Public Fight Report
(Heavyweight) Evil Einstein defeated Testing Testing by split decision: 115-114, 115-113, 114-115.Match Saturday, January 14, 2017In this corner, standing 6 feet and 5 inches (196 centimeters) tall weighing in at 231 pounds (105 kilograms) is Testing Testing!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet and 7 inches (201 centimeters) tall weighing in at 298 pounds (135 kilograms) is Evil Einstein!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
Testing is using the ring. (using the ring)
Einstein grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
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+Testing lands a barrage of quick punches to the nose.
+Testing tags Einstein with a pair of quick punches to the head!
+Einstein jolts Testing with a volley of painful shots to the solar plexus.
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Testing tries to attack, but Einstein hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Testing fires a nice jab to the head.
Testing tries to attack, but Einstein hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Testing strikes with a barrage of solid punches to the chin. Einstein falls against the ropes!
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+Testing thumps Einstein with a barrage of solid punches to the mouth.
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+Testing fires a volley of mean punches to the head.
-Einstein fires a series of shots to the solar plexus, but Testing steps aside.
+Testing throws a flurry of mean punches to the mouth.
-Einstein attempts a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but fails to score.
+Testing nails Einstein with a pair of solid blows to the mouth.
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+Testing pokes Einstein with a volley of loud punches to the mouth.
+Einstein rocks Testing with a series of vicious shots to the ribs. Testing laughs!
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+Testing tags Einstein with a flurry of punches to the face.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Testing Testing landed 48 of 48 punches, and Evil Einstein landed 11 of 24 punches.
Testing Testing won the round 10-9
Testing Testing is winning the fight 10-9
Testing doesn't want to stop fighting!
Einstein doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Testing is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Einstein grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Testing tries to attack, but Einstein hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Testing suprises Einstein with a pair of wild blows to the chin.
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-Einstein probes with a barrage of blows to the ribs, but Testing leaps aside.
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+Testing takes charge with a barrage of nasty punches to the solar plexus.
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+Testing pummels Einstein with a cross to the solar plexus.
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+Testing thumps Einstein with a series of off balance punches to the chin.
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+Testing hurts Einstein with a flurry of hard punches to the chin!!
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-Einstein fires a volley of punches to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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+Testing belts Einstein with a series of hard shots to the mouth!
+Einstein tags Testing with a flurry of nasty shots to the ribs.
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Testing tries to attack, but Einstein hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Einstein fires a uppercut to the stomach, but goes wide.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Testing Testing landed 30 of 35 punches, and Evil Einstein landed 9 of 27 punches.
Testing Testing won the round 10-9
Testing Testing is winning the fight 20-18
Testing doesn't even want to rest!
Einstein doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Testing is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Einstein clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
-Einstein throws a flurry of blows to the solar plexus, but Testing blocks.
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+Einstein connects with a flurry of wild shots to the chin.
-Einstein lashes out with a barrage of left shots to the chin, but goes wide.
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+Testing shakes Einstein with a barrage of vicious punches to the eye!!
+Einstein pummels Testing with a vicious left to the stomach.
Testing tries to attack, but Einstein hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Testing jars Einstein with a pair of painful punches to the jaw!
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-Einstein throws a series of left punches to the eye, but flails uselessly.
+Testing takes charge with a barrage of stiff shots to the head.
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+Testing hurts Einstein with a volley of punches to the jaw.
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+Einstein hits with a flurry of punches to the chin.
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Testing tries to attack, but Einstein hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Einstein fires a barrage of quick blows to the ribs.
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+Testing pummels Einstein with a volley of light punches to the nose.
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-Einstein probes with a right left to the jaw, but Testing steps aside.
Testing tries to attack, but Einstein hangs on until the referee separates them.
+ The fighters trade punches to the temple.
Testing tries to attack, but Einstein hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Einstein tries a flurry of blows to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Testing takes charge with a volley of shots to the solar plexus.
-Einstein tries to land a pair of left punches to the face, but Testing ducks.
+Einstein connects with a pair of solid punches to the solar plexus. Testing asks for time to wipe off the blood.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Testing Testing landed 29 of 31 punches, and Evil Einstein landed 27 of 49 punches.
Testing Testing won the round 10-9
Testing Testing is winning the fight 30-27
Testing doesn't even want to rest!
Einstein doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Testing is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Einstein grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Testing tries to attack, but Einstein hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Testing takes charge with a series of hard punches to the jaw.
