Public Fight Report
(Super-Lightweight) John "I Ain't No Tuna" Smith defeated Innocent Bystander "Steve The Security Gaurd" by knockout (KO) in round 5.Match Thursday, March 23, 2017In this corner, standing 5 feet(152 centimeters) tall weighing in at 140 pounds (64 kilograms) is Innocent Bystander "Steve The Security Gaurd"!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 140 pounds (64 kilograms) is John "I Ain't No Tuna" Smith!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
Steve The Security Gaurd clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
I Ain't No Tuna stays outside and uses his jab.
+I Ain't No Tuna lands a series of punches to the head!
+Steve The Security Gaurd grazes I Ain't No Tuna with a barrage of loud punches to the face!
+Steve The Security Gaurd attacks with a barrage of off balance shots to the jaw!
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+Steve The Security Gaurd slams I Ain't No Tuna with a series of nice blows to the temple! I Ain't No Tuna doesn't seem bothered.
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+I Ain't No Tuna lands a pair of punches to the chin.
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+ The fighters trade shots to the eye.
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I Ain't No Tuna tries to attack, but Steve The Security Gaurd hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Steve The Security Gaurd attempts a flurry of right shots to the face, but I Ain't No Tuna leaps aside.
+Steve The Security Gaurd hits with a volley of punches to the nose!!
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-Steve The Security Gaurd lashes out with a roundhouse to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+I Ain't No Tuna tosses a barrage of vicious punches to the nose.
+I Ain't No Tuna wakes up the fans with a strong right to the face! Steve The Security Gaurd sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+I Ain't No Tuna attacks with a series of wild punches to the temple. Steve The Security Gaurd doesn't seem bothered.
I Ain't No Tuna tries to attack, but Steve The Security Gaurd hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Steve The Security Gaurd lashes out with a pair of punches to the temple, but I Ain't No Tuna ducks.
+Steve The Security Gaurd catches I Ain't No Tuna with a flurry of powerful shots to the nose.
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+I Ain't No Tuna rocks Steve The Security Gaurd with a barrage of nasty punches to the face.
-Steve The Security Gaurd attacks with a pair of right shots to the chest, but fails to score.
+ The fighters swap punches to the chin.
+Steve The Security Gaurd grazes I Ain't No Tuna with a barrage of vicious shots to the face.
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-Steve The Security Gaurd tries a volley of left shots to the stomach, but he's too slow.
-Steve The Security Gaurd launches a pair of right blows to the temple, but falls short.
+Steve The Security Gaurd solidly lands a heavy left to the nose. I Ain't No Tuna backpedals to his own corner.
-Steve The Security Gaurd tries to land a roundhouse to the chin, but I Ain't No Tuna hides behind his gloves.
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+Steve The Security Gaurd nails I Ain't No Tuna with a cross to the jaw.
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I Ain't No Tuna tries to attack, but Steve The Security Gaurd hangs on until the referee separates them.
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I Ain't No Tuna tries to attack, but Steve The Security Gaurd hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Innocent Bystander "Steve The Security Gaurd" landed 42 of 77 punches, and John "I Ain't No Tuna" Smith landed 29 of 34 punches.
Innocent Bystander "Steve The Security Gaurd" won the round 10-9
Innocent Bystander "Steve The Security Gaurd" is winning the fight 10-9
Steve The Security Gaurd doesn't even want to rest!
I Ain't No Tuna doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Steve The Security Gaurd clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
I Ain't No Tuna stays outside and uses his jab.
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+Steve The Security Gaurd throws a loud straight right to the stomach.
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+Steve The Security Gaurd annoys I Ain't No Tuna with a volley of loud punches to the head!
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-Steve The Security Gaurd lashes out with a flurry of shots to the jaw, but falls short.
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-Steve The Security Gaurd lashes out with a flurry of right punches to the nose, but is ineffective.
+I Ain't No Tuna grazes Steve The Security Gaurd with a series of stinging punches to the jaw.
+Steve The Security Gaurd jolts I Ain't No Tuna with a series of punches to the chest. I Ain't No Tuna gets mad!
-Steve The Security Gaurd probes with a series of right shots to the nose, but I Ain't No Tuna backs out of it.
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+I Ain't No Tuna annoys Steve The Security Gaurd with a light roundhouse to the head. Steve The Security Gaurd shakes his head to clear it.
+Steve The Security Gaurd hits I Ain't No Tuna with a volley of punches to the nose!!
