Public Fight Report
(Super-Welterweight) Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" defeated Russell "The Slouch" Mason de Tuna by knockout (KO) in round 6.Match Thursday, March 02, 2017In this corner, standing 5 feet and 2 inches (157 centimeters) tall weighing in at 154 pounds (70 kilograms) is Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom"!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 149 pounds (68 kilograms) is Russell "The Slouch" Mason de Tuna!!
The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.
ROUND 1
Sarah Soccer Mom clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
The Slouch is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Sarah Soccer Mom tags The Slouch with a series of shots to the temple. The Slouch gets mad!
The Slouch tries to attack, but Sarah Soccer Mom hangs on until the referee separates them.
+The Slouch slams Sarah Soccer Mom with a barrage of stiff punches to the eye. Sarah Soccer Mom doesn't seem bothered.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom lunges with a roundhouse to the face, but The Slouch ducks just in time.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom paws a flurry of shots to the head, but The Slouch narrowly avoids it
-Sarah Soccer Mom lunges with a volley of shots to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
+Sarah Soccer Mom connects with a volley of shots to the jaw.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom throws a left hook to the head, but The Slouch quickly backs away.
+Sarah Soccer Mom lands a volley of heavy punches to the ribs.
+Sarah Soccer Mom hits with a barrage of off balance punches to the face!!
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+Sarah Soccer Mom backs up The Slouch with a barrage of hard blows to the head.
-Sarah Soccer Mom lashes out with a series of right punches to the nose, but fails to score.
+The Slouch stuns Sarah Soccer Mom with a barrage of painful punches to the mouth!! Sarah Soccer Mom is hurt!
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The Slouch tries to attack, but Sarah Soccer Mom hangs on until the referee separates them.
+The Slouch hits with a flurry of loud punches to the face.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom attempts a barrage of blows to the face, but he's too slow.
+The Slouch fires a barrage of mean blows to the eye. Sarah Soccer Mom sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Sarah Soccer Mom suprises The Slouch with a flurry of loud shots to the stomach.
+The Slouch jars Sarah Soccer Mom with a right to the chin. Sarah Soccer Mom hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+The Slouch pounds Sarah Soccer Mom with a volley of quick shots to the mouth.
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+The Slouch tosses a barrage of nasty punches to the head.
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+The Slouch connects with a barrage of vicious punches to the temple.
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The Slouch tries to attack, but Sarah Soccer Mom hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Sarah Soccer Mom jolts The Slouch with a series of nasty punches to the nose.
-Sarah Soccer Mom probes with a series of right punches to the jaw, but The Slouch stays away from it.
-The Slouch probes with a series of punches to the chin, but Sarah Soccer Mom steps aside and laughs.
+Sarah Soccer Mom connects with a flurry of hard shots to the mouth. The Slouch seems wobbly!
The Slouch tries to attack, but Sarah Soccer Mom hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Sarah Soccer Mom lunges with a series of left punches to the mouth, but The Slouch steps aside.
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+ The fighters swap blows to the jaw.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" landed 34 of 80 punches, and Russell "The Slouch" Mason de Tuna landed 33 of 38 punches.
Russell "The Slouch" Mason de Tuna won the round 10-9
Russell "The Slouch" Mason de Tuna is winning the fight 10-9
Sarah Soccer Mom doesn't even want to rest!
The Slouch doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 2
Sarah Soccer Mom clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
The Slouch is using the ring. (using the ring)
-Sarah Soccer Mom fires a barrage of right blows to the jaw, but The Slouch ducks.
-Sarah Soccer Mom attempts a series of right shots to the eye, but The Slouch stays away from it.
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-The Slouch paws a pair of punches to the stomach, but falls short.
-Sarah Soccer Mom charges with a barrage of punches to the jaw, but is ineffective.
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+The Slouch slams Sarah Soccer Mom with a barrage of punches to the chin.
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+Sarah Soccer Mom wakes up the fans with a pair of stinging punches to the head.
The Slouch tries to attack, but Sarah Soccer Mom hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The Slouch tries to attack, but Sarah Soccer Mom hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Sarah Soccer Mom charges with a hook to the jaw, but to no avail.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom tries a series of left shots to the eye, but fails to score.
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The Slouch tries to attack, but Sarah Soccer Mom hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom fires a pair of blows to the chest, but The Slouch hides behind his gloves.
