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(Super-Middleweight) Tom the Bolo defeated Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" by knockout (KO) in round 7.

Match Friday, May 05, 2017

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 6 inches (168 centimeters) tall weighing in at 165 pounds (75 kilograms) is Tom the Bolo!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 4 inches (163 centimeters) tall weighing in at 168 pounds (76 kilograms) is Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl"!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Tom The Bolo comes out fighting.
Simple Simon's Brother, Carl is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Tom The Bolo lashes out with a pair of heavy blows to the jaw. Simple Simon's Brother, Carl laughs!
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+Tom The Bolo pops Simple Simon's Brother, Carl with a pair of loud punches to the chin!!
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+Tom The Bolo strikes with a flurry of furious shots to the mouth.
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-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl probes with a volley of left punches to the face, but misses completely.
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+Simple Simon's Brother, Carl grazes Tom The Bolo with a barrage of punches to the eye! Tom The Bolo laughs!
+Simple Simon's Brother, Carl takes charge with a volley of commanding punches to the mouth.
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+Tom The Bolo pummels Simple Simon's Brother, Carl with a flurry of glancing punches to the head.
+Tom The Bolo takes charge with a barrage of blows to the mouth.
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+Tom The Bolo annoys Simple Simon's Brother, Carl with a pair of solid punches to the stomach.
-Tom The Bolo attempts a left to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
+Tom The Bolo connects with a volley of solid punches to the jaw.
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+Tom The Bolo nails Simple Simon's Brother, Carl with a furious cross to the stomach. Simple Simon's Brother, Carl ignores it.
+Tom The Bolo annoys Simple Simon's Brother, Carl with a volley of solid blows to the ribs!
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-Tom The Bolo launches a series of punches to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl attempts a right jab to the eye, but misses.
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+Tom The Bolo fires a flurry of shots to the stomach. Simple Simon's Brother, Carl ignores it.
+Simple Simon's Brother, Carl whacks Tom The Bolo with a flurry of nice punches to the nose.
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-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl tries to land a jab to the eye, but Tom The Bolo stays away from it.
+Tom The Bolo annoys Simple Simon's Brother, Carl with a volley of painful shots to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Tom the Bolo landed 53 of 65 punches, and Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" landed 16 of 33 punches.

Tom the Bolo won the round 10-9

Tom the Bolo is winning the fight 10-9


Tom The Bolo doesn't want to stop fighting!

Simple Simon's Brother, Carl doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Tom The Bolo comes out fighting.
Simple Simon's Brother, Carl is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Tom The Bolo hits with a jab to the nose.
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-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl fires a pair of right punches to the temple, but Tom The Bolo steps aside and laughs.
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-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl tries to land a pair of right punches to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Tom The Bolo fires a nasty left to the mouth. Simple Simon's Brother, Carl quickly recovers.
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+Tom The Bolo connects with a series of stinging punches to the head.
+Tom The Bolo hits with a nice right to the head.
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-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl launches a volley of right punches to the head, but Tom The Bolo covers himself well.
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+Tom The Bolo connects with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
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-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl lashes out with a volley of blows to the head, but misses.
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+Tom The Bolo stuns Simple Simon's Brother, Carl with a mean roundhouse to the nose.
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+Tom The Bolo hits Simple Simon's Brother, Carl with a pair of shots to the mouth. Simple Simon's Brother, Carl backpedals to his own corner.
-Tom The Bolo lashes out with a barrage of right blows to the stomach, but falls short.
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+Tom The Bolo hits with a volley of quick blows to the jaw!
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-Tom The Bolo attempts a pair of shots to the mouth, but Simple Simon's Brother, Carl deftly avoits it.
+Simple Simon's Brother, Carl punches Tom The Bolo with a barrage of off balance punches to the jaw. Tom The Bolo backpedals to his own corner.
+Simple Simon's Brother, Carl hits with a pair of quick punches to the chin.
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+Tom The Bolo hits Simple Simon's Brother, Carl with a pair of punches to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Tom the Bolo landed 54 of 60 punches, and Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" landed 12 of 31 punches.

Tom the Bolo won the round 10-9

Tom the Bolo is winning the fight 20-18


Tom The Bolo doesn't even want to rest!

