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(Super-Welterweight) Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" defeated David Funk by unanimous decision: 115-113, 115-113, 115-113.

Match Thursday, May 18, 2017

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 2 inches (157 centimeters) tall weighing in at 154 pounds (70 kilograms) is Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom"!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 7 inches (170 centimeters) tall weighing in at 150 pounds (68 kilograms) is David Funk!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1

Sarah Soccer Mom clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
David covers up.

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-Sarah Soccer Mom lashes out with a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but loses his balance.
-Sarah Soccer Mom attacks with a volley of punches to the head, but David stays away from it.
-Sarah Soccer Mom attempts a pair of right punches to the mouth, but David stays away from it.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom probes with a volley of punches to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom charges with a volley of blows to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom tries a left hook to the face, but David ducks just in time.
-Sarah Soccer Mom charges with a flurry of punches to the nose, but David escapes.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom paws a pair of right punches to the head, but loses his balance.
David tries to attack, but Sarah Soccer Mom hangs on until the referee separates them.
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David tries to attack, but Sarah Soccer Mom hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom launches a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but misses.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom attacks with a series of shots to the solar plexus, but misses.
David tries to attack, but Sarah Soccer Mom hangs on until the referee separates them.
David tries to attack, but Sarah Soccer Mom hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+David attacks with a pair of mean blows to the head. Sarah Soccer Mom asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom attempts a roundhouse to the head, but David ducks.
+Sarah Soccer Mom smacks David with a roundhouse to the face. David sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Sarah Soccer Mom attempts a cross to the solar plexus, but David ducks.
-Sarah Soccer Mom lashes out with a left uppercut to the temple, but is ineffective.
-Sarah Soccer Mom launches a flurry of punches to the chin, but is ineffective.
-Sarah Soccer Mom fires a series of left shots to the chin, but David ties him up.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom throws a series of blows to the head, but David hides behind his gloves.
+Sarah Soccer Mom tosses a barrage of powerful shots to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" landed 18 of 81 punches, and David Funk landed 6 of 8 punches.

Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" won the round 10-9

Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" is winning the fight 10-9


Sarah Soccer Mom doesn't even want to rest!

David doesn't want to stop fighting!


ROUND 2

Sarah Soccer Mom clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
David covers up.

-Sarah Soccer Mom throws a volley of shots to the eye, but David backs out of it.
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David tries to attack, but Sarah Soccer Mom hangs on until the referee separates them.
David tries to attack, but Sarah Soccer Mom hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Sarah Soccer Mom fires a barrage of shots to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom lunges with a series of left shots to the eye, but to no avail.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom lashes out with a series of right punches to the face, but David ducks.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom charges with a barrage of shots to the mouth, but David blocks.
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David tries to attack, but Sarah Soccer Mom hangs on until the referee separates them.
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David tries to attack, but Sarah Soccer Mom hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom attacks with a pair of shots to the stomach, but David quickly backs away.
-Sarah Soccer Mom tries a barrage of shots to the solar plexus, but David deftly avoits it.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom lashes out with a barrage of left shots to the head, but fails to score.
-Sarah Soccer Mom probes with a flurry of right blows to the head, but David deftly avoits it.
-Sarah Soccer Mom paws a flurry of blows to the ribs, but David blocks.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom tries to land a flurry of shots to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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+Sarah Soccer Mom lands a volley of strong blows to the head. David sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Sarah Soccer Mom fires a series of wild punches to the jaw.
+David rocks Sarah Soccer Mom with a flurry of wild punches to the nose!
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-Sarah Soccer Mom probes with a volley of shots to the chin, but fails to score.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom attacks with a uppercut to the chin, but loses his balance.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" landed 15 of 83 punches, and David Funk landed 6 of 8 punches.

Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" won the round 10-9

Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" is winning the fight 20-18


Sarah Soccer Mom remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

David doesn't want to stop fighting!


ROUND 3

Sarah Soccer Mom is backpedaling. (using the ring)
David covers up.

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+David tattoos Sarah Soccer Mom with a flurry of loud shots to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" landed 2 of 8 punches, and David Funk landed 6 of 8 punches.

