Public Fight Report
(Featherweight) Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy defeated Triumph the Insult Comic Dog by unanimous decision: 115-113, 116-113, 115-113.Match Wednesday, May 03, 2017In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 126 pounds (57 kilograms) is Triumph the Insult Comic Dog!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 3 inches (160 centimeters) tall weighing in at 120 pounds (54 kilograms) is Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
Triumph is using the ring. (using the ring)
Baby Food moves and jabs. (using the ring)
-Baby Food tries to land a right roundhouse to the ribs, but Triumph backs out of it.
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+Baby Food annoys Triumph with a volley of punches to the face. Triumph sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Triumph slams Baby Food with a barrage of stinging punches to the jaw! Baby Food sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Baby Food tosses a volley of blows to the face.
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+Triumph lashes out with a heavy cross to the mouth.
+Baby Food lands a volley of nasty punches to the head.
+Baby Food punches Triumph with a barrage of nasty punches to the head.
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+Baby Food fires a flurry of shots to the ribs.
+Baby Food staggers Triumph with a volley of punches to the temple. Triumph sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Baby Food probes with a series of right punches to the face, but Triumph backs out of it.
+Baby Food nails Triumph with a strong straight right to the face. Triumph grimaces in pain.
+Triumph takes charge with a volley of punches to the face.
-Triumph probes with a series of punches to the stomach, but Baby Food beats a hasty retreat.
-Baby Food fires a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Triumph steps aside.
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+Triumph annoys Baby Food with a pair of punches to the temple.
-Baby Food attempts a volley of right punches to the eye, but Triumph narrowly avoids it
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-Baby Food charges with a series of punches to the stomach, but misses completely.
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-Baby Food probes with a series of right punches to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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-Baby Food tries to land a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Triumph hides behind his gloves.
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+Baby Food hammers Triumph with a powerful jab to the head!
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+Baby Food hits with a pair of punches to the stomach.
-Triumph tries a volley of right punches to the mouth, but Baby Food stays away from it.
+Triumph thumps Baby Food with a series of painful punches to the temple. Baby Food sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
-Baby Food throws a series of punches to the temple, but loses his balance.
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+Baby Food hits with a volley of punches to the stomach.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the temple.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog landed 24 of 41 punches, and Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy landed 48 of 102 punches.
Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy won the round 10-9
Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy is winning the fight 10-9
Triumph doesn't want to stop fighting!
Baby Food doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Triumph is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Baby Food moves and jabs. (using the ring)
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-Triumph throws a series of shots to the jaw, but is ineffective.
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-Baby Food lunges with a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Triumph takes it in the forearms.
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-Baby Food tries a pair of right punches to the temple, but loses his balance.
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+Baby Food hits with a flurry of painful punches to the ribs!
+ The fighters swap punches to the temple.
+Baby Food clocks Triumph with a volley of punches to the mouth. Triumph falls against the ropes!
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-Baby Food tries to land a sweeping right to the solar plexus, but falls short.
-Triumph tries a series of right punches to the temple, but misses.
+Triumph tattoos Baby Food with a volley of painful punches to the face!
+Triumph pokes Baby Food with a series of quick punches to the solar plexus.
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+Baby Food jolts Triumph with a series of nice punches to the chin.
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+Baby Food takes charge with a pair of hard punches to the eye.
+Triumph attacks with a volley of nasty punches to the solar plexus. Baby Food hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Triumph backs up Baby Food with a series of mean punches to the temple!
+Baby Food stuns Triumph with a pair of quick punches to the nose.
+Triumph tosses a pair of heavy punches to the head!
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-Baby Food charges with a barrage of left punches to the face, but Triumph takes it in the forearms.
+Baby Food grazes Triumph with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
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-Baby Food tries to land a volley of right punches to the jaw, but loses his balance.
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-Baby Food lashes out with a pair of left punches to the chin, but comes up empty.
+Triumph tosses a pair of mean shots to the mouth! Baby Food gets mad!
+Triumph suprises Baby Food with a nasty uppercut to the jaw!
-Baby Food lunges with a left sweeping right to the face, but Triumph backs out of it.
-Baby Food throws a flurry of left punches to the mouth, but misses.
