Public Fight Report
(Bantamweight) For Me To Poop On defeated Right Hook Ralph by majority decision: 115-113, 114-114, 116-114.Match Tuesday, May 16, 2017In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 118 pounds (54 kilograms) is For Me To Poop On!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 2 inches (157 centimeters) tall weighing in at 116 pounds (53 kilograms) is Right Hook Ralph!!
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1
For Me To Poop On is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Ralph clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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For Me To Poop On tries to attack, but Ralph hangs on until the referee separates them.
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For Me To Poop On tries to attack, but Ralph hangs on until the referee separates them.
For Me To Poop On tries to attack, but Ralph hangs on until the referee separates them.
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For Me To Poop On tries to attack, but Ralph hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Ralph fires a flurry of blows to the solar plexus, but For Me To Poop On steps aside and laughs.
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-For Me To Poop On probes with a barrage of punches to the mouth, but Ralph ties him up.
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+For Me To Poop On solidly lands a cross to the temple. Ralph sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-For Me To Poop On throws a pair of punches to the jaw, but comes up empty.
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+Ralph connects with a barrage of strong shots to the solar plexus. For Me To Poop On covers up.
-For Me To Poop On throws a volley of punches to the chest, but misses completely.
+For Me To Poop On hits with a volley of punches to the eye.
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-Ralph tries a pair of right shots to the solar plexus, but For Me To Poop On deftly avoits it.
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-Ralph probes with a barrage of punches to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
For Me To Poop On landed 15 of 32 punches, and Right Hook Ralph landed 8 of 27 punches.
For Me To Poop On won the round 10-9
For Me To Poop On is winning the fight 10-9
For Me To Poop On doesn't want to stop fighting!
Ralph doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
For Me To Poop On is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Ralph clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+For Me To Poop On scores with a flurry of mean punches to the nose.
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-Ralph lashes out with a barrage of blows to the ribs, but For Me To Poop On steps aside and laughs.
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For Me To Poop On tries to attack, but Ralph hangs on until the referee separates them.
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For Me To Poop On tries to attack, but Ralph hangs on until the referee separates them.
For Me To Poop On tries to attack, but Ralph hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-For Me To Poop On throws a flurry of punches to the temple, but Ralph quickly backs away.
+For Me To Poop On fires a barrage of hard punches to the nose. Ralph retreats to the far corner.
For Me To Poop On tries to attack, but Ralph hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-For Me To Poop On paws a right right to the head, but Ralph leaps aside.
+For Me To Poop On thumps Ralph with a flurry of strong punches to the stomach.
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+For Me To Poop On throws Ralph with a bite to the ear! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
+Ralph tosses a flurry of punches to the chest. For Me To Poop On shakes his head to clear it.
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For Me To Poop On tries to attack, but Ralph hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Ralph attempts a pair of left blows to the solar plexus, but For Me To Poop On steps aside.
-Ralph paws a series of right punches to the stomach, but For Me To Poop On ducks just in time.
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For Me To Poop On tries to attack, but Ralph hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
For Me To Poop On landed 16 of 30 punches, and Right Hook Ralph landed 6 of 25 punches.
For Me To Poop On won the round 10-9
For Me To Poop On is winning the fight 20-18
For Me To Poop On doesn't want to stop fighting!
Ralph doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
For Me To Poop On is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Ralph clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
+For Me To Poop On lands a volley of shots to the chin.
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+Ralph jars For Me To Poop On with a series of punches to the solar plexus!
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-Ralph paws a series of punches to the jaw, but For Me To Poop On deftly avoits it.
-For Me To Poop On probes with a volley of left punches to the chin, but Ralph hides behind his gloves.
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-Ralph lashes out with a series of blows to the jaw, but misses.
-Ralph tries to land a barrage of left blows to the stomach, but comes up empty.
-Ralph paws a volley of left punches to the eye, but loses his balance.
+Ralph hits with a pair of shots to the chin.
+Ralph tosses a cross to the chin.
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-For Me To Poop On throws a flurry of left punches to the eye, but goes wide.
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For Me To Poop On tries to attack, but Ralph hangs on until the referee separates them.
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For Me To Poop On tries to attack, but Ralph hangs on until the referee separates them.
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For Me To Poop On tries to attack, but Ralph hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-For Me To Poop On paws a pair of blows to the head, but Ralph narrowly avoids it
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For Me To Poop On tries to attack, but Ralph hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+For Me To Poop On attacks with a series of strong blows to the chin.
