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(Super-Middleweight) Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon" defeated The Judge by unanimous decision: 120-108, 120-108, 120-108.

Match Friday, May 12, 2017

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 4 inches (163 centimeters) tall weighing in at 168 pounds (76 kilograms) is Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon"!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 165 pounds (75 kilograms) is The Judge!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Simple Simon clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Judge covers up.

-Simple Simon attempts a flurry of right blows to the mouth, but Judge deftly avoits it.
-Simple Simon probes with a flurry of left shots to the temple, but Judge steps aside and laughs.
+Simple Simon hammers Judge with a volley of mean shots to the mouth.
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Judge tries to attack, but Simple Simon hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Simple Simon attempts a volley of shots to the chin, but Judge ducks.
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+Simple Simon thumps Judge with a volley of punches to the temple. Judge grimaces in pain.
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+Judge throws a volley of nice punches to the head. Simple Simon quickly recovers.
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Judge tries to attack, but Simple Simon hangs on until the referee separates them.
Judge tries to attack, but Simple Simon hangs on until the referee separates them.
Judge tries to attack, but Simple Simon hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Simple Simon throws a flurry of punches to the ribs, but misses.
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-Simple Simon lunges with a barrage of right punches to the face, but Judge covers himself well.
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-Simple Simon attempts a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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-Simple Simon tries a pair of right blows to the eye, but he's too slow.
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-Simple Simon tries a volley of left shots to the nose, but only hits air.
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-Simple Simon throws a pair of left punches to the stomach, but Judge beats a hasty retreat.
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-Simple Simon attempts a pair of left shots to the ribs, but only hits air.
+Simple Simon fires a pair of off balance blows to the head.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon" landed 20 of 84 punches, and The Judge landed 8 of 8 punches.

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon" won the round 10-9

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon" is winning the fight 10-9


Simple Simon doesn't want to stop fighting!

Judge doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Simple Simon clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Judge covers up.

+Simple Simon hits Judge with a flurry of solid shots to the nose. Judge gets mad!
-Simple Simon attempts a series of blows to the solar plexus, but Judge hides behind his gloves.
-Simple Simon throws a cross to the chin, but loses his balance.
Judge tries to attack, but Simple Simon hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Simple Simon attempts a flurry of right shots to the jaw, but Judge blocks.
-Simple Simon throws a volley of punches to the ribs, but misses.
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+Simple Simon throws a series of punches to the nose. Judge hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Simple Simon paws a series of right shots to the head, but Judge leaps aside.
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-Simple Simon lashes out with a pair of left shots to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
-Simple Simon attempts a left roundhouse to the face, but falls short.
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Judge tries to attack, but Simple Simon hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Simple Simon paws a volley of right blows to the temple, but Judge steps aside.
-Simple Simon tries to land a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but Judge takes it in the forearms.
-Simple Simon tries a right to the temple, but comes up empty.
-Simple Simon attacks with a volley of punches to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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-Simple Simon probes with a pair of left blows to the solar plexus, but Judge steps aside and laughs.
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+Judge connects with a barrage of vicious punches to the jaw!
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Judge tries to attack, but Simple Simon hangs on until the referee separates them.
Judge tries to attack, but Simple Simon hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Simple Simon backs up Judge with a pair of quick punches to the solar plexus. Judge asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Simple Simon catches Judge with a volley of furious blows to the ribs.
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-Simple Simon tries a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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-Simple Simon lashes out with a left roundhouse to the jaw, but goes wide.
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+Simple Simon tosses a barrage of punches to the ribs.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon" landed 21 of 74 punches, and The Judge landed 8 of 8 punches.

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon" won the round 10-9

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon" is winning the fight 20-18


Simple Simon doesn't even want to rest!

Judge doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Simple Simon is brawling. (inside)
Judge covers up.

-Simple Simon tries a left cross to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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-Simple Simon throws a series of punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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+Judge connects with a vicious left to the solar plexus.
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-Simple Simon charges with a uppercut to the stomach, but Judge beats a hasty retreat.
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+Simple Simon stuns Judge with a hook to the solar plexus.
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-Simple Simon probes with a barrage of left shots to the chest, but Judge leaps aside.
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-Simple Simon fires a series of blows to the stomach, but misses.
-Simple Simon charges with a barrage of right blows to the ribs, but misses completely.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon" landed 10 of 41 punches, and The Judge landed 8 of 8 punches.

