Public Fight Report
(Featherweight) Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy and Triumph the Insult Comic Dog fought to a majority decision draw: 114-114, 113-115, 114-114.Match Wednesday, May 10, 2017In this corner, standing 5 feet and 3 inches (160 centimeters) tall weighing in at 124 pounds (56 kilograms) is Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 126 pounds (57 kilograms) is Triumph the Insult Comic Dog!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Baby Food moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Triumph is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Baby Food clocks Triumph with a flurry of nice blows to the temple.
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+Triumph lands a series of hard punches to the chest.
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-Baby Food probes with a pair of punches to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Triumph tries a left right to the eye, but goes wide.
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-Baby Food lashes out with a series of punches to the chin, but comes up empty.
+Baby Food drills Triumph with a glancing jab to the eye. Triumph ignores it.
-Baby Food lashes out with a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
-Baby Food attempts a volley of right punches to the jaw, but to no avail.
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+Baby Food smashes Triumph with a flurry of hard punches to the temple.
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-Triumph attempts a series of right punches to the temple, but Baby Food deftly avoits it.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the chin.
+Baby Food hits with a flurry of punches to the jaw. Triumph hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Triumph charges with a series of punches to the chest, but Baby Food escapes.
+Baby Food takes charge with a series of nice punches to the mouth.
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-Baby Food lashes out with a left jab to the head, but loses his balance.
+Baby Food whacks Triumph with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
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+Triumph drills Baby Food with a flurry of heavy punches to the eye.
+Baby Food jolts Triumph with a flurry of punches to the eye.
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+Baby Food connects with a pair of vicious blows to the mouth.
+Baby Food punches Triumph with a barrage of loud punches to the mouth!
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-Triumph attempts a straight right to the chin, but to no avail.
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+Baby Food fires a volley of solid punches to the chin.
+Baby Food strikes with a barrage of punches to the face.
+Triumph hammers Baby Food with a right to the mouth.
+Triumph tattoos Baby Food with a barrage of loud punches to the stomach.
-Baby Food paws a right straight right to the head, but misses completely.
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-Baby Food throws a pair of punches to the nose, but goes wide.
-Baby Food throws a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Triumph beats a hasty retreat.
+Triumph catches Baby Food with a flurry of punches to the nose. Baby Food sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Triumph fires a barrage of stiff punches to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy landed 43 of 93 punches, and Triumph the Insult Comic Dog landed 29 of 44 punches.
Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy won the round 10-9
Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy is winning the fight 10-9
Baby Food doesn't want to stop fighting!
Triumph doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Baby Food moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Triumph is using the ring. (using the ring)
-Triumph paws a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Baby Food steps aside and laughs.
+Triumph pounds Baby Food with a series of vicious punches to the eye.
+Triumph lands a flurry of commanding punches to the nose.
-Triumph paws a barrage of right punches to the chin, but falls short.
+Baby Food whacks Triumph with a volley of commanding punches to the jaw. Triumph doesn't seem bothered.
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-Baby Food lashes out with a cross to the temple, but to no avail.
-Triumph attacks with a barrage of right punches to the nose, but is ineffective.
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-Baby Food attempts a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
+Baby Food solidly lands a volley of glancing punches to the jaw.
-Baby Food throws a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but Triumph beats a hasty retreat.
-Baby Food attempts a straight right to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Baby Food throws a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but Triumph ducks.
+Baby Food pummels Triumph with a light jab to the stomach.
-Baby Food paws a series of blows to the face, but Triumph backs out of it.
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+Triumph fires a pair of furious punches to the head.
+ The fighters trade punches to the face.
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-Baby Food lashes out with a series of right punches to the head, but Triumph stays away from it.
-Triumph tries to land a sweeping right to the jaw, but falls short.
-Triumph attacks with a flurry of blows to the chin, but Baby Food ties him up.
-Baby Food lashes out with a flurry of right punches to the temple, but to no avail.
+Triumph punches Baby Food with a jab to the head. Baby Food doesn't seem bothered.
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+Triumph attacks with a volley of punches to the jaw.
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+Baby Food backs up Triumph with a nasty left to the nose.
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+Baby Food nails Triumph with a series of commanding punches to the mouth.
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-Baby Food attacks with a barrage of right punches to the temple, but Triumph leaps aside.
