-9
Round 11: Triumph the Insult Comic Dog 10-9
Round 12: Triumph the Insult Comic Dog 10-9
Total Score: Triumph the Insult Comic Dog 115-113
The bout is declared a draw!
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