Public Fight Report
(Super-Welterweight) Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" defeated David Funk by unanimous decision: 115-113, 115-113, 115-113.Match Thursday, April 20, 2017In this corner, standing 5 feet and 2 inches (157 centimeters) tall weighing in at 154 pounds (70 kilograms) is Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom"!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 7 inches (170 centimeters) tall weighing in at 150 pounds (68 kilograms) is David Funk!!
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1
Sarah Soccer Mom clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
David covers up.
David tries to attack, but Sarah Soccer Mom hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Sarah Soccer Mom shakes David with a barrage of blows to the temple!! David retreats to the far corner.
-Sarah Soccer Mom throws a pair of right punches to the stomach, but he's too slow.
+Sarah Soccer Mom connects with a volley of painful blows to the face.
-Sarah Soccer Mom paws a pair of punches to the chest, but David ducks just in time.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom tries to land a barrage of left shots to the eye, but is ineffective.
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+David attacks with a pair of strong blows to the temple. Sarah Soccer Mom backpedals to his own corner.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom tries to land a pair of right punches to the mouth, but David steps aside.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom fires a series of blows to the eye, but misses completely.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom attempts a flurry of blows to the stomach, but David stays away from it.
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David tries to attack, but Sarah Soccer Mom hangs on until the referee separates them.
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David tries to attack, but Sarah Soccer Mom hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom charges with a uppercut to the stomach, but to no avail.
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David tries to attack, but Sarah Soccer Mom hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Sarah Soccer Mom fires a pair of left shots to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom paws a barrage of blows to the stomach, but David narrowly avoids it
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+Sarah Soccer Mom pops David with a volley of light punches to the mouth.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom attempts a barrage of blows to the chest, but David ducks just in time.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom throws a barrage of punches to the face, but misses completely.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" landed 19 of 79 punches, and David Funk landed 6 of 8 punches.
Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" won the round 10-9
Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" is winning the fight 10-9
Sarah Soccer Mom doesn't even want to rest!
David doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Sarah Soccer Mom clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
David covers up.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom attempts a pair of left blows to the ribs, but only hits air.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom fires a series of right shots to the solar plexus, but David hides behind his gloves.
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+Sarah Soccer Mom fires a series of light punches to the temple. David sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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David tries to attack, but Sarah Soccer Mom hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom lunges with a volley of right shots to the head, but comes up empty.
David tries to attack, but Sarah Soccer Mom hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Sarah Soccer Mom probes with a pair of shots to the jaw, but David backs out of it.
+Sarah Soccer Mom pops David with a commanding cross to the chin.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom charges with a pair of punches to the chest, but falls short.
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David tries to attack, but Sarah Soccer Mom hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Sarah Soccer Mom throws a series of shots to the stomach, but David ducks.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom lunges with a flurry of left punches to the nose, but David takes it in the forearms.
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David tries to attack, but Sarah Soccer Mom hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom throws a series of blows to the nose, but loses his balance.
-Sarah Soccer Mom probes with a flurry of punches to the head, but only hits air.
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+Sarah Soccer Mom grazes David with a volley of stiff punches to the eye.
-Sarah Soccer Mom paws a barrage of punches to the eye, but David leaps aside.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" landed 23 of 78 punches, and David Funk landed 6 of 8 punches.
Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" won the round 10-9
Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" is winning the fight 20-18
Sarah Soccer Mom doesn't even want to rest!
David doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Sarah Soccer Mom is backpedaling. (using the ring)
David covers up.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom lunges with a left jab to the face, but goes wide.
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+David tags Sarah Soccer Mom with a volley of furious punches to the mouth.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" landed 2 of 8 punches, and David Funk landed 6 of 8 punches.
David Funk won the round 10-9
Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" is winning the fight 29-28
Sarah Soccer Mom doesn't even want to rest!
David doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 4
Sarah Soccer Mom throws everything he's got! (all-out)
David covers up.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom tries a right jab to the chin, but David stays away from it.
+David pops Sarah Soccer Mom with a pair of blows to the chin.
+Sarah Soccer Mom punches David with a pair of hard punches to the chin.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom lashes out with a right hook to the nose, but misses.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom launches a flurry of roundhouses to the temple, but David escapes.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom paws a flurry of blows to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
-Sarah Soccer Mom throws a series of shots to the mouth, but David quickly backs away.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" landed 7 of 34 punches, and David Funk landed 8 of 8 punches.
Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" won the round 10-9
Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" is winning the fight 39-37
Sarah Soccer Mom remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
David doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 5
Sarah Soccer Mom is backpedaling. (using the ring)
David covers up.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom throws a volley of punches to the temple, but David ties him up.
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+David hits with a barrage of punches to the nose.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" landed 2 of 8 punches, and David Funk landed 5 of 8 punches.
David Funk won the round 10-9
Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" is winning the fight 48-47
Sarah Soccer Mom remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
David doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 6
Sarah Soccer Mom throws everything he's got! (all-out)
David covers up.