+Baby Food tags Triumph with a barrage of off balance punches to the jaw.
+Baby Food belts Triumph with a series of light punches to the chest.
+Baby Food hurts Triumph with a flurry of punches to the temple. Triumph ignores it.
+Baby Food catches Triumph with a series of nasty punches to the temple!
+Baby Food throws a nice cross to the jaw! Triumph sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog landed 22 of 33 punches, and Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy landed 43 of 84 punches.
Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy won the round 10-9
Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy is winning the fight 20-18
Triumph doesn't want to stop fighting!
Baby Food doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Triumph is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Baby Food is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Triumph lashes out with a flurry of hard punches to the stomach. Baby Food grimaces in pain.
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+Triumph hits with a flurry of strong punches to the nose.
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+Triumph clocks Baby Food with a pair of painful punches to the face. Baby Food sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Triumph paws a series of right punches to the face, but Baby Food hides behind his gloves.
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+Triumph throws a pair of punches to the eye.
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+Triumph hits with a pair of wild punches to the temple.
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-Triumph attempts a pair of punches to the eye, but fails to score.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog landed 29 of 42 punches, and Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy landed 4 of 8 punches.
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog won the round 10-9
Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy is winning the fight 29-28
Triumph doesn't want to stop fighting!
Baby Food doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Triumph is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Baby Food moves and jabs. (using the ring)
+Triumph pummels Baby Food with a flurry of vicious punches to the stomach.
-Baby Food tries a right sweeping right to the eye, but Triumph steps aside and laughs.
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-Baby Food throws a straight right to the chin, but Triumph backs out of it.
+ The fighters trade punches to the head.
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+Baby Food tags Triumph with a off balance jab to the chin. Triumph ignores it.
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+Triumph jolts Baby Food with a series of stinging punches to the temple.
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+Baby Food fires a stinging jab to the chest.
+Baby Food throws a loud jab to the mouth. Triumph beats a hasty retreat.
-Baby Food probes with a flurry of punches to the temple, but Triumph narrowly avoids it
+Baby Food smashes Triumph with a volley of commanding punches to the chin. Triumph sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Baby Food hits with a roundhouse to the mouth.
+Triumph punches Baby Food with a jab to the temple.
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+Baby Food hammers Triumph with a jab to the eye.
-Triumph launches a volley of left punches to the chin, but fails to score.
+Triumph pokes Baby Food with a barrage of stiff punches to the chin!
+Baby Food annoys Triumph with a pair of punches to the chin.
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-Triumph throws a pair of punches to the head, but is ineffective.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the mouth.
+Triumph wallops Baby Food with a volley of punches to the nose.
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-Triumph attempts a series of right punches to the chest, but Baby Food escapes.
+Triumph pops Baby Food with a barrage of painful punches to the mouth.
-Baby Food attempts a volley of punches to the eye, but Triumph deftly avoits it.
-Baby Food probes with a flurry of punches to the face, but Triumph escapes.
-Baby Food attacks with a volley of punches to the nose, but Triumph steps aside.
+Baby Food pops Triumph with a series of loud punches to the eye.
+Baby Food attacks with a volley of vicious punches to the mouth.
+Triumph hits with a volley of hard punches to the face.
+Baby Food throws a pair of wild punches to the face!
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-Baby Food probes with a flurry of punches to the chest, but loses his balance.
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-Baby Food throws a series of left punches to the ribs, but comes up empty.
-Baby Food attacks with a pair of punches to the ribs, but loses his balance.
-Baby Food tries to land a jab to the solar plexus, but Triumph narrowly avoids it
+Baby Food clocks Triumph with a barrage of punches to the nose.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog landed 39 of 57 punches, and Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy landed 41 of 92 punches.
Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy won the round 10-9
Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy is winning the fight 39-37
Triumph doesn't even want to rest!
Baby Food doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 5
Triumph is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Baby Food moves and jabs. (using the ring)
-Baby Food paws a flurry of left punches to the jaw, but misses.
+Baby Food hurts Triumph with a series of punches to the temple. Triumph grimaces in pain.
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-Baby Food launches a volley of punches to the eye, but Triumph takes it in the forearms.