+For Me To Poop On throws a series of punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
For Me To Poop On landed 15 of 30 punches, and Right Hook Ralph landed 15 of 40 punches.
Right Hook Ralph won the round 10-9
For Me To Poop On is winning the fight 29-28
For Me To Poop On doesn't even want to rest!
Ralph doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 4
For Me To Poop On is using the ring. (using the ring)
Ralph clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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For Me To Poop On tries to attack, but Ralph hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Ralph wakes up the fans with a volley of heavy punches to the chest.
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-For Me To Poop On probes with a flurry of punches to the chest, but loses his balance.
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+Ralph thumps For Me To Poop On with a barrage of blows to the temple. For Me To Poop On ignores it.
-Ralph tries a volley of punches to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Ralph tags For Me To Poop On with a flurry of blows to the jaw. For Me To Poop On hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Ralph fires a series of punches to the nose.
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For Me To Poop On tries to attack, but Ralph hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+For Me To Poop On annoys Ralph with a glancing straight right to the stomach!!
-Ralph tries a pair of punches to the jaw, but For Me To Poop On steps aside.
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-Ralph attempts a roundhouse to the solar plexus, but For Me To Poop On backs out of it.
-For Me To Poop On paws a pair of left punches to the mouth, but misses completely.
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For Me To Poop On tries to attack, but Ralph hangs on until the referee separates them.
For Me To Poop On tries to attack, but Ralph hangs on until the referee separates them.
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For Me To Poop On tries to attack, but Ralph hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-For Me To Poop On probes with a right jab to the head, but misses.
-Ralph paws a flurry of right shots to the stomach, but For Me To Poop On quickly backs away.
+For Me To Poop On strikes with a nasty jab to the chin.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
For Me To Poop On landed 19 of 39 punches, and Right Hook Ralph landed 16 of 40 punches.
This round was a 10-10 tie.
For Me To Poop On is winning the fight 39-38
For Me To Poop On doesn't even want to rest!
Ralph doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 5
For Me To Poop On is using the ring. (using the ring)
Ralph clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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For Me To Poop On tries to attack, but Ralph hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+For Me To Poop On grazes Ralph with a flurry of punches to the nose.
+For Me To Poop On annoys Ralph with a barrage of mean punches to the face. Ralph asks for time to wipe off the blood.
-Ralph attempts a barrage of left blows to the head, but For Me To Poop On leaps aside.
+Ralph rocks For Me To Poop On with a barrage of punches to the head.
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For Me To Poop On tries to attack, but Ralph hangs on until the referee separates them.
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For Me To Poop On tries to attack, but Ralph hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Ralph hits with a series of wild shots to the head. For Me To Poop On doesn't seem bothered.
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-Ralph fires a pair of shots to the eye, but misses.
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-For Me To Poop On attacks with a barrage of left punches to the jaw, but he's too slow.
-Ralph attacks with a series of blows to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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-Ralph lashes out with a jab to the chest, but For Me To Poop On backs out of it.
-For Me To Poop On lashes out with a volley of right shots to the jaw, but Ralph beats a hasty retreat.
+For Me To Poop On rocks Ralph with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
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For Me To Poop On tries to attack, but Ralph hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Ralph attacks with a roundhouse to the head.
-For Me To Poop On tries a barrage of left shots to the chest, but misses.
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For Me To Poop On tries to attack, but Ralph hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
For Me To Poop On landed 18 of 44 punches, and Right Hook Ralph landed 25 of 55 punches.
Right Hook Ralph won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
For Me To Poop On doesn't even want to rest!
Ralph doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 6
For Me To Poop On is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Ralph clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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-Ralph charges with a volley of right shots to the solar plexus, but For Me To Poop On ties him up.
For Me To Poop On tries to attack, but Ralph hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Ralph fires a hook to the solar plexus, but For Me To Poop On backs out of it.
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+For Me To Poop On hits with a volley of glancing punches to the eye.
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-For Me To Poop On attempts a volley of right shots to the jaw, but misses completely.
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For Me To Poop On tries to attack, but Ralph hangs on until the referee separates them.
-For Me To Poop On lunges with a barrage of punches to the face, but Ralph ducks.
+For Me To Poop On lands a pair of punches to the head.