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+Einstein punches Testing with a barrage of off balance punches to the stomach.
-Einstein throws a barrage of left shots to the ribs, but Testing steps aside and laughs.
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Testing tries to attack, but Einstein hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Einstein attacks with a series of right blows to the chest, but comes up empty.
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-Einstein attempts a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but Testing stays away from it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Testing Testing landed 8 of 8 punches, and Evil Einstein landed 8 of 25 punches.
Evil Einstein won the round 10-9
Testing Testing is winning the fight 39-37
Testing doesn't even want to rest!
Einstein doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 5
Testing is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Einstein clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
+Einstein staggers Testing with a pair of shots to the chin.
Testing tries to attack, but Einstein hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Einstein hurts Testing with a heavy hook to the head.
-Einstein attacks with a pair of left blows to the chin, but misses completely.
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+Einstein pounds Testing with a flurry of punches to the chest.
+Testing nails Einstein with a glancing jab to the temple.
+Testing tags Einstein with a barrage of loud blows to the ribs.
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Testing tries to attack, but Einstein hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Testing tries to attack, but Einstein hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Testing grazes Einstein with a pair of off balance punches to the mouth. Einstein sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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Testing tries to attack, but Einstein hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Einstein tries a volley of shots to the temple, but Testing steps aside and laughs.
-Einstein attacks with a volley of left punches to the temple, but only hits air.
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+Einstein clocks Testing with a flurry of mean shots to the eye! Testing hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Testing suprises Einstein with a barrage of punches to the head. Einstein hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Einstein probes with a volley of right shots to the mouth, but Testing escapes.
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+Testing tattoos Einstein with a light straight right to the solar plexus.
-Einstein throws a flurry of right shots to the face, but misses.
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+Einstein drills Testing with a barrage of mean blows to the eye.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Testing Testing landed 32 of 33 punches, and Evil Einstein landed 33 of 64 punches.
Evil Einstein won the round 10-9
Testing Testing is winning the fight 48-47
Testing doesn't even want to rest!
Einstein remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 6
Testing is using the ring. (using the ring)
Einstein grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
-Einstein throws a barrage of right shots to the solar plexus, but Testing beats a hasty retreat.
+Testing catches Einstein with a volley of light punches to the mouth. Einstein is hurt!
+Testing scores with a volley of powerful punches to the chest. Einstein is hurt!
Testing tries to attack, but Einstein hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Einstein wakes up the fans with a series of blows to the stomach.
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+Testing throws a volley of punches to the face!
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-Einstein fires a pair of left shots to the ribs, but misses completely.
+Testing hurts Einstein with a flurry of nasty shots to the mouth. Einstein hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Testing fires a volley of punches to the stomach.
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-Einstein probes with a volley of punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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+Testing fires a volley of punches to the eye. Einstein covers up.
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Testing tries to attack, but Einstein hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Einstein fires a stinging hook to the solar plexus.
+Testing hits with a flurry of glancing punches to the jaw.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Testing Testing landed 45 of 45 punches, and Evil Einstein landed 11 of 24 punches.
Testing Testing won the round 10-9
Testing Testing is winning the fight 58-56
Testing remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Einstein remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 7
Testing is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Einstein grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
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-Einstein probes with a volley of right shots to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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+Einstein punches Testing with a vicious uppercut to the chest. Testing asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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Testing tries to attack, but Einstein hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Testing jolts Einstein with a series of punches to the temple.
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Testing tries to attack, but Einstein hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Testing hits with a series of stiff blows to the stomach.
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-Einstein attempts a barrage of right blows to the ribs, but Testing beats a hasty retreat.
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+Testing attacks with a barrage of light punches to the eye. Einstein quickly recovers.
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+Testing punches Einstein with a flurry of punches to the chin.
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+Testing grazes Einstein with a volley of punches to the ribs. Einstein doesn't seem bothered.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Testing Testing landed 31 of 31 punches, and Evil Einstein landed 8 of 24 punches.
Testing Testing won the round 10-9
Testing Testing is winning the fight 68-65
Testing remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Einstein remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 8
Testing is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Einstein grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
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-Einstein probes with a uppercut to the chest, but fails to score.
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+Testing nails Einstein with a series of stiff punches to the mouth.
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-Einstein lashes out with a pair of shots to the chest, but fails to score.
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Testing tries to attack, but Einstein hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Testing tries to attack, but Einstein hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Einstein lashes out with a right roundhouse to the stomach, but misses.
