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(Super-Flyweight) Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" defeated Test Slugger 500 by unanimous decision: 119-114, 119-114, 119-114.

Match Tuesday, June 13, 2017

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 8 inches (142 centimeters) tall weighing in at 115 pounds (52 kilograms) is Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe"!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 111 pounds (50 kilograms) is Test Slugger 500!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.
ROUND 1

Old Man Joe is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Slugger 500 covers up.

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-Old Man Joe tries a flurry of right punches to the head, but Slugger 500 steps aside and laughs.
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-Old Man Joe lunges with a volley of punches to the face, but Slugger 500 leaps aside.
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-Old Man Joe lashes out with a flurry of left punches to the face, but Slugger 500 takes it in the forearms.
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+Old Man Joe whacks Slugger 500 with a off balance jab to the temple!!
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+Old Man Joe hits Slugger 500 with a series of glancing punches to the eye!
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The fighters circle.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" landed 13 of 32 punches, and Test Slugger 500 landed 4 of 8 punches.

Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" won the round 10-9

Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" is winning the fight 10-9


Old Man Joe doesn't want to stop fighting!

Slugger 500 doesn't want to stop fighting!


ROUND 2

Old Man Joe is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Slugger 500 covers up.

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-Old Man Joe throws a flurry of left blows to the head, but Slugger 500 ducks.
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+Old Man Joe lashes out with a jab to the head. Slugger 500 grimaces in pain.
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-Old Man Joe lashes out with a flurry of left punches to the face, but comes up empty.
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-Old Man Joe paws a left to the face, but is ineffective.
-Old Man Joe throws a series of punches to the mouth, but Slugger 500 blocks.
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+Old Man Joe belts Slugger 500 with a volley of hard punches to the head!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" landed 11 of 29 punches, and Test Slugger 500 landed 4 of 8 punches.

Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" won the round 10-9

Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" is winning the fight 20-18


Old Man Joe doesn't want to stop fighting!

Slugger 500 doesn't want to stop fighting!


ROUND 3

Old Man Joe is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Slugger 500 covers up.

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BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" landed 4 of 8 punches, and Test Slugger 500 landed 3 of 8 punches.

Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" won the round 10-9

Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" is winning the fight 30-27


Old Man Joe doesn't want to stop fighting!

Slugger 500 doesn't want to stop fighting!


ROUND 4

Old Man Joe is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Slugger 500 covers up.

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-Old Man Joe lunges with a volley of left punches to the face, but misses completely.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" landed 3 of 8 punches, and Test Slugger 500 landed 3 of 8 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" is winning the fight 40-37


Old Man Joe doesn't want to stop fighting!

Slugger 500 doesn't want to stop fighting!


ROUND 5

Old Man Joe is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Slugger 500 covers up.

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The fighters stop to pull up their trunks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" landed 3 of 8 punches, and Test Slugger 500 landed 3 of 8 punches.

Test Slugger 500 won the round 10-9

Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" is winning the fight 49-47


Old Man Joe doesn't want to stop fighting!

Slugger 500 doesn't want to stop fighting!


ROUND 6

Old Man Joe is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Slugger 500 covers up.

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The fighters stop to pull up their trunks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" landed 4 of 9 punches, and Test Slugger 500 landed 3 of 8 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" is winning the fight 59-57


Old Man Joe doesn't want to stop fighting!

Slugger 500 doesn't want to stop fighting!


ROUND 7

Old Man Joe is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Slugger 500 covers up.

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BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" landed 4 of 7 punches, and Test Slugger 500 landed 3 of 8 punches.

Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" won the round 10-9

Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" is winning the fight 69-66


Old Man Joe doesn't want to stop fighting!

Slugger 500 doesn't want to stop fighting!


ROUND 8

Old Man Joe is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Slugger 500 covers up.

