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(Heavyweight) Thicke Krust defeated Luke "Too EZ" Smuthers de Tuna by knockout (KO) in round 11.

Match Saturday, January 21, 2017

In this corner, standing 7 feet and 4 inches (224 centimeters) tall weighing in at 250 pounds (113 kilograms) is Thicke Krust!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 1 inch (185 centimeters) tall weighing in at 207 pounds (94 kilograms) is Luke "Too EZ" Smuthers de Tuna!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Krust stays outside and uses his jab.
Too Ez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Krust tries to attack, but Too Ez hangs on until the referee separates them.
Krust tries to attack, but Too Ez hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Too Ez tags Krust with a powerful uppercut to the ribs.
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+Krust hits with a pair of off balance punches to the stomach. Too Ez doesn't seem bothered.
Krust tries to attack, but Too Ez hangs on until the referee separates them.
Krust tries to attack, but Too Ez hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Krust shakes Too Ez with a barrage of punches to the ribs. Too Ez covers up.
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+Krust tags Too Ez with a volley of punches to the ribs!
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+Krust drills Too Ez with a flurry of off balance punches to the ribs.
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+Krust tosses a barrage of commanding punches to the chest. Too Ez hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Krust throws a flurry of punches to the ribs.
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-Too Ez attempts a volley of shots to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Too Ez launches a flurry of blows to the solar plexus, but misses.
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+Krust tosses a barrage of punches to the stomach. Too Ez seems wobbly!
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+Too Ez throws a volley of shots to the chest.
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-Too Ez probes with a volley of left shots to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Thicke Krust landed 31 of 31 punches, and Luke "Too EZ" Smuthers de Tuna landed 15 of 33 punches.

Thicke Krust won the round 10-9

Thicke Krust is winning the fight 10-9


Krust doesn't want to stop fighting!

Too Ez doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Krust stays outside and uses his jab.
Too Ez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Krust tries to attack, but Too Ez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Krust tries to attack, but Too Ez hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Krust fires a flurry of nice punches to the chest.
-Too Ez launches a right uppercut to the solar plexus, but falls short.
+Krust jolts Too Ez with a volley of mean punches to the stomach. Too Ez grimaces in pain.
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-Too Ez throws a pair of blows to the solar plexus, but Krust escapes.
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+Krust clocks Too Ez with a pair of punches to the ribs. Too Ez is hurt!
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-Too Ez throws a volley of right punches to the chest, but to no avail.
+Krust hits with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
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Krust tries to attack, but Too Ez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Krust hits with a series of hard punches to the stomach.
+Too Ez annoys Krust with a flurry of furious shots to the chest.
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+Krust hammers Too Ez with a series of punches to the stomach!! Too Ez sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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Krust tries to attack, but Too Ez hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Krust hits Too Ez with a nice jab to the chest!
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+Too Ez stuns Krust with a powerful hook to the ribs.
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-Too Ez tries to land a barrage of left shots to the ribs, but Krust steps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Thicke Krust landed 27 of 31 punches, and Luke "Too EZ" Smuthers de Tuna landed 11 of 31 punches.

Thicke Krust won the round 10-9

Thicke Krust is winning the fight 20-18


Krust doesn't even want to rest!

Too Ez doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Krust stays outside and uses his jab.
Too Ez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Too Ez punches Krust with a pair of painful blows to the chest.
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Krust tries to attack, but Too Ez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Krust belts Too Ez with a series of punches to the chest.
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+Too Ez scores with a barrage of stiff punches to the stomach.
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-Too Ez charges with a barrage of blows to the stomach, but Krust narrowly avoids it
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-Too Ez attacks with a pair of left blows to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Krust pummels Too Ez with a cross to the solar plexus.
+Krust throws a powerful sweeping right to the ribs. Too Ez falls against the ropes!
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Krust tries to attack, but Too Ez hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Krust whacks Too Ez with a vicious cross to the stomach.
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Krust tries to attack, but Too Ez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Too Ez attempts a pair of right blows to the ribs, but misses.
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Krust tries to attack, but Too Ez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Thicke Krust landed 30 of 32 punches, and Luke "Too EZ" Smuthers de Tuna landed 13 of 33 punches.

