Public Fight Report
(Super-Bantamweight) Innocent Bystander "Grandma Phyllis" defeated Sam I am or Sam I am not by unanimous decision: 116-114, 117-113, 116-112.Match Tuesday, June 27, 2017In this corner, standing 6 feet and 1 inch (185 centimeters) tall weighing in at 122 pounds (55 kilograms) is Sam I am or Sam I am not!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 114 pounds (52 kilograms) is Innocent Bystander "Grandma Phyllis"!!
The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.
ROUND 1
Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Grandma Phyllis is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not punches Grandma Phyllis with a flurry of powerful punches to the solar plexus. Grandma Phyllis covers up.
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-Grandma Phyllis tries a flurry of right punches to the jaw, but falls short.
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-Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not attempts a series of right punches to the stomach, but Grandma Phyllis ties him up.
-Grandma Phyllis attacks with a flurry of left punches to the chest, but misses completely.
+Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not rocks Grandma Phyllis with an illegal rabbit punch! Boo! Boo!
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-Grandma Phyllis probes with a jab to the face, but Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not deftly avoits it.
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-Grandma Phyllis attempts a left roundhouse to the head, but falls short.
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-Grandma Phyllis probes with a series of right punches to the eye, but is ineffective.
-Grandma Phyllis probes with a pair of blows to the chest, but Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not leaps aside.
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-Grandma Phyllis tries to land a volley of right punches to the head, but Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not blocks.
-Grandma Phyllis lunges with a pair of punches to the stomach, but Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not ducks.
-Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not fires a jab to the temple, but Grandma Phyllis stays away from it.
-Grandma Phyllis attempts a pair of left punches to the face, but Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not stays away from it.
+Grandma Phyllis strikes with a volley of punches to the mouth.
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+Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not attacks with a barrage of mean punches to the stomach.
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-Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not fires a volley of punches to the head, but to no avail.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Sam I am or Sam I am not landed 13 of 31 punches, and Innocent Bystander "Grandma Phyllis" landed 12 of 57 punches.
Innocent Bystander "Grandma Phyllis" won the round 10-9
Innocent Bystander "Grandma Phyllis" is winning the fight 10-9
Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not doesn't want to stop fighting!
Grandma Phyllis doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Grandma Phyllis is backpedaling. (using the ring)
-Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not throws a sweeping right to the jaw, but fails to score.
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-Grandma Phyllis attempts a series of right punches to the nose, but Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not steps aside.
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-Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not fires a barrage of right punches to the jaw, but Grandma Phyllis stays away from it.
+Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not catches Grandma Phyllis with a volley of nice punches to the mouth.
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-Grandma Phyllis attacks with a flurry of punches to the eye, but is ineffective.
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-Grandma Phyllis probes with a pair of punches to the stomach, but falls short.
-Grandma Phyllis attempts a series of punches to the nose, but falls short.
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-Grandma Phyllis attempts a series of right punches to the face, but loses his balance.
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+Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not solidly lands a barrage of nice punches to the face. Grandma Phyllis sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
-Grandma Phyllis probes with a barrage of left punches to the nose, but misses.
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+Grandma Phyllis hammers Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not with a pair of punches to the mouth.
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-Grandma Phyllis attempts a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Grandma Phyllis charges with a roundhouse to the face, but misses completely.
+Grandma Phyllis punches Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not with a volley of wild punches to the ribs.
-Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not fires a series of right punches to the jaw, but is ineffective.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Sam I am or Sam I am not landed 13 of 32 punches, and Innocent Bystander "Grandma Phyllis" landed 12 of 53 punches.
This round was a 10-10 tie.
Innocent Bystander "Grandma Phyllis" is winning the fight 20-19
Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not doesn't want to stop fighting!
Grandma Phyllis doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Grandma Phyllis is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not hits with a volley of stiff punches to the jaw.
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-Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not tries a flurry of right punches to the temple, but is ineffective.
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-Grandma Phyllis fires a jab to the chin, but Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not leaps aside.
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-Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not tries a flurry of left punches to the mouth, but is ineffective.
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-Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not launches a series of punches to the eye, but is ineffective.
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-Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not paws a flurry of right punches to the mouth, but misses completely.
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+Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not pops Grandma Phyllis with a series of strong punches to the stomach!!
-Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not launches a series of left punches to the chin, but falls short.
+Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not pokes Grandma Phyllis with a volley of stiff punches to the eye. Grandma Phyllis is hurt!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Sam I am or Sam I am not landed 12 of 31 punches, and Innocent Bystander "Grandma Phyllis" landed 2 of 8 punches.
Sam I am or Sam I am not won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not doesn't want to stop fighting!
Grandma Phyllis doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 4
Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Grandma Phyllis is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not paws a pair of right punches to the head, but he's too slow.
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-Grandma Phyllis launches a series of right punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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+Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not pounds Grandma Phyllis with a powerful left to the chin!! Grandma Phyllis shakes his head to clear it.
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-Grandma Phyllis throws a series of punches to the chin, but to no avail.
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-Grandma Phyllis tries a pair of punches to the eye, but Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not escapes.
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+Grandma Phyllis lands a sweeping right to the temple.
-Grandma Phyllis paws a pair of right punches to the face, but misses completely.
-Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not charges with a jab to the stomach, but Grandma Phyllis ducks just in time.
+Grandma Phyllis pokes Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not with a volley of glancing punches to the ribs. Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not lunges with a series of left punches to the eye, but to no avail.
-Grandma Phyllis attempts a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but misses completely.
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+Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not tags Grandma Phyllis with a off balance jab to the stomach.
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-Grandma Phyllis lunges with a jab to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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-Grandma Phyllis tries a flurry of left punches to the chest, but falls short.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Sam I am or Sam I am not landed 13 of 32 punches, and Innocent Bystander "Grandma Phyllis" landed 12 of 58 punches.
Innocent Bystander "Grandma Phyllis" won the round 10-9
Innocent Bystander "Grandma Phyllis" is winning the fight 39-38
Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not doesn't even want to rest!
Grandma Phyllis doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 5
Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Grandma Phyllis is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Grandma Phyllis paws a left jab to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Grandma Phyllis nails Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not with a volley of glancing punches to the mouth!
-Grandma Phyllis tries a barrage of left punches to the face, but Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not steps aside and laughs.
-Grandma Phyllis probes with a pair of punches to the face, but Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not leaps aside.
+Grandma Phyllis hits with a volley of strong punches to the mouth.
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-Grandma Phyllis launches a volley of punches to the face, but Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not takes it in the forearms.
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+Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not wallops Grandma Phyllis with a pair of powerful punches to the ribs.
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-Grandma Phyllis lashes out with a left jab to the head, but to no avail.
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-Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not paws a series of right punches to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Grandma Phyllis lashes out with a flurry of punches to the eye, but Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not quickly backs away.
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-Grandma Phyllis throws a flurry of punches to the eye, but is ineffective.
-Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not probes with a jab to the face, but Grandma Phyllis backs out of it.
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-Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not charges with a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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-Grandma Phyllis lunges with a barrage of left punches to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Grandma Phyllis attempts a barrage of punches to the chest, but goes wide.
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+Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not lashes out with a volley of punches to the jaw.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Sam I am or Sam I am not landed 14 of 32 punches, and Innocent Bystander "Grandma Phyllis" landed 11 of 51 punches.
This round was a 10-10 tie.
Innocent Bystander "Grandma Phyllis" is winning the fight 49-48
Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not doesn't even want to rest!
Grandma Phyllis doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 6
Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Grandma Phyllis is backpedaling. (using the ring)
-Grandma Phyllis attempts a pair of right punches to the face, but loses his balance.
+Grandma Phyllis fires a volley of powerful punches to the chin.
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-Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not throws a barrage of punches to the eye, but loses his balance.
-Grandma Phyllis tries a right jab to the head, but Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not ties him up.
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-Grandma Phyllis throws a series of right punches to the eye, but Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not quickly backs away.
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+Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not wakes up the fans with a flurry of punches to the chin.
-Grandma Phyllis paws a flurry of right punches to the mouth, but Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not hides behind his gloves.
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-Grandma Phyllis attacks with a series of punches to the ribs, but Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not quickly backs away.
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+Grandma Phyllis whacks Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not with a series of blows to the head.
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-Grandma Phyllis fires a volley of punches to the jaw, but loses his balance.
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+Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not lashes out with a pair of off balance punches to the chin. Grandma Phyllis retreats to the far corner.