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-Ralph tries to land a series of shots to the stomach, but For Me To Poop On ducks.
-For Me To Poop On throws a series of punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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For Me To Poop On tries to attack, but Ralph hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Ralph suprises For Me To Poop On with a mean right to the solar plexus.
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+For Me To Poop On annoys Ralph with a pair of nasty punches to the solar plexus. Ralph hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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For Me To Poop On tries to attack, but Ralph hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Ralph lashes out with a series of right shots to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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-For Me To Poop On attacks with a pair of punches to the eye, but Ralph covers himself well.
-For Me To Poop On probes with a volley of right punches to the temple, but comes up empty.
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-For Me To Poop On lashes out with a volley of punches to the head, but loses his balance.
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+For Me To Poop On tosses a pair of punches to the head. Ralph is hurt!
For Me To Poop On tries to attack, but Ralph hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
For Me To Poop On landed 25 of 55 punches, and Right Hook Ralph landed 10 of 32 punches.
For Me To Poop On won the round 10-9
For Me To Poop On is winning the fight 58-57
For Me To Poop On doesn't even want to rest!
Ralph doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 7
For Me To Poop On is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Ralph clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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-Ralph paws a pair of shots to the ribs, but For Me To Poop On quickly backs away.
For Me To Poop On tries to attack, but Ralph hangs on until the referee separates them.
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For Me To Poop On tries to attack, but Ralph hangs on until the referee separates them.
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For Me To Poop On tries to attack, but Ralph hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+For Me To Poop On smacks Ralph with a flurry of stinging punches to the mouth.
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+Ralph connects with a volley of punches to the chest.
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For Me To Poop On tries to attack, but Ralph hangs on until the referee separates them.
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For Me To Poop On tries to attack, but Ralph hangs on until the referee separates them.
+For Me To Poop On annoys Ralph with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
For Me To Poop On tries to attack, but Ralph hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+For Me To Poop On tattoos Ralph with a pair of solid punches to the face.
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-For Me To Poop On throws a volley of punches to the mouth, but only hits air.
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-For Me To Poop On probes with a volley of right punches to the jaw, but is ineffective.
-For Me To Poop On attacks with a left hook to the mouth, but Ralph hides behind his gloves.
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-Ralph fires a series of shots to the ribs, but For Me To Poop On escapes.
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-Ralph tries to land a barrage of punches to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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-Ralph probes with a pair of left punches to the chest, but For Me To Poop On deftly avoits it.
+For Me To Poop On attacks with a barrage of glancing punches to the face!
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+Ralph slams For Me To Poop On with a flurry of commanding punches to the chest.
-Ralph fires a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but For Me To Poop On backs out of it.
+For Me To Poop On catches Ralph with a volley of punches to the nose.
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-For Me To Poop On fires a flurry of punches to the ribs, but misses.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
For Me To Poop On landed 28 of 54 punches, and Right Hook Ralph landed 11 of 42 punches.
For Me To Poop On won the round 10-9
For Me To Poop On is winning the fight 68-66
For Me To Poop On remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Ralph doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 8
For Me To Poop On is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Ralph clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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For Me To Poop On tries to attack, but Ralph hangs on until the referee separates them.
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For Me To Poop On tries to attack, but Ralph hangs on until the referee separates them.
+For Me To Poop On hammers Ralph with a pair of hard punches to the stomach.
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-Ralph launches a barrage of shots to the head, but For Me To Poop On quickly backs away.
For Me To Poop On tries to attack, but Ralph hangs on until the referee separates them.
-For Me To Poop On attempts a series of left blows to the ribs, but Ralph narrowly avoids it
+Ralph pops For Me To Poop On with a pair of vicious shots to the mouth. For Me To Poop On shakes his head to clear it.
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-For Me To Poop On tries a flurry of punches to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Ralph fires a barrage of right blows to the eye, but goes wide.
For Me To Poop On tries to attack, but Ralph hangs on until the referee separates them.
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For Me To Poop On tries to attack, but Ralph hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Ralph whacks For Me To Poop On with a flurry of painful blows to the stomach.
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-For Me To Poop On attempts a series of right punches to the eye, but flails uselessly.
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For Me To Poop On tries to attack, but Ralph hangs on until the referee separates them.
+For Me To Poop On fires a pair of shots to the chest.
