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(Super-Welterweight) Innocent Bystander "A Tweeking Teen" defeated David Funk by unanimous decision: 120-108, 120-108, 120-108.

Match Thursday, January 26, 2017

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 2 inches (157 centimeters) tall weighing in at 154 pounds (70 kilograms) is Innocent Bystander "A Tweeking Teen"!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 7 inches (170 centimeters) tall weighing in at 148 pounds (67 kilograms) is David Funk!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

A Tweeking Teen clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
David covers up.

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-A Tweeking Teen attempts a volley of punches to the face, but David beats a hasty retreat.
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+A Tweeking Teen fires a pair of stinging punches to the head.
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-A Tweeking Teen charges with a hook to the solar plexus, but David ducks.
David tries to attack, but A Tweeking Teen hangs on until the referee separates them.
-A Tweeking Teen fires a left hook to the eye, but David backs out of it.
-A Tweeking Teen paws a flurry of left punches to the chin, but David steps aside.
David tries to attack, but A Tweeking Teen hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-A Tweeking Teen attempts a barrage of left blows to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
-A Tweeking Teen lashes out with a barrage of shots to the chin, but loses his balance.
-A Tweeking Teen throws a uppercut to the head, but fails to score.
+A Tweeking Teen lashes out with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
David tries to attack, but A Tweeking Teen hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+A Tweeking Teen catches David with a barrage of blows to the face!
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-A Tweeking Teen probes with a flurry of blows to the face, but comes up empty.
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-A Tweeking Teen throws a flurry of left shots to the eye, but misses completely.
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David tries to attack, but A Tweeking Teen hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+David nails A Tweeking Teen with a series of commanding shots to the temple. A Tweeking Teen ignores it.
+A Tweeking Teen drills David with a series of blows to the head.
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-A Tweeking Teen attempts a volley of blows to the mouth, but fails to score.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "A Tweeking Teen" landed 27 of 78 punches, and David Funk landed 5 of 8 punches.

Innocent Bystander "A Tweeking Teen" won the round 10-9

Innocent Bystander "A Tweeking Teen" is winning the fight 10-9


A Tweeking Teen doesn't want to stop fighting!

David doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

A Tweeking Teen clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
David covers up.

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-A Tweeking Teen paws a volley of punches to the mouth, but David beats a hasty retreat.
-A Tweeking Teen lashes out with a volley of punches to the stomach, but David escapes.
David tries to attack, but A Tweeking Teen hangs on until the referee separates them.
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David tries to attack, but A Tweeking Teen hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-A Tweeking Teen charges with a volley of left shots to the chin, but flails uselessly.
-A Tweeking Teen throws a barrage of shots to the ribs, but to no avail.
-A Tweeking Teen charges with a series of punches to the chin, but is ineffective.
+A Tweeking Teen punches David with a pair of loud blows to the nose.
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David tries to attack, but A Tweeking Teen hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-A Tweeking Teen lunges with a right straight right to the eye, but David blocks.
-A Tweeking Teen lashes out with a barrage of punches to the temple, but David ties him up.
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David tries to attack, but A Tweeking Teen hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-A Tweeking Teen throws a right uppercut to the eye, but David ties him up.
-A Tweeking Teen attempts a series of punches to the nose, but David escapes.
-A Tweeking Teen lunges with a pair of left punches to the face, but fails to score.
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-A Tweeking Teen tries a barrage of shots to the jaw, but David narrowly avoids it
+A Tweeking Teen tosses a loud uppercut to the stomach.
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+A Tweeking Teen pounds David with a volley of mean shots to the face. David sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+David hits with a series of vicious blows to the face.
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-A Tweeking Teen charges with a pair of blows to the temple, but David steps aside and laughs.
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-A Tweeking Teen attempts a pair of right punches to the stomach, but David deftly avoits it.
-A Tweeking Teen throws a series of right blows to the temple, but falls short.
+A Tweeking Teen stuns David with a barrage of commanding punches to the head!
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+A Tweeking Teen hits David with a flurry of powerful blows to the mouth.
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+A Tweeking Teen wakes up the fans with a wild uppercut to the stomach!

BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "A Tweeking Teen" landed 27 of 79 punches, and David Funk landed 5 of 8 punches.

Innocent Bystander "A Tweeking Teen" won the round 10-9

Innocent Bystander "A Tweeking Teen" is winning the fight 20-18


A Tweeking Teen doesn't even want to rest!

David doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

A Tweeking Teen fights inside. (inside)
David covers up.

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-A Tweeking Teen tries to land a pair of punches to the ribs, but misses completely.
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-A Tweeking Teen fires a volley of punches to the chest, but David ducks just in time.
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+David hits with a series of shots to the chin.
-A Tweeking Teen throws a barrage of right shots to the stomach, but to no avail.
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-A Tweeking Teen throws a hook to the ribs, but misses completely.
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+A Tweeking Teen backs up David with a pair of blows to the ribs.
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-A Tweeking Teen probes with a barrage of shots to the chest, but goes wide.
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-A Tweeking Teen paws a right to the stomach, but misses.
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-A Tweeking Teen lashes out with a volley of shots to the stomach, but falls short.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "A Tweeking Teen" landed 9 of 41 punches, and David Funk landed 7 of 7 punches.

Innocent Bystander "A Tweeking Teen" won the round 10-9

Innocent Bystander "A Tweeking Teen" is winning the fight 30-27


A Tweeking Teen doesn't even want to rest!

David doesn't want to stop fighting! He has cut below the right eye.



ROUND 4

A Tweeking Teen fights inside. (inside)
David covers up.

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-A Tweeking Teen fires a right left to the chest, but David blocks.
+A Tweeking Teen throws a uppercut to the chest.
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-A Tweeking Teen attacks with a series of left punches to the stomach, but to no avail.
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+David whacks A Tweeking Teen with a pair of off balance blows to the eye.
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-A Tweeking Teen fires a series of punches to the chest, but David steps aside.
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+A Tweeking Teen shakes David with a pair of blows to the chest.
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-A Tweeking Teen attempts a series of punches to the chest, but only hits air.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "A Tweeking Teen" landed 10 of 38 punches, and David Funk landed 8 of 8 punches.

Innocent Bystander "A Tweeking Teen" won the round 10-9

Innocent Bystander "A Tweeking Teen" is winning the fight 40-36


A Tweeking Teen doesn't even want to rest!

David doesn't even want to rest! He has cut below the right eye.



ROUND 5

A Tweeking Teen fights inside. (inside)
David covers up.

-A Tweeking Teen tries a pair of left punches to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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-A Tweeking Teen throws a uppercut to the stomach, but David leaps aside.
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+A Tweeking Teen annoys David with a volley of strong shots to the stomach.
-A Tweeking Teen lunges with a pair of left shots to the solar plexus, but David narrowly avoids it
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-A Tweeking Teen probes with a pair of shots to the stomach, but David escapes.
+David throws a flurry of powerful blows to the solar plexus. A Tweeking Teen retreats to the far corner.
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-A Tweeking Teen probes with a right to the stomach, but David leaps aside.
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-A Tweeking Teen throws a series of right blows to the stomach, but David blocks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "A Tweeking Teen" landed 8 of 38 punches, and David Funk landed 7 of 8 punches.

Innocent Bystander "A Tweeking Teen" won the round 10-9

Innocent Bystander "A Tweeking Teen" is winning the fight 50-45


A Tweeking Teen doesn't even want to rest!

David doesn't even want to rest! He has cut below the right eye.



ROUND 6

A Tweeking Teen fights inside. (inside)
David covers up.

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-A Tweeking Teen throws a series of punches to the ribs, but David takes it in the forearms.
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-A Tweeking Teen lashes out with a series of punches to the stomach, but David blocks.
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+David backs up A Tweeking Teen with a series of stiff blows to the face.
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-A Tweeking Teen probes with a volley of left blows to the solar plexus, but David ducks.
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-A Tweeking Teen launches a pair of blows to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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-A Tweeking Teen throws a pair of punches to the ribs, but David ties him up.
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-A Tweeking Teen throws a barrage of shots to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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+A Tweeking Teen hits with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
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-A Tweeking Teen probes with a pair of punches to the chest, but David stays away from it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "A Tweeking Teen" landed 9 of 44 punches, and David Funk landed 7 of 7 punches.

Innocent Bystander "A Tweeking Teen" won the round 10-9

Innocent Bystander "A Tweeking Teen" is winning the fight 60-54


A Tweeking Teen remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

David doesn't even want to rest! He has cut below the right eye.



ROUND 7

A Tweeking Teen throws everything he's got! (all-out)
David covers up.