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-Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not attacks with a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not paws a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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-Grandma Phyllis throws a series of punches to the nose, but fails to score.
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-Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not charges with a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but Grandma Phyllis blocks.
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-Grandma Phyllis probes with a pair of left punches to the stomach, but falls short.
-Grandma Phyllis paws a volley of punches to the chin, but falls short.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Sam I am or Sam I am not landed 16 of 34 punches, and Innocent Bystander "Grandma Phyllis" landed 12 of 57 punches.
Sam I am or Sam I am not won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not doesn't even want to rest!
Grandma Phyllis doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 7
Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Grandma Phyllis is backpedaling. (using the ring)
-Grandma Phyllis lunges with a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not ties him up.
-Grandma Phyllis charges with a roundhouse to the mouth, but Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not covers himself well.
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-Grandma Phyllis probes with a flurry of left punches to the chin, but comes up empty.
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-Grandma Phyllis attempts a barrage of right punches to the chin, but Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not ducks.
-Grandma Phyllis lashes out with a flurry of left punches to the chest, but Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not deftly avoits it.
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-Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not attempts a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but misses.
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-Grandma Phyllis paws a jab to the chin, but flails uselessly.
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+Grandma Phyllis suprises Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not with a volley of punches to the temple. Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not grimaces in pain.
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-Grandma Phyllis tries a flurry of punches to the chest, but Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not escapes.
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-Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not probes with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Grandma Phyllis hides behind his gloves.
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+Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not hurts Grandma Phyllis with a pair of nasty punches to the head. Grandma Phyllis laughs!
+Grandma Phyllis attacks with a volley of wild punches to the head.
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+Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not lands a furious straight right to the face.
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-Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not probes with a barrage of right punches to the temple, but falls short.
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-Grandma Phyllis lunges with a left cross to the nose, but loses his balance.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Sam I am or Sam I am not landed 13 of 33 punches, and Innocent Bystander "Grandma Phyllis" landed 12 of 57 punches.
Innocent Bystander "Grandma Phyllis" won the round 10-9
Innocent Bystander "Grandma Phyllis" is winning the fight 68-67
Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not doesn't even want to rest!
Grandma Phyllis doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 8
Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Grandma Phyllis is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not charges with a volley of punches to the eye, but loses his balance.
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-Grandma Phyllis charges with a left jab to the nose, but to no avail.
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-Grandma Phyllis probes with a series of punches to the stomach, but he's too slow.
-Grandma Phyllis paws a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not hides behind his gloves.
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+Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not wakes up the fans with a jab to the solar plexus.
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-Grandma Phyllis probes with a left cross to the mouth, but Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not narrowly avoids it
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+Grandma Phyllis fires a pair of heavy punches to the nose.
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-Grandma Phyllis launches a straight right to the nose, but Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not stays away from it.
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-Grandma Phyllis probes with a series of right blows to the nose, but falls short.
-Grandma Phyllis tries to land a series of left punches to the jaw, but to no avail.
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-Grandma Phyllis charges with a pair of punches to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not fires a volley of right punches to the stomach, but only hits air.
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-Grandma Phyllis fires a left right to the eye, but Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not leaps aside.
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-Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not probes with a right cross to the nose, but misses completely.
+Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not thumps Grandma Phyllis with a series of vicious punches to the solar plexus.
-Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not attempts a barrage of punches to the eye, but Grandma Phyllis blocks.
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+Grandma Phyllis lands a series of glancing punches to the eye.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Sam I am or Sam I am not landed 11 of 31 punches, and Innocent Bystander "Grandma Phyllis" landed 11 of 58 punches.
Innocent Bystander "Grandma Phyllis" won the round 10-9
Innocent Bystander "Grandma Phyllis" is winning the fight 78-76
Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not doesn't even want to rest!
Grandma Phyllis doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 9
Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Grandma Phyllis is backpedaling. (using the ring)
+Grandma Phyllis smashes Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not with a barrage of nice punches to the head. Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
-Grandma Phyllis throws a volley of punches to the mouth, but Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not deftly avoits it.
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+Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not hits with a off balance left to the eye.
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-Grandma Phyllis attempts a pair of punches to the head, but loses his balance.
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-Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not attempts a pair of punches to the face, but Grandma Phyllis backs out of it.
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-Grandma Phyllis launches a series of punches to the temple, but flails uselessly.
