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(Heavyweight) Behold the Mighty ZWIP!! defeated Evil Einstein by unanimous decision: 115-113, 115-113, 115-113.

Match Saturday, June 03, 2017

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 7 inches (201 centimeters) tall weighing in at 298 pounds (135 kilograms) is Evil Einstein!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 5 inches (196 centimeters) tall weighing in at 207 pounds (94 kilograms) is Behold the Mighty ZWIP!!!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Einstein stays outside and uses his jab.
Behold is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Behold annoys Einstein with a volley of stiff punches to the mouth!
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-Einstein tries a series of punches to the nose, but misses completely.
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+Behold tags Einstein with a furious jab to the eye.
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+Einstein hits Behold with a series of light punches to the eye!
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-Einstein throws a jab to the temple, but falls short.
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-Einstein attacks with a volley of left punches to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Einstein scores with a flurry of stiff punches to the face!
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+Behold whacks Einstein with a cross to the stomach. Einstein asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Behold backs up Einstein with a barrage of punches to the chest. Einstein retreats to the far corner.
+Behold lands a volley of solid punches to the stomach.
+Behold attacks with a barrage of strong punches to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Evil Einstein landed 18 of 35 punches, and Behold the Mighty ZWIP!! landed 30 of 30 punches.

Behold the Mighty ZWIP!! won the round 10-9

Behold the Mighty ZWIP!! is winning the fight 10-9


Einstein doesn't want to stop fighting!

Behold doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Einstein stays outside and uses his jab.
Behold is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Einstein hits with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
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+Einstein scores with a series of punches to the nose.
+Behold tosses a series of punches to the nose.
-Einstein throws a barrage of punches to the head, but Behold takes it in the forearms.
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+Behold stuns Einstein with a volley of nice punches to the chest. Einstein quickly recovers.
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-Einstein throws a pair of left punches to the mouth, but Behold hides behind his gloves.
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+Behold pops Einstein with a pair of commanding punches to the head. Einstein ignores it.
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+Behold catches Einstein with a series of powerful punches to the head.
+Behold tosses a off balance right to the head!
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+Einstein grazes Behold with a series of punches to the chin. Behold sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Einstein fires a pair of quick punches to the nose.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Evil Einstein landed 17 of 32 punches, and Behold the Mighty ZWIP!! landed 31 of 31 punches.

Behold the Mighty ZWIP!! won the round 10-9

Behold the Mighty ZWIP!! is winning the fight 20-18


Einstein doesn't want to stop fighting!

Behold doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Einstein stays outside and uses his jab.
Behold is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Behold pops Einstein with a pair of solid punches to the head.
-Einstein charges with a pair of left punches to the jaw, but Behold escapes.
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+Einstein clocks Behold with a barrage of punches to the nose.
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-Einstein throws a volley of right punches to the temple, but Behold ducks just in time.
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+Behold hits with a pair of punches to the nose. Einstein retreats to the far corner.
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+Einstein hits with a roundhouse to the jaw.
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+Behold lashes out with a jab to the temple.
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+Einstein pummels Behold with a barrage of wild punches to the temple.
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+Behold pummels Einstein with a pair of punches to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Evil Einstein landed 16 of 33 punches, and Behold the Mighty ZWIP!! landed 31 of 31 punches.

Behold the Mighty ZWIP!! won the round 10-9

Behold the Mighty ZWIP!! is winning the fight 30-27


Einstein doesn't want to stop fighting!

Behold doesn't even want to rest! He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 4

Einstein stays outside and uses his jab.
Behold is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Behold lands a series of stinging punches to the temple.
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-Einstein throws a barrage of punches to the stomach, but loses his balance.
-Einstein probes with a series of punches to the ribs, but misses completely.
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+Einstein drills Behold with a series of nasty punches to the solar plexus. Behold beats a hasty retreat.
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-Einstein throws a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but Behold steps aside and laughs.
+Behold fires a series of punches to the temple.
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+Einstein lashes out with a furious jab to the ribs.
+Behold tattoos Einstein with a series of vicious punches to the jaw.
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+Behold jars Einstein with a pair of loud punches to the ribs.
+Behold connects with a volley of vicious punches to the jaw.
+Einstein fires a flurry of punches to the chest! Behold backpedals to his own corner.
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-Einstein tries to land a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but fails to score.
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+Behold jolts Einstein with a series of punches to the ribs!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Evil Einstein landed 16 of 30 punches, and Behold the Mighty ZWIP!! landed 32 of 32 punches.

Behold the Mighty ZWIP!! won the round 10-9

Behold the Mighty ZWIP!! is winning the fight 40-36


Einstein doesn't even want to rest!