+Steve The Security Gaurd tosses a series of shots to the head. I Ain't No Tuna doesn't seem bothered.
-Steve The Security Gaurd fires a pair of punches to the mouth, but falls short.
+I Ain't No Tuna throws a volley of punches to the chin.
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+Steve The Security Gaurd pounds I Ain't No Tuna with a volley of shots to the head.
+I Ain't No Tuna thumps Steve The Security Gaurd with a barrage of punches to the ribs. Steve The Security Gaurd ignores it.
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+ The fighters swap blows to the eye.
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I Ain't No Tuna tries to attack, but Steve The Security Gaurd hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Steve The Security Gaurd jolts I Ain't No Tuna with a barrage of painful shots to the face.
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I Ain't No Tuna tries to attack, but Steve The Security Gaurd hangs on until the referee separates them.
I Ain't No Tuna tries to attack, but Steve The Security Gaurd hangs on until the referee separates them.
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I Ain't No Tuna tries to attack, but Steve The Security Gaurd hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Steve The Security Gaurd tries to land a series of shots to the face, but misses.
-Steve The Security Gaurd throws a volley of left blows to the ribs, but I Ain't No Tuna escapes.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Innocent Bystander "Steve The Security Gaurd" landed 35 of 90 punches, and John "I Ain't No Tuna" Smith landed 32 of 34 punches.
Innocent Bystander "Steve The Security Gaurd" won the round 10-9
Innocent Bystander "Steve The Security Gaurd" is winning the fight 20-18
Steve The Security Gaurd remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
I Ain't No Tuna doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Steve The Security Gaurd is brawling. (inside)
I Ain't No Tuna stays outside and uses his jab.
+Steve The Security Gaurd jolts I Ain't No Tuna with a flurry of commanding blows to the stomach.
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+Steve The Security Gaurd punches I Ain't No Tuna with a series of glancing blows to the chest. I Ain't No Tuna laughs!
+Steve The Security Gaurd wallops I Ain't No Tuna with a hook to the ribs.
+I Ain't No Tuna jolts Steve The Security Gaurd with a pair of heavy shots to the jaw.
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-Steve The Security Gaurd tries a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Steve The Security Gaurd attacks with a pair of punches to the ribs, but goes wide.
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+I Ain't No Tuna pops Steve The Security Gaurd with a right to the ribs!
I Ain't No Tuna lands a beautiful blow to the temple and Steve The Security Gaurd goes down!!
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Steve The Security Gaurd struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Steve The Security Gaurd annoys I Ain't No Tuna with a flurry of nasty punches to the ribs.
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+I Ain't No Tuna belts Steve The Security Gaurd with a volley of punches to the face.
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-Steve The Security Gaurd tries a right to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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+I Ain't No Tuna staggers Steve The Security Gaurd with a painful uppercut to the head.
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+I Ain't No Tuna whacks Steve The Security Gaurd with a barrage of punches to the chin.
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-Steve The Security Gaurd tries a barrage of right shots to the stomach, but fails to score.
-Steve The Security Gaurd probes with a flurry of right punches to the chest, but I Ain't No Tuna stays away from it.
+I Ain't No Tuna suprises Steve The Security Gaurd with a volley of powerful punches to the face.
I Ain't No Tuna lands a bone crushing right hook and Steve The Security Gaurd's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!
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Steve The Security Gaurd struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+I Ain't No Tuna stuns Steve The Security Gaurd with a sweeping right to the face. Steve The Security Gaurd doesn't seem bothered.
-Steve The Security Gaurd charges with a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but I Ain't No Tuna deftly avoits it.
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+I Ain't No Tuna pummels Steve The Security Gaurd with a pair of punches to the temple.
-Steve The Security Gaurd attacks with a pair of blows to the solar plexus, but I Ain't No Tuna stays away from it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Innocent Bystander "Steve The Security Gaurd" landed 14 of 41 punches, and John "I Ain't No Tuna" Smith landed 29 of 29 punches.
John "I Ain't No Tuna" Smith won the round 10-7
John "I Ain't No Tuna" Smith is winning the fight 28-27
Steve The Security Gaurd is slowing down.
I Ain't No Tuna grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 4
Steve The Security Gaurd is brawling. (inside)
I Ain't No Tuna stays outside and uses his jab.
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+Steve The Security Gaurd hits I Ain't No Tuna with a barrage of light punches to the stomach.