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon" won the round 10-9

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon" is winning the fight 30-27


Simple Simon remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Judge doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Simple Simon is brawling. (inside)
Judge covers up.

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-Simple Simon probes with a pair of right blows to the solar plexus, but Judge narrowly avoids it
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-Simple Simon throws a volley of shots to the chest, but goes wide.
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-Simple Simon attempts a pair of punches to the stomach, but fails to score.
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+Simple Simon lands a series of punches to the solar plexus. Judge sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Simple Simon throws a hook to the chest, but loses his balance.
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-Simple Simon lunges with a flurry of blows to the chest, but Judge leaps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon" landed 7 of 39 punches, and The Judge landed 7 of 8 punches.

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon" won the round 10-9

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon" is winning the fight 40-36


Simple Simon remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Judge doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Simple Simon is brawling. (inside)
Judge covers up.

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-Simple Simon lunges with a series of punches to the ribs, but misses.
-Simple Simon charges with a left uppercut to the chest, but only hits air.
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-Simple Simon throws a volley of shots to the solar plexus, but Judge takes it in the forearms.
-Simple Simon lashes out with a series of left blows to the ribs, but Judge deftly avoits it.
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+Simple Simon hits with a furious right to the stomach.
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-Simple Simon tries to land a pair of left shots to the stomach, but Judge ties him up.
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-Simple Simon charges with a pair of blows to the stomach, but Judge narrowly avoids it
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+Judge jolts Simple Simon with a barrage of nasty shots to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon" landed 8 of 42 punches, and The Judge landed 8 of 8 punches.

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon" won the round 10-9

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon" is winning the fight 50-45


Simple Simon remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Judge remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Simple Simon fights inside. (inside)
Judge covers up.

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+Simple Simon tags Judge with a painful right to the chest. Judge sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Simple Simon attacks with a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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+Judge connects with a series of shots to the chest.
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+Simple Simon drills Judge with a barrage of blows to the ribs!
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-Simple Simon paws a series of left blows to the ribs, but Judge quickly backs away.
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-Simple Simon lashes out with a pair of shots to the solar plexus, but Judge leaps aside.
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-Simple Simon paws a volley of right punches to the ribs, but Judge takes it in the forearms.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon" landed 8 of 39 punches, and The Judge landed 8 of 8 punches.

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon" won the round 10-9

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon" is winning the fight 60-54


Simple Simon grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Judge remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

Simple Simon fights inside. (inside)
Judge covers up.

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-Simple Simon probes with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but misses.
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+Judge punches Simple Simon with a stiff straight right to the chest.
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-Simple Simon probes with a flurry of right shots to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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-Simple Simon tries to land a uppercut to the ribs, but to no avail.
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+Simple Simon fires a barrage of punches to the chest!!
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-Simple Simon lunges with a volley of right shots to the ribs, but Judge steps aside.
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-Simple Simon launches a flurry of blows to the solar plexus, but Judge takes it in the forearms.
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-Simple Simon attempts a right left to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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-Simple Simon paws a left cross to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon" landed 8 of 38 punches, and The Judge landed 8 of 8 punches.

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon" won the round 10-9

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon" is winning the fight 70-63


Simple Simon grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Judge grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 8

Simple Simon fights inside. (inside)
Judge covers up.

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-Simple Simon throws a volley of punches to the chest, but goes wide.
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-Simple Simon tries a volley of left punches to the ribs, but to no avail.
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+Simple Simon jolts Judge with a pair of stiff shots to the solar plexus.
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-Simple Simon throws a volley of shots to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Simple Simon lashes out with a volley of blows to the stomach, but Judge blocks.
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-Simple Simon paws a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Judge backs out of it.
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+Judge nails Simple Simon with a volley of commanding punches to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon" landed 8 of 41 punches, and The Judge landed 9 of 9 punches.

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon" won the round 10-9

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon" is winning the fight 80-72


Simple Simon grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Judge grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 9

Simple Simon fights inside. (inside)
Judge covers up.

