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(Super-Welterweight) Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" defeated David Funk by unanimous decision: 115-113, 115-113, 115-113.

Match Thursday, April 06, 2017

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 2 inches (157 centimeters) tall weighing in at 154 pounds (70 kilograms) is Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom"!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 7 inches (170 centimeters) tall weighing in at 150 pounds (68 kilograms) is David Funk!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.
ROUND 1

Sarah Soccer Mom clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
David covers up.

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-Sarah Soccer Mom paws a flurry of shots to the mouth, but David ties him up.
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David tries to attack, but Sarah Soccer Mom hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom fires a pair of right blows to the eye, but to no avail.
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David tries to attack, but Sarah Soccer Mom hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom fires a series of left shots to the eye, but David covers himself well.
-Sarah Soccer Mom fires a right roundhouse to the head, but goes wide.
-Sarah Soccer Mom lunges with a volley of punches to the face, but only hits air.
+Sarah Soccer Mom throws a volley of quick punches to the solar plexus.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom fires a barrage of left punches to the chest, but David backs out of it.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom fires a volley of blows to the face, but David deftly avoits it.
+Sarah Soccer Mom slams David with a series of glancing shots to the chin!
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+Sarah Soccer Mom smacks David with a barrage of furious punches to the head.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom lunges with a barrage of blows to the head, but David steps aside and laughs.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom lashes out with a pair of blows to the chest, but loses his balance.
-Sarah Soccer Mom launches a volley of right blows to the temple, but fails to score.
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+Sarah Soccer Mom hits with a flurry of punches to the head.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom tries to land a pair of right blows to the nose, but misses.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom throws a left uppercut to the eye, but fails to score.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom probes with a volley of shots to the face, but David covers himself well.
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+David pops Sarah Soccer Mom with a light roundhouse to the stomach.
-Sarah Soccer Mom throws a series of left shots to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
David tries to attack, but Sarah Soccer Mom hangs on until the referee separates them.
David tries to attack, but Sarah Soccer Mom hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" landed 23 of 80 punches, and David Funk landed 6 of 8 punches.

Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" won the round 10-9

Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" is winning the fight 10-9


Sarah Soccer Mom doesn't even want to rest!

David doesn't want to stop fighting!


ROUND 2

Sarah Soccer Mom clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
David covers up.

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-Sarah Soccer Mom fires a right straight right to the eye, but David backs out of it.
-Sarah Soccer Mom throws a volley of blows to the face, but David steps aside and laughs.
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+Sarah Soccer Mom slams David with a series of off balance shots to the head.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom lunges with a right uppercut to the face, but fails to score.
-Sarah Soccer Mom lunges with a uppercut to the mouth, but David ducks just in time.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom probes with a barrage of shots to the eye, but loses his balance.
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David tries to attack, but Sarah Soccer Mom hangs on until the referee separates them.
David tries to attack, but Sarah Soccer Mom hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Sarah Soccer Mom attempts a volley of punches to the eye, but David hides behind his gloves.
-Sarah Soccer Mom paws a volley of blows to the eye, but David ties him up.
David tries to attack, but Sarah Soccer Mom hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom charges with a barrage of shots to the chin, but David leaps aside.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom probes with a barrage of blows to the ribs, but David deftly avoits it.
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+Sarah Soccer Mom punches David with a right to the nose. David sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Sarah Soccer Mom strikes with a flurry of commanding blows to the jaw.
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David tries to attack, but Sarah Soccer Mom hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Sarah Soccer Mom tries to land a volley of right punches to the eye, but is ineffective.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom attempts a series of shots to the head, but David leaps aside.
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+Sarah Soccer Mom solidly lands a volley of hard shots to the nose.
+David tags Sarah Soccer Mom with a pair of vicious shots to the nose.
-Sarah Soccer Mom throws a pair of shots to the stomach, but David covers himself well.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" landed 21 of 77 punches, and David Funk landed 5 of 8 punches.

Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" won the round 10-9

Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" is winning the fight 20-18


Sarah Soccer Mom remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

David doesn't want to stop fighting!