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-Grandma Phyllis attempts a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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+Grandma Phyllis throws a pair of powerful punches to the chest.
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-Grandma Phyllis attacks with a barrage of blows to the solar plexus, but Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not narrowly avoids it
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-Grandma Phyllis fires a pair of right punches to the face, but loses his balance.
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-Grandma Phyllis attempts a volley of punches to the temple, but Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not stays away from it.
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-Grandma Phyllis paws a pair of punches to the head, but comes up empty.
-Grandma Phyllis throws a pair of left punches to the temple, but is ineffective.
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-Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not throws a volley of left punches to the ribs, but falls short.
-Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not fires a pair of punches to the ribs, but comes up empty.
+Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not attacks with a series of light punches to the jaw. Grandma Phyllis covers up.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Sam I am or Sam I am not landed 13 of 32 punches, and Innocent Bystander "Grandma Phyllis" landed 12 of 59 punches.
Innocent Bystander "Grandma Phyllis" won the round 10-9
Innocent Bystander "Grandma Phyllis" is winning the fight 88-85
Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not doesn't even want to rest!
Grandma Phyllis remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 10
Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Grandma Phyllis is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Grandma Phyllis throws a series of left punches to the chin, but misses.
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+Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not rocks Grandma Phyllis with a flurry of glancing punches to the head.
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-Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not lashes out with a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Grandma Phyllis beats a hasty retreat.
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-Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not fires a straight right to the mouth, but Grandma Phyllis steps aside.
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+Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not pummels Grandma Phyllis with a series of punches to the solar plexus. Grandma Phyllis backpedals to his own corner.
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-Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not tries to land a volley of left punches to the temple, but Grandma Phyllis ducks just in time.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Sam I am or Sam I am not landed 10 of 34 punches, and Innocent Bystander "Grandma Phyllis" landed 2 of 9 punches.
Sam I am or Sam I am not won the round 10-9
Innocent Bystander "Grandma Phyllis" is winning the fight 97-95
Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Grandma Phyllis doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 11
Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Grandma Phyllis is backpedaling. (using the ring)
-Grandma Phyllis attempts a volley of punches to the chin, but misses.
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-Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not tries to land a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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-Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not throws a barrage of punches to the stomach, but misses.
-Grandma Phyllis throws a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not beats a hasty retreat.
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-Grandma Phyllis lashes out with a barrage of punches to the chest, but goes wide.
+Grandma Phyllis hammers Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not with a pair of solid punches to the head. Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not laughs!
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+Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not hits with a flurry of nasty punches to the head! Grandma Phyllis gets mad!
+Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not annoys Grandma Phyllis with a flurry of nasty punches to the nose.
+Grandma Phyllis pounds Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
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+Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not lands a series of mean punches to the head.
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-Grandma Phyllis fires a flurry of left punches to the mouth, but Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not hides behind his gloves.
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-Grandma Phyllis throws a volley of left punches to the chin, but Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not covers himself well.
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-Grandma Phyllis tries to land a volley of punches to the mouth, but misses.
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-Grandma Phyllis probes with a jab to the chin, but Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not steps aside.
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-Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not lunges with a pair of left punches to the mouth, but Grandma Phyllis hides behind his gloves.
-Grandma Phyllis launches a flurry of punches to the face, but Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not steps aside.
-Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not tries to land a barrage of punches to the head, but Grandma Phyllis covers himself well.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Sam I am or Sam I am not landed 14 of 31 punches, and Innocent Bystander "Grandma Phyllis" landed 11 of 55 punches.
Sam I am or Sam I am not won the round 10-9
Innocent Bystander "Grandma Phyllis" is winning the fight 106-105
Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Grandma Phyllis remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 12
Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Grandma Phyllis moves and jabs. (using the ring)
-Grandma Phyllis throws a series of left punches to the head, but only hits air.
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-Grandma Phyllis probes with a flurry of punches to the face, but Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not narrowly avoids it
+Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not grazes Grandma Phyllis with a volley of wild punches to the head!!
-Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not probes with a left left to the head, but misses completely.
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+Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not slams Grandma Phyllis with a volley of stiff punches to the head.
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-Grandma Phyllis attempts a series of right punches to the stomach, but Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not ducks just in time.
+Grandma Phyllis nails Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not with a pair of powerful punches to the mouth.
