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(Lightweight) Dead Man Coffeeguzzler defeated BOT-181989 by unanimous decision: 116-112, 116-112, 116-112.

Match Wednesday, April 12, 2017

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 135 pounds (61 kilograms) is Dead Man Coffeeguzzler!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 135 pounds (61 kilograms) is BOT-181989!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)
Bot-181989 is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Bot-181989 backs up Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of off balance punches to the eye!
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+Coffeeguzzler wallops Bot-181989 with a flurry of commanding punches to the eye. Bot-181989 shakes his head to clear it.
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+Coffeeguzzler lands a glancing straight right to the face. Bot-181989 ignores it.
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+Bot-181989 jars Coffeeguzzler with a volley of punches to the temple.
+Coffeeguzzler pummels Bot-181989 with a flurry of painful punches to the chest. Bot-181989 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Coffeeguzzler probes with a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but Bot-181989 stays away from it.
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+Coffeeguzzler solidly lands a barrage of strong punches to the eye. Bot-181989 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Coffeeguzzler rocks Bot-181989 with a flurry of furious punches to the head!
+Coffeeguzzler lands a series of vicious punches to the face. Bot-181989 gets mad!
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+Coffeeguzzler attacks with a series of punches to the nose!! Bot-181989 beats a hasty retreat.
+Bot-181989 throws a volley of punches to the solar plexus! Coffeeguzzler seems wobbly!
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+Bot-181989 hammers Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of nice punches to the face.
+Bot-181989 hits Coffeeguzzler with a hard right to the head.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the mouth.
+Coffeeguzzler shakes Bot-181989 with a pair of nice punches to the jaw.
+Coffeeguzzler fires a flurry of loud punches to the ribs.
+Coffeeguzzler rocks Bot-181989 with a series of stiff punches to the face.
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+Coffeeguzzler throws a flurry of punches to the mouth.
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+Coffeeguzzler slams Bot-181989 with a barrage of strong punches to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dead Man Coffeeguzzler landed 54 of 64 punches, and BOT-181989 landed 29 of 31 punches.

Dead Man Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

Dead Man Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 10-9


Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!

Bot-181989 doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Coffeeguzzler comes out fighting.
Bot-181989 is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Bot-181989 smacks Coffeeguzzler with a volley of stinging shots to the chest.
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-Coffeeguzzler attempts a volley of left shots to the chest, but Bot-181989 ducks just in time.
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+Coffeeguzzler hammers Bot-181989 with a volley of punches to the ribs!!
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+ The fighters exchange blows to the jaw.
+Bot-181989 hits with a pair of glancing punches to the chest.
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+Coffeeguzzler connects with a nasty uppercut to the stomach.
+Bot-181989 tags Coffeeguzzler with a pair of wild punches to the mouth.
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+Coffeeguzzler annoys Bot-181989 with a light right to the chest!!
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+Coffeeguzzler smacks Bot-181989 with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Bot-181989 pummels Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of punches to the chin.
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+Bot-181989 lands a powerful sweeping right to the eye.
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+Bot-181989 hits Coffeeguzzler with a pair of wild punches to the stomach. Coffeeguzzler beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dead Man Coffeeguzzler landed 23 of 35 punches, and BOT-181989 landed 32 of 33 punches.

BOT-181989 won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!

Bot-181989 doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Coffeeguzzler comes out fighting.
Bot-181989 is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Coffeeguzzler throws a barrage of shots to the ribs. Bot-181989 ignores it.
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+Bot-181989 shakes Coffeeguzzler with a powerful straight right to the head.
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-Coffeeguzzler lashes out with a volley of blows to the chest, but Bot-181989 quickly backs away.
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+Bot-181989 fires a pair of loud shots to the eye.
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-Coffeeguzzler paws a roundhouse to the chest, but Bot-181989 takes it in the forearms.
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+Coffeeguzzler annoys Bot-181989 with a flurry of mean punches to the chest. Bot-181989 quickly recovers.
+Bot-181989 nails Coffeeguzzler with a pair of punches to the head.
+Bot-181989 throws a series of punches to the mouth!
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+Coffeeguzzler attacks with a volley of off balance blows to the stomach.
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+Bot-181989 pounds Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
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+Bot-181989 hurts Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of stinging shots to the face. Coffeeguzzler quickly recovers.
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+Bot-181989 lands a flurry of painful punches to the chin!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dead Man Coffeeguzzler landed 23 of 31 punches, and BOT-181989 landed 30 of 30 punches.

BOT-181989 won the round 10-9

BOT-181989 is winning the fight 29-28


Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!