+Baby Food hits with a mean straight right to the ribs. Triumph sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Baby Food attacks with a series of punches to the chin.
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+Baby Food hits with a series of nasty punches to the nose. Triumph shakes his head to clear it.
+Baby Food nails Triumph with a flurry of commanding punches to the face. Triumph backpedals to his own corner.
+Triumph shakes Baby Food with a pair of glancing punches to the ribs.
-Baby Food fires a series of punches to the nose, but Triumph hides behind his gloves.
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+Triumph drills Baby Food with a series of commanding punches to the head.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy landed 43 of 84 punches, and Triumph the Insult Comic Dog landed 49 of 80 punches.
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Baby Food doesn't even want to rest!
Triumph doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Baby Food is using the ring. (using the ring)
Triumph is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Triumph hits with a barrage of punches to the chest.
+Triumph pokes Baby Food with a barrage of punches to the temple.
+Triumph hits with a flurry of powerful punches to the mouth.
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-Triumph lashes out with a pair of right punches to the temple, but Baby Food stays away from it.
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-Triumph tries to land a flurry of punches to the temple, but comes up empty.
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+Triumph stuns Baby Food with a nice straight right to the nose!!
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-Triumph charges with a barrage of shots to the mouth, but Baby Food steps aside and laughs.
+Triumph punches Baby Food with a barrage of shots to the ribs. Baby Food grimaces in pain.
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-Triumph throws a volley of left punches to the jaw, but falls short.
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-Triumph attacks with a barrage of right punches to the jaw, but Baby Food escapes.
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+Triumph grazes Baby Food with a pair of nasty punches to the chin. Baby Food seems wobbly!
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+Triumph backs up Baby Food with a volley of glancing punches to the face. Baby Food sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy landed 4 of 8 punches, and Triumph the Insult Comic Dog landed 49 of 77 punches.
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog won the round 10-9
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog is winning the fight 29-28
Baby Food doesn't even want to rest!
Triumph doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Baby Food moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Triumph is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Baby Food hits with a flurry of wild punches to the chest!! Triumph seems wobbly!
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-Triumph tries to land a barrage of punches to the jaw, but Baby Food escapes.
+Baby Food lands a series of punches to the solar plexus. Triumph hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Baby Food tags Triumph with a series of light punches to the solar plexus. Triumph grimaces in pain.
+Triumph shakes Baby Food with a pair of punches to the chest.
-Triumph attempts a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Baby Food ducks just in time.
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+Triumph smashes Baby Food with a barrage of light punches to the head.
+Baby Food throws a flurry of punches to the eye!
+Baby Food annoys Triumph with a series of stiff punches to the mouth!
+Baby Food hits with a roundhouse to the stomach.
+Baby Food hits with a barrage of off balance punches to the solar plexus. Triumph doesn't seem bothered.
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-Baby Food paws a flurry of right punches to the chin, but misses completely.
-Baby Food paws a pair of punches to the head, but fails to score.
-Triumph attempts a series of punches to the face, but to no avail.
+Baby Food stuns Triumph with a flurry of nice punches to the face.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the face.
-Baby Food attempts a left jab to the eye, but flails uselessly.
-Baby Food fires a left jab to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Triumph throws a pair of blows to the nose. Baby Food hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Triumph attacks with a pair of nasty punches to the jaw.
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+Baby Food nails Triumph with a barrage of punches to the eye.
+Triumph backs up Baby Food with a barrage of off balance punches to the chin. Baby Food shakes his head to clear it.
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+Baby Food annoys Triumph with a vicious cross to the stomach.
-Triumph tries a flurry of right punches to the chest, but comes up empty.
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+Baby Food pummels Triumph with a off balance sweeping right to the nose.
-Baby Food tries to land a pair of punches to the chin, but Triumph covers himself well.
-Triumph charges with a left straight right to the jaw, but is ineffective.
+Triumph hits with a volley of wild punches to the chest.
+Triumph connects with a volley of punches to the mouth.
-Triumph launches a pair of punches to the chin, but Baby Food covers himself well.
-Baby Food tries to land a right cross to the eye, but is ineffective.
-Baby Food throws a series of punches to the face, but to no avail.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy landed 48 of 88 punches, and Triumph the Insult Comic Dog landed 55 of 78 punches.