Behold doesn't even want to rest! He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 5

Einstein stays outside and uses his jab.
Behold is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Behold throws a volley of furious punches to the solar plexus.
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-Einstein launches a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Behold ties him up.
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-Einstein lashes out with a right jab to the chest, but Behold beats a hasty retreat.
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+Behold hits with a barrage of commanding punches to the head.
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+Einstein attacks with a jab to the chest.
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+Einstein hits with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
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+Behold hits with a flurry of solid punches to the eye. Einstein falls against the ropes!
+Einstein clocks Behold with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
+Behold attacks with a pair of strong punches to the chest. Einstein is hurt!
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+Behold pokes Einstein with a pair of punches to the head.
+Behold shakes Einstein with a flurry of punches to the temple. Einstein doesn't seem bothered.
+Behold throws a series of strong punches to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Evil Einstein landed 17 of 31 punches, and Behold the Mighty ZWIP!! landed 31 of 31 punches.

Behold the Mighty ZWIP!! won the round 10-9

Behold the Mighty ZWIP!! is winning the fight 50-45


Einstein doesn't even want to rest!

Behold doesn't even want to rest! He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 6

Einstein stays outside and uses his jab.
Behold is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Behold nails Einstein with a pair of punches to the head.
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+Einstein connects with a volley of stiff punches to the solar plexus. Behold quickly recovers.
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+Behold jolts Einstein with a commanding jab to the head.
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-Einstein lunges with a volley of left punches to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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+Behold lands a flurry of commanding punches to the chin.
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-Einstein attempts a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but misses.
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+Behold tags Einstein with a barrage of punches to the temple. Einstein sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Behold staggers Einstein with a volley of off balance punches to the chin.
+Behold lands a series of strong punches to the nose.
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+Einstein lands a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Evil Einstein landed 16 of 34 punches, and Behold the Mighty ZWIP!! landed 31 of 33 punches.

Behold the Mighty ZWIP!! won the round 10-9

Behold the Mighty ZWIP!! is winning the fight 60-54


Einstein doesn't even want to rest!

Behold doesn't even want to rest! He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 7

Einstein stays outside and uses his jab.
Behold is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Einstein lashes out with a series of nasty punches to the stomach. Behold is hurt!
-Einstein charges with a roundhouse to the ribs, but Behold deftly avoits it.
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-Einstein attacks with a series of punches to the chest, but Behold leaps aside.
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-Einstein attempts a pair of right punches to the chest, but loses his balance.
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+Einstein hurts Behold with a pair of punches to the stomach.
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+Behold pummels Einstein with a volley of commanding punches to the head.
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+Behold hits Einstein with a volley of hard punches to the head. Einstein retreats to the far corner.
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+Behold hits with a series of stinging punches to the solar plexus! Einstein doesn't seem bothered.
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+Behold backs up Einstein with a barrage of punches to the head.
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+Behold staggers Einstein with a barrage of stinging punches to the eye. Einstein hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Evil Einstein landed 16 of 33 punches, and Behold the Mighty ZWIP!! landed 33 of 33 punches.

Behold the Mighty ZWIP!! won the round 10-9

Behold the Mighty ZWIP!! is winning the fight 70-63


Einstein doesn't even want to rest!

Behold remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 8

Einstein stays outside and uses his jab.
Behold is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Einstein probes with a pair of punches to the chin, but Behold stays away from it.
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-Einstein lunges with a series of right punches to the jaw, but Behold quickly backs away.
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+Behold connects with a powerful jab to the solar plexus. Einstein hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Einstein grazes Behold with a straight right to the head.
-Einstein tries a series of punches to the temple, but Behold steps aside.
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+Einstein slams Behold with a series of punches to the face.
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+Einstein drills Behold with a series of nasty punches to the temple. Behold is hurt!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Evil Einstein landed 14 of 31 punches, and Behold the Mighty ZWIP!! landed 8 of 8 punches.

Evil Einstein won the round 10-9

Behold the Mighty ZWIP!! is winning the fight 79-73


Einstein doesn't even want to rest!

Behold doesn't even want to rest! He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 9

Einstein stays outside and uses his jab.
Behold is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Einstein tattoos Behold with a volley of furious punches to the jaw.
+Behold thumps Einstein with a pair of punches to the stomach.
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-Einstein throws a jab to the face, but falls short.
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+Einstein strikes with a pair of punches to the face! Behold falls against the ropes!
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-Einstein fires a roundhouse to the eye, but Behold ducks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Evil Einstein landed 17 of 33 punches, and Behold the Mighty ZWIP!! landed 8 of 8 punches.

Evil Einstein won the round 10-9

Behold the Mighty ZWIP!! is winning the fight 88-83


Einstein doesn't even want to rest!