Simple Simon's Brother, Carl remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 3

Tom The Bolo comes out fighting.
Simple Simon's Brother, Carl is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Tom The Bolo hammers Simple Simon's Brother, Carl with a jab to the head.
+Tom The Bolo whacks Simple Simon's Brother, Carl with a pair of nice punches to the face.
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-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl throws a flurry of right punches to the chin, but fails to score.
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+Tom The Bolo catches Simple Simon's Brother, Carl with a barrage of light shots to the face!
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-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl charges with a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but Tom The Bolo beats a hasty retreat.
+Simple Simon's Brother, Carl rocks Tom The Bolo with a flurry of quick punches to the eye. Tom The Bolo hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Tom The Bolo stuns Simple Simon's Brother, Carl with a barrage of glancing blows to the nose. Simple Simon's Brother, Carl ignores it.
-Tom The Bolo throws a pair of right blows to the stomach, but Simple Simon's Brother, Carl leaps aside.
-Tom The Bolo attempts a series of punches to the jaw, but comes up empty.
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+Tom The Bolo strikes with a flurry of stinging blows to the jaw.
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-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl fires a volley of right punches to the mouth, but Tom The Bolo ties him up.
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+Tom The Bolo pops Simple Simon's Brother, Carl with a pair of punches to the chest.
+Tom The Bolo jolts Simple Simon's Brother, Carl with a flurry of punches to the nose.
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+Tom The Bolo hits with a flurry of vicious blows to the stomach.
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+Simple Simon's Brother, Carl lashes out with a barrage of wild punches to the face.
+Tom The Bolo hurts Simple Simon's Brother, Carl with a flurry of shots to the ribs.
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+Tom The Bolo clocks Simple Simon's Brother, Carl with a series of painful blows to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Tom the Bolo landed 50 of 62 punches, and Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" landed 11 of 33 punches.

Tom the Bolo won the round 10-9

Tom the Bolo is winning the fight 30-27


Tom The Bolo remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Simple Simon's Brother, Carl is obviously tired. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 4

Tom The Bolo comes out fighting.
Simple Simon's Brother, Carl is backpedaling. (using the ring)

-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl tries to land a sweeping right to the ribs, but Tom The Bolo ducks just in time.
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-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl throws a straight right to the jaw, but only hits air.
+Simple Simon's Brother, Carl annoys Tom The Bolo with a barrage of shots to the mouth.
+Tom The Bolo staggers Simple Simon's Brother, Carl with a pair of light punches to the temple. Simple Simon's Brother, Carl backpedals to his own corner.
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+Tom The Bolo hits with a pair of wild punches to the ribs. Simple Simon's Brother, Carl covers up.
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-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl attempts a volley of punches to the mouth, but Tom The Bolo ducks.
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+Tom The Bolo catches Simple Simon's Brother, Carl with a sweeping right to the chin.
-Tom The Bolo probes with a left jab to the eye, but flails uselessly.
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+Tom The Bolo smashes Simple Simon's Brother, Carl with a light uppercut to the head. Simple Simon's Brother, Carl beats a hasty retreat.
+Tom The Bolo hammers Simple Simon's Brother, Carl with a nasty jab to the mouth! Simple Simon's Brother, Carl sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Simple Simon's Brother, Carl hits with a pair of hard punches to the eye.
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+Tom The Bolo tosses a light cross to the temple.
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-Tom The Bolo attempts a series of right shots to the stomach, but Simple Simon's Brother, Carl takes it in the forearms.
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+Tom The Bolo lands a pair of punches to the mouth.
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+Tom The Bolo throws a roundhouse to the nose. Simple Simon's Brother, Carl falls against the ropes!
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+Tom The Bolo drills Simple Simon's Brother, Carl with a pair of light punches to the face.
+Tom The Bolo drills Simple Simon's Brother, Carl with a series of shots to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Tom the Bolo landed 52 of 64 punches, and Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" landed 12 of 31 punches.