+David drills Sarah Soccer Mom with a barrage of commanding punches to the eye. Sarah Soccer Mom grimaces in pain.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom probes with a roundhouse to the head, but David ducks.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom attempts a volley of right punches to the temple, but to no avail.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom launches a series of left hooks to the face, but David quickly backs away.
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+Sarah Soccer Mom nails David with a barrage of commanding punches to the nose.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom lashes out with a right cross to the head, but David blocks.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" landed 7 of 33 punches, and David Funk landed 8 of 8 punches.
Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" won the round 10-9
Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" is winning the fight 58-56
Sarah Soccer Mom remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
David doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 7
Sarah Soccer Mom is backpedaling. (using the ring)
David covers up.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom lunges with a pair of left punches to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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The fighters study each other.
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The fighters stop to pull up their trunks.
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The fighters start chatting with members of the press.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" landed 2 of 8 punches, and David Funk landed 5 of 8 punches.
David Funk won the round 10-9
Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" is winning the fight 67-66
Sarah Soccer Mom remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
David doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 8
Sarah Soccer Mom throws everything he's got! (all-out)
David covers up.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom fires a series of left punches to the chin, but he's too slow.
-Sarah Soccer Mom attacks with a barrage of punches to the head, but loses his balance.
+Sarah Soccer Mom stuns David with a painful right to the face.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom throws a uppercut to the temple, but comes up empty.
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+David clocks Sarah Soccer Mom with a off balance left to the chin. Sarah Soccer Mom ignores it.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom paws a pair of blows to the eye, but is ineffective.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom attempts a volley of roundhouses to the mouth, but fails to score.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom lashes out with a barrage of right hooks to the face, but David ducks.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" landed 6 of 31 punches, and David Funk landed 7 of 8 punches.
Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" won the round 10-9
Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" is winning the fight 77-75
Sarah Soccer Mom remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
David remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 9
Sarah Soccer Mom is backpedaling. (using the ring)
David covers up.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom fires a volley of right punches to the chin, but David deftly avoits it.
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+David punches Sarah Soccer Mom with an illegal kidney punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" landed 2 of 8 punches, and David Funk landed 5 of 9 punches.
David Funk won the round 10-9
Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" is winning the fight 86-85
Sarah Soccer Mom remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
David doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 10
Sarah Soccer Mom throws everything he's got! (all-out)
David covers up.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom launches a pair of punches to the nose, but David deftly avoits it.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom charges with a barrage of uppercuts to the head, but fails to score.
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+David lands a barrage of punches to the face. Sarah Soccer Mom hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom attempts a series of blows to the mouth, but misses completely.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom throws a pair of shots to the jaw, but David steps aside.
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+Sarah Soccer Mom lands a pair of furious crosses to the temple.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" landed 6 of 32 punches, and David Funk landed 8 of 9 punches.
Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" won the round 10-9
Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" is winning the fight 96-94
Sarah Soccer Mom grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
David remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 11
Sarah Soccer Mom is backpedaling. (using the ring)
David covers up.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom probes with a flurry of right punches to the chin, but David stays away from it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" landed 2 of 7 punches, and David Funk landed 5 of 8 punches.
David Funk won the round 10-9
Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" is winning the fight 105-104
Sarah Soccer Mom remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
David remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 12
Sarah Soccer Mom throws everything he's got! (all-out)
David covers up.
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+Sarah Soccer Mom lands a volley of strong crosses to the jaw!! David covers up.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom charges with a pair of left shots to the nose, but David steps aside and laughs.
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+David solidly lands a loud jab to the chest! Sarah Soccer Mom asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom throws a shot to the jaw, but goes wide.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom charges with a volley of shots to the chin, but David takes it in the forearms.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" landed 6 of 32 punches, and David Funk landed 8 of 8 punches.
Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" won the round 10-9
Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" is winning the fight 115-113
Sarah Soccer Mom grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
David remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" 10-9
Round 2: Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" 10-9
Round 3: David Funk 10-9
Round 4: Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" 10-9
Round 5: David Funk 10-9
Round 6: Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" 10-9
Round 7: David Funk 10-9
Round 8: Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" 10-9
Round 9: David Funk 10-9
Round 10: Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" 10-9
Round 11: David Funk 10-9
Round 12: Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" 10-9
Total Score: Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" 115-113
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" 10-9
Round 2: Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" 10-9
Round 3: David Funk 10-9
Round 4: Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" 10-9
Round 5: David Funk 10-9
Round 6: Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" 10-9
Round 7: David Funk 10-9
Round 8: Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" 10-9
Round 9: David Funk 10-9
Round 10: Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" 10-9
Round 11: David Funk 10-9
Round 12: Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" 10-9
Total Score: Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" 115-113
Sean O'Grady scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" 10-9
Round 2: Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" 10-9
Round 3: David Funk 10-9
Round 4: Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" 10-9
Round 5: David Funk 10-9
Round 6: Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" 10-9
Round 7: David Funk 10-9
Round 8: Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" 10-9
Round 9: David Funk 10-9
Round 10: Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" 10-9
Round 11: David Funk 10-9
Round 12: Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" 10-9
Total Score: Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" 115-113
Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" wins by decision!
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