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(Super-Middleweight) I. Hurt defeated Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" by unanimous decision: 116-114, 116-114, 116-113.

Match Friday, December 30, 2016

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 4 inches (163 centimeters) tall weighing in at 168 pounds (76 kilograms) is Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl"!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 165 pounds (75 kilograms) is I. Hurt!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Simple Simon's Brother, Carl is backpedaling. (using the ring)
I. Hurt clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Simple Simon's Brother, Carl tries to attack, but I. Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+I. Hurt backs up Simple Simon's Brother, Carl with a flurry of punches to the ribs!
-I. Hurt tries a right uppercut to the chest, but Simple Simon's Brother, Carl blocks.
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Simple Simon's Brother, Carl tries to attack, but I. Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl attacks with a volley of punches to the face, but I. Hurt ducks.
Simple Simon's Brother, Carl tries to attack, but I. Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them.
-I. Hurt fires a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Simple Simon's Brother, Carl ducks just in time.
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-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl attempts a volley of punches to the face, but only hits air.
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+Simple Simon's Brother, Carl attacks with a volley of strong shots to the jaw! I. Hurt sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Simple Simon's Brother, Carl hammers I. Hurt with a series of off balance punches to the nose.
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+Simple Simon's Brother, Carl throws a volley of loud punches to the chin.
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-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl attempts a pair of left punches to the jaw, but I. Hurt narrowly avoids it
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" landed 18 of 32 punches, and I. Hurt landed 9 of 23 punches.

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" won the round 10-9

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" is winning the fight 10-9


Simple Simon's Brother, Carl doesn't want to stop fighting!

I. Hurt doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Simple Simon's Brother, Carl is backpedaling. (using the ring)
I. Hurt clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Simple Simon's Brother, Carl hits with a powerful jab to the face! I. Hurt backpedals to his own corner.
+Simple Simon's Brother, Carl wallops I. Hurt with a series of commanding blows to the face. I. Hurt ignores it.
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+Simple Simon's Brother, Carl fires a flurry of nasty shots to the nose.
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Simple Simon's Brother, Carl tries to attack, but I. Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Simple Simon's Brother, Carl tries to attack, but I. Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them.
-I. Hurt throws a volley of punches to the chest, but falls short.
-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl paws a flurry of punches to the jaw, but I. Hurt leaps aside.
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-I. Hurt lashes out with a barrage of left blows to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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Simple Simon's Brother, Carl tries to attack, but I. Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl tries a flurry of blows to the eye, but misses completely.
+I. Hurt attacks with a pair of punches to the chest.
-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl attacks with a right left to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" landed 17 of 31 punches, and I. Hurt landed 9 of 26 punches.

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" won the round 10-9

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" is winning the fight 20-18


Simple Simon's Brother, Carl doesn't even want to rest!

I. Hurt doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Simple Simon's Brother, Carl is backpedaling. (using the ring)
I. Hurt clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Simple Simon's Brother, Carl tries to attack, but I. Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-I. Hurt lashes out with a flurry of right shots to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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Simple Simon's Brother, Carl tries to attack, but I. Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them.
-I. Hurt attacks with a flurry of left shots to the chest, but goes wide.
+I. Hurt catches Simple Simon's Brother, Carl with a pair of nasty punches to the solar plexus. Simple Simon's Brother, Carl retreats to the far corner.
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Simple Simon's Brother, Carl tries to attack, but I. Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Simple Simon's Brother, Carl attacks with a nice hook to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" landed 5 of 8 punches, and I. Hurt landed 6 of 25 punches.

I. Hurt won the round 10-9

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" is winning the fight 29-28


Simple Simon's Brother, Carl doesn't even want to rest!

I. Hurt doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Simple Simon's Brother, Carl is backpedaling. (using the ring)
I. Hurt clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Simple Simon's Brother, Carl attacks with I. Hurt with an illegal rabbit punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl charges with a pair of punches to the nose, but I. Hurt steps aside.
+Simple Simon's Brother, Carl pummels I. Hurt with a furious straight right to the mouth.
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-I. Hurt probes with a volley of shots to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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Simple Simon's Brother, Carl tries to attack, but I. Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Simple Simon's Brother, Carl tries to attack, but I. Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+I. Hurt grazes Simple Simon's Brother, Carl with a volley of heavy punches to the stomach.
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-I. Hurt tries to land a pair of blows to the solar plexus, but misses.
-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl throws a pair of left punches to the mouth, but fails to score.
Simple Simon's Brother, Carl tries to attack, but I. Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-I. Hurt launches a hook to the stomach, but Simple Simon's Brother, Carl steps aside.
-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl throws a barrage of right shots to the mouth, but misses.
+Simple Simon's Brother, Carl hits with a series of solid punches to the jaw.
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+Simple Simon's Brother, Carl connects with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" landed 17 of 31 punches, and I. Hurt landed 8 of 24 punches.