Tom the Bolo won the round 10-9

Tom the Bolo is winning the fight 40-36


Tom The Bolo remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Simple Simon's Brother, Carl is slowing down. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 5

Tom The Bolo comes out fighting.
Simple Simon's Brother, Carl is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Tom The Bolo catches Simple Simon's Brother, Carl with a pair of nice punches to the stomach.
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-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl attacks with a right jab to the nose, but comes up empty.
+Tom The Bolo attacks with a flurry of wild punches to the solar plexus.
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+Tom The Bolo throws a flurry of mean punches to the eye.
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+Tom The Bolo thumps Simple Simon's Brother, Carl with a sweeping right to the eye.
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+Tom The Bolo jolts Simple Simon's Brother, Carl with a sweeping right to the nose. Simple Simon's Brother, Carl hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Tom The Bolo fires a series of painful blows to the head.
Tom The Bolo lands a quick right smash to the jaw and Simple Simon's Brother, Carl staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!

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TWO

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SIX
Simple Simon's Brother, Carl struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl attempts a flurry of left punches to the jaw, but falls short.
-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl attempts a jab to the chin, but Tom The Bolo stays away from it.
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+Simple Simon's Brother, Carl fires a volley of punches to the stomach.
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+Tom The Bolo connects with a series of blows to the mouth.
+Tom The Bolo fires a barrage of solid punches to the head! Simple Simon's Brother, Carl doesn't notice.
-Tom The Bolo probes with a pair of left shots to the ribs, but to no avail.
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+Tom The Bolo pounds Simple Simon's Brother, Carl with a left to the face. Simple Simon's Brother, Carl sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Tom The Bolo connects with a flurry of stinging blows to the jaw.
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+Simple Simon's Brother, Carl fires a pair of punches to the ribs.
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+Tom The Bolo grazes Simple Simon's Brother, Carl with a series of stinging shots to the ribs.
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+Tom The Bolo tags Simple Simon's Brother, Carl with a off balance cross to the head.
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+Simple Simon's Brother, Carl pounds Tom The Bolo with a volley of heavy punches to the jaw!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Tom the Bolo landed 55 of 60 punches, and Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" landed 10 of 31 punches.

Tom the Bolo won the round 10-8

Tom the Bolo is winning the fight 50-44


Tom The Bolo remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Simple Simon's Brother, Carl looks exhausted. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 6

Tom The Bolo comes out fighting.
Simple Simon's Brother, Carl is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Tom The Bolo solidly lands a series of nasty shots to the stomach!
-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl throws a barrage of right punches to the jaw, but Tom The Bolo covers himself well.
+Tom The Bolo solidly lands a pair of punches to the head!!
Tom The Bolo lands a powerful blow to the temple and Simple Simon's Brother, Carl's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!

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TWO

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FIVE

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SEVEN
Simple Simon's Brother, Carl struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl tries a flurry of right punches to the mouth, but Tom The Bolo ducks just in time.
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+Tom The Bolo thumps Simple Simon's Brother, Carl with a uppercut to the ribs.
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+Tom The Bolo backs up Simple Simon's Brother, Carl with a mean hook to the chin.
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+Tom The Bolo wakes up the fans with a series of stinging blows to the stomach.
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+Tom The Bolo grazes Simple Simon's Brother, Carl with a flurry of punches to the chin.
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+Tom The Bolo jars Simple Simon's Brother, Carl with a volley of hard punches to the chin.
+Tom The Bolo clocks Simple Simon's Brother, Carl with a pair of off balance blows to the face.
+Tom The Bolo hits with a flurry of furious shots to the eye. Simple Simon's Brother, Carl doesn't seem bothered.
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+Tom The Bolo catches Simple Simon's Brother, Carl with a quick uppercut to the temple.
+Tom The Bolo hits with a volley of stiff shots to the chin. Simple Simon's Brother, Carl falls against the ropes!
+Simple Simon's Brother, Carl backs up Tom The Bolo with a barrage of punches to the nose. Tom The Bolo grimaces in pain.
+Tom The Bolo tags Simple Simon's Brother, Carl with a barrage of painful blows to the stomach.
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+Tom The Bolo fires a flurry of loud blows to the ribs.
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+Tom The Bolo backs up Simple Simon's Brother, Carl with a volley of stiff punches to the stomach!
-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl fires a barrage of punches to the mouth, but he's too slow.
+Tom The Bolo stuns Simple Simon's Brother, Carl with a flurry of blows to the eye.
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+Tom The Bolo hits with a barrage of blows to the face. Simple Simon's Brother, Carl grimaces in pain.
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+Tom The Bolo shakes Simple Simon's Brother, Carl with a volley of commanding punches to the face.
+Tom The Bolo hurts Simple Simon's Brother, Carl with a series of punches to the jaw.
Tom The Bolo lands a crashing left punch in the nose and Simple Simon's Brother, Carl goes down!!