ROUND 3

Sarah Soccer Mom is backpedaling. (using the ring)
David covers up.

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+David staggers Sarah Soccer Mom with a furious right to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" landed 2 of 7 punches, and David Funk landed 5 of 8 punches.

David Funk won the round 10-9

Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" is winning the fight 29-28


Sarah Soccer Mom doesn't even want to rest!

David doesn't want to stop fighting!


ROUND 4

Sarah Soccer Mom clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
David covers up.

-Sarah Soccer Mom tries to land a series of right punches to the jaw, but David steps aside and laughs.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom throws a volley of left punches to the stomach, but to no avail.
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David tries to attack, but Sarah Soccer Mom hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Sarah Soccer Mom lashes out with a jab to the head, but David stays away from it.
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David tries to attack, but Sarah Soccer Mom hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+David hits with a flurry of shots to the eye.
David tries to attack, but Sarah Soccer Mom hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Sarah Soccer Mom hits David with a series of light blows to the eye.
+Sarah Soccer Mom takes charge with a series of painful blows to the ribs. David covers up.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom attacks with a series of punches to the jaw, but David takes it in the forearms.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom attacks with a flurry of left blows to the head, but goes wide.
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David tries to attack, but Sarah Soccer Mom hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Sarah Soccer Mom throws a pair of powerful blows to the nose.
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+Sarah Soccer Mom staggers David with a glancing uppercut to the mouth!
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+Sarah Soccer Mom clocks David with a flurry of punches to the chin. David doesn't seem bothered.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom tries a series of blows to the stomach, but David ducks just in time.
-Sarah Soccer Mom lunges with a flurry of left blows to the eye, but flails uselessly.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom lunges with a pair of right blows to the mouth, but fails to score.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom attempts a volley of left punches to the jaw, but goes wide.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" landed 21 of 79 punches, and David Funk landed 6 of 8 punches.

Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" won the round 10-9

Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" is winning the fight 39-37


Sarah Soccer Mom remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

David doesn't want to stop fighting!


ROUND 5

Sarah Soccer Mom is backpedaling. (using the ring)
David covers up.

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-Sarah Soccer Mom charges with a volley of left punches to the jaw, but fails to score.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" landed 2 of 8 punches, and David Funk landed 6 of 8 punches.

David Funk won the round 10-9

Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" is winning the fight 48-47


Sarah Soccer Mom remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

David doesn't want to stop fighting!


ROUND 6

Sarah Soccer Mom throws everything he's got! (all-out)
David covers up.

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-Sarah Soccer Mom tries a pair of blows to the mouth, but David blocks.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom throws a pair of right uppercuts to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom lunges with a series of left roundhouses to the nose, but David takes it in the forearms.
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+David catches Sarah Soccer Mom with a flurry of solid blows to the face.
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+Sarah Soccer Mom solidly lands a volley of loud shots to the face.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom attempts a flurry of crosses to the chin, but David escapes.
-Sarah Soccer Mom tries a flurry of hooks to the chin, but flails uselessly.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" landed 7 of 34 punches, and David Funk landed 8 of 8 punches.

Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" won the round 10-9

Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" is winning the fight 58-56


Sarah Soccer Mom grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

David doesn't even want to rest!


ROUND 7

Sarah Soccer Mom is backpedaling. (using the ring)
David covers up.

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+David fires a hard roundhouse to the temple.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom attacks with a flurry of right punches to the head, but misses completely.
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The fighters study each other.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" landed 2 of 9 punches, and David Funk landed 6 of 8 punches.

David Funk won the round 10-9

Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" is winning the fight 67-66


Sarah Soccer Mom remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

David doesn't want to stop fighting!


ROUND 8

Sarah Soccer Mom throws everything he's got! (all-out)
David covers up.

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-Sarah Soccer Mom lashes out with a flurry of blows to the eye, but David ties him up.
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+David takes charge with a flurry of nice shots to the mouth!
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-Sarah Soccer Mom attempts a series of shots to the mouth, but misses completely.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom tries a volley of roundhouses to the head, but flails uselessly.
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+Sarah Soccer Mom lashes out with a barrage of light roundhouses to the nose.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom charges with a flurry of blows to the chin, but flails uselessly.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom throws a series of punches to the nose, but David escapes.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" landed 7 of 34 punches, and David Funk landed 8 of 8 punches.

Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" won the round 10-9

Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" is winning the fight 77-75


Sarah Soccer Mom grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

David doesn't even want to rest!


ROUND 9

Sarah Soccer Mom is backpedaling. (using the ring)
David covers up.

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+David annoys Sarah Soccer Mom with a flurry of wild shots to the eye. Sarah Soccer Mom gets mad!
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-Sarah Soccer Mom launches a volley of punches to the head, but David ties him up.
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The fighters start chatting with members of the press.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" landed 2 of 8 punches, and David Funk landed 5 of 8 punches.

David Funk won the round 10-9

Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" is winning the fight 86-85


Sarah Soccer Mom grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

David doesn't even want to rest!


ROUND 10

Sarah Soccer Mom throws everything he's got! (all-out)
David covers up.

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+Sarah Soccer Mom clocks David with a volley of solid hooks to the eye. David beats a hasty retreat.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom probes with a pair of right roundhouses to the nose, but David ducks just in time.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom tries a pair of crosses to the eye, but David ties him up.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom attempts a left uppercut to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+David solidly lands a pair of nasty blows to the head.
-Sarah Soccer Mom throws a left to the face, but falls short.
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+David attacks with a series of furious punches to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" landed 6 of 33 punches, and David Funk landed 7 of 8 punches.

Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" won the round 10-9

Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" is winning the fight 96-94


Sarah Soccer Mom grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

David remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.


ROUND 11

Sarah Soccer Mom is backpedaling. (using the ring)
David covers up.

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+David tattoos Sarah Soccer Mom with a barrage of punches to the eye.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom tries a series of right punches to the mouth, but fails to score.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" landed 2 of 8 punches, and David Funk landed 5 of 8 punches.

David Funk won the round 10-9

Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" is winning the fight 105-104


Sarah Soccer Mom grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

David doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the left eye.


ROUND 12

Sarah Soccer Mom throws everything he's got! (all-out)
David covers up.

-Sarah Soccer Mom paws a pair of shots to the head, but David steps aside and laughs.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom paws a barrage of shots to the mouth, but goes wide.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom tries to land a pair of left blows to the jaw, but David leaps aside.
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+Sarah Soccer Mom hits with a series of wild uppercuts to the temple.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom launches a pair of blows to the jaw, but to no avail.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom launches a right blow to the jaw, but misses.
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+David attacks with a pair of uppercuts to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" landed 7 of 33 punches, and David Funk landed 8 of 8 punches.

Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" won the round 10-9

Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" is winning the fight 115-113


Sarah Soccer Mom grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

David remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has the left eye swollen shut.



The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" 10-9
Round 2: Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" 10-9
Round 3: David Funk 10-9
Round 4: Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" 10-9
Round 5: David Funk 10-9
Round 6: Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" 10-9
Round 7: David Funk 10-9
Round 8: Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" 10-9
Round 9: David Funk 10-9
Round 10: Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" 10-9
Round 11: David Funk 10-9
Round 12: Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" 10-9

Total Score: Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" 115-113


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" 10-9
Round 2: Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" 10-9
Round 3: David Funk 10-9
Round 4: Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" 10-9
Round 5: David Funk 10-9
Round 6: Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" 10-9
Round 7: David Funk 10-9
Round 8: Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" 10-9
Round 9: David Funk 10-9
Round 10: Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" 10-9
Round 11: David Funk 10-9
Round 12: Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" 10-9

Total Score: Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" 115-113


Roy Jones Jr scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" 10-9
Round 2: Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" 10-9
Round 3: David Funk 10-9
Round 4: Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" 10-9
Round 5: David Funk 10-9
Round 6: Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" 10-9
Round 7: David Funk 10-9
Round 8: Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" 10-9
Round 9: David Funk 10-9
Round 10: Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" 10-9
Round 11: David Funk 10-9
Round 12: Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" 10-9

Total Score: Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" 115-113

Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" wins by decision!