+Triumph lands a flurry of loud punches to the solar plexus. Baby Food laughs!
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+Baby Food hits with a series of punches to the head!
-Baby Food lunges with a flurry of punches to the chin, but only hits air.
+Baby Food lands a pair of solid punches to the mouth.
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+Baby Food hits Triumph with a barrage of mean punches to the temple.
+Baby Food hammers Triumph with a barrage of commanding punches to the chin!
+Triumph tosses a series of light punches to the eye.
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-Triumph charges with a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
+Baby Food smacks Triumph with a hard jab to the head.
-Triumph attempts a barrage of left punches to the eye, but he's too slow.
+Triumph punches Baby Food with a jab to the stomach. Baby Food backpedals to his own corner.
-Baby Food throws a barrage of punches to the mouth, but is ineffective.
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-Baby Food paws a barrage of punches to the nose, but Triumph hides behind his gloves.
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-Baby Food charges with a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Triumph ducks.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the mouth.
-Baby Food probes with a volley of punches to the chest, but only hits air.
+Baby Food thumps Triumph with a series of nice punches to the face.
-Triumph paws a left cross to the mouth, but Baby Food deftly avoits it.
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+Triumph hammers Baby Food with a barrage of vicious punches to the face.
-Baby Food lashes out with a flurry of punches to the stomach, but misses completely.
-Baby Food charges with a pair of punches to the stomach, but Triumph steps aside and laughs.
-Baby Food fires a series of right punches to the jaw, but Triumph leaps aside.
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+Baby Food smacks Triumph with a right to the nose. Triumph shakes his head to clear it.
+Triumph lands a right to the temple.
+Triumph fires a flurry of punches to the chest. Baby Food seems wobbly!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog landed 36 of 57 punches, and Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy landed 39 of 86 punches.
Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy won the round 10-9
Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy is winning the fight 49-46
Triumph doesn't even want to rest!
Baby Food doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 6
Triumph is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Baby Food is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Triumph tags Baby Food with a barrage of mean blows to the eye.
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+Triumph wallops Baby Food with a flurry of vicious punches to the chest.
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+Triumph drills Baby Food with a barrage of light punches to the nose.
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+Triumph hits with a pair of glancing punches to the eye!
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+Triumph grazes Baby Food with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Triumph lunges with a jab to the solar plexus, but misses.
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-Triumph lashes out with a volley of punches to the temple, but only hits air.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog landed 39 of 57 punches, and Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy landed 4 of 9 punches.
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog won the round 10-9
Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy is winning the fight 58-56
Triumph doesn't even want to rest!
Baby Food doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 7
Triumph is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Baby Food moves and jabs. (using the ring)
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+Triumph pounds Baby Food with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
-Triumph fires a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Baby Food beats a hasty retreat.
+Triumph annoys Baby Food with a flurry of painful punches to the head.
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+Baby Food fires a series of nasty punches to the jaw.
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+Triumph pummels Baby Food with a series of nice punches to the jaw.
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+Triumph staggers Baby Food with a pair of hard punches to the eye.
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+Baby Food wakes up the fans with a volley of painful punches to the face.
+Baby Food backs up Triumph with a barrage of wild punches to the eye. Triumph grimaces in pain.
-Triumph paws a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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-Baby Food fires a barrage of punches to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Baby Food fires a left to the temple, but Triumph deftly avoits it.
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+Baby Food tags Triumph with a flurry of solid punches to the ribs. Triumph falls against the ropes!
-Triumph charges with a right sweeping right to the ribs, but Baby Food hides behind his gloves.
+Triumph nails Baby Food with a pair of punches to the face. Baby Food laughs!
-Baby Food charges with a flurry of punches to the nose, but Triumph steps aside and laughs.
-Baby Food lashes out with a flurry of punches to the chin, but Triumph beats a hasty retreat.
-Baby Food lashes out with a barrage of left blows to the mouth, but Triumph deftly avoits it.
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-Baby Food attempts a barrage of punches to the chin, but Triumph leaps aside.
-Baby Food launches a series of right punches to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+ The fighters trade punches to the head.
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+Baby Food catches Triumph with a jab to the nose.
