Public Fight Report
(Featherweight) Triumph the Insult Comic Dog defeated Return of the Beer by knockout (KO) in round 2.Match Wednesday, June 21, 2017In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 126 pounds (57 kilograms) is Triumph the Insult Comic Dog!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 126 pounds (57 kilograms) is Return of the Beer!!
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1
Triumph is using the ring. (using the ring)
Return clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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-Return probes with a roundhouse to the stomach, but Triumph ducks just in time.
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-Triumph launches a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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+Return hurts Triumph with a pair of punches to the ribs.
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+Triumph slams Return with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
Triumph tries to attack, but Return hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Triumph fires a series of shots to the stomach. Return asks for time to wipe off the blood.
-Return throws a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but Triumph quickly backs away.
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Triumph tries to attack, but Return hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Return tries to land a barrage of punches to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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Triumph tries to attack, but Return hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Triumph wakes up the fans with a jab to the stomach!
Triumph tries to attack, but Return hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog landed 20 of 31 punches, and Return of the Beer landed 5 of 23 punches.
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog won the round 10-9
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog is winning the fight 10-9
Triumph doesn't want to stop fighting!
Return doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Triumph is using the ring. (using the ring)
Return throws everything he's got! (all-out)
+Triumph takes charge with a barrage of punches to the eye.
Triumph lands a thundering haymaker and Return is knocked down!!
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He's Out!
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Triumph doesn't even want to rest!
Return grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the left eye.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Triumph the Insult Comic Dog 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Triumph the Insult Comic Dog 10-9
Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Triumph the Insult Comic Dog 10-9
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog wins by a knockout!
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