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-Slugger 500 attempts a pair of punches to the chin, but goes wide.
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The fighters circle.
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The fighters stop to pull up their trunks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" landed 4 of 8 punches, and Test Slugger 500 landed 3 of 8 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" is winning the fight 79-76


Old Man Joe doesn't want to stop fighting!

Slugger 500 doesn't want to stop fighting!


ROUND 9

Old Man Joe is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Slugger 500 covers up.

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The fighters eye each other warily.
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The fighters start chatting with members of the press.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" landed 4 of 8 punches, and Test Slugger 500 landed 3 of 9 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" is winning the fight 89-86


Old Man Joe doesn't want to stop fighting!

Slugger 500 doesn't want to stop fighting!


ROUND 10

Old Man Joe is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Slugger 500 covers up.

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The fighters stop to pull up their trunks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" landed 4 of 8 punches, and Test Slugger 500 landed 3 of 8 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" is winning the fight 99-96


Old Man Joe doesn't want to stop fighting!

Slugger 500 doesn't want to stop fighting!


ROUND 11

Old Man Joe is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Slugger 500 covers up.

-Old Man Joe launches a roundhouse to the jaw, but loses his balance.
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+Old Man Joe nails Slugger 500 with a barrage of punches to the nose.
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-Old Man Joe lashes out with a flurry of right punches to the temple, but Slugger 500 steps aside and laughs.
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-Old Man Joe probes with a barrage of punches to the mouth, but Slugger 500 quickly backs away.
-Old Man Joe probes with a pair of punches to the temple, but Slugger 500 leaps aside.
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+Old Man Joe annoys Slugger 500 with a pair of powerful punches to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" landed 12 of 37 punches, and Test Slugger 500 landed 3 of 9 punches.

Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" won the round 10-9

Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" is winning the fight 109-105


Old Man Joe doesn't even want to rest!

Slugger 500 doesn't even want to rest!


ROUND 12

Old Man Joe is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Slugger 500 covers up.

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-Old Man Joe attempts a volley of punches to the face, but falls short.
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-Old Man Joe charges with a flurry of punches to the mouth, but Slugger 500 hides behind his gloves.
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+Old Man Joe annoys Slugger 500 with a series of glancing punches to the temple.
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+Old Man Joe drills Slugger 500 with a flurry of punches to the nose.
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-Old Man Joe fires a volley of punches to the mouth, but goes wide.
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The fighters eye each other warily.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" landed 11 of 35 punches, and Test Slugger 500 landed 4 of 8 punches.

Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" won the round 10-9

Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" is winning the fight 119-114


Old Man Joe doesn't even want to rest!

Slugger 500 doesn't even want to rest!



The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" 10-9
Round 2: Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" 10-9
Round 3: Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" 10-9
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Round 5: Test Slugger 500 10-9
Round 6: A 10-10 tie.
Round 7: Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" 10-9
Round 8: A 10-10 tie.
Round 9: A 10-10 tie.
Round 10: A 10-10 tie.
Round 11: Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" 10-9
Round 12: Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" 10-9

Total Score: Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" 119-114


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" 10-9
Round 2: Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" 10-9
Round 3: Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" 10-9
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Round 5: Test Slugger 500 10-9
Round 6: A 10-10 tie.
Round 7: Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" 10-9
Round 8: A 10-10 tie.
Round 9: A 10-10 tie.
Round 10: A 10-10 tie.
Round 11: Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" 10-9
Round 12: Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" 10-9

Total Score: Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" 119-114


Sean O'Grady scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" 10-9
Round 2: Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" 10-9
Round 3: Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" 10-9
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Round 5: Test Slugger 500 10-9
Round 6: A 10-10 tie.
Round 7: Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" 10-9
Round 8: A 10-10 tie.
Round 9: A 10-10 tie.
Round 10: A 10-10 tie.
Round 11: Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" 10-9
Round 12: Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" 10-9

Total Score: Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" 119-114

Innocent Bystander "Old Man Joe" wins by decision!