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+Baby Food hits with a volley of punches to the jaw!
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+Triumph hits with a volley of wild punches to the chest. Baby Food doesn't notice.
+ The fighters trade punches to the face.
+Baby Food punches Triumph with a pair of punches to the eye! Triumph sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Baby Food hits with a barrage of nasty punches to the head!
+Baby Food tags Triumph with a pair of solid punches to the nose.
+Baby Food connects with a barrage of wild punches to the stomach!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog landed 33 of 57 punches, and Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy landed 44 of 84 punches.
Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy won the round 10-9
Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy is winning the fight 68-65
Triumph doesn't even want to rest!
Baby Food doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 8
Triumph is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Baby Food moves and jabs. (using the ring)
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-Baby Food attacks with a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
+Baby Food hits Triumph with a barrage of glancing punches to the temple.
+Triumph wakes up the fans with a pair of stinging punches to the jaw.
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+Baby Food lands a painful jab to the chin.
-Baby Food lunges with a barrage of punches to the temple, but to no avail.
-Baby Food probes with a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but Triumph takes it in the forearms.
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+Baby Food hits with a pair of quick punches to the chest.
+ The fighters trade punches to the head.
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+Triumph pokes Baby Food with a barrage of quick punches to the chest.
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+Baby Food shakes Triumph with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
-Baby Food tries to land a pair of punches to the head, but Triumph blocks.
+Baby Food grazes Triumph with a glancing roundhouse to the chest.
-Baby Food fires a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but falls short.
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+Baby Food throws a series of vicious punches to the mouth! Triumph is hurt!
+ The fighters exchange punches to the face.
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+Triumph strikes with a barrage of strong punches to the mouth.
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-Baby Food probes with a pair of left punches to the face, but Triumph quickly backs away.
-Baby Food tries to land a pair of right punches to the temple, but flails uselessly.
+Triumph tosses a stiff roundhouse to the mouth.
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+Triumph throws a barrage of solid punches to the chest. Baby Food quickly recovers.
-Baby Food probes with a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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+Triumph punches Baby Food with a light right to the temple. Baby Food falls against the ropes!
+Triumph solidly lands a series of punches to the face!!
-Baby Food launches a pair of left punches to the nose, but comes up empty.
-Triumph attacks with a sweeping right to the chin, but Baby Food hides behind his gloves.
-Triumph lashes out with a volley of right punches to the temple, but falls short.
-Triumph throws a volley of punches to the stomach, but to no avail.
+Baby Food thumps Triumph with a jab to the mouth.
+Triumph lands a flurry of punches to the head.
+Triumph connects with a volley of punches to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog landed 44 of 64 punches, and Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy landed 40 of 94 punches.
Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy won the round 10-9
Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy is winning the fight 78-74
Triumph doesn't even want to rest!
Baby Food remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 9
Triumph is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Baby Food is using the ring. (using the ring)
-Triumph tries a pair of right punches to the face, but Baby Food deftly avoits it.
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+Triumph scores with a hook to the face. Baby Food beats a hasty retreat.
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+Triumph tags Baby Food with a flurry of stiff blows to the eye.
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+Triumph hurts Baby Food with a pair of punches to the jaw.
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+Triumph tosses a flurry of stinging punches to the mouth.
+Triumph scores with a pair of punches to the mouth. Baby Food sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Triumph pops Baby Food with a pair of punches to the chin.
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-Triumph charges with a barrage of punches to the jaw, but falls short.
-Triumph throws a series of punches to the nose, but loses his balance.
+Triumph hits with a barrage of commanding punches to the ribs. Baby Food falls against the ropes!
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-Triumph throws a right to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Triumph shakes Baby Food with a barrage of punches to the face.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog landed 39 of 65 punches, and Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy landed 4 of 9 punches.
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog won the round 10-9
Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy is winning the fight 87-84
Triumph remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Baby Food doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 10
Triumph is using the ring. (using the ring)
Baby Food moves and jabs. (using the ring)
-Baby Food throws a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but to no avail.
+Triumph throws a series of punches to the face. Baby Food backpedals to his own corner.
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-Triumph attacks with a flurry of right punches to the jaw, but Baby Food takes it in the forearms.