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+Einstein tattoos Testing with a pair of commanding blows to the ribs!!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Testing Testing landed 8 of 8 punches, and Evil Einstein landed 7 of 25 punches.
Evil Einstein won the round 10-9
Testing Testing is winning the fight 77-75
Testing remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Einstein remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 9
Testing is using the ring. (using the ring)
Einstein clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
-Einstein lunges with a flurry of right shots to the chin, but only hits air.
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-Einstein attacks with a pair of left punches to the chest, but Testing ducks.
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Testing tries to attack, but Einstein hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Einstein probes with a uppercut to the eye, but loses his balance.
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+Einstein suprises Testing with a barrage of nice punches to the chin. Testing hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Testing charges with a right jab to the nose, but misses completely.
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-Einstein throws a flurry of shots to the stomach, but Testing takes it in the forearms.
Testing tries to attack, but Einstein hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Testing tries to attack, but Einstein hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Einstein throws a series of punches to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Einstein hits Testing with a pair of shots to the mouth.
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+Testing hits with a volley of punches to the eye.
+Testing hits with a volley of light punches to the nose.
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Testing tries to attack, but Einstein hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Einstein pounds Testing with a pair of hard punches to the temple.
Testing tries to attack, but Einstein hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Einstein grazes Testing with a series of furious shots to the chest.
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+Testing wakes up the fans with a flurry of stiff punches to the face!
+Testing hits with a flurry of punches to the mouth. Einstein beats a hasty retreat.
+Einstein hits with a barrage of heavy punches to the nose!!
+ The fighters trade punches to the mouth.
-Einstein tries to land a barrage of left blows to the temple, but flails uselessly.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Testing Testing landed 24 of 34 punches, and Evil Einstein landed 27 of 53 punches.
Evil Einstein won the round 10-9
Testing Testing is winning the fight 86-85
Testing remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Einstein remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 10
Testing is using the ring. (using the ring)
Einstein clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
+Testing punches Einstein with a barrage of wild punches to the nose.
+Einstein drills Testing with a pair of solid blows to the mouth.
+Einstein hurts Testing with a volley of hard punches to the eye.
+Einstein tattoos Testing with a mean cross to the head.
Testing tries to attack, but Einstein hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Einstein throws a volley of punches to the face, but Testing stays away from it.
-Testing charges with a series of left punches to the chin, but Einstein takes it in the forearms.
+Einstein hurts Testing with a pair of furious punches to the eye.
Testing tries to attack, but Einstein hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Testing tries to attack, but Einstein hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Testing lashes out with a flurry of punches to the face, but Einstein ducks.
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+Einstein punches Testing with a straight right to the chin.
-Einstein tries to land a volley of left punches to the eye, but Testing blocks.
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+Einstein hits Testing with a flurry of furious shots to the chest. Testing covers up.
+Einstein catches Testing with a volley of loud punches to the eye!
-Einstein lunges with a volley of blows to the eye, but Testing steps aside.
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-Testing tries a pair of right shots to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Einstein charges with a jab to the chin, but Testing ducks just in time.
-Einstein paws a flurry of shots to the eye, but misses completely.
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-Einstein charges with a roundhouse to the temple, but Testing leaps aside.
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Testing tries to attack, but Einstein hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Testing thumps Einstein with a straight right to the nose.
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-Einstein throws a barrage of left punches to the jaw, but only hits air.
+Testing pokes Einstein with a series of mean shots to the mouth. Einstein hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Testing jars Einstein with a pair of nasty punches to the eye.
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+Testing punches Einstein with a series of punches to the jaw.
+Testing attacks with a pair of painful punches to the temple!!
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+ The fighters trade punches to the nose.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Testing Testing landed 30 of 49 punches, and Evil Einstein landed 34 of 72 punches.
Evil Einstein won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Testing remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Einstein remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 11
Testing is using the ring. (using the ring)
Einstein clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
-Testing lunges with a flurry of punches to the head, but Einstein covers himself well.
+Einstein tosses a barrage of shots to the ribs.
Testing tries to attack, but Einstein hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Einstein attempts a series of right blows to the jaw, but Testing takes it in the forearms.
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-Einstein tries a flurry of right shots to the head, but loses his balance.
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+Testing backs up Einstein with a flurry of strong punches to the mouth.