+I Ain't No Tuna wakes up the fans with a series of shots to the nose.
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+Steve The Security Gaurd thumps I Ain't No Tuna with a glancing uppercut to the ribs.
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-Steve The Security Gaurd attempts a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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-Steve The Security Gaurd tries to land a pair of right blows to the solar plexus, but I Ain't No Tuna narrowly avoids it
+Steve The Security Gaurd hits with a uppercut to the stomach. I Ain't No Tuna hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Steve The Security Gaurd attempts a barrage of punches to the ribs, but I Ain't No Tuna deftly avoits it.
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+I Ain't No Tuna pounds Steve The Security Gaurd with a flurry of nice punches to the face!!
I Ain't No Tuna lands a decisive cross to the jaw and Steve The Security Gaurd's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!
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FIVE
Steve The Security Gaurd struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+I Ain't No Tuna slams Steve The Security Gaurd with a volley of off balance punches to the jaw. Steve The Security Gaurd covers up.
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+I Ain't No Tuna punches Steve The Security Gaurd with a pair of stiff punches to the ribs!!
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+I Ain't No Tuna fires a barrage of wild punches to the nose.
I Ain't No Tuna lands a quick haymaker and Steve The Security Gaurd is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!
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Steve The Security Gaurd struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Steve The Security Gaurd takes charge with a volley of commanding blows to the chest.
+I Ain't No Tuna annoys Steve The Security Gaurd with a flurry of off balance punches to the eye.
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-Steve The Security Gaurd lashes out with a series of left punches to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Steve The Security Gaurd attempts a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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+I Ain't No Tuna wallops Steve The Security Gaurd with a jab to the chin.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Innocent Bystander "Steve The Security Gaurd" landed 10 of 42 punches, and John "I Ain't No Tuna" Smith landed 30 of 32 punches.
John "I Ain't No Tuna" Smith won the round 10-7
John "I Ain't No Tuna" Smith is winning the fight 38-34
Steve The Security Gaurd collapses limply onto his stool. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has minor cut below the right eye.
I Ain't No Tuna is obviously tired.
ROUND 5
Steve The Security Gaurd is brawling. (inside)
I Ain't No Tuna stays outside and uses his jab.
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+I Ain't No Tuna attacks with a pair of punches to the chest. Steve The Security Gaurd ignores it.
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+I Ain't No Tuna hits Steve The Security Gaurd with a volley of punches to the solar plexus. Steve The Security Gaurd gets mad!
+Steve The Security Gaurd lashes out with a series of mean punches to the stomach.
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-Steve The Security Gaurd attempts a barrage of right shots to the chest, but comes up empty.
+I Ain't No Tuna pokes Steve The Security Gaurd with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
+I Ain't No Tuna tattoos Steve The Security Gaurd with a pair of punches to the solar plexus!!
+Steve The Security Gaurd pops I Ain't No Tuna with a pair of nice blows to the ribs. I Ain't No Tuna doesn't seem bothered.
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+I Ain't No Tuna thumps Steve The Security Gaurd with a flurry of painful punches to the face. Steve The Security Gaurd shakes his head to clear it.
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+I Ain't No Tuna hits with a pair of wild punches to the eye. Steve The Security Gaurd retreats to the far corner.
I Ain't No Tuna lands a ferocious right haymaker and Steve The Security Gaurd's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!
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TEN
He's Out!
John "I Ain't No Tuna" Smith wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Steve The Security Gaurd can't remember which corner is his. He has cut above the right eye. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
I Ain't No Tuna is obviously tired.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Innocent Bystander "Steve The Security Gaurd" 10-9
Round 2: Innocent Bystander "Steve The Security Gaurd" 10-9
Round 3: John "I Ain't No Tuna" Smith 10-7
Round 4: John "I Ain't No Tuna" Smith 10-7
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Innocent Bystander "Steve The Security Gaurd" 10-9
Round 2: John "I Ain't No Tuna" Smith 10-9
Round 3: John "I Ain't No Tuna" Smith 10-7
Round 4: John "I Ain't No Tuna" Smith 10-7
Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Innocent Bystander "Steve The Security Gaurd" 10-9
Round 2: Innocent Bystander "Steve The Security Gaurd" 10-9
Round 3: John "I Ain't No Tuna" Smith 10-7
Round 4: John "I Ain't No Tuna" Smith 10-7
John "I Ain't No Tuna" Smith wins by a knockout!
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