-Baby Food paws a barrage of blows to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Triumph belts Baby Food with a volley of loud punches to the chin.
-Baby Food throws a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but Triumph ducks just in time.
-Baby Food launches a series of punches to the face, but Triumph steps aside.
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-Baby Food tries a flurry of right punches to the nose, but Triumph leaps aside.
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-Triumph attempts a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Baby Food steps aside and laughs.
-Baby Food throws a pair of left punches to the temple, but Triumph leaps aside.
-Baby Food attempts a pair of left punches to the chest, but misses completely.
-Triumph attempts a straight right to the head, but goes wide.
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+Baby Food hurts Triumph with a barrage of punches to the chin. Triumph doesn't seem bothered.
+Baby Food jolts Triumph with a hard jab to the solar plexus.
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-Baby Food attempts a roundhouse to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Baby Food takes charge with a series of punches to the jaw.
-Triumph attempts a right jab to the jaw, but Baby Food quickly backs away.
-Triumph attacks with a series of right punches to the eye, but Baby Food narrowly avoids it
-Baby Food charges with a barrage of punches to the chest, but Triumph beats a hasty retreat.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the temple.
+Triumph annoys Baby Food with a powerful jab to the mouth!
+Triumph scores with a series of punches to the solar plexus!
+Triumph pokes Baby Food with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Triumph lashes out with a volley of right punches to the head, but only hits air.
-Baby Food launches a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but misses.
+Triumph smashes Baby Food with a pair of punches to the eye!
+Triumph connects with a pair of punches to the chest.
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+Baby Food hits Triumph with a barrage of off balance blows to the eye.
+Baby Food clocks Triumph with a barrage of punches to the nose. Triumph asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the chin.
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-Baby Food attempts a flurry of punches to the eye, but fails to score.
+Baby Food hits Triumph with a pair of heavy punches to the temple.
+Baby Food thumps Triumph with a series of off balance punches to the solar plexus.
+Baby Food tosses a jab to the face.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog landed 43 of 72 punches, and Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy landed 44 of 90 punches.
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog won the round 10-9
Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy is winning the fight 96-94
Triumph remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Baby Food doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 11
Triumph is using the ring. (using the ring)
Baby Food moves and jabs. (using the ring)
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-Triumph tries to land a volley of punches to the eye, but Baby Food blocks.
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-Baby Food launches a series of right punches to the chest, but only hits air.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the nose.
-Baby Food charges with a pair of right punches to the jaw, but Triumph narrowly avoids it
+Baby Food pummels Triumph with a pair of off balance punches to the jaw.
+Triumph annoys Baby Food with a volley of punches to the ribs.
-Baby Food attacks with a flurry of punches to the jaw, but goes wide.
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-Baby Food probes with a series of right punches to the head, but fails to score.
+Triumph belts Baby Food with a series of solid punches to the mouth! Baby Food ignores it.
+Triumph wakes up the fans with a flurry of punches to the mouth!!
-Triumph tries to land a series of punches to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
+Baby Food wallops Triumph with a hard jab to the face.
+Triumph suprises Baby Food with a volley of punches to the nose.
-Baby Food paws a right left to the temple, but misses completely.
-Baby Food attempts a volley of right punches to the chest, but only hits air.
-Triumph attacks with a pair of punches to the chest, but Baby Food escapes.
-Baby Food tries to land a flurry of punches to the chin, but loses his balance.
-Triumph probes with a pair of right punches to the head, but fails to score.
-Triumph probes with a flurry of punches to the mouth, but Baby Food deftly avoits it.
-Baby Food paws a volley of right punches to the temple, but Triumph narrowly avoids it
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+Triumph solidly lands a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
+ The fighters swap punches to the mouth.
+Baby Food pops Triumph with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
+Triumph clocks Baby Food with a volley of glancing punches to the stomach.
+Baby Food stuns Triumph with a volley of nasty punches to the head.
+Triumph throws a barrage of punches to the chest.
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+Baby Food hits Triumph with a volley of punches to the chest.
+Baby Food pounds Triumph with a left to the nose.
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+Baby Food lands a heavy left to the jaw.
