logo

Currently Online: The Weaver II 


Public Fight Report

(Super-Middleweight) Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" defeated geoff the destroyer by unanimous decision: 116-112, 116-112, 116-112.

Match Friday, February 17, 2017

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 4 inches (163 centimeters) tall weighing in at 168 pounds (76 kilograms) is Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl"!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 161 pounds (73 kilograms) is geoff the destroyer!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.
ROUND 1

Simple Simon's Brother, Carl is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Geoff covers up.

...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl launches a series of punches to the head, but Geoff backs out of it.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl launches a volley of left punches to the jaw, but Geoff backs out of it.
...
...
...
...
...
...
-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl probes with a pair of punches to the face, but Geoff ducks just in time.
...
...
...
-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl fires a volley of punches to the face, but flails uselessly.
+Simple Simon's Brother, Carl jolts Geoff with a flurry of punches to the jaw. Geoff ignores it.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl lunges with a flurry of right punches to the nose, but he's too slow.
...
...
...

BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" landed 8 of 33 punches, and geoff the destroyer landed 6 of 8 punches.

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" won the round 10-9

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" is winning the fight 10-9


Simple Simon's Brother, Carl doesn't want to stop fighting!

Geoff doesn't want to stop fighting!


ROUND 2

Simple Simon's Brother, Carl is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Geoff covers up.

-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl charges with a volley of right punches to the nose, but only hits air.
...
+Simple Simon's Brother, Carl nails Geoff with a series of light punches to the jaw. Geoff sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
...
...
...
...
...
-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl attacks with a pair of punches to the mouth, but Geoff steps aside.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl paws a volley of right punches to the jaw, but Geoff narrowly avoids it
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
+Geoff annoys Simple Simon's Brother, Carl with a series of strong shots to the face. Simple Simon's Brother, Carl hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
...
...
...
...
...
-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl lashes out with a volley of right punches to the eye, but Geoff deftly avoits it.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...

BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" landed 8 of 31 punches, and geoff the destroyer landed 7 of 7 punches.

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" won the round 10-9

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" is winning the fight 20-18


Simple Simon's Brother, Carl doesn't want to stop fighting!

Geoff doesn't want to stop fighting!


ROUND 3

Simple Simon's Brother, Carl is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Geoff covers up.

...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl throws a volley of right punches to the jaw, but he's too slow.
...
...
...
...
...
...
+Geoff suprises Simple Simon's Brother, Carl with a series of shots to the temple. Simple Simon's Brother, Carl hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
The fighters circle.
...

BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" landed 2 of 8 punches, and geoff the destroyer landed 5 of 8 punches.

geoff the destroyer won the round 10-9

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" is winning the fight 29-28


Simple Simon's Brother, Carl doesn't want to stop fighting!

Geoff doesn't want to stop fighting!


ROUND 4

Simple Simon's Brother, Carl is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Geoff covers up.

...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
+Geoff nails Simple Simon's Brother, Carl with a flurry of blows to the ribs. Simple Simon's Brother, Carl retreats to the far corner.
...
...
...
...
...
-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl paws a flurry of left punches to the face, but Geoff ducks just in time.
...
-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl probes with a flurry of punches to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
...
-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl tries to land a volley of left punches to the jaw, but falls short.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl attempts a left straight right to the head, but Geoff covers himself well.
-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl charges with a series of punches to the head, but fails to score.
...
+Simple Simon's Brother, Carl tosses a nice left to the jaw.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...

BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" landed 9 of 31 punches, and geoff the destroyer landed 6 of 8 punches.

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" won the round 10-9

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" is winning the fight 39-37


Simple Simon's Brother, Carl doesn't want to stop fighting!

Geoff doesn't want to stop fighting!


ROUND 5

Simple Simon's Brother, Carl is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Geoff covers up.

...
...
...
...
...
+Geoff whacks Simple Simon's Brother, Carl with a pair of nasty punches to the solar plexus!
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl throws a barrage of punches to the eye, but Geoff ties him up.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...

...
...
The fighters stop to pull up their trunks.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" landed 2 of 8 punches, and geoff the destroyer landed 5 of 8 punches.

geoff the destroyer won the round 10-9

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" is winning the fight 48-47


Simple Simon's Brother, Carl doesn't want to stop fighting!

Geoff doesn't want to stop fighting!


ROUND 6

Simple Simon's Brother, Carl is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Geoff covers up.

...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl lashes out with a flurry of punches to the eye, but Geoff beats a hasty retreat.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl lunges with a series of punches to the jaw, but Geoff hides behind his gloves.
+Simple Simon's Brother, Carl backs up Geoff with a barrage of vicious punches to the chin. Geoff beats a hasty retreat.
...
+Simple Simon's Brother, Carl hammers Geoff with a pair of mean punches to the jaw. Geoff sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
...
-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl fires a flurry of punches to the mouth, but is ineffective.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl throws a pair of left punches to the nose, but Geoff hides behind his gloves.
...
...

BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" landed 7 of 30 punches, and geoff the destroyer landed 5 of 9 punches.

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" won the round 10-9

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" is winning the fight 58-56


Simple Simon's Brother, Carl doesn't want to stop fighting!

Geoff doesn't want to stop fighting!


ROUND 7

Simple Simon's Brother, Carl is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Geoff covers up.

...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...

...
...
The fighters stop to pull up their trunks.
...
...

...

BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" landed 3 of 7 punches, and geoff the destroyer landed 5 of 7 punches.

geoff the destroyer won the round 10-9

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" is winning the fight 67-66


Simple Simon's Brother, Carl doesn't want to stop fighting!

Geoff doesn't want to stop fighting!


ROUND 8

Simple Simon's Brother, Carl is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Geoff covers up.

...
...
...
-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl probes with a series of right punches to the face, but Geoff leaps aside.
-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl attempts a series of right punches to the eye, but falls short.
...
...
...
-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl attacks with a pair of right blows to the mouth, but comes up empty.
-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl fires a barrage of right shots to the chin, but Geoff blocks.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
+Geoff attacks with a barrage of strong punches to the temple. Simple Simon's Brother, Carl grimaces in pain.
...
...
...
-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl lunges with a series of punches to the temple, but Geoff quickly backs away.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
+Simple Simon's Brother, Carl annoys Geoff with a pair of hard punches to the face.
...
...
...
...
...

BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" landed 8 of 32 punches, and geoff the destroyer landed 6 of 8 punches.

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" won the round 10-9

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" is winning the fight 77-75


Simple Simon's Brother, Carl doesn't even want to rest!

Geoff doesn't want to stop fighting!


ROUND 9

Simple Simon's Brother, Carl is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Geoff covers up.

...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl attempts a pair of left punches to the face, but loses his balance.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...

...
...

...

BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" landed 2 of 9 punches, and geoff the destroyer landed 5 of 8 punches.

geoff the destroyer won the round 10-9

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" is winning the fight 86-85


Simple Simon's Brother, Carl doesn't even want to rest!

Geoff doesn't want to stop fighting!


ROUND 10

Simple Simon's Brother, Carl is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Geoff covers up.

...
...
...
+Simple Simon's Brother, Carl lands a volley of wild punches to the jaw.
...
...
...
...
+Geoff tattoos Simple Simon's Brother, Carl with a barrage of powerful punches to the head.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl tries to land a barrage of left blows to the eye, but to no avail.
-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl charges with a right jab to the head, but Geoff beats a hasty retreat.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl attempts a flurry of right punches to the mouth, but Geoff quickly backs away.
...
...
-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl probes with a series of right shots to the temple, but misses completely.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl throws a flurry of punches to the nose, but Geoff ducks just in time.
...

BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" landed 7 of 33 punches, and geoff the destroyer landed 6 of 8 punches.

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" won the round 10-9

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" is winning the fight 96-94


Simple Simon's Brother, Carl doesn't even want to rest!

Geoff doesn't even want to rest!


ROUND 11

Simple Simon's Brother, Carl is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Geoff covers up.

...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl fires a series of right punches to the nose, but Geoff covers himself well.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl fires a pair of left punches to the temple, but he's too slow.
...
+Simple Simon's Brother, Carl lands a pair of stiff punches to the chin. Geoff sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
...
...
-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl probes with a flurry of punches to the temple, but misses.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...


BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" landed 7 of 32 punches, and geoff the destroyer landed 5 of 7 punches.

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" won the round 10-9

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" is winning the fight 106-103


Simple Simon's Brother, Carl doesn't even want to rest!

Geoff doesn't even want to rest!


ROUND 12

Simple Simon's Brother, Carl is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Geoff covers up.

...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl charges with a pair of right punches to the head, but comes up empty.
...
...
...
-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl throws a volley of punches to the jaw, but Geoff deftly avoits it.
...
-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl launches a barrage of right punches to the head, but Geoff takes it in the forearms.
...
...
-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl tries a flurry of punches to the jaw, but Geoff steps aside and laughs.
+Geoff throws a quick roundhouse to the face! Simple Simon's Brother, Carl hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
+Simple Simon's Brother, Carl hits with a volley of vicious punches to the mouth!!
...
...
...
...
...
...
...

BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" landed 7 of 29 punches, and geoff the destroyer landed 6 of 8 punches.

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" won the round 10-9

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" is winning the fight 116-112


Simple Simon's Brother, Carl doesn't even want to rest!

Geoff doesn't even want to rest!



The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" 10-9
Round 2: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" 10-9
Round 3: geoff the destroyer 10-9
Round 4: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" 10-9
Round 5: geoff the destroyer 10-9
Round 6: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" 10-9
Round 7: geoff the destroyer 10-9
Round 8: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" 10-9
Round 9: geoff the destroyer 10-9
Round 10: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" 10-9
Round 11: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" 10-9
Round 12: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" 10-9

Total Score: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" 116-112


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" 10-9
Round 2: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" 10-9
Round 3: geoff the destroyer 10-9
Round 4: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" 10-9
Round 5: geoff the destroyer 10-9
Round 6: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" 10-9
Round 7: geoff the destroyer 10-9
Round 8: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" 10-9
Round 9: geoff the destroyer 10-9
Round 10: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" 10-9
Round 11: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" 10-9
Round 12: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" 10-9

Total Score: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" 116-112


George Foreman scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" 10-9
Round 2: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" 10-9
Round 3: geoff the destroyer 10-9
Round 4: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" 10-9
Round 5: geoff the destroyer 10-9
Round 6: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" 10-9
Round 7: geoff the destroyer 10-9
Round 8: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" 10-9
Round 9: geoff the destroyer 10-9
Round 10: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" 10-9
Round 11: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" 10-9
Round 12: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" 10-9

Total Score: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" 116-112

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" wins by decision!