Bot-181989 doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 4

Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)
Bot-181989 is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Bot-181989 hits with a pair of punches to the head.
+Coffeeguzzler throws a pair of punches to the temple.
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+Coffeeguzzler tosses a series of punches to the eye! Bot-181989 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Coffeeguzzler fires a barrage of punches to the eye!!
+Bot-181989 hurts Coffeeguzzler with a pair of commanding punches to the jaw.
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+Coffeeguzzler belts Bot-181989 with a series of punches to the mouth.
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+Coffeeguzzler lands a series of nasty punches to the chest!!
+ The fighters swap punches to the face.
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+Bot-181989 annoys Coffeeguzzler with a volley of powerful punches to the head. Coffeeguzzler falls against the ropes!
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+Coffeeguzzler belts Bot-181989 with a volley of powerful punches to the chest.
+Bot-181989 tosses a flurry of furious punches to the jaw.
+Bot-181989 tattoos Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of powerful punches to the jaw.
-Coffeeguzzler probes with a barrage of left punches to the jaw, but is ineffective.
+Coffeeguzzler attacks with a flurry of stinging punches to the mouth.
+Coffeeguzzler connects with a series of heavy punches to the ribs.
+Coffeeguzzler hammers Bot-181989 with a barrage of stinging punches to the stomach.
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+Coffeeguzzler punches Bot-181989 with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
+Coffeeguzzler throws a pair of stiff punches to the head!
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+Bot-181989 thumps Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of hard punches to the stomach. Coffeeguzzler falls against the ropes!
+Coffeeguzzler solidly lands a series of glancing punches to the eye. Bot-181989 falls against the ropes!
+Coffeeguzzler wallops Bot-181989 with a series of heavy punches to the temple. Bot-181989 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Coffeeguzzler throws a series of punches to the mouth. Bot-181989 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dead Man Coffeeguzzler landed 73 of 80 punches, and BOT-181989 landed 31 of 34 punches.

Dead Man Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Coffeeguzzler doesn't even want to rest!

Bot-181989 doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 5

Coffeeguzzler comes out fighting.
Bot-181989 is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+ The fighters swap blows to the head.
+Bot-181989 connects with a pair of powerful punches to the face. Coffeeguzzler retreats to the far corner.
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+Coffeeguzzler hits with a series of stiff punches to the ribs.
+Bot-181989 hammers Coffeeguzzler with a pair of punches to the stomach.
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+Coffeeguzzler lands a pair of punches to the solar plexus. Bot-181989 ignores it.
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-Coffeeguzzler tries a flurry of shots to the chest, but Bot-181989 takes it in the forearms.
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+Bot-181989 punches Coffeeguzzler with a straight right to the temple!
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-Coffeeguzzler lunges with a jab to the chest, but misses completely.
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+Coffeeguzzler wakes up the fans with a barrage of shots to the chest.
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+Bot-181989 hits with a volley of glancing punches to the chest.
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+Bot-181989 wallops Coffeeguzzler with a volley of punches to the temple!! Coffeeguzzler grimaces in pain.
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+Coffeeguzzler pokes Bot-181989 with a pair of shots to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dead Man Coffeeguzzler landed 19 of 30 punches, and BOT-181989 landed 33 of 33 punches.

BOT-181989 won the round 10-9

BOT-181989 is winning the fight 48-47


Coffeeguzzler doesn't even want to rest!

Bot-181989 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

Coffeeguzzler moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Bot-181989 is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Bot-181989 shakes Coffeeguzzler with a volley of loud punches to the ribs. Coffeeguzzler asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Bot-181989 jars Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of off balance punches to the solar plexus. Coffeeguzzler beats a hasty retreat.
+Coffeeguzzler throws a series of punches to the head!
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+Coffeeguzzler tosses a series of punches to the eye. Bot-181989 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Coffeeguzzler attacks with a flurry of vicious punches to the chin!
+Coffeeguzzler tattoos Bot-181989 with a stinging jab to the jaw.
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+Coffeeguzzler tosses a straight right to the jaw.
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+Bot-181989 stuns Coffeeguzzler with a volley of nice punches to the face.
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+Coffeeguzzler backs up Bot-181989 with a barrage of painful punches to the mouth.
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+Coffeeguzzler lashes out with a volley of stinging punches to the temple.
+Coffeeguzzler pounds Bot-181989 with a barrage of hard punches to the nose.
+Coffeeguzzler clocks Bot-181989 with a pair of quick punches to the head.
+Coffeeguzzler lands a pair of heavy punches to the ribs.
+Coffeeguzzler hammers Bot-181989 with a barrage of commanding punches to the stomach. Bot-181989 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Coffeeguzzler annoys Bot-181989 with a volley of glancing punches to the head!
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+Bot-181989 hammers Coffeeguzzler with a series of punches to the face. Coffeeguzzler laughs!
-Coffeeguzzler probes with a volley of right punches to the face, but Bot-181989 steps aside and laughs.
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+Coffeeguzzler slams Bot-181989 with a series of commanding punches to the solar plexus. Bot-181989 covers up.
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-Coffeeguzzler charges with a barrage of shots to the nose, but only hits air.
+Coffeeguzzler annoys Bot-181989 with a volley of blows to the nose.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the head.
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+Coffeeguzzler connects with a barrage of off balance punches to the jaw. Bot-181989 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
-Coffeeguzzler throws a flurry of right punches to the nose, but Bot-181989 escapes.
+Coffeeguzzler annoys Bot-181989 with a flurry of punches to the ribs!
-Coffeeguzzler launches a series of left punches to the eye, but Bot-181989 blocks.
+Coffeeguzzler throws a flurry of punches to the mouth!! Bot-181989 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+ The fighters trade punches to the nose.
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+Bot-181989 tattoos Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dead Man Coffeeguzzler landed 77 of 88 punches, and BOT-181989 landed 31 of 31 punches.