+Testing shakes Einstein with a volley of hard punches to the chin. Einstein sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
Testing tries to attack, but Einstein hangs on until the referee separates them.
+ The fighters swap shots to the head.
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Testing tries to attack, but Einstein hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Einstein probes with a left left to the jaw, but loses his balance.
+Einstein backs up Testing with a pair of solid punches to the jaw.
Testing tries to attack, but Einstein hangs on until the referee separates them.
Testing tries to attack, but Einstein hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Einstein hits with a volley of strong punches to the nose.
+Einstein fires a straight right to the jaw.
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+Einstein clocks Testing with a flurry of nice shots to the head. Testing retreats to the far corner.
+Einstein nails Testing with a pair of light punches to the jaw.
+Testing takes charge with a barrage of off balance punches to the head!
-Einstein lashes out with a series of right blows to the eye, but Testing covers himself well.
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+Testing connects with a nasty roundhouse to the face. Einstein retreats to the far corner.
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-Einstein attacks with a pair of right blows to the mouth, but Testing steps aside and laughs.
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-Einstein attempts a volley of shots to the eye, but Testing escapes.
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+Einstein lands a series of heavy shots to the chin.
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Testing tries to attack, but Einstein hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Einstein attacks with a right straight right to the solar plexus, but Testing beats a hasty retreat.
-Einstein lashes out with a right roundhouse to the stomach, but fails to score.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Testing Testing landed 32 of 47 punches, and Evil Einstein landed 32 of 66 punches.
Evil Einstein won the round 10-9
Evil Einstein is winning the fight 105-104
Testing remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Einstein grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 12
Testing is using the ring. (using the ring)
Einstein clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
+Testing backs up Einstein with a nice roundhouse to the eye.
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-Einstein attempts a series of punches to the head, but he's too slow.
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+Testing attacks with a barrage of loud blows to the face.
+Testing hits Einstein with a volley of punches to the nose. Einstein gets mad!
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+Testing shakes Einstein with a pair of painful punches to the head.
+Testing tags Einstein with a volley of punches to the chin.
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+Einstein hits with a series of stinging punches to the jaw! Testing covers up.
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Testing tries to attack, but Einstein hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Einstein charges with a series of blows to the mouth, but goes wide.
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+Testing pops Einstein with a barrage of heavy punches to the face. Einstein shakes his head to clear it.
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+Einstein throws a volley of light shots to the chin!!
Testing tries to attack, but Einstein hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Einstein probes with a volley of punches to the nose, but Testing backs out of it.
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+Testing belts Einstein with a series of loud blows to the mouth.
+Testing nails Einstein with a barrage of punches to the nose!
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+Testing takes charge with a flurry of punches to the chin.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Testing Testing landed 44 of 45 punches, and Evil Einstein landed 11 of 31 punches.
Testing Testing won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Testing remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Einstein grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Testing Testing 10-9
Round 2: Testing Testing 10-9
Round 3: Evil Einstein 10-9
Round 4: Evil Einstein 10-9
Round 5: A 10-10 tie.
Round 6: Testing Testing 10-9
Round 7: Testing Testing 10-9
Round 8: Evil Einstein 10-9
Round 9: Evil Einstein 10-9
Round 10: Evil Einstein 10-9
Round 11: Evil Einstein 10-9
Round 12: Testing Testing 10-9
Total Score: Evil Einstein 115-114
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Testing Testing 10-9
Round 2: Testing Testing 10-9
Round 3: Evil Einstein 10-9
Round 4: Evil Einstein 10-9
Round 5: Evil Einstein 10-9
Round 6: Testing Testing 10-9
Round 7: Testing Testing 10-9
Round 8: Evil Einstein 10-9
Round 9: Evil Einstein 10-9
Round 10: Evil Einstein 10-9
Round 11: Evil Einstein 10-9
Round 12: Testing Testing 10-9
Total Score: Evil Einstein 115-113
Christy Martin scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Testing Testing 10-9
Round 2: Testing Testing 10-9
Round 3: Testing Testing 10-9
Round 4: Evil Einstein 10-9
Round 5: A 10-10 tie.
Round 6: Testing Testing 10-9
Round 7: Testing Testing 10-9
Round 8: Evil Einstein 10-9
Round 9: Evil Einstein 10-9
Round 10: Evil Einstein 10-9
Round 11: Evil Einstein 10-9
Round 12: Testing Testing 10-9
Total Score: Testing Testing 115-114
Evil Einstein wins by decision!
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