Public Fight Report
(Featherweight) Triumph the Insult Comic Dog defeated Return of the Beer by knockout (KO) in round 2.Match Wednesday, June 14, 2017In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 126 pounds (57 kilograms) is Return of the Beer!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 126 pounds (57 kilograms) is Triumph the Insult Comic Dog!!
The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.
ROUND 1
Return clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Triumph is using the ring. (using the ring)
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Triumph tries to attack, but Return hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Return probes with a volley of right shots to the stomach, but Triumph ducks just in time.
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-Return attempts a hook to the stomach, but Triumph beats a hasty retreat.
-Triumph attempts a volley of punches to the chest, but Return covers himself well.
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Triumph tries to attack, but Return hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Triumph scores with a mean jab to the chest!
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Triumph tries to attack, but Return hangs on until the referee separates them.
Triumph tries to attack, but Return hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Return paws a flurry of right blows to the stomach, but Triumph stays away from it.
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-Triumph lunges with a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
-Return attacks with a pair of punches to the stomach, but Triumph quickly backs away.
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+Triumph throws a barrage of punches to the solar plexus. Return quickly recovers.
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+Return hits Triumph with a powerful uppercut to the ribs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Return of the Beer landed 5 of 26 punches, and Triumph the Insult Comic Dog landed 18 of 33 punches.
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog won the round 10-9
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog is winning the fight 10-9
Return doesn't want to stop fighting!
Triumph doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Return throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Triumph is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Triumph stuns Return with a series of commanding punches to the eye.
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+Return annoys Triumph with a head butt! Boo! Boo!
+Triumph tags Return with a barrage of stiff punches to the temple.
-Return attempts a pair of left shots to the face, but Triumph ducks.
+Triumph clocks Return with a flurry of glancing punches to the mouth. Return sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
-Return lunges with a series of right uppercuts to the nose, but Triumph leaps aside.
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+Triumph smacks Return with a volley of off balance punches to the temple.
Triumph lands a mighty cross to the jaw and Return's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!
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He's Out!
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Return grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody mouth.
Triumph doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the left eye.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Triumph the Insult Comic Dog 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Triumph the Insult Comic Dog 10-9
Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Triumph the Insult Comic Dog 10-9
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog wins by a knockout!
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