Dead Man Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Coffeeguzzler doesn't even want to rest!

Bot-181989 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 7

Coffeeguzzler moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Bot-181989 is backpedaling. (using the ring)

-Coffeeguzzler throws a flurry of punches to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Coffeeguzzler pops Bot-181989 with a flurry of punches to the chin.
+Coffeeguzzler hits with a pair of stinging punches to the nose. Bot-181989 covers up.
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+Coffeeguzzler connects with a volley of light punches to the chest.
+Coffeeguzzler drills Bot-181989 with a barrage of strong punches to the jaw.
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+Bot-181989 tosses a barrage of stinging punches to the chin.
+Bot-181989 hits Coffeeguzzler with a pair of punches to the ribs!
-Coffeeguzzler probes with a volley of left punches to the mouth, but Bot-181989 ties him up.
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-Coffeeguzzler paws a volley of left punches to the stomach, but Bot-181989 beats a hasty retreat.
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+Coffeeguzzler staggers Bot-181989 with a flurry of mean punches to the head.
+Coffeeguzzler lands a flurry of mean punches to the jaw. Bot-181989 shakes his head to clear it.
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-Coffeeguzzler lashes out with a left jab to the nose, but comes up empty.
+Coffeeguzzler scores with a barrage of punches to the eye.
+Coffeeguzzler tattoos Bot-181989 with a barrage of hard punches to the head.
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+Coffeeguzzler attacks with a volley of stiff punches to the temple.
+Coffeeguzzler whacks Bot-181989 with a pair of punches to the eye.
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-Coffeeguzzler lashes out with a right jab to the chest, but fails to score.
+Bot-181989 hits Coffeeguzzler with a volley of punches to the nose. Coffeeguzzler hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Coffeeguzzler slams Bot-181989 with a volley of punches to the stomach.
+Bot-181989 solidly lands a volley of powerful punches to the solar plexus.
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+Bot-181989 whacks Coffeeguzzler with a furious sweeping right to the jaw!! Coffeeguzzler shakes his head to clear it.
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+Bot-181989 whacks Coffeeguzzler with a heavy cross to the mouth!
+Coffeeguzzler backs up Bot-181989 with a barrage of off balance punches to the chin.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the head.
+Coffeeguzzler connects with a flurry of punches to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dead Man Coffeeguzzler landed 62 of 84 punches, and BOT-181989 landed 31 of 31 punches.

Dead Man Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

Dead Man Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 67-66


Coffeeguzzler remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Bot-181989 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 8

Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)
Bot-181989 is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Coffeeguzzler hits with a pair of hard punches to the jaw. Bot-181989 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Coffeeguzzler throws a flurry of right punches to the chest, but Bot-181989 blocks.
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-Coffeeguzzler probes with a barrage of right punches to the chin, but Bot-181989 stays away from it.
+Coffeeguzzler connects with a pair of stiff punches to the jaw.
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+Bot-181989 scores with a pair of quick punches to the mouth!!
-Coffeeguzzler lunges with a volley of right punches to the chin, but Bot-181989 steps aside and laughs.
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+Coffeeguzzler throws a series of glancing punches to the temple.
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-Coffeeguzzler throws a flurry of punches to the temple, but Bot-181989 deftly avoits it.
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+Coffeeguzzler throws a volley of strong punches to the nose.
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+Coffeeguzzler lands a pair of stiff punches to the chin.
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-Coffeeguzzler attempts a series of punches to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Coffeeguzzler lashes out with a pair of nasty shots to the mouth.
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+Coffeeguzzler pops Bot-181989 with a volley of off balance punches to the face!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dead Man Coffeeguzzler landed 49 of 79 punches, and BOT-181989 landed 8 of 8 punches.