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-A Tweeking Teen fires a flurry of left uppercuts to the temple, but only hits air.
-A Tweeking Teen tries to land a volley of right shots to the temple, but to no avail.
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+A Tweeking Teen fires a pair of painful uppercuts to the eye.
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-A Tweeking Teen attempts a series of hooks to the mouth, but to no avail.
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+David tags A Tweeking Teen with a nice punch to the nose.
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-A Tweeking Teen attempts a pair of left shots to the mouth, but David escapes.
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-A Tweeking Teen fires a series of right punches to the temple, but David deftly avoits it.
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-A Tweeking Teen paws a volley of left uppercuts to the eye, but to no avail.
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+A Tweeking Teen hits with a barrage of hard roundhouses to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "A Tweeking Teen" landed 11 of 37 punches, and David Funk landed 7 of 7 punches.

Innocent Bystander "A Tweeking Teen" won the round 10-9

Innocent Bystander "A Tweeking Teen" is winning the fight 70-63


A Tweeking Teen remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

David remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut below the right eye.



ROUND 8

A Tweeking Teen throws everything he's got! (all-out)
David covers up.

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-A Tweeking Teen charges with a series of roundhouses to the mouth, but loses his balance.
+David nails A Tweeking Teen with a cross to the face!
-A Tweeking Teen throws a flurry of crosses to the jaw, but he's too slow.
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+A Tweeking Teen tattoos David with a volley of stiff blows to the mouth. David sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-A Tweeking Teen throws a volley of right uppercuts to the chin, but fails to score.
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-A Tweeking Teen lashes out with a volley of shots to the chin, but David steps aside and laughs.
-A Tweeking Teen attempts a volley of left shots to the head, but David backs out of it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "A Tweeking Teen" landed 10 of 42 punches, and David Funk landed 8 of 8 punches.

Innocent Bystander "A Tweeking Teen" won the round 10-9

Innocent Bystander "A Tweeking Teen" is winning the fight 80-72


A Tweeking Teen remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

David remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut below the right eye.



ROUND 9

A Tweeking Teen throws everything he's got! (all-out)
David covers up.

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-A Tweeking Teen launches a flurry of left uppercuts to the chin, but David ties him up.
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-A Tweeking Teen probes with a volley of crosses to the chin, but is ineffective.
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-A Tweeking Teen attempts a volley of left roundhouses to the mouth, but David beats a hasty retreat.
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+A Tweeking Teen connects with a volley of nasty hooks to the nose. David seems wobbly!
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-A Tweeking Teen throws a roundhouse to the temple, but to no avail.
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+David throws a nasty roundhouse to the eye!
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-A Tweeking Teen lashes out with a pair of left crosses to the chin, but flails uselessly.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "A Tweeking Teen" landed 9 of 37 punches, and David Funk landed 8 of 8 punches.

Innocent Bystander "A Tweeking Teen" won the round 10-9

Innocent Bystander "A Tweeking Teen" is winning the fight 90-81


A Tweeking Teen remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

David grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut below the right eye.



ROUND 10

A Tweeking Teen throws everything he's got! (all-out)
David covers up.

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+David backs up A Tweeking Teen with a barrage of wild punches to the eye. A Tweeking Teen hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-A Tweeking Teen lashes out with a volley of roundhouses to the eye, but goes wide.
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+A Tweeking Teen throws a series of wild blows to the face!
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+A Tweeking Teen smacks David with a hook to the chin.
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-A Tweeking Teen launches a volley of roundhouses to the temple, but loses his balance.
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-A Tweeking Teen attacks with a series of shots to the jaw, but David narrowly avoids it
-A Tweeking Teen attempts a series of right crosses to the temple, but David deftly avoits it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "A Tweeking Teen" landed 9 of 42 punches, and David Funk landed 7 of 8 punches.

Innocent Bystander "A Tweeking Teen" won the round 10-9

Innocent Bystander "A Tweeking Teen" is winning the fight 100-90


A Tweeking Teen remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

David grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody nose. He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 11

A Tweeking Teen throws everything he's got! (all-out)
David covers up.

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-A Tweeking Teen throws a flurry of right blows to the chin, but David quickly backs away.
-A Tweeking Teen attacks with a shot to the mouth, but misses.
+David tosses a hook to the ribs.
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+A Tweeking Teen belts David with a light left to the chin. David hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-A Tweeking Teen paws a barrage of hooks to the temple, but David stays away from it.
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-A Tweeking Teen probes with a flurry of punches to the chin, but David covers himself well.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "A Tweeking Teen" landed 11 of 39 punches, and David Funk landed 8 of 8 punches.