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog won the round 10-9
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog is winning the fight 39-37
Baby Food doesn't even want to rest!
Triumph doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 5
Baby Food moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Triumph comes out fighting.
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+Triumph hits Baby Food with a series of furious punches to the nose.
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-Baby Food paws a series of right shots to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Triumph attempts a flurry of blows to the face, but flails uselessly.
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+Baby Food hammers Triumph with a volley of punches to the stomach.
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-Triumph fires a flurry of left punches to the head, but goes wide.
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-Baby Food paws a right jab to the nose, but only hits air.
-Baby Food launches a flurry of right punches to the eye, but Triumph ties him up.
+Baby Food nails Triumph with a sweeping right to the chin.
+Baby Food rocks Triumph with a flurry of powerful punches to the jaw!
+Baby Food fires a flurry of punches to the face.
+Baby Food pokes Triumph with a series of light punches to the face.
+Triumph hits Baby Food with a barrage of off balance blows to the eye!!
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+Baby Food clocks Triumph with a furious jab to the solar plexus. Triumph quickly recovers.
+Baby Food hits with a pair of powerful punches to the jaw.
-Baby Food lashes out with a barrage of left punches to the nose, but Triumph blocks.
+Baby Food hits Triumph with a series of nice punches to the face.
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+Baby Food tosses a roundhouse to the mouth.
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+Baby Food tags Triumph with a series of stiff punches to the stomach.
+Baby Food punches Triumph with a barrage of loud punches to the chin.
+Triumph pounds Baby Food with a furious cross to the temple.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the jaw.
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-Baby Food fires a left jab to the nose, but Triumph ducks just in time.
-Baby Food tries to land a barrage of punches to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Triumph connects with a volley of furious punches to the jaw.
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+Baby Food pokes Triumph with a off balance jab to the face.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy landed 54 of 88 punches, and Triumph the Insult Comic Dog landed 21 of 39 punches.
Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy won the round 10-9
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog is winning the fight 48-47
Baby Food doesn't even want to rest!
Triumph doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 6
Baby Food is using the ring. (using the ring)
Triumph is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Triumph lunges with a pair of punches to the head, but loses his balance.
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-Baby Food tries a barrage of punches to the head, but comes up empty.
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+Triumph strikes with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Triumph lashes out with a volley of left punches to the face, but fails to score.
+Triumph connects with a series of stinging punches to the chin.
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-Triumph probes with a flurry of right punches to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Triumph fires a right sweeping right to the temple, but Baby Food narrowly avoids it
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-Triumph probes with a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but Baby Food takes it in the forearms.
+Triumph lands a barrage of mean punches to the jaw!
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-Triumph paws a jab to the nose, but Baby Food beats a hasty retreat.
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+Triumph hammers Baby Food with a jab to the eye.
+Triumph fires a stiff cross to the chin.
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-Triumph tries a pair of punches to the nose, but he's too slow.
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+Triumph grazes Baby Food with a solid sweeping right to the eye.
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+Triumph attacks with a series of wild punches to the face.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy landed 4 of 8 punches, and Triumph the Insult Comic Dog landed 51 of 81 punches.
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog won the round 10-9
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog is winning the fight 58-56
Baby Food doesn't even want to rest!
Triumph remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 7
Baby Food moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Triumph moves and jabs. (using the ring)
-Triumph probes with a pair of left punches to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Triumph annoys Baby Food with a volley of glancing punches to the mouth.
-Triumph tries to land a barrage of punches to the eye, but to no avail.
+Baby Food scores with a wild roundhouse to the temple.
-Triumph fires a barrage of punches to the head, but Baby Food ties him up.
-Triumph throws a flurry of left punches to the eye, but falls short.
+Baby Food smacks Triumph with a straight right to the nose.
+Baby Food wakes up the fans with a series of punches to the mouth.
+Baby Food takes charge with a series of punches to the face.
+Baby Food punches Triumph with a barrage of nice punches to the solar plexus.
+Baby Food jolts Triumph with a barrage of commanding punches to the solar plexus.
+Baby Food fires a volley of punches to the chin!
+Triumph belts Baby Food with a left to the chin.
-Triumph attempts a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but misses.
-Triumph throws a right to the head, but Baby Food ducks.