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" won the round 10-9

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" is winning the fight 39-37


Simple Simon's Brother, Carl remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

I. Hurt doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Simple Simon's Brother, Carl is backpedaling. (using the ring)
I. Hurt clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Simple Simon's Brother, Carl tries to attack, but I. Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them.
Simple Simon's Brother, Carl tries to attack, but I. Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-I. Hurt throws a barrage of left blows to the stomach, but Simple Simon's Brother, Carl deftly avoits it.
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-I. Hurt tries to land a uppercut to the stomach, but misses completely.
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Simple Simon's Brother, Carl tries to attack, but I. Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+I. Hurt lands a pair of commanding punches to the ribs!
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-I. Hurt probes with a series of shots to the ribs, but goes wide.
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+Simple Simon's Brother, Carl throws a flurry of punches to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" landed 5 of 9 punches, and I. Hurt landed 7 of 24 punches.

I. Hurt won the round 10-9

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" is winning the fight 48-47


Simple Simon's Brother, Carl remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

I. Hurt doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

Simple Simon's Brother, Carl is backpedaling. (using the ring)
I. Hurt clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Simple Simon's Brother, Carl tries to attack, but I. Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl tries a barrage of punches to the head, but misses.
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+I. Hurt wakes up the fans with a volley of vicious shots to the solar plexus. Simple Simon's Brother, Carl doesn't seem bothered.
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+Simple Simon's Brother, Carl suprises I. Hurt with a series of vicious punches to the chin.
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+Simple Simon's Brother, Carl wallops I. Hurt with a series of punches to the nose.
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Simple Simon's Brother, Carl tries to attack, but I. Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Simple Simon's Brother, Carl tries to attack, but I. Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them.
-I. Hurt attempts a volley of left punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl launches a right jab to the nose, but goes wide.
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+Simple Simon's Brother, Carl jars I. Hurt with a flurry of nice punches to the mouth.
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-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl attempts a straight right to the jaw, but goes wide.
-I. Hurt lashes out with a series of left shots to the chest, but Simple Simon's Brother, Carl steps aside and laughs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" landed 15 of 29 punches, and I. Hurt landed 8 of 25 punches.

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" won the round 10-9

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" is winning the fight 58-56


Simple Simon's Brother, Carl remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

I. Hurt doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 7

Simple Simon's Brother, Carl is backpedaling. (using the ring)
I. Hurt clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Simple Simon's Brother, Carl tries to attack, but I. Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Simple Simon's Brother, Carl tries to attack, but I. Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-I. Hurt probes with a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but Simple Simon's Brother, Carl covers himself well.
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-I. Hurt paws a flurry of left punches to the chest, but loses his balance.
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-I. Hurt throws a pair of right punches to the ribs, but Simple Simon's Brother, Carl takes it in the forearms.
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Simple Simon's Brother, Carl tries to attack, but I. Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+I. Hurt suprises Simple Simon's Brother, Carl with a series of blows to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" landed 4 of 8 punches, and I. Hurt landed 7 of 24 punches.

I. Hurt won the round 10-9

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" is winning the fight 67-66


Simple Simon's Brother, Carl remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

I. Hurt doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 8

Simple Simon's Brother, Carl is backpedaling. (using the ring)
I. Hurt clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+I. Hurt wallops Simple Simon's Brother, Carl with a pair of punches to the ribs.
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Simple Simon's Brother, Carl tries to attack, but I. Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Simple Simon's Brother, Carl smacks I. Hurt with a volley of punches to the mouth.
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+I. Hurt backs up Simple Simon's Brother, Carl with a barrage of glancing punches to the stomach!! Simple Simon's Brother, Carl grimaces in pain.
-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl lunges with a series