Innocent Bystander "A Tweeking Teen" won the round 10-9

Innocent Bystander "A Tweeking Teen" is winning the fight 110-99


A Tweeking Teen grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

David is obviously tired. He has cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody nose. He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 12

A Tweeking Teen throws everything he's got! (all-out)
David covers up.

-A Tweeking Teen lunges with a flurry of left uppercuts to the eye, but David hides behind his gloves.
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-A Tweeking Teen probes with a series of roundhouses to the nose, but misses completely.
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+A Tweeking Teen strikes with a series of shots to the eye!!
+A Tweeking Teen pummels David with a pair of quick uppercuts to the nose.
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-A Tweeking Teen tries to land a hook to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-A Tweeking Teen attacks with a right blow to the face, but only hits air.
-A Tweeking Teen paws a pair of shots to the temple, but fails to score.
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-A Tweeking Teen launches a series of right blows to the temple, but David takes it in the forearms.
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-A Tweeking Teen probes with a series of uppercuts to the temple, but David deftly avoits it.
+David stuns A Tweeking Teen with a series of wild blows to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "A Tweeking Teen" landed 12 of 42 punches, and David Funk landed 8 of 8 punches.

Innocent Bystander "A Tweeking Teen" won the round 10-9

Innocent Bystander "A Tweeking Teen" is winning the fight 120-108


A Tweeking Teen grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

David is obviously tired. He has cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody nose. He has a bloody lip.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Innocent Bystander "A Tweeking Teen" 10-9
Round 2: Innocent Bystander "A Tweeking Teen" 10-9
Round 3: Innocent Bystander "A Tweeking Teen" 10-9
Round 4: Innocent Bystander "A Tweeking Teen" 10-9
Round 5: Innocent Bystander "A Tweeking Teen" 10-9
Round 6: Innocent Bystander "A Tweeking Teen" 10-9
Round 7: Innocent Bystander "A Tweeking Teen" 10-9
Round 8: Innocent Bystander "A Tweeking Teen" 10-9
Round 9: Innocent Bystander "A Tweeking Teen" 10-9
Round 10: Innocent Bystander "A Tweeking Teen" 10-9
Round 11: Innocent Bystander "A Tweeking Teen" 10-9
Round 12: Innocent Bystander "A Tweeking Teen" 10-9

Total Score: Innocent Bystander "A Tweeking Teen" 120-108


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Innocent Bystander "A Tweeking Teen" 10-9
Round 2: Innocent Bystander "A Tweeking Teen" 10-9
Round 3: Innocent Bystander "A Tweeking Teen" 10-9
Round 4: Innocent Bystander "A Tweeking Teen" 10-9
Round 5: Innocent Bystander "A Tweeking Teen" 10-9
Round 6: Innocent Bystander "A Tweeking Teen" 10-9
Round 7: Innocent Bystander "A Tweeking Teen" 10-9
Round 8: Innocent Bystander "A Tweeking Teen" 10-9
Round 9: Innocent Bystander "A Tweeking Teen" 10-9
Round 10: Innocent Bystander "A Tweeking Teen" 10-9
Round 11: Innocent Bystander "A Tweeking Teen" 10-9
Round 12: Innocent Bystander "A Tweeking Teen" 10-9

Total Score: Innocent Bystander "A Tweeking Teen" 120-108


George Foreman scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Innocent Bystander "A Tweeking Teen" 10-9
Round 2: Innocent Bystander "A Tweeking Teen" 10-9
Round 3: Innocent Bystander "A Tweeking Teen" 10-9
Round 4: Innocent Bystander "A Tweeking Teen" 10-9
Round 5: Innocent Bystander "A Tweeking Teen" 10-9
Round 6: Innocent Bystander "A Tweeking Teen" 10-9
Round 7: Innocent Bystander "A Tweeking Teen" 10-9
Round 8: Innocent Bystander "A Tweeking Teen" 10-9
Round 9: Innocent Bystander "A Tweeking Teen" 10-9
Round 10: Innocent Bystander "A Tweeking Teen" 10-9
Round 11: Innocent Bystander "A Tweeking Teen" 10-9
Round 12: Innocent Bystander "A Tweeking Teen" 10-9

Total Score: Innocent Bystander "A Tweeking Teen" 120-108

Innocent Bystander "A Tweeking Teen" wins by decision!