Thicke Krust won the round 10-9

Thicke Krust is winning the fight 30-27


Krust remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Too Ez doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Krust stays outside and uses his jab.
Too Ez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Krust tries to attack, but Too Ez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Too Ez tosses a series of shots to the chest!!
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+Too Ez tosses a commanding cross to the solar plexus.
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Krust tries to attack, but Too Ez hangs on until the referee separates them.
Krust tries to attack, but Too Ez hangs on until the referee separates them.
Krust tries to attack, but Too Ez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Too Ez attempts a right straight right to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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-Krust lunges with a volley of left punches to the stomach, but Too Ez covers himself well.
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-Too Ez lashes out with a hook to the chest, but falls short.
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-Too Ez throws a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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+Krust clocks Too Ez with a volley of nasty punches to the chest.
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+Krust annoys Too Ez with a barrage of punches to the chest.
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+Krust pops Too Ez with a volley of punches to the stomach! Too Ez hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Krust staggers Too Ez with a flurry of solid blows to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Thicke Krust landed 24 of 28 punches, and Luke "Too EZ" Smuthers de Tuna landed 12 of 32 punches.

Thicke Krust won the round 10-9

Thicke Krust is winning the fight 40-36


Krust remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Too Ez remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 5

Krust stays outside and uses his jab.
Too Ez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Krust tries to attack, but Too Ez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Krust tries to attack, but Too Ez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Krust tries to attack, but Too Ez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Too Ez throws a pair of right punches to the stomach, but Krust narrowly avoids it
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-Too Ez tries to land a left hook to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Too Ez smacks Krust with a volley of nasty blows to the stomach!
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+Krust hits with a flurry of punches to the chin.
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Krust tries to attack, but Too Ez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Too Ez tries to land a volley of punches to the stomach, but Krust steps aside and laughs.
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+Too Ez pounds Krust with a nice left to the chest. Krust doesn't seem bothered.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Thicke Krust landed 8 of 8 punches, and Luke "Too EZ" Smuthers de Tuna landed 12 of 32 punches.

Luke "Too EZ" Smuthers de Tuna won the round 10-9

Thicke Krust is winning the fight 49-46


Krust remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Too Ez doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

Krust stays outside and uses his jab.
Too Ez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Krust tries to attack, but Too Ez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Too Ez clocks Krust with a series of punches to the nose!
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Krust tries to attack, but Too Ez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Krust hits with a flurry of shots to the chest.
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-Too Ez attempts a series of shots to the eye, but to no avail.
Krust tries to attack, but Too Ez hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Too Ez attempts a pair of punches to the jaw, but goes wide.
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Krust tries to attack, but Too Ez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Krust tattoos Too Ez with a pair of blows to the stomach! Too Ez grimaces in pain.
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+Krust annoys Too Ez with a stinging roundhouse to the ribs.
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+Too Ez grazes Krust with a pair of furious punches to the mouth!
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+Krust hammers Too Ez with a barrage of mean shots to the solar plexus.
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-Too Ez throws a barrage of shots to the eye, but Krust blocks.
-Too Ez launches a series of right punches to the chin, but misses.
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+Krust hammers Too Ez with an elbow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Krust catches Too Ez with a pair of heavy punches to the ribs.
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+Krust pops Too Ez with a volley of nice punches to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Thicke Krust landed 27 of 34 punches, and Luke "Too EZ" Smuthers de Tuna landed 11 of 30 punches.

Thicke Krust won the round 10-9

Thicke Krust is winning the fight 59-55


Krust remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Too Ez remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

Krust stays outside and uses his jab.
Too Ez is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Krust lands a pair of punches to the temple.
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-Too Ez fires a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but Krust ducks just in time.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Thicke Krust landed 7 of 8 punches, and Luke "Too EZ" Smuthers de Tuna landed 3 of 8 punches.

Thicke Krust won the round 10-9

Thicke Krust is winning the fight 69-64


Krust remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Too Ez doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 8

Krust is using the ring. (using the ring)
Too Ez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Krust staggers Too Ez with a cross to the nose. Too Ez shakes his head to clear it.
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Krust tries to attack, but Too Ez hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Too Ez lunges with a pair of right shots to the mouth, but misses.
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Krust tries to attack, but Too Ez hangs on until the referee separates them.
Krust tries to attack, but Too Ez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Too Ez tries to land a pair of right punches to the temple, but Krust steps aside and laughs.
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Krust tries to attack, but Too Ez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Krust fires a pair of off balance punches to the head.
-Too Ez charges with a volley of blows to the mouth, but Krust leaps aside.
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+Krust hits with a flurry of punches to the temple.
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+Too Ez throws a series of blows to the eye.
+Krust connects with a series of painful punches to the chin!
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-Too Ez attempts a flurry of right blows to the mouth, but Krust ties him up.
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Krust tries to attack, but Too Ez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Too Ez tags Krust with a quick uppercut to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Thicke Krust landed 25 of 30 punches, and Luke "Too EZ" Smuthers de Tuna landed 15 of 41 punches.

