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(Super-Middleweight) Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" defeated geoff the destroyer by unanimous decision: 116-112, 116-112, 116-112.

Match Friday, January 27, 2017

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 4 inches (163 centimeters) tall weighing in at 168 pounds (76 kilograms) is Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl"!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 163 pounds (74 kilograms) is geoff the destroyer!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1

Simple Simon's Brother, Carl is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Geoff covers up.

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+Simple Simon's Brother, Carl throws a barrage of stiff punches to the jaw!
-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl tries a volley of punches to the head, but Geoff steps aside and laughs.
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-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl throws a pair of punches to the nose, but comes up empty.
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-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl throws a volley of punches to the chin, but Geoff escapes.
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-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl launches a cross to the chin, but flails uselessly.
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+Geoff takes charge with a flurry of powerful blows to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" landed 9 of 33 punches, and geoff the destroyer landed 6 of 8 punches.

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" won the round 10-9

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" is winning the fight 10-9


Simple Simon's Brother, Carl doesn't want to stop fighting!

Geoff doesn't want to stop fighting!


ROUND 2

Simple Simon's Brother, Carl is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Geoff covers up.

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+Geoff clocks Simple Simon's Brother, Carl with a volley of punches to the stomach.
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-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl throws a volley of punches to the head, but comes up empty.
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-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl tries a jab to the face, but Geoff leaps aside.
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-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl fires a pair of right punches to the head, but Geoff beats a hasty retreat.
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+Simple Simon's Brother, Carl clocks Geoff with a pair of shots to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" landed 9 of 30 punches, and geoff the destroyer landed 6 of 8 punches.

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" won the round 10-9

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" is winning the fight 20-18


Simple Simon's Brother, Carl doesn't want to stop fighting!

Geoff doesn't want to stop fighting!


ROUND 3

Simple Simon's Brother, Carl is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Geoff covers up.

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The fighters study each other.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" landed 2 of 8 punches, and geoff the destroyer landed 5 of 8 punches.

geoff the destroyer won the round 10-9

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" is winning the fight 29-28


Simple Simon's Brother, Carl doesn't want to stop fighting!

Geoff doesn't want to stop fighting!


ROUND 4

Simple Simon's Brother, Carl is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Geoff covers up.

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-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl throws a left left to the face, but Geoff steps aside.
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-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl attempts a series of punches to the jaw, but loses his balance.
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+Geoff lands a flurry of nasty punches to the head.
-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl throws a pair of punches to the jaw, but only hits air.
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+Simple Simon's Brother, Carl attacks with a barrage of hard punches to the eye.
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-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl paws a left roundhouse to the chin, but Geoff ties him up.
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+Simple Simon's Brother, Carl hits Geoff with a volley of furious blows to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" landed 8 of 33 punches, and geoff the destroyer landed 5 of 8 punches.

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" won the round 10-9

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" is winning the fight 39-37


Simple Simon's Brother, Carl doesn't want to stop fighting!

Geoff doesn't want to stop fighting!


ROUND 5

Simple Simon's Brother, Carl is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Geoff covers up.

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BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" landed 3 of 8 punches, and geoff the destroyer landed 5 of 8 punches.

geoff the destroyer won the round 10-9

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" is winning the fight 48-47


Simple Simon's Brother, Carl doesn't want to stop fighting!

Geoff doesn't want to stop fighting!


ROUND 6

Simple Simon's Brother, Carl is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Geoff covers up.

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-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl probes with a volley of right punches to the nose, but Geoff deftly avoits it.
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-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl probes with a pair of right punches to the jaw, but is ineffective.
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-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl fires a jab to the jaw, but only hits air.
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+Geoff nails Simple Simon's Brother, Carl with a flurry of blows to the mouth.
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-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl tries a volley of shots to the jaw, but Geoff ducks.
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+Simple Simon's Brother, Carl lands a jab to the face.
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-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl launches a volley of left punches to the head, but Geoff ducks just in time.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" landed 9 of 32 punches, and geoff the destroyer landed 6 of 7 punches.

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" won the round 10-9

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" is winning the fight 58-56


Simple Simon's Brother, Carl doesn't want to stop fighting!

Geoff doesn't want to stop fighting!


ROUND 7

Simple Simon's Brother, Carl is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Geoff covers up.

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-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl lashes out with a volley of punches to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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+Geoff takes charge with a volley of strong punches to the solar plexus. Simple Simon's Brother, Carl covers up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" landed 3 of 8 punches, and geoff the destroyer landed 5 of 8 punches.

geoff the destroyer won the round 10-9

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" is winning the fight 67-66


Simple Simon's Brother, Carl doesn't want to stop fighting!

Geoff doesn't want to stop fighting!


ROUND 8

Simple Simon's Brother, Carl is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Geoff covers up.