+Baby Food attacks with a barrage of powerful punches to the stomach.
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-Baby Food paws a pair of right punches to the mouth, but Triumph blocks.
-Triumph tries to land a series of punches to the face, but he's too slow.
-Baby Food probes with a flurry of left punches to the eye, but falls short.
+Baby Food throws a series of stinging punches to the stomach. Triumph laughs!
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-Baby Food probes with a pair of left punches to the chin, but Triumph covers himself well.
-Triumph tries a volley of punches to the face, but misses.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog landed 36 of 67 punches, and Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy landed 47 of 85 punches.
Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy won the round 10-9
Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy is winning the fight 106-103
Triumph remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Baby Food remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 12
Triumph tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Baby Food moves and jabs. (using the ring)
+Triumph lashes out with a flurry of blows to the mouth.
+Baby Food jolts Triumph with a series of light punches to the mouth.
+Baby Food tosses a volley of punches to the stomach. Triumph sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Baby Food shakes Triumph with a sweeping right to the eye.
+Triumph tosses a series of wild punches to the temple.
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+Baby Food punches Triumph with a flurry of glancing punches to the chin.
+Baby Food throws a barrage of nasty punches to the chin.
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+Triumph fires a series of stiff combinations to the chin!
-Baby Food attempts a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Triumph stays away from it.
+Baby Food tags Triumph with a barrage of heavy punches to the solar plexus.
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-Triumph throws a jab to the eye, but Baby Food takes it in the forearms.
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+Triumph drills Baby Food with a barrage of solid punches to the chin.
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+Baby Food attacks with a powerful jab to the temple.
+Baby Food pummels Triumph with a series of shots to the chest.
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-Triumph throws a volley of right blows to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
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-Triumph attempts a flurry of punches to the mouth, but only hits air.
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-Baby Food attempts a pair of punches to the chin, but Triumph blocks.
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+Triumph throws Baby Food with a blow to the groin! Boo! Boo!
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-Baby Food lashes out with a pair of shots to the stomach, but Triumph steps aside and laughs.
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+Baby Food pummels Triumph with a volley of punches to the eye. Triumph doesn't notice.
+Baby Food hits with a barrage of vicious blows to the mouth. Triumph covers up.
+Baby Food tattoos Triumph with a series of powerful punches to the temple!
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+ The fighters swap punches to the mouth.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog landed 20 of 41 punches, and Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy landed 68 of 89 punches.
Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy won the round 10-9
Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy is winning the fight 116-112
Triumph remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Baby Food remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy 10-9
Round 2: Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy 10-9
Round 3: Triumph the Insult Comic Dog 10-9
Round 4: Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy 10-9
Round 5: Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy 10-9
Round 6: Triumph the Insult Comic Dog 10-9
Round 7: Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy 10-9
Round 8: Triumph the Insult Comic Dog 10-9
Round 9: Triumph the Insult Comic Dog 10-9
Round 10: Triumph the Insult Comic Dog 10-9
Round 11: Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy 10-9
Round 12: Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy 10-9
Total Score: Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy 115-113
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy 10-9
Round 2: Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy 10-9
Round 3: Triumph the Insult Comic Dog 10-9
Round 4: Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy 10-9
Round 5: Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy 10-9
Round 6: Triumph the Insult Comic Dog 10-9
Round 7: Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy 10-9
Round 8: A 10-10 tie.
Round 9: Triumph the Insult Comic Dog 10-9
Round 10: Triumph the Insult Comic Dog 10-9
Round 11: Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy 10-9
Round 12: Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy 10-9
Total Score: Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy 116-113
Larry Holmes scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy 10-9
Round 2: Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy 10-9
Round 3: Triumph the Insult Comic Dog 10-9
Round 4: Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy 10-9
Round 5: Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy 10-9
Round 6: Triumph the Insult Comic Dog 10-9
Round 7: Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy 10-9
Round 8: Triumph the Insult Comic Dog 10-9
Round 9: Triumph the Insult Comic Dog 10-9
Round 10: Triumph the Insult Comic Dog 10-9
Round 11: Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy 10-9
Round 12: Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy 10-9
Total Score: Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy 115-113
Gerbert "Baby Food" Boy wins by decision!
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