Thicke Krust won the round 10-9

Thicke Krust is winning the fight 79-73


Krust remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Too Ez remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 9

Krust stays outside and uses his jab.
Too Ez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

-Too Ez tries a pair of left punches to the eye, but misses.
-Too Ez attempts a pair of left blows to the jaw, but Krust steps aside and laughs.
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Krust tries to attack, but Too Ez hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Too Ez probes with a right to the eye, but Krust covers himself well.
-Too Ez tries a pair of blows to the eye, but he's too slow.
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-Too Ez launches a volley of right punches to the temple, but flails uselessly.
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Krust tries to attack, but Too Ez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Krust backs up Too Ez with a volley of strong punches to the chest!
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+Too Ez tosses a uppercut to the temple.
Krust tries to attack, but Too Ez hangs on until the referee separates them.
Krust tries to attack, but Too Ez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Thicke Krust landed 8 of 8 punches, and Luke "Too EZ" Smuthers de Tuna landed 11 of 37 punches.

Luke "Too EZ" Smuthers de Tuna won the round 10-9

Thicke Krust is winning the fight 88-83


Krust remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Too Ez remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 10

Krust is using the ring. (using the ring)
Too Ez is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Krust launches a jab to the mouth, but loses his balance.
+Krust pokes Too Ez with a series of commanding punches to the head.
+Krust hits Too Ez with a series of punches to the temple.
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-Krust lunges with a sweeping right to the eye, but falls short.
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-Krust attempts a series of punches to the nose, but comes up empty.
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+Krust connects with a pair of mean punches to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Thicke Krust landed 18 of 33 punches, and Luke "Too EZ" Smuthers de Tuna landed 4 of 9 punches.

Thicke Krust won the round 10-9

Thicke Krust is winning the fight 98-92


Krust doesn't even want to rest!

Too Ez remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 11

Krust is using the ring. (using the ring)
Too Ez is a raging bull!. (all-out)

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+Too Ez backs up Krust with a volley of furious punches to the chin. Krust backpedals to his own corner.
-Too Ez attempts a pair of uppercuts to the head, but Krust quickly backs away.
+Krust hits with a volley of punches to the head.
Krust lands a beautiful cross to the jaw and Too Ez falls senseless!!

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Too Ez struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Too Ez tries to land a pair of punches to the mouth, but Krust takes it in the forearms.
+Krust stuns Too Ez with a flurry of punches to the chin. Too Ez doesn't notice.
Krust lands a mighty left haymaker and Too Ez goes down!!

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He's Out!
Thicke Krust wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Krust grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Too Ez collapses limply onto his stool. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Thicke Krust 10-9
Round 2: Thicke Krust 10-9
Round 3: Thicke Krust 10-9
Round 4: Thicke Krust 10-9
Round 5: Luke "Too EZ" Smuthers de Tuna 10-9
Round 6: Thicke Krust 10-9
Round 7: Thicke Krust 10-9
Round 8: Thicke Krust 10-9
Round 9: Luke "Too EZ" Smuthers de Tuna 10-9
Round 10: Thicke Krust 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Thicke Krust 10-9
Round 2: Thicke Krust 10-9
Round 3: Thicke Krust 10-9
Round 4: Thicke Krust 10-9
Round 5: Luke "Too EZ" Smuthers de Tuna 10-9
Round 6: Thicke Krust 10-9
Round 7: Thicke Krust 10-9
Round 8: Thicke Krust 10-9
Round 9: Luke "Too EZ" Smuthers de Tuna 10-9
Round 10: Thicke Krust 10-9


George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Thicke Krust 10-9
Round 2: Thicke Krust 10-9
Round 3: Thicke Krust 10-9
Round 4: Thicke Krust 10-9
Round 5: Luke "Too EZ" Smuthers de Tuna 10-9
Round 6: Thicke Krust 10-9
Round 7: Thicke Krust 10-9
Round 8: Thicke Krust 10-9
Round 9: Luke "Too EZ" Smuthers de Tuna 10-9
Round 10: Thicke Krust 10-9

Thicke Krust wins by a knockout!