David Funk won the round 10-9

Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" is winning the fight 29-28


Sarah Soccer Mom doesn't even want to rest!

David doesn't want to stop fighting!


ROUND 4

Sarah Soccer Mom clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
David covers up.

+Sarah Soccer Mom fires a uppercut to the nose. David sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Sarah Soccer Mom lashes out with a series of blows to the nose, but falls short.
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+David staggers Sarah Soccer Mom with a barrage of off balance shots to the eye. Sarah Soccer Mom covers up.
-Sarah Soccer Mom launches a left to the chin, but David quickly backs away.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom attempts a volley of blows to the temple, but loses his balance.
-Sarah Soccer Mom throws a volley of left blows to the ribs, but goes wide.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom tries to land a barrage of left shots to the mouth, but David backs out of it.
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David tries to attack, but Sarah Soccer Mom hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Sarah Soccer Mom fires a flurry of right blows to the solar plexus, but David blocks.
David tries to attack, but Sarah Soccer Mom hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Sarah Soccer Mom tries a pair of blows to the nose, but David quickly backs away.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom paws a volley of left shots to the face, but David takes it in the forearms.
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+Sarah Soccer Mom annoys David with a series of wild blows to the chin.
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David tries to attack, but Sarah Soccer Mom hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom fires a flurry of left shots to the jaw, but David narrowly avoids it
-Sarah Soccer Mom probes with a series of left blows to the face, but loses his balance.
-Sarah Soccer Mom charges with a volley of punches to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Sarah Soccer Mom attacks with a pair of furious blows to the jaw.
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David tries to attack, but Sarah Soccer Mom hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom throws a volley of left shots to the temple, but David takes it in the forearms.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom fires a series of left shots to the head, but David backs out of it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" landed 17 of 91 punches, and David Funk landed 6 of 8 punches.

Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" won the round 10-9

Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" is winning the fight 39-37


Sarah Soccer Mom remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

David doesn't want to stop fighting!


ROUND 5

Sarah Soccer Mom is backpedaling. (using the ring)
David covers up.

-Sarah Soccer Mom tries to land a flurry of blows to the temple, but David ducks.
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+David catches Sarah Soccer Mom with a furious jab to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" landed 2 of 8 punches, and David Funk landed 6 of 7 punches.

David Funk won the round 10-9

Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" is winning the fight 48-47


Sarah Soccer Mom remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

David doesn't want to stop fighting!


ROUND 6

Sarah Soccer Mom throws everything he's got! (all-out)
David covers up.

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-Sarah Soccer Mom paws a series of crosses to the mouth, but David narrowly avoids it
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-Sarah Soccer Mom attempts a jab to the face, but fails to score.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom probes with a series of right punches to the head, but David deftly avoits it.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom probes with a series of shots to the head, but David takes it in the forearms.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom throws a pair of right blows to the mouth, but David blocks.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom attempts a series of hooks to the nose, but David takes it in the forearms.
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+David tattoos Sarah Soccer Mom with a flurry of light hooks to the ribs. Sarah Soccer Mom doesn't notice.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" landed 5 of 30 punches, and David Funk landed 8 of 8 punches.

Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" won the round 10-9

Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" is winning the fight 58-56


Sarah Soccer Mom grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

David doesn't want to stop fighting!


ROUND 7

Sarah Soccer Mom is backpedaling. (using the ring)
David covers up.

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-Sarah Soccer Mom charges with a series of punches to the temple, but David stays away from it.
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+David pummels Sarah Soccer Mom with a series of mean shots to the head! Sarah Soccer Mom retreats to the far corner.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" landed 2 of 8 punches, and David Funk landed 6 of 8 punches.

David Funk won the round 10-9

Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" is winning the fight 67-66


Sarah Soccer Mom remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

David doesn't want to stop fighting!


ROUND 8

Sarah Soccer Mom throws everything he's got! (all-out)
David covers up.