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+Simple Simon's Brother, Carl punches Geoff with a series of mean punches to the face.
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-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl tries a flurry of punches to the jaw, but Geoff steps aside.
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+Geoff annoys Simple Simon's Brother, Carl with a barrage of vicious punches to the temple.
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-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl attempts a flurry of punches to the head, but Geoff deftly avoits it.
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-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl launches a series of left shots to the chin, but misses completely.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" landed 6 of 29 punches, and geoff the destroyer landed 6 of 8 punches.

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" won the round 10-9

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" is winning the fight 77-75


Simple Simon's Brother, Carl doesn't even want to rest!

Geoff doesn't want to stop fighting!


ROUND 9

Simple Simon's Brother, Carl is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Geoff covers up.

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-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl fires a left jab to the eye, but Geoff hides behind his gloves.
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The fighters circle.
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The fighters start chatting with members of the press.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" landed 2 of 9 punches, and geoff the destroyer landed 4 of 8 punches.

geoff the destroyer won the round 10-9

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" is winning the fight 86-85


Simple Simon's Brother, Carl doesn't even want to rest!

Geoff doesn't want to stop fighting!


ROUND 10

Simple Simon's Brother, Carl is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Geoff covers up.

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-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl lunges with a right to the nose, but Geoff narrowly avoids it
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+Geoff slams Simple Simon's Brother, Carl with a pair of commanding blows to the eye.
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-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl fires a pair of left punches to the head, but is ineffective.
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-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl lunges with a jab to the nose, but is ineffective.
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+Simple Simon's Brother, Carl punches Geoff with a series of stinging punches to the head.
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+Simple Simon's Brother, Carl attacks with a pair of hard punches to the jaw.
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-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl attacks with a flurry of punches to the eye, but Geoff leaps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" landed 8 of 31 punches, and geoff the destroyer landed 6 of 8 punches.

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" won the round 10-9

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" is winning the fight 96-94


Simple Simon's Brother, Carl doesn't even want to rest!

Geoff doesn't want to stop fighting!


ROUND 11

Simple Simon's Brother, Carl is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Geoff covers up.

+Geoff jars Simple Simon's Brother, Carl with a volley of vicious punches to the solar plexus!
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-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl attempts a right roundhouse to the temple, but only hits air.
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-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl tries a right jab to the nose, but Geoff hides behind his gloves.
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+Simple Simon's Brother, Carl pounds Geoff with a furious right to the nose.
-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl paws a barrage of blows to the mouth, but Geoff steps aside and laughs.
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-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl tries to land a barrage of punches to the mouth, but falls short.
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+Simple Simon's Brother, Carl scores with a flurry of quick punches to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" landed 8 of 34 punches, and geoff the destroyer landed 6 of 8 punches.

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" won the round 10-9

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" is winning the fight 106-103


Simple Simon's Brother, Carl doesn't even want to rest!

Geoff doesn't want to stop fighting!


ROUND 12

Simple Simon's Brother, Carl is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Geoff covers up.

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-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl probes with a series of punches to the chin, but is ineffective.
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+Simple Simon's Brother, Carl drills Geoff with a series of punches to the face. Geoff sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Geoff smashes Simple Simon's Brother, Carl with a flurry of furious blows to the mouth. Simple Simon's Brother, Carl gets mad!
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-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl launches a flurry of right shots to the mouth, but misses.
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-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl lashes out with a pair of punches to the face, but Geoff narrowly avoids it
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-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl probes with a right jab to the jaw, but fails to score.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" landed 7 of 31 punches, and geoff the destroyer landed 5 of 8 punches.

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" won the round 10-9

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" is winning the fight 116-112


Simple Simon's Brother, Carl doesn't even want to rest!

Geoff doesn't even want to rest!



The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" 10-9
Round 2: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" 10-9
Round 3: geoff the destroyer 10-9
Round 4: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" 10-9
Round 5: geoff the destroyer 10-9
Round 6: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" 10-9
Round 7: geoff the destroyer 10-9
Round 8: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" 10-9
Round 9: geoff the destroyer 10-9
Round 10: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" 10-9
Round 11: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" 10-9
Round 12: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" 10-9

Total Score: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" 116-112


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" 10-9
Round 2: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" 10-9
Round 3: geoff the destroyer 10-9
Round 4: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" 10-9
Round 5: geoff the destroyer 10-9
Round 6: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" 10-9
Round 7: geoff the destroyer 10-9
Round 8: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" 10-9
Round 9: geoff the destroyer 10-9
Round 10: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" 10-9
Round 11: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" 10-9
Round 12: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" 10-9

Total Score: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" 116-112


Christy Martin scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" 10-9
Round 2: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" 10-9
Round 3: geoff the destroyer 10-9
Round 4: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" 10-9
Round 5: geoff the destroyer 10-9
Round 6: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" 10-9
Round 7: geoff the destroyer 10-9
Round 8: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" 10-9
Round 9: geoff the destroyer 10-9
Round 10: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" 10-9
Round 11: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" 10-9
Round 12: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" 10-9

Total Score: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" 116-112

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" wins by decision!