Dead Man Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

Dead Man Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 77-75


Coffeeguzzler remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Bot-181989 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 9

Coffeeguzzler is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Bot-181989 is backpedaling. (using the ring)

-Coffeeguzzler probes with a series of right punches to the eye, but Bot-181989 ties him up.
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+Coffeeguzzler hits with a pair of light punches to the stomach. Bot-181989 quickly recovers.
+Coffeeguzzler drills Bot-181989 with a volley of quick punches to the stomach.
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+Coffeeguzzler tags Bot-181989 with a barrage of punches to the jaw!
+Bot-181989 solidly lands a barrage of punches to the mouth.
+Coffeeguzzler throws a series of punches to the jaw.
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-Coffeeguzzler attempts a flurry of punches to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Coffeeguzzler lunges with a flurry of right punches to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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-Coffeeguzzler tries a pair of left punches to the chin, but Bot-181989 backs out of it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dead Man Coffeeguzzler landed 29 of 59 punches, and BOT-181989 landed 7 of 8 punches.

Dead Man Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

Dead Man Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 87-84


Coffeeguzzler remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Bot-181989 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 10

Coffeeguzzler is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Bot-181989 is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Bot-181989 fires a series of stinging punches to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dead Man Coffeeguzzler landed 4 of 8 punches, and BOT-181989 landed 6 of 7 punches.

Dead Man Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

Dead Man Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 97-93


Coffeeguzzler remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Bot-181989 doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 11

Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)
Bot-181989 is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Coffeeguzzler hits with a flurry of punches to the chin. Bot-181989 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Coffeeguzzler hurts Bot-181989 with a flurry of nice punches to the jaw.
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-Coffeeguzzler lashes out with a series of left punches to the face, but flails uselessly.
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+Bot-181989 hammers Coffeeguzzler with a furious hook to the eye!
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-Coffeeguzzler probes with a series of right punches to the nose, but Bot-181989 hides behind his gloves.
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-Coffeeguzzler throws a barrage of punches to the mouth, but Bot-181989 backs out of it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dead Man Coffeeguzzler landed 17 of 32 punches, and BOT-181989 landed 9 of 9 punches.

Dead Man Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

Dead Man Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 107-102


Coffeeguzzler doesn't even want to rest!

Bot-181989 doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 12

Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)
Bot-181989 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

+ The fighters swap punches to the head.
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+Bot-181989 wakes up the fans with a series of punches to the chin.
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+Bot-181989 connects with a barrage of punches to the mouth. Coffeeguzzler quickly recovers.
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+Bot-181989 whacks Coffeeguzzler with a series of punches to the jaw.
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+Bot-181989 solidly lands a flurry of punches to the face.
+Coffeeguzzler lands a series of punches to the mouth.
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-Coffeeguzzler lashes out with a barrage of punches to the temple, but Bot-181989 ties him up.
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+Bot-181989 tags Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of combinations to the head.
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+Coffeeguzzler clocks Bot-181989 with a series of punches to the face.
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+Bot-181989 lands a flurry of commanding punches to the jaw.
+Coffeeguzzler slams Bot-181989 with a barrage of punches to the nose.
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+Coffeeguzzler punches Bot-181989 with a flurry of furious punches to the temple. Bot-181989 grimaces in pain.
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+Coffeeguzzler tattoos Bot-181989 with a volley of loud punches to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dead Man Coffeeguzzler landed 21 of 32 punches, and BOT-181989 landed 25 of 30 punches.

BOT-181989 won the round 10-9

Dead Man Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 116-112


Coffeeguzzler doesn't even want to rest!

Bot-181989 doesn't even want to rest!




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 2: BOT-181989 10-9
Round 3: BOT-181989 10-9
Round 4: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 5: BOT-181989 10-9
Round 6: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 7: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 8: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 9: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 10: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 11: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 12: BOT-181989 10-9

Total Score: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 116-112


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 2: BOT-181989 10-9
Round 3: BOT-181989 10-9
Round 4: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 5: BOT-181989 10-9
Round 6: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 7: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 8: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 9: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 10: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 11: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 12: BOT-181989 10-9

Total Score: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 116-112


Roy Jones Jr scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 2: BOT-181989 10-9
Round 3: BOT-181989 10-9
Round 4: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 5: BOT-181989 10-9
Round 6: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 7: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 8: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 9: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 10: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 11: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 12: BOT-181989 10-9

Total Score: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 116-112

Dead Man Coffeeguzzler wins by decision!