Public Fight Report
(Super-Welterweight) Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" defeated Russell "The Slouch" Mason de Tuna by knockout (KO) in round 7.Match Thursday, March 30, 2017In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 154 pounds (70 kilograms) is Russell "The Slouch" Mason de Tuna!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 2 inches (157 centimeters) tall weighing in at 154 pounds (70 kilograms) is Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom"!!
The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.
ROUND 1
The Slouch clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Sarah Soccer Mom clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Sarah Soccer Mom tries to attack, but The Slouch hangs on until the referee separates them.
Sarah Soccer Mom tries to attack, but The Slouch hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Sarah Soccer Mom fires a flurry of furious punches to the chest. The Slouch asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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Sarah Soccer Mom tries to attack, but The Slouch hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom attacks with a left uppercut to the face, but The Slouch stays away from it.
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Sarah Soccer Mom tries to attack, but The Slouch hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The Slouch tries to attack, but Sarah Soccer Mom hangs on until the referee separates them.
+The Slouch fires a volley of vicious shots to the chin.
-Sarah Soccer Mom lunges with a volley of blows to the chin, but misses completely.
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Sarah Soccer Mom tries to attack, but The Slouch hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom attacks with a right hook to the mouth, but The Slouch deftly avoits it.
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The Slouch tries to attack, but Sarah Soccer Mom hangs on until the referee separates them.
Sarah Soccer Mom tries to attack, but The Slouch hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Sarah Soccer Mom wallops The Slouch with a flurry of punches to the head.
-Sarah Soccer Mom launches a flurry of left shots to the mouth, but The Slouch leaps aside.
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+Sarah Soccer Mom catches The Slouch with a volley of furious blows to the mouth.
+ The fighters trade blows to the face.
+The Slouch punches Sarah Soccer Mom with a flurry of quick punches to the head!
The Slouch tries to attack, but Sarah Soccer Mom hangs on until the referee separates them.
+The Slouch clocks Sarah Soccer Mom with a flurry of heavy punches to the eye.
+The Slouch hits with a volley of stinging blows to the head! Sarah Soccer Mom covers up.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom launches a straight right to the nose, but is ineffective.
+The Slouch backs up Sarah Soccer Mom with a flurry of shots to the nose.
Sarah Soccer Mom tries to attack, but The Slouch hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Sarah Soccer Mom wallops The Slouch with a stiff hook to the head.
+Sarah Soccer Mom fires a barrage of light shots to the stomach.
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+Sarah Soccer Mom pummels The Slouch with a volley of blows to the jaw!
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The Slouch tries to attack, but Sarah Soccer Mom hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Sarah Soccer Mom attempts a left left to the head, but comes up empty.
+The Slouch hammers Sarah Soccer Mom with a uppercut to the jaw. Sarah Soccer Mom doesn't seem bothered.
-Sarah Soccer Mom charges with a volley of left punches to the chest, but The Slouch blocks.
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+Sarah Soccer Mom solidly lands a pair of off balance punches to the jaw.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Russell "The Slouch" Mason de Tuna landed 24 of 25 punches, and Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" landed 35 of 84 punches.
Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" won the round 10-9
Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" is winning the fight 10-9
The Slouch doesn't want to stop fighting!
Sarah Soccer Mom doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 2
The Slouch is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Sarah Soccer Mom clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
-Sarah Soccer Mom attacks with a series of right shots to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
The Slouch tries to attack, but Sarah Soccer Mom hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+The Slouch smacks Sarah Soccer Mom with a series of off balance blows to the solar plexus.
+The Slouch grazes Sarah Soccer Mom with a volley of punches to the mouth.
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The Slouch tries to attack, but Sarah Soccer Mom hangs on until the referee separates them.
+The Slouch drills Sarah Soccer Mom with a barrage of strong punches to the eye. Sarah Soccer Mom doesn't notice.
The Slouch tries to attack, but Sarah Soccer Mom hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Sarah Soccer Mom charges with a series of left punches to the nose, but is ineffective.
-Sarah Soccer Mom launches a left right to the chest, but only hits air.
-Sarah Soccer Mom attempts a left to the chin, but The Slouch deftly avoits it.
+The Slouch wakes up the fans with a barrage of light punches to the head.
+The Slouch backs up Sarah Soccer Mom with a barrage of light punches to the face.
-Sarah Soccer Mom fires a pair of blows to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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+The Slouch hits Sarah Soccer Mom with a flurry of nasty punches to the head. Sarah Soccer Mom sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
-Sarah Soccer Mom attempts a volley of punches to the head, but The Slouch takes it in the forearms.
-Sarah Soccer Mom probes with a barrage of left shots to the head, but is ineffective.