Behold doesn't even want to rest! He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 10

Einstein stays outside and uses his jab.
Behold is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Einstein tries a flurry of left punches to the head, but Behold narrowly avoids it
+Einstein slams Behold with a volley of furious punches to the head.
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+Einstein hits with a volley of punches to the chin!!
-Einstein tries to land a flurry of punches to the nose, but falls short.
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-Einstein tries to land a series of left punches to the mouth, but Behold escapes.
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-Einstein attempts a roundhouse to the face, but Behold steps aside and laughs.
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+Behold hurts Einstein with a stiff jab to the jaw.
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-Einstein tries to land a volley of right punches to the jaw, but Behold hides behind his gloves.
+Einstein tosses a volley of heavy punches to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Evil Einstein landed 19 of 40 punches, and Behold the Mighty ZWIP!! landed 8 of 8 punches.

Evil Einstein won the round 10-9

Behold the Mighty ZWIP!! is winning the fight 97-93


Einstein doesn't even want to rest!

Behold doesn't even want to rest! He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 11

Einstein stays outside and uses his jab.
Behold is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Einstein charges with a left left to the chin, but loses his balance.
-Einstein throws a pair of punches to the head, but loses his balance.
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+Einstein thumps Behold with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
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+Einstein catches Behold with a pair of stinging punches to the eye. Behold grimaces in pain.
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-Einstein launches a volley of right punches to the head, but Behold escapes.
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+Einstein hits with a series of furious punches to the temple.
+Behold fires a flurry of nasty punches to the temple! Einstein backpedals to his own corner.
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-Einstein fires a volley of blows to the chin, but Behold hides behind his gloves.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Evil Einstein landed 19 of 39 punches, and Behold the Mighty ZWIP!! landed 8 of 8 punches.

Evil Einstein won the round 10-9

Behold the Mighty ZWIP!! is winning the fight 106-103


Einstein doesn't even want to rest!

Behold doesn't even want to rest! He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 12

Einstein stays outside and uses his jab.
Behold is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Einstein paws a barrage of punches to the jaw, but Behold ducks.
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+Einstein attacks with a pair of heavy punches to the jaw.
-Einstein probes with a barrage of right punches to the chin, but Behold ties him up.
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+Einstein smashes Behold with a flurry of solid punches to the face.
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+Einstein fires a barrage of punches to the nose! Behold doesn't notice.
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+Behold tags Einstein with a barrage of furious punches to the mouth.
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-Einstein attempts a flurry of punches to the mouth, but Behold ties him up.
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-Einstein lashes out with a barrage of punches to the jaw, but misses.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Evil Einstein landed 17 of 39 punches, and Behold the Mighty ZWIP!! landed 8 of 8 punches.

Evil Einstein won the round 10-9

Behold the Mighty ZWIP!! is winning the fight 115-113


Einstein remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Behold doesn't even want to rest! He has a bloody lip.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Behold the Mighty ZWIP!! 10-9
Round 2: Behold the Mighty ZWIP!! 10-9
Round 3: Behold the Mighty ZWIP!! 10-9
Round 4: Behold the Mighty ZWIP!! 10-9
Round 5: Behold the Mighty ZWIP!! 10-9
Round 6: Behold the Mighty ZWIP!! 10-9
Round 7: Behold the Mighty ZWIP!! 10-9
Round 8: Evil Einstein 10-9
Round 9: Evil Einstein 10-9
Round 10: Evil Einstein 10-9
Round 11: Evil Einstein 10-9
Round 12: Evil Einstein 10-9

Total Score: Behold the Mighty ZWIP!! 115-113


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Behold the Mighty ZWIP!! 10-9
Round 2: Behold the Mighty ZWIP!! 10-9
Round 3: Behold the Mighty ZWIP!! 10-9
Round 4: Behold the Mighty ZWIP!! 10-9
Round 5: Behold the Mighty ZWIP!! 10-9
Round 6: Behold the Mighty ZWIP!! 10-9
Round 7: Behold the Mighty ZWIP!! 10-9
Round 8: Evil Einstein 10-9
Round 9: Evil Einstein 10-9
Round 10: Evil Einstein 10-9
Round 11: Evil Einstein 10-9
Round 12: Evil Einstein 10-9

Total Score: Behold the Mighty ZWIP!! 115-113


Christy Martin scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Behold the Mighty ZWIP!! 10-9
Round 2: Behold the Mighty ZWIP!! 10-9
Round 3: Behold the Mighty ZWIP!! 10-9
Round 4: Behold the Mighty ZWIP!! 10-9
Round 5: Behold the Mighty ZWIP!! 10-9
Round 6: Behold the Mighty ZWIP!! 10-9
Round 7: Behold the Mighty ZWIP!! 10-9
Round 8: Evil Einstein 10-9
Round 9: Evil Einstein 10-9
Round 10: Evil Einstein 10-9
Round 11: Evil Einstein 10-9
Round 12: Evil Einstein 10-9

Total Score: Behold the Mighty ZWIP!! 115-113

Behold the Mighty ZWIP!! wins by decision!