-Ralph lashes out with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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+For Me To Poop On rocks Ralph with a pair of punches to the eye.
+For Me To Poop On wallops Ralph with a nasty jab to the jaw. Ralph doesn't seem bothered.
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For Me To Poop On tries to attack, but Ralph hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Ralph throws a barrage of left punches to the mouth, but For Me To Poop On quickly backs away.
+Ralph annoys For Me To Poop On with a barrage of painful shots to the head!
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-Ralph launches a volley of blows to the ribs, but For Me To Poop On backs out of it.
BELL
According to the commentator:
For Me To Poop On landed 21 of 50 punches, and Right Hook Ralph landed 17 of 50 punches.
This round was a 10-10 tie.
For Me To Poop On is winning the fight 78-76
For Me To Poop On remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Ralph remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 9
For Me To Poop On is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Ralph clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+For Me To Poop On strikes with a pair of nice blows to the jaw.
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For Me To Poop On tries to attack, but Ralph hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+For Me To Poop On rocks Ralph with a pair of wild punches to the eye. Ralph grimaces in pain.
+For Me To Poop On smacks Ralph with a pair of punches to the eye.
-Ralph paws a barrage of right punches to the jaw, but For Me To Poop On backs out of it.
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-Ralph throws a volley of punches to the jaw, but loses his balance.
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-Ralph throws a series of punches to the chin, but For Me To Poop On covers himself well.
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+For Me To Poop On pokes Ralph with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
-Ralph charges with a series of right shots to the solar plexus, but For Me To Poop On ties him up.
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-For Me To Poop On tries to land a flurry of punches to the chin, but Ralph escapes.
+Ralph slams For Me To Poop On with a barrage of nasty punches to the chin.
-Ralph probes with a pair of right punches to the jaw, but For Me To Poop On escapes.
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-For Me To Poop On lunges with a pair of right punches to the nose, but Ralph takes it in the forearms.
-Ralph attempts a right uppercut to the eye, but For Me To Poop On escapes.
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-For Me To Poop On fires a volley of left blows to the temple, but Ralph ducks just in time.
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-For Me To Poop On lashes out with a flurry of punches to the jaw, but Ralph stays away from it.
-Ralph charges with a pair of left blows to the chest, but For Me To Poop On stays away from it.
For Me To Poop On tries to attack, but Ralph hangs on until the referee separates them.
For Me To Poop On tries to attack, but Ralph hangs on until the referee separates them.
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For Me To Poop On tries to attack, but Ralph hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Ralph tosses a flurry of blows to the stomach. For Me To Poop On shakes his head to clear it.
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For Me To Poop On tries to attack, but Ralph hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-For Me To Poop On lunges with a barrage of left blows to the chin, but Ralph backs out of it.
+Ralph hits For Me To Poop On with a flurry of furious shots to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
For Me To Poop On landed 28 of 66 punches, and Right Hook Ralph landed 23 of 55 punches.
For Me To Poop On won the round 10-9
For Me To Poop On is winning the fight 88-85
For Me To Poop On remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Ralph remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 10
For Me To Poop On is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Ralph clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
-Ralph attempts a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but For Me To Poop On hides behind his gloves.
-For Me To Poop On tries to land a series of punches to the eye, but Ralph covers himself well.
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-Ralph fires a flurry of shots to the chest, but he's too slow.
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+Ralph tags For Me To Poop On with a series of solid punches to the chest.
-For Me To Poop On probes with a barrage of shots to the solar plexus, but Ralph deftly avoits it.
For Me To Poop On tries to attack, but Ralph hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Ralph tosses a series of blows to the chest. For Me To Poop On backpedals to his own corner.
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-Ralph lunges with a barrage of left blows to the solar plexus, but For Me To Poop On leaps aside.
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-Ralph paws a flurry of blows to the stomach, but misses.
-Ralph throws a barrage of right punches to the chin, but to no avail.
+Ralph hits with a pair of solid shots to the chin.
-For Me To Poop On attacks with a barrage of left punches to the jaw, but Ralph steps aside.
+Ralph grazes For Me To Poop On with a series of furious shots to the face!
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+Ralph solidly lands a powerful uppercut to the ribs. For Me To Poop On covers up.
-Ralph throws a pair of punches to the jaw, but misses completely.
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+For Me To Poop On whacks Ralph with a jab to the temple.