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-Simple Simon probes with a series of shots to the chest, but Judge ties him up.
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-Simple Simon probes with a volley of left shots to the stomach, but Judge takes it in the forearms.
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-Simple Simon paws a barrage of blows to the ribs, but to no avail.
-Simple Simon lunges with a series of right punches to the chest, but Judge deftly avoits it.
-Simple Simon attempts a pair of punches to the ribs, but Judge ducks.
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+Simple Simon wakes up the fans with a flurry of stiff punches to the chest.
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+Judge wallops Simple Simon with a hook to the eye.
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-Simple Simon throws a series of right punches to the stomach, but Judge steps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon" landed 8 of 44 punches, and The Judge landed 8 of 8 punches.

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon" won the round 10-9

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon" is winning the fight 90-81


Simple Simon grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Judge grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 10

Simple Simon fights inside. (inside)
Judge covers up.

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+Simple Simon attacks with a pair of vicious shots to the stomach.
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-Simple Simon attempts a flurry of blows to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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-Simple Simon tries to land a left to the chest, but Judge ducks just in time.
+Judge hits Simple Simon with a series of quick blows to the chest.
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-Simple Simon charges with a series of shots to the stomach, but misses.
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-Simple Simon throws a flurry of punches to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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-Simple Simon throws a left uppercut to the chest, but is ineffective.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon" landed 7 of 40 punches, and The Judge landed 8 of 9 punches.

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon" won the round 10-9

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon" is winning the fight 100-90


Simple Simon grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Judge grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 11

Simple Simon fights inside. (inside)
Judge covers up.

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-Simple Simon launches a series of punches to the solar plexus, but falls short.
-Simple Simon tries a series of left blows to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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+Simple Simon scores with a pair of shots to the chest!!
-Simple Simon launches a barrage of right blows to the ribs, but fails to score.
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+Simple Simon hits Judge with a pair of stiff shots to the ribs!!
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-Simple Simon launches a barrage of left blows to the ribs, but misses.
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+Judge nails Simple Simon with a barrage of solid blows to the jaw.
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-Simple Simon probes with a volley of left shots to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon" landed 8 of 40 punches, and The Judge landed 8 of 8 punches.

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon" won the round 10-9

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon" is winning the fight 110-99


Simple Simon grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Judge is obviously tired.



ROUND 12

Simple Simon fights inside. (inside)
Judge covers up.

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-Simple Simon lashes out with a flurry of punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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-Simple Simon lashes out with a pair of blows to the ribs, but Judge quickly backs away.
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-Simple Simon charges with a left uppercut to the stomach, but fails to score.
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-Simple Simon lashes out with a flurry of right blows to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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-Simple Simon lashes out with a sweeping right to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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+Judge pokes Simple Simon with a barrage of nasty blows to the temple.
+Simple Simon jolts Judge with a barrage of wild shots to the chest. Judge doesn't seem bothered.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon" landed 8 of 41 punches, and The Judge landed 8 of 8 punches.

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon" won the round 10-9

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon" is winning the fight 120-108


Simple Simon grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Judge is obviously tired.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon" 10-9
Round 2: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon" 10-9
Round 3: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon" 10-9
Round 4: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon" 10-9
Round 5: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon" 10-9
Round 6: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon" 10-9
Round 7: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon" 10-9
Round 8: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon" 10-9
Round 9: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon" 10-9
Round 10: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon" 10-9
Round 11: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon" 10-9
Round 12: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon" 10-9

Total Score: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon" 120-108


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon" 10-9
Round 2: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon" 10-9
Round 3: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon" 10-9
Round 4: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon" 10-9
Round 5: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon" 10-9
Round 6: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon" 10-9
Round 7: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon" 10-9
Round 8: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon" 10-9
Round 9: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon" 10-9
Round 10: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon" 10-9
Round 11: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon" 10-9
Round 12: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon" 10-9

Total Score: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon" 120-108


Oscar De La Hoya scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon" 10-9
Round 2: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon" 10-9
Round 3: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon" 10-9
Round 4: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon" 10-9
Round 5: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon" 10-9
Round 6: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon" 10-9
Round 7: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon" 10-9
Round 8: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon" 10-9
Round 9: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon" 10-9
Round 10: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon" 10-9
Round 11: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon" 10-9
Round 12: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon" 10-9

Total Score: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon" 120-108

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon" wins by decision!