+Baby Food shakes Triumph with a vicious straight right to the jaw.
+Triumph punches Baby Food with a volley of quick shots to the stomach.
+Baby Food hits with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
+Triumph lands a series of hard punches to the stomach.
-Triumph throws a barrage of right punches to the chin, but is ineffective.
-Triumph attacks with a left straight right to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
-Baby Food fires a series of left shots to the temple, but is ineffective.
+Baby Food punches Triumph with a flurry of quick punches to the temple. Triumph hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Triumph pummels Baby Food with a series of punches to the face!!
+ The fighters exchange punches to the face.
-Baby Food attacks with a pair of punches to the face, but Triumph covers himself well.
-Baby Food fires a series of right punches to the jaw, but Triumph backs out of it.
+Baby Food hits with a barrage of punches to the chin!!
+Baby Food annoys Triumph with a pair of punches to the stomach!!
+Triumph takes charge with a roundhouse to the ribs.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the eye.
+Triumph hits with a series of loud punches to the chest.
+Baby Food throws a volley of glancing punches to the jaw. Triumph ignores it.
+Triumph clocks Baby Food with a volley of commanding punches to the stomach! Baby Food hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Triumph strikes with a jab to the head. Baby Food falls against the ropes!
+Triumph fires a barrage of light punches to the eye. Baby Food doesn't seem bothered.
-Triumph launches a pair of punches to the nose, but Baby Food ducks just in time.
-Triumph attempts a series of punches to the chest, but Baby Food steps aside and laughs.
+Baby Food attacks with a sweeping right to the mouth.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the face.
+Triumph tosses a flurry of nasty punches to the head. Baby Food asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Baby Food slams Triumph with a barrage of solid shots to the chin! Triumph grimaces in pain.
+Baby Food stuns Triumph with a barrage of punches to the face! Triumph backpedals to his own corner.
+Baby Food drills Triumph with a volley of punches to the nose.
+Triumph wallops Baby Food with a flurry of glancing punches to the chest.
-Triumph tries a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Triumph attempts a volley of right punches to the chest, but only hits air.
+Triumph hits with a volley of powerful punches to the chest.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy landed 77 of 87 punches, and Triumph the Insult Comic Dog landed 66 of 107 punches.
Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy won the round 10-9
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog is winning the fight 67-66
Baby Food doesn't even want to rest!
Triumph remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 8
Baby Food moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Triumph moves and jabs. (using the ring)
+Baby Food fires a volley of nice punches to the jaw.
-Triumph probes with a volley of left punches to the nose, but goes wide.
+Triumph smashes Baby Food with a barrage of powerful punches to the eye! Baby Food falls against the ropes!
+Baby Food attacks with a volley of punches to the jaw. Triumph backpedals to his own corner.
-Baby Food probes with a pair of punches to the mouth, but Triumph narrowly avoids it
+Triumph shakes Baby Food with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
+Baby Food attacks with a barrage of loud punches to the jaw! Triumph quickly recovers.
+Baby Food attacks with a flurry of glancing punches to the eye!! Triumph laughs!
+Triumph tags Baby Food with a pair of hard punches to the eye.
+Triumph hits with a pair of punches to the chin. Baby Food retreats to the far corner.
+Triumph lands a series of stiff punches to the ribs.
+ The fighters swap punches to the jaw.
-Triumph launches a flurry of punches to the head, but misses completely.
+ The fighters swap punches to the head.
+Baby Food shakes Triumph with a series of quick punches to the stomach.
+Baby Food attacks with a furious right to the mouth.
-Triumph lunges with a jab to the head, but misses completely.
+Baby Food hits with a series of stiff punches to the solar plexus. Triumph hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Baby Food tosses a straight right to the mouth.
-Triumph paws a barrage of left punches to the jaw, but Baby Food narrowly avoids it
+Triumph tags Baby Food with a flurry of punches to the face. Baby Food gets mad!
+Baby Food clocks Triumph with a nice sweeping right to the nose.
+Triumph scores with a volley of mean punches to the chest.
+Baby Food hits Triumph with a barrage of mean punches to the chin.
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+Triumph catches Baby Food with a flurry of punches to the chin.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the nose.
-Triumph probes with a series of right punches to the ribs, but to no avail.