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TWO

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FOUR

FIVE

SIX

SEVEN
Simple Simon's Brother, Carl struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl attacks with a pair of punches to the eye, but Tom The Bolo leaps aside.
+Tom The Bolo lashes out with a series of blows to the stomach. Simple Simon's Brother, Carl backpedals to his own corner.
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+Simple Simon's Brother, Carl attacks with a pair of blows to the chest.
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-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl throws a pair of right punches to the nose, but Tom The Bolo leaps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Tom the Bolo landed 62 of 64 punches, and Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" landed 5 of 34 punches.

Tom the Bolo won the round 10-7

Tom the Bolo is winning the fight 60-51


Tom The Bolo remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Simple Simon's Brother, Carl receives medical attention from his trainer. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a bloody nose.



ROUND 7

Tom The Bolo comes out fighting.
Simple Simon's Brother, Carl is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Tom The Bolo scores with a pair of light shots to the nose.
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-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl paws a barrage of punches to the chin, but goes wide.
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+Tom The Bolo pummels Simple Simon's Brother, Carl with a pair of commanding punches to the eye.
Tom The Bolo lands a crashing right smash to the jaw and Simple Simon's Brother, Carl staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!

ONE

TWO

THREE

FOUR

FIVE
Simple Simon's Brother, Carl struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Tom The Bolo fires a pair of painful blows to the nose.
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-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl paws a flurry of punches to the face, but misses completely.
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+Tom The Bolo pops Simple Simon's Brother, Carl with a jab to the nose. Simple Simon's Brother, Carl hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
Tom The Bolo lands a cruel hook and Simple Simon's Brother, Carl's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!

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TWO

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FIVE

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SEVEN

EIGHT
Simple Simon's Brother, Carl struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl tries to land a flurry of left punches to the nose, but Tom The Bolo steps aside.
+Tom The Bolo hits Simple Simon's Brother, Carl with a volley of blows to the mouth.
+Tom The Bolo throws a flurry of punches to the ribs.
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-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl lunges with a pair of right punches to the face, but Tom The Bolo takes it in the forearms.
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+Tom The Bolo tattoos Simple Simon's Brother, Carl with a flurry of punches to the head. Simple Simon's Brother, Carl covers up.
-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl probes with a flurry of punches to the jaw, but misses.
+Tom The Bolo wakes up the fans with a series of quick blows to the eye.
-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl throws a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but Tom The Bolo quickly backs away.
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+Tom The Bolo hits Simple Simon's Brother, Carl with a barrage of blows to the solar plexus.
Tom The Bolo lands a quick right haymaker and Simple Simon's Brother, Carl collapses!!

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TEN
He's Out!
Tom the Bolo wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Tom The Bolo grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Simple Simon's Brother, Carl can't remember which corner is his. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a fractured nose.

The doctor won't let Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" continue the fight! Tom the Bolo wins by TKO!!





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Tom the Bolo 10-9
Round 2: Tom the Bolo 10-9
Round 3: Tom the Bolo 10-9
Round 4: Tom the Bolo 10-9
Round 5: Tom the Bolo 10-8
Round 6: Tom the Bolo 10-7


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Tom the Bolo 10-9
Round 2: Tom the Bolo 10-9
Round 3: Tom the Bolo 10-9
Round 4: Tom the Bolo 10-9
Round 5: Tom the Bolo 10-8
Round 6: Tom the Bolo 10-7


Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Tom the Bolo 10-9
Round 2: Tom the Bolo 10-9
Round 3: Tom the Bolo 10-9
Round 4: Tom the Bolo 10-9
Round 5: Tom the Bolo 10-8
Round 6: Tom the Bolo 10-7

Tom the Bolo wins by a knockout!