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-Grandma Phyllis attempts a series of punches to the temple, but flails uselessly.
-Grandma Phyllis lunges with a jab to the mouth, but Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not hides behind his gloves.
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-Grandma Phyllis attacks with a volley of punches to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
-Grandma Phyllis probes with a barrage of punches to the chin, but Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not leaps aside.
-Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not probes with a flurry of punches to the head, but to no avail.
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+Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not tosses a flurry of solid shots to the head.
-Grandma Phyllis tries a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but misses completely.
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+Grandma Phyllis staggers Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not with a volley of stiff punches to the temple.
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+Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not jars Grandma Phyllis with a pair of solid punches to the chest!
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-Grandma Phyllis paws a series of punches to the jaw, but Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not deftly avoits it.
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-Grandma Phyllis attempts a series of blows to the face, but is ineffective.
-Grandma Phyllis attempts a left sweeping right to the nose, but Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not covers himself well.
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-Grandma Phyllis paws a series of punches to the nose, but Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not blocks.
-Grandma Phyllis paws a flurry of right punches to the face, but to no avail.
-Grandma Phyllis lunges with a jab to the solar plexus, but Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not quickly backs away.
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-Grandma Phyllis throws a series of punches to the nose, but Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not ties him up.
+Grandma Phyllis throws a flurry of wild punches to the jaw.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Sam I am or Sam I am not landed 17 of 32 punches, and Innocent Bystander "Grandma Phyllis" landed 18 of 82 punches.
Innocent Bystander "Grandma Phyllis" won the round 10-9
Innocent Bystander "Grandma Phyllis" is winning the fight 116-114
Sam I Am Or Sam I Am Not remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Grandma Phyllis remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: A 10-10 tie.
Round 2: Innocent Bystander "Grandma Phyllis" 10-9
Round 3: Sam I am or Sam I am not 10-9
Round 4: Innocent Bystander "Grandma Phyllis" 10-9
Round 5: A 10-10 tie.
Round 6: Sam I am or Sam I am not 10-9
Round 7: Innocent Bystander "Grandma Phyllis" 10-9
Round 8: Innocent Bystander "Grandma Phyllis" 10-9
Round 9: Innocent Bystander "Grandma Phyllis" 10-9
Round 10: Sam I am or Sam I am not 10-9
Round 11: Sam I am or Sam I am not 10-9
Round 12: Innocent Bystander "Grandma Phyllis" 10-9
Total Score: Innocent Bystander "Grandma Phyllis" 116-114
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Innocent Bystander "Grandma Phyllis" 10-9
Round 2: Innocent Bystander "Grandma Phyllis" 10-9
Round 3: Sam I am or Sam I am not 10-9
Round 4: Innocent Bystander "Grandma Phyllis" 10-9
Round 5: A 10-10 tie.
Round 6: Sam I am or Sam I am not 10-9
Round 7: Innocent Bystander "Grandma Phyllis" 10-9
Round 8: Innocent Bystander "Grandma Phyllis" 10-9
Round 9: Innocent Bystander "Grandma Phyllis" 10-9
Round 10: Sam I am or Sam I am not 10-9
Round 11: A 10-10 tie.
Round 12: Innocent Bystander "Grandma Phyllis" 10-9
Total Score: Innocent Bystander "Grandma Phyllis" 117-113
Larry Holmes scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Innocent Bystander "Grandma Phyllis" 10-9
Round 2: Innocent Bystander "Grandma Phyllis" 10-9
Round 3: Sam I am or Sam I am not 10-9
Round 4: Innocent Bystander "Grandma Phyllis" 10-9
Round 5: Innocent Bystander "Grandma Phyllis" 10-9
Round 6: Sam I am or Sam I am not 10-9
Round 7: Innocent Bystander "Grandma Phyllis" 10-9
Round 8: Innocent Bystander "Grandma Phyllis" 10-9
Round 9: Innocent Bystander "Grandma Phyllis" 10-9
Round 10: Sam I am or Sam I am not 10-9
Round 11: Sam I am or Sam I am not 10-9
Round 12: Innocent Bystander "Grandma Phyllis" 10-9
Total Score: Innocent Bystander "Grandma Phyllis" 116-112
Innocent Bystander "Grandma Phyllis" wins by decision!
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