+Triumph scores with a volley of punches to the face. Baby Food gets mad!
-Triumph attacks with a pair of left punches to the temple, but flails uselessly.
+Triumph lands a flurry of stiff punches to the temple!!
-Triumph fires a pair of right punches to the nose, but Baby Food deftly avoits it.
+Triumph annoys Baby Food with a flurry of punches to the chest. Baby Food shakes his head to clear it.
+Triumph thumps Baby Food with a flurry of loud punches to the stomach.
+Baby Food annoys Triumph with a flurry of punches to the mouth. Triumph beats a hasty retreat.
-Triumph tries a pair of punches to the temple, but Baby Food ducks just in time.
+Triumph drills Baby Food with a flurry of loud punches to the chin. Baby Food ignores it.
+Triumph lashes out with a series of nasty punches to the face.
+Baby Food hits with a straight right to the jaw.
-Triumph charges with a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but Baby Food stays away from it.
+Triumph lands a volley of punches to the face.
+Baby Food slams Triumph with a volley of heavy blows to the temple. Triumph falls against the ropes!
-Triumph attempts a volley of punches to the jaw, but he's too slow.
+Baby Food jolts Triumph with a nasty cross to the mouth. Triumph seems wobbly!
+Triumph lands a flurry of nice punches to the eye!! Baby Food shakes his head to clear it.
+ The fighters swap punches to the chin.
+Triumph connects with a series of vicious punches to the chest. Baby Food backpedals to his own corner.
-Baby Food attacks with a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
+ The fighters trade punches to the jaw.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy landed 71 of 81 punches, and Triumph the Insult Comic Dog landed 74 of 117 punches.
Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Baby Food remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Triumph grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 9
Baby Food is using the ring. (using the ring)
Triumph is using the ring. (using the ring)
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy landed 5 of 8 punches, and Triumph the Insult Comic Dog landed 3 of 8 punches.
Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy won the round 10-9
Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy is winning the fight 86-85
Baby Food doesn't even want to rest!
Triumph remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 10
Baby Food moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Triumph is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Triumph backs up Baby Food with a volley of punches to the chest.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the mouth.
+ The fighters trade punches to the temple.
-Triumph throws a barrage of left punches to the chin, but fails to score.
-Baby Food launches a pair of punches to the head, but misses completely.
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+Baby Food lands a volley of nasty punches to the stomach.
-Triumph probes with a series of punches to the head, but he's too slow.
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-Triumph tries a series of left punches to the nose, but Baby Food deftly avoits it.
+Triumph punches Baby Food with a barrage of glancing punches to the stomach. Baby Food sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
-Baby Food attempts a left jab to the solar plexus, but Triumph deftly avoits it.
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-Baby Food charges with a series of right punches to the temple, but is ineffective.
-Triumph throws a barrage of punches to the head, but Baby Food ducks just in time.
+Baby Food pokes Triumph with a pair of punches to the eye.
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-Baby Food attacks with a pair of punches to the temple, but goes wide.
+Baby Food pops Triumph with a pair of punches to the nose.
-Baby Food fires a cross to the chin, but Triumph steps aside.
+Triumph hurts Baby Food with a barrage of punches to the face.
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+Baby Food nails Triumph with a jab to the head.
+Baby Food pummels Triumph with a volley of punches to the chin.
-Triumph lunges with a barrage of left punches to the jaw, but Baby Food ties him up.
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+Triumph annoys Baby Food with a volley of punches to the eye.
+Baby Food attacks with a volley of off balance punches to the nose.
-Baby Food throws a series of left punches to the eye, but loses his balance.
-Triumph lashes out with a pair of punches to the chest, but Baby Food quickly backs away.
-Baby Food tries to land a barrage of punches to the head, but Triumph hides behind his gloves.
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+Baby Food annoys Triumph with a flurry of vicious punches to the face.
+Triumph annoys Baby Food with a sweeping right to the mouth.
-Baby Food launches a flurry of punches to the face, but Triumph hides behind his gloves.
+Triumph tags Baby Food with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
+Triumph solidly lands a flurry of commanding punches to the solar plexus.
+Triumph nails Baby Food with a series of blows to the ribs. Baby Food sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Triumph rocks Baby Food with a volley of painful punches to the stomach.