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For Me To Poop On tries to attack, but Ralph hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Ralph fires a barrage of left punches to the head, but misses completely.
For Me To Poop On tries to attack, but Ralph hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Ralph hits with a series of blows to the face.
For Me To Poop On tries to attack, but Ralph hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Ralph tries a pair of shots to the jaw, but For Me To Poop On steps aside.
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-For Me To Poop On charges with a flurry of punches to the head, but fails to score.
+Ralph scores with a pair of solid shots to the chin.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
For Me To Poop On landed 13 of 45 punches, and Right Hook Ralph landed 27 of 72 punches.
Right Hook Ralph won the round 10-9
For Me To Poop On is winning the fight 97-95
For Me To Poop On remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Ralph remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 11
For Me To Poop On is using the ring. (using the ring)
Ralph flails at his opponent and ties him up. (clinching)
For Me To Poop On tries to attack, but Ralph hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Ralph throws a barrage of light punches to the mouth.
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-For Me To Poop On lashes out with a pair of punches to the eye, but Ralph steps aside and laughs.
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+For Me To Poop On fires a barrage of punches to the chin.
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+Ralph jolts For Me To Poop On with a flurry of off balance punches to the nose. For Me To Poop On seems wobbly!
-For Me To Poop On throws a left roundhouse to the solar plexus, but Ralph deftly avoits it.
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+For Me To Poop On stuns Ralph with a series of nice punches to the chin.
For Me To Poop On tries to attack, but Ralph hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Ralph tries to land a right cross to the chin, but For Me To Poop On leaps aside.
+Ralph nails For Me To Poop On with a series of furious punches to the ribs.
-Ralph throws a flurry of shots to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
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-Ralph tries to land a series of right shots to the nose, but For Me To Poop On deftly avoits it.
-Ralph fires a left left to the chest, but is ineffective.
-Ralph tries to land a right hook to the eye, but is ineffective.
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+For Me To Poop On punches Ralph with a flurry of loud punches to the stomach.
+For Me To Poop On jolts Ralph with a quick cross to the mouth.
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+Ralph attacks with a flurry of stinging punches to the head.
-For Me To Poop On probes with a right jab to the temple, but Ralph hides behind his gloves.
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-Ralph tries to land a series of punches to the chest, but For Me To Poop On leaps aside.
-For Me To Poop On tries to land a pair of punches to the nose, but Ralph leaps aside.
+Ralph thumps For Me To Poop On with a bite to the ear! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
+For Me To Poop On tags Ralph with a pair of punches to the nose.
+Ralph tags For Me To Poop On with a flurry of commanding shots to the nose.
For Me To Poop On tries to attack, but Ralph hangs on until the referee separates them.
For Me To Poop On tries to attack, but Ralph hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Ralph fires a series of shots to the ribs.
-For Me To Poop On paws a series of left punches to the head, but Ralph takes it in the forearms.
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-Ralph fires a volley of shots to the mouth, but misses completely.
-Ralph probes with a series of right blows to the face, but For Me To Poop On ducks.
-Ralph probes with a pair of left punches to the head, but flails uselessly.
For Me To Poop On tries to attack, but Ralph hangs on until the referee separates them.
-For Me To Poop On attacks with a flurry of left punches to the jaw, but Ralph quickly backs away.
+Ralph grazes For Me To Poop On with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
+For Me To Poop On throws a wild straight right to the face.
+For Me To Poop On hits with a series of punches to the solar plexus. Ralph sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+ The fighters swap punches to the temple.
BELL
According to the commentator:
For Me To Poop On landed 34 of 75 punches, and Right Hook Ralph landed 33 of 94 punches.
For Me To Poop On won the round 10-9
For Me To Poop On is winning the fight 107-104
For Me To Poop On remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Ralph grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 12
For Me To Poop On is using the ring. (using the ring)
Ralph flails at his opponent and ties him up. (clinching)
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-Ralph tries a pair of shots to the mouth, but to no avail.
-Ralph throws a barrage of left blows to the eye, but is ineffective.
+For Me To Poop On shakes Ralph with a flurry of punches to the jaw. Ralph sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+For Me To Poop On lands a flurry of commanding punches to the face. Ralph ignores it.
+For Me To Poop On solidly lands a pair of punches to the head. Ralph shakes his head to clear it.
+Ralph catches For Me To Poop On with a series of blows to the stomach.