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-Sarah Soccer Mom attacks with a hook to the mouth, but David quickly backs away.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom throws a pair of hooks to the face, but only hits air.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom paws a pair of hooks to the head, but to no avail.
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+David tattoos Sarah Soccer Mom with a flurry of punches to the head. Sarah Soccer Mom quickly recovers.
-Sarah Soccer Mom throws a series of left roundhouses to the nose, but David steps aside.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom probes with a right left to the nose, but he's too slow.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" landed 5 of 33 punches, and David Funk landed 7 of 7 punches.

Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" won the round 10-9

Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" is winning the fight 77-75


Sarah Soccer Mom grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

David doesn't even want to rest!


ROUND 9

Sarah Soccer Mom is backpedaling. (using the ring)
David covers up.

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-Sarah Soccer Mom attempts a flurry of punches to the face, but David ties him up.
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+David hits Sarah Soccer Mom with a pair of punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" landed 2 of 9 punches, and David Funk landed 5 of 8 punches.

David Funk won the round 10-9

Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" is winning the fight 86-85


Sarah Soccer Mom grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

David doesn't even want to rest!


ROUND 10

Sarah Soccer Mom throws everything he's got! (all-out)
David covers up.

-Sarah Soccer Mom fires a series of shots to the head, but misses completely.
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+David wallops Sarah Soccer Mom with a volley of light punches to the jaw.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom attacks with a left left to the face, but David leaps aside.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom charges with a barrage of right punches to the temple, but David stays away from it.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom lunges with a pair of left uppercuts to the head, but falls short.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom lashes out with a volley of left uppercuts to the nose, but David backs out of it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" landed 5 of 33 punches, and David Funk landed 7 of 7 punches.

Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" won the round 10-9

Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" is winning the fight 96-94


Sarah Soccer Mom grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

David doesn't even want to rest!


ROUND 11

Sarah Soccer Mom is backpedaling. (using the ring)
David covers up.

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-Sarah Soccer Mom attempts a series of punches to the head, but David quickly backs away.
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The fighters study each other.
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The fighters start chatting with members of the press.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" landed 1 of 9 punches, and David Funk landed 5 of 7 punches.

David Funk won the round 10-9

Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" is winning the fight 105-104


Sarah Soccer Mom grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

David doesn't even want to rest!


ROUND 12

Sarah Soccer Mom throws everything he's got! (all-out)
David covers up.

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-Sarah Soccer Mom attacks with a barrage of blows to the jaw, but David takes it in the forearms.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom lashes out with a series of left crosses to the temple, but misses.
+David takes charge with a flurry of powerful shots to the ribs. Sarah Soccer Mom grimaces in pain.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom attempts a right left to the eye, but loses his balance.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom probes with a right uppercut to the chin, but fails to score.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom probes with a volley of blows to the face, but to no avail.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" landed 5 of 31 punches, and David Funk landed 8 of 8 punches.

Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" won the round 10-9

Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" is winning the fight 115-113


Sarah Soccer Mom grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

David doesn't even want to rest!



The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" 10-9
Round 2: Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" 10-9
Round 3: David Funk 10-9
Round 4: Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" 10-9
Round 5: David Funk 10-9
Round 6: Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" 10-9
Round 7: David Funk 10-9
Round 8: Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" 10-9
Round 9: David Funk 10-9
Round 10: Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" 10-9
Round 11: David Funk 10-9
Round 12: Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" 10-9

Total Score: Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" 115-113


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" 10-9
Round 2: Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" 10-9
Round 3: David Funk 10-9
Round 4: Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" 10-9
Round 5: David Funk 10-9
Round 6: Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" 10-9
Round 7: David Funk 10-9
Round 8: Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" 10-9
Round 9: David Funk 10-9
Round 10: Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" 10-9
Round 11: David Funk 10-9
Round 12: Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" 10-9

Total Score: Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" 115-113


Larry Holmes scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" 10-9
Round 2: Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" 10-9
Round 3: David Funk 10-9
Round 4: Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" 10-9
Round 5: David Funk 10-9
Round 6: Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" 10-9
Round 7: David Funk 10-9
Round 8: Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" 10-9
Round 9: David Funk 10-9
Round 10: Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" 10-9
Round 11: David Funk 10-9
Round 12: Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" 10-9

Total Score: Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" 115-113

Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" wins by decision!