+Triumph tosses a barrage of heavy punches to the eye. Baby Food laughs!
+Baby Food hits with a stinging jab to the eye. Triumph doesn't notice.
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+Triumph pounds Baby Food with a barrage of off balance punches to the nose. Baby Food retreats to the far corner.
+Baby Food jolts Triumph with a flurry of punches to the head.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy landed 50 of 81 punches, and Triumph the Insult Comic Dog landed 46 of 77 punches.
Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy won the round 10-9
Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy is winning the fight 96-94
Baby Food doesn't even want to rest!
Triumph remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 11
Baby Food moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Triumph moves and jabs. (using the ring)
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-Triumph charges with a flurry of right punches to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Baby Food tosses a pair of stiff punches to the chin. Triumph shakes his head to clear it.
+Baby Food whacks Triumph with a nice jab to the face.
+ The fighters trade punches to the mouth.
-Triumph tries to land a series of punches to the eye, but Baby Food covers himself well.
-Baby Food probes with a barrage of punches to the face, but Triumph beats a hasty retreat.
+Triumph nails Baby Food with a series of furious punches to the temple.
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+Baby Food tosses a volley of nice punches to the chest.
+Triumph annoys Baby Food with a commanding right to the head.
+Triumph hits with a series of mean punches to the face.
-Baby Food tries to land a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but falls short.
-Triumph attacks with a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but Baby Food stays away from it.
+Baby Food tosses a series of wild punches to the solar plexus.
+Triumph attacks with a series of light punches to the nose.
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-Triumph tries to land a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but misses.
-Triumph attacks with a volley of punches to the chin, but Baby Food ducks.
+Baby Food slams Triumph with a jab to the stomach. Triumph grimaces in pain.
+Baby Food connects with a series of glancing punches to the eye!!
+Baby Food strikes with a series of vicious punches to the jaw.
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+Triumph belts Baby Food with a pair of punches to the nose.
+Baby Food attacks with a jab to the face. Triumph hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Baby Food whacks Triumph with a mean jab to the face. Triumph sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Triumph jolts Baby Food with a jab to the head.
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-Triumph attempts a straight right to the stomach, but loses his balance.
...
+Triumph fires a barrage of powerful punches to the face.
+Triumph hurts Baby Food with a powerful jab to the temple!!
+Triumph wakes up the fans with a series of mean punches to the face.
+Baby Food wakes up the fans with a flurry of stiff punches to the stomach.
-Baby Food fires a pair of punches to the chin, but Triumph narrowly avoids it
-Triumph throws a volley of punches to the jaw, but misses.
-Triumph lashes out with a flurry of left punches to the chin, but he's too slow.
+Triumph jolts Baby Food with a flurry of painful punches to the solar plexus.
+Triumph tags Baby Food with a barrage of stinging punches to the mouth!!
-Baby Food throws a volley of left punches to the mouth, but is ineffective.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the temple.
+Baby Food stuns Triumph with a barrage of nice punches to the chin.
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-Baby Food charges with a series of punches to the jaw, but only hits air.
+Triumph throws a painful left to the mouth. Baby Food falls against the ropes!
+Baby Food backs up Triumph with a pair of punches to the chest!!
BELL
According to the commentator:
Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy landed 64 of 83 punches, and Triumph the Insult Comic Dog landed 72 of 121 punches.
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog won the round 10-9
Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy is winning the fight 105-104
Baby Food remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Triumph remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 12
Baby Food moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Triumph moves and jabs. (using the ring)
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-Baby Food attacks with a volley of punches to the head, but Triumph steps aside and laughs.
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+Triumph hits with a barrage of wild punches to the head.
+Baby Food pummels Triumph with a loud sweeping right to the jaw.
+Baby Food solidly lands a series of quick punches to the face.
-Baby Food probes with a right jab to the jaw, but Triumph leaps aside.
-Triumph tries to land a series of punches to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Baby Food paws a straight right to the eye, but only hits air.
+Triumph backs up Baby Food with a series of nasty punches to the ribs. Baby Food retreats to the far corner.
+Triumph hits with a series of strong punches to the eye.
+Triumph strikes with a flurry of furious blows to the eye. Baby Food quickly recovers.
+Baby Food hits Triumph with a pair of punches to the jaw. Triumph grimaces in pain.