-Ralph probes with a series of blows to the chin, but For Me To Poop On covers himself well.
-Ralph attacks with a volley of shots to the temple, but For Me To Poop On beats a hasty retreat.
For Me To Poop On tries to attack, but Ralph hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Ralph probes with a barrage of punches to the chin, but For Me To Poop On deftly avoits it.
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-For Me To Poop On probes with a series of punches to the chest, but Ralph quickly backs away.
+For Me To Poop On connects with a pair of punches to the jaw. Ralph quickly recovers.
-For Me To Poop On tries to land a series of left punches to the chest, but Ralph quickly backs away.
For Me To Poop On tries to attack, but Ralph hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Ralph whacks For Me To Poop On with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
-Ralph throws a barrage of right shots to the head, but flails uselessly.
+For Me To Poop On hits with a series of punches to the jaw.
For Me To Poop On tries to attack, but Ralph hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Ralph lunges with a right roundhouse to the mouth, but only hits air.
-For Me To Poop On paws a series of punches to the stomach, but Ralph hides behind his gloves.
+For Me To Poop On hits with a series of solid punches to the face.
For Me To Poop On tries to attack, but Ralph hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Ralph attacks with a series of right punches to the ribs, but For Me To Poop On hides behind his gloves.
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-For Me To Poop On tries a left hook to the nose, but Ralph steps aside.
-For Me To Poop On attempts a volley of punches to the chest, but to no avail.
+For Me To Poop On hits with a barrage of stiff shots to the head.
-For Me To Poop On lashes out with a flurry of right punches to the chin, but Ralph hides behind his gloves.
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-Ralph throws a volley of left punches to the head, but For Me To Poop On covers himself well.
-Ralph tries to land a series of blows to the face, but For Me To Poop On ducks.
+Ralph staggers For Me To Poop On with a pair of furious blows to the face.
+Ralph hits with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
-Ralph tries to land a volley of left shots to the chest, but flails uselessly.
-Ralph lunges with a pair of left punches to the ribs, but For Me To Poop On beats a hasty retreat.
+Ralph pounds For Me To Poop On with a volley of punches to the face!!
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+ The fighters trade punches to the face.
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+Ralph throws a flurry of shots to the stomach.
-For Me To Poop On fires a barrage of shots to the nose, but he's too slow.
BELL
According to the commentator:
For Me To Poop On landed 27 of 75 punches, and Right Hook Ralph landed 33 of 87 punches.
For Me To Poop On won the round 10-9
For Me To Poop On is winning the fight 117-113
For Me To Poop On remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Ralph grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: For Me To Poop On 10-9
Round 2: For Me To Poop On 10-9
Round 3: Right Hook Ralph 10-9
Round 4: For Me To Poop On 10-9
Round 5: Right Hook Ralph 10-9
Round 6: For Me To Poop On 10-9
Round 7: For Me To Poop On 10-9
Round 8: Right Hook Ralph 10-9
Round 9: For Me To Poop On 10-9
Round 10: Right Hook Ralph 10-9
Round 11: Right Hook Ralph 10-9
Round 12: For Me To Poop On 10-9
Total Score: For Me To Poop On 115-113
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: For Me To Poop On 10-9
Round 2: For Me To Poop On 10-9
Round 3: Right Hook Ralph 10-9
Round 4: Right Hook Ralph 10-9
Round 5: Right Hook Ralph 10-9
Round 6: For Me To Poop On 10-9
Round 7: For Me To Poop On 10-9
Round 8: Right Hook Ralph 10-9
Round 9: For Me To Poop On 10-9
Round 10: Right Hook Ralph 10-9
Round 11: Right Hook Ralph 10-9
Round 12: For Me To Poop On 10-9
Total Score: A Draw.
Oscar De La Hoya scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: For Me To Poop On 10-9
Round 2: For Me To Poop On 10-9
Round 3: Right Hook Ralph 10-9
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Round 5: Right Hook Ralph 10-9
Round 6: For Me To Poop On 10-9
Round 7: For Me To Poop On 10-9
Round 8: For Me To Poop On 10-9
Round 9: For Me To Poop On 10-9
Round 10: Right Hook Ralph 10-9
Round 11: A 10-10 tie.
Round 12: Right Hook Ralph 10-9
Total Score: For Me To Poop On 116-114
For Me To Poop On wins by decision!
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