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+The Slouch clocks Sarah Soccer Mom with a pair of heavy punches to the stomach.
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+The Slouch connects with a flurry of blows to the stomach.
-Sarah Soccer Mom fires a pair of right blows to the jaw, but The Slouch hides behind his gloves.
+Sarah Soccer Mom lands a flurry of hard shots to the mouth.
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+Sarah Soccer Mom throws a volley of punches to the jaw. The Slouch ignores it.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom tries a barrage of right shots to the chest, but fails to score.
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The Slouch tries to attack, but Sarah Soccer Mom hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom attacks with a barrage of shots to the chest, but only hits air.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom tries to land a left jab to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom attacks with a pair of shots to the mouth, but to no avail.
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+Sarah Soccer Mom wakes up the fans with a pair of shots to the stomach.
-Sarah Soccer Mom lashes out with a pair of shots to the mouth, but The Slouch blocks.
+The Slouch belts Sarah Soccer Mom with a barrage of punches to the nose.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Russell "The Slouch" Mason de Tuna landed 36 of 44 punches, and Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" landed 20 of 79 punches.
Russell "The Slouch" Mason de Tuna won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
The Slouch doesn't even want to rest!
Sarah Soccer Mom remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 3
The Slouch is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Sarah Soccer Mom clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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-Sarah Soccer Mom charges with a flurry of right blows to the stomach, but The Slouch stays away from it.
The Slouch tries to attack, but Sarah Soccer Mom hangs on until the referee separates them.
The Slouch tries to attack, but Sarah Soccer Mom hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Sarah Soccer Mom probes with a series of left shots to the temple, but falls short.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom lunges with a volley of left punches to the temple, but The Slouch stays away from it.
-Sarah Soccer Mom launches a series of left punches to the mouth, but The Slouch takes it in the forearms.
+The Slouch wallops Sarah Soccer Mom with a flurry of punches to the head. Sarah Soccer Mom sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+The Slouch attacks with a barrage of solid punches to the jaw.
+The Slouch lands a barrage of punches to the face. Sarah Soccer Mom is hurt!
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-Sarah Soccer Mom launches a flurry of punches to the mouth, but misses.
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+The Slouch hits with a volley of punches to the jaw.
+The Slouch hits with a barrage of furious shots to the stomach. Sarah Soccer Mom quickly recovers.
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+Sarah Soccer Mom grazes The Slouch with a pair of shots to the chin.
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The Slouch tries to attack, but Sarah Soccer Mom hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Sarah Soccer Mom whacks The Slouch with a volley of blows to the jaw.
+The Slouch attacks with a pair of off balance punches to the ribs.
-Sarah Soccer Mom charges with a pair of shots to the stomach, but The Slouch stays away from it.
-Sarah Soccer Mom charges with a series of left shots to the face, but The Slouch steps aside.
-Sarah Soccer Mom throws a series of punches to the stomach, but The Slouch hides behind his gloves.
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+The Slouch throws a pair of quick punches to the mouth. Sarah Soccer Mom sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Sarah Soccer Mom fires a series of right shots to the chin, but is ineffective.
-Sarah Soccer Mom fires a flurry of left punches to the eye, but The Slouch beats a hasty retreat.
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The Slouch tries to attack, but Sarah Soccer Mom hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom attempts a volley of right punches to the chin, but The Slouch ties him up.
+Sarah Soccer Mom lashes out with a barrage of blows to the chin.
+Sarah Soccer Mom punches The Slouch with a barrage of hard shots to the stomach. The Slouch covers up.
The Slouch tries to attack, but Sarah Soccer Mom hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Sarah Soccer Mom throws a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
+ The fighters trade punches to the chin.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Russell "The Slouch" Mason de Tuna landed 30 of 42 punches, and Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" landed 22 of 87 punches.
Russell "The Slouch" Mason de Tuna won the round 10-9
Russell "The Slouch" Mason de Tuna is winning the fight 29-28
The Slouch remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Sarah Soccer Mom grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 4
The Slouch is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Sarah Soccer Mom clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Sarah Soccer Mom tosses a pair of punches to the jaw!
-Sarah Soccer Mom lashes out with a barrage of punches to the chin, but misses completely.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom throws a volley of punches to the eye, but misses.
-Sarah Soccer Mom lunges with a volley of right punches to the chest, but The Slouch hides behind his gloves.
+The Slouch grazes Sarah Soccer Mom with a volley of glancing blows to the mouth.
The Slouch tries to attack, but Sarah Soccer Mom hangs on until the referee separates them.
The Slouch tries to attack, but Sarah Soccer Mom hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom charges with a flurry of blows to the mouth, but he's too slow.
-Sarah Soccer Mom tries a pair of shots to the eye, but The Slouch takes it in the forearms.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom throws a right right to the eye, but misses.