+Triumph suprises Baby Food with a volley of punches to the temple!
+Baby Food grazes Triumph with a flurry of punches to the chin.
-Triumph attacks with a barrage of punches to the chest, but Baby Food hides behind his gloves.
+Triumph hits with a volley of punches to the chest.
+Triumph belts Baby Food with a volley of punches to the face.
-Triumph charges with a barrage of right punches to the chin, but comes up empty.
+Baby Food punches Triumph with a right to the mouth.
-Triumph fires a series of right punches to the head, but loses his balance.
+Baby Food smashes Triumph with a flurry of nice punches to the eye.
+Baby Food hurts Triumph with a barrage of stiff punches to the eye.
+Baby Food smashes Triumph with a pair of punches to the temple.
+Baby Food tosses a series of strong punches to the head. Triumph sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Baby Food annoys Triumph with a volley of vicious punches to the nose.
+ The fighters trade punches to the nose.
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+Baby Food annoys Triumph with a barrage of punches to the face.
-Triumph launches a pair of punches to the chin, but Baby Food ties him up.
-Triumph throws a series of punches to the head, but Baby Food narrowly avoids it
+Baby Food takes charge with a volley of punches to the ribs.
+Baby Food fires a flurry of punches to the eye!
+Baby Food throws a barrage of punches to the eye.
-Triumph lunges with a volley of right punches to the stomach, but Baby Food escapes.
+Baby Food punches Triumph with a pair of off balance punches to the temple.
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+Triumph takes charge with a volley of furious punches to the mouth. Baby Food laughs!
-Triumph probes with a pair of right punches to the mouth, but Baby Food quickly backs away.
+Triumph wakes up the fans with a series of blows to the chin.
-Triumph paws a flurry of right punches to the face, but loses his balance.
+Triumph hits with a barrage of off balance punches to the eye.
+Triumph tosses a volley of furious punches to the solar plexus. Baby Food hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Triumph pops Baby Food with a volley of commanding punches to the chest! Baby Food doesn't notice.
+ The fighters trade punches to the chin.
+Triumph lands a volley of mean punches to the eye. Baby Food ignores it.
+Triumph lands a volley of powerful punches to the stomach.
+ The fighters swap punches to the temple.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy landed 72 of 90 punches, and Triumph the Insult Comic Dog landed 65 of 106 punches.
Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy won the round 10-9
Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy is winning the fight 115-113
Baby Food remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Triumph grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy 10-9
Round 2: Triumph the Insult Comic Dog 10-9
Round 3: Triumph the Insult Comic Dog 10-9
Round 4: Triumph the Insult Comic Dog 10-9
Round 5: Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy 10-9
Round 6: Triumph the Insult Comic Dog 10-9
Round 7: Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy 10-9
Round 8: Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy 10-9
Round 9: Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy 10-9
Round 10: Triumph the Insult Comic Dog 10-9
Round 11: Triumph the Insult Comic Dog 10-9
Round 12: Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy 10-9
Total Score: A Draw.
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy 10-9
Round 2: Triumph the Insult Comic Dog 10-9
Round 3: Triumph the Insult Comic Dog 10-9
Round 4: Triumph the Insult Comic Dog 10-9
Round 5: Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy 10-9
Round 6: Triumph the Insult Comic Dog 10-9
Round 7: Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy 10-9
Round 8: Triumph the Insult Comic Dog 10-9
Round 9: Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy 10-9
Round 10: Triumph the Insult Comic Dog 10-9
Round 11: Triumph the Insult Comic Dog 10-9
Round 12: Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy 10-9
Total Score: Triumph the Insult Comic Dog 115-113
Oscar De La Hoya scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy 10-9
Round 2: Triumph the Insult Comic Dog 10-9
Round 3: Triumph the Insult Comic Dog 10-9
Round 4: Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy 10-9
Round 5: Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy 10-9
Round 6: Triumph the Insult Comic Dog 10-9
Round 7: Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy 10-9
Round 8: Triumph the Insult Comic Dog 10-9
Round 9: Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy 10-9
Round 10: Triumph the Insult Comic Dog 10-9
Round 11: Triumph the Insult Comic Dog 10-9
Round 12: Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy 10-9
Total Score: A Draw.
The bout is declared a draw!
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