+The Slouch hits with a pair of mean blows to the head.
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The Slouch tries to attack, but Sarah Soccer Mom hangs on until the referee separates them.
+The Slouch tattoos Sarah Soccer Mom with a flurry of punches to the nose.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom throws a flurry of right shots to the solar plexus, but The Slouch escapes.
+Sarah Soccer Mom pummels The Slouch with a mean hook to the ribs.
-Sarah Soccer Mom throws a barrage of right shots to the head, but The Slouch ducks just in time.
+The Slouch hits with a flurry of wild punches to the mouth.
+The Slouch fires a flurry of nasty punches to the head.
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+Sarah Soccer Mom punches The Slouch with a vicious hook to the jaw.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" landed 28 of 85 punches, and Russell "The Slouch" Mason de Tuna landed 32 of 38 punches.
Russell "The Slouch" Mason de Tuna won the round 10-9
Russell "The Slouch" Mason de Tuna is winning the fight 20-18
Sarah Soccer Mom remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
The Slouch doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Sarah Soccer Mom clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
The Slouch is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Sarah Soccer Mom tags The Slouch with a volley of light punches to the mouth.
+ The fighters exchange shots to the eye.
+The Slouch lands a series of wild punches to the mouth.
+The Slouch tags Sarah Soccer Mom with a powerful jab to the nose.
The Slouch tries to attack, but Sarah Soccer Mom hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Sarah Soccer Mom tosses a barrage of punches to the mouth.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom probes with a flurry of blows to the ribs, but The Slouch leaps aside.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom throws a series of punches to the temple, but comes up empty.
-Sarah Soccer Mom tries a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but The Slouch narrowly avoids it
+The Slouch fires a series of loud punches to the stomach. Sarah Soccer Mom backpedals to his own corner.
+Sarah Soccer Mom shakes The Slouch with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom charges with a flurry of shots to the chest, but The Slouch deftly avoits it.
-Sarah Soccer Mom fires a pair of right shots to the ribs, but The Slouch leaps aside.
The Slouch tries to attack, but Sarah Soccer Mom hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Sarah Soccer Mom attacks with a flurry of blows to the face, but comes up empty.
-Sarah Soccer Mom tries a volley of left punches to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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The Slouch tries to attack, but Sarah Soccer Mom hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The Slouch tries to attack, but Sarah Soccer Mom hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+The Slouch connects with a pair of furious punches to the ribs.
+The Slouch connects with a volley of nasty punches to the face.
The Slouch tries to attack, but Sarah Soccer Mom hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom lunges with a flurry of right punches to the mouth, but falls short.
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+The Slouch tags Sarah Soccer Mom with a nasty jab to the chin.
+Sarah Soccer Mom tosses a barrage of hard punches to the temple!!
+Sarah Soccer Mom shakes The Slouch with a series of strong shots to the ribs!
-Sarah Soccer Mom attempts a volley of punches to the mouth, but is ineffective.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" landed 24 of 79 punches, and Russell "The Slouch" Mason de Tuna landed 31 of 40 punches.
Russell "The Slouch" Mason de Tuna won the round 10-9
Russell "The Slouch" Mason de Tuna is winning the fight 30-27
Sarah Soccer Mom remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
The Slouch remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 4
Sarah Soccer Mom clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
The Slouch is using the ring. (using the ring)
-Sarah Soccer Mom attacks with a pair of right blows to the eye, but The Slouch hides behind his gloves.
-Sarah Soccer Mom throws a volley of blows to the temple, but falls short.
-The Slouch probes with a left right to the stomach, but fails to score.
+The Slouch hits with a series of hard punches to the face.
-Sarah Soccer Mom throws a barrage of blows to the mouth, but The Slouch deftly avoits it.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom lashes out with a left left to the solar plexus, but The Slouch ducks.
-Sarah Soccer Mom tries a volley of punches to the chin, but flails uselessly.
+Sarah Soccer Mom punches The Slouch with a nasty jab to the ribs. The Slouch seems wobbly!
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+The Slouch rocks Sarah Soccer Mom with a volley of hard shots to the stomach.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom paws a uppercut to the eye, but The Slouch ducks.
+The Slouch scores with a volley of punches to the jaw. Sarah Soccer Mom covers up.
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The Slouch tries to attack, but Sarah Soccer Mom hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Sarah Soccer Mom attempts a pair of punches to the eye, but The Slouch hides behind his gloves.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom launches a pair of shots to the temple, but misses.
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The Slouch tries to attack, but Sarah Soccer Mom hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Sarah Soccer Mom annoys The Slouch with a light uppercut to the jaw! The Slouch sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Sarah Soccer Mom lands a barrage of mean punches to the ribs.
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The Slouch tries to attack, but Sarah Soccer Mom hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The Slouch tries to attack, but Sarah Soccer Mom hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Sarah Soccer Mom solidly lands a flurry of painful punches to the temple!!
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-Sarah Soccer Mom tries to land a flurry of left shots to the mouth, but comes up empty.
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+The Slouch slams Sarah Soccer Mom with a flurry of stiff punches to the solar plexus.
-Sarah Soccer Mom fires a flurry of punches to the temple, but The Slouch leaps aside.
+The Slouch solidly lands a flurry of light punches to the ribs!! Sarah Soccer Mom hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Sarah Soccer Mom tries to land a pair of left punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
-Sarah Soccer Mom throws a barrage of blows to the temple, but falls short.
+ The fighters swap blows to the jaw.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom attacks with a barrage of blows to the temple, but is ineffective.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom fires a barrage of blows to the ribs, but fails to score.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" landed 30 of 81 punches, and Russell "The Slouch" Mason de Tuna landed 31 of 38 punches.
Russell "The Slouch" Mason de Tuna won the round 10-9
Russell "The Slouch" Mason de Tuna is winning the fight 40-36
Sarah Soccer Mom grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
The Slouch grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 5
Sarah Soccer Mom is brawling. (inside)
The Slouch is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Sarah Soccer Mom fires a barrage of punches to the ribs, but The Slouch deftly avoits it.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom tries to land a pair of left punches to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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+Sarah Soccer Mom connects with a flurry of blows to the chest.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom throws a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but only hits air.
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+The Slouch takes charge with a pair of off balance punches to the eye.
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+The Slouch pokes Sarah Soccer Mom with a painful roundhouse to the head.
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+The Slouch fires a series of hard shots to the head. Sarah Soccer Mom quickly recovers.
+The Slouch hits with a volley of punches to the chest. Sarah Soccer Mom shakes his head to clear it.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom attacks with a flurry of punches to the chest, but misses.
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+The Slouch lands a flurry of stiff punches to the mouth.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" landed 8 of 33 punches, and Russell "The Slouch" Mason de Tuna landed 37 of 38 punches.
Russell "The Slouch" Mason de Tuna won the round 10-9
Russell "The Slouch" Mason de Tuna is winning the fight 50-45
Sarah Soccer Mom is obviously tired.
The Slouch is slowing down.
ROUND 6
Sarah Soccer Mom is brawling. (inside)
The Slouch is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Sarah Soccer Mom jars The Slouch with a barrage of stinging shots to the chin.
Sarah Soccer Mom lands a crashing uppercut and The Slouch collapses!!
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The Slouch struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+The Slouch hits with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
-Sarah Soccer Mom paws a volley of punches to the chin, but The Slouch steps aside and laughs.
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+The Slouch whacks Sarah Soccer Mom with a pair of commanding punches to the stomach!!
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+Sarah Soccer Mom stuns The Slouch with a right to the jaw.
Sarah Soccer Mom lands a beautiful left uppercut and The Slouch's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!
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He's Out!
Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Sarah Soccer Mom is obviously tired.
The Slouch collapses limply onto his stool.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" 10-9
Round 2: Russell "The Slouch" Mason de Tuna 10-9
Round 3: Russell "The Slouch" Mason de Tuna 10-9
Round 4: Russell "The Slouch" Mason de Tuna 10-9
Round 5: Russell "The Slouch" Mason de Tuna 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Russell "The Slouch" Mason de Tuna 10-9
Round 2: Russell "The Slouch" Mason de Tuna 10-9
Round 3: Russell "The Slouch" Mason de Tuna 10-9
Round 4: Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" 10-9
Round 5: Russell "The Slouch" Mason de Tuna 10-9
Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Russell "The Slouch" Mason de Tuna 10-9
Round 2: A 10-10 tie.
Round 3: Russell "The Slouch" Mason de Tuna 10-9
Round 4: Russell "The Slouch" Mason de Tuna 10-9
Round 5: Russell "The Slouch" Mason de Tuna 10-9
Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" wins by a knockout!
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