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+The Slouch lands a pair of punches to the jaw.
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+Sarah Soccer Mom rocks The Slouch with a series of off balance shots to the temple.
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+The Slouch hammers Sarah Soccer Mom with a pair of vicious punches to the jaw.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom lunges with a left right to the mouth, but The Slouch ducks.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom launches a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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The Slouch tries to attack, but Sarah Soccer Mom hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Sarah Soccer Mom hits with a volley of punches to the ribs.
+The Slouch lands a series of heavy punches to the face!
The Slouch tries to attack, but Sarah Soccer Mom hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom paws a pair of shots to the chin, but only hits air.
-Sarah Soccer Mom lunges with a barrage of left shots to the face, but falls short.
+The Slouch jolts Sarah Soccer Mom with a flurry of stiff punches to the stomach!
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-Sarah Soccer Mom throws a barrage of left blows to the head, but The Slouch deftly avoits it.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom attempts a volley of shots to the chin, but flails uselessly.
+The Slouch throws a volley of punches to the ribs!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Russell "The Slouch" Mason de Tuna landed 38 of 38 punches, and Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" landed 21 of 85 punches.
Russell "The Slouch" Mason de Tuna won the round 10-9
Russell "The Slouch" Mason de Tuna is winning the fight 39-37
The Slouch grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Sarah Soccer Mom is obviously tired.
ROUND 5
The Slouch is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Sarah Soccer Mom is brawling. (inside)
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-Sarah Soccer Mom lashes out with a pair of blows to the temple, but The Slouch hides behind his gloves.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom throws a volley of punches to the jaw, but to no avail.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom tries a barrage of shots to the eye, but to no avail.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom throws a pair of left shots to the face, but The Slouch covers himself well.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom probes with a volley of right shots to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Sarah Soccer Mom fires a series of heavy shots to the chin.
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+The Slouch smashes Sarah Soccer Mom with a flurry of commanding blows to the face!!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Russell "The Slouch" Mason de Tuna landed 8 of 8 punches, and Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" landed 5 of 33 punches.
Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" won the round 10-9
Russell "The Slouch" Mason de Tuna is winning the fight 48-47
The Slouch grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Sarah Soccer Mom is obviously tired.
ROUND 6
The Slouch is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Sarah Soccer Mom is brawling. (inside)
+The Slouch tags Sarah Soccer Mom with a flurry of strong punches to the face.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom throws a pair of punches to the head, but misses completely.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom probes with a barrage of punches to the temple, but The Slouch backs out of it.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom tries a barrage of punches to the mouth, but fails to score.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom lunges with a series of shots to the temple, but misses completely.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Russell "The Slouch" Mason de Tuna landed 8 of 8 punches, and Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" landed 5 of 30 punches.
Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
The Slouch is obviously tired.
Sarah Soccer Mom is obviously tired.
ROUND 7
The Slouch is relying on counter-punches. (counter-punching)
Sarah Soccer Mom is brawling. (inside)
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+The Slouch whacks Sarah Soccer Mom with a series of furious combinations to the chest.
Sarah Soccer Mom charges with a flurry of blows to the eye, but The Slouch deflects it and hits back with a pair of quick blows to the jaw.
+Sarah Soccer Mom jars The Slouch with a series of solid punches to the face.
-Sarah Soccer Mom throws a right to the mouth, but he's too slow.
-Sarah Soccer Mom fires a series of right punches to the head, but The Slouch leaps aside.
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+The Slouch pummels Sarah Soccer Mom with a barrage of painful shots to the chest.
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+Sarah Soccer Mom jolts The Slouch with a light hook to the chin.
Sarah Soccer Mom lands a resounding uppercut and The Slouch staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!
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He's Out!
Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
The Slouch looks exhausted. He has minor cut above the right eye.
Sarah Soccer Mom looks exhausted.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" 10-9
Round 2: Russell "The Slouch" Mason de Tuna 10-9
Round 3: Russell "The Slouch" Mason de Tuna 10-9
Round 4: Russell "The Slouch" Mason de Tuna 10-9
Round 5: Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" 10-9
Round 6: Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" 10-9
Round 2: Russell "The Slouch" Mason de Tuna 10-9
Round 3: Russell "The Slouch" Mason de Tuna 10-9
Round 4: Russell "The Slouch" Mason de Tuna 10-9
Round 5: Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" 10-9
Round 6: Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" 10-9
Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" 10-9
Round 2: Russell "The Slouch" Mason de Tuna 10-9
Round 3: Russell "The Slouch" Mason de Tuna 10-9
Round 4: Russell "The Slouch" Mason de Tuna 10-9
Round 5: Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" 10-9
Round 6: Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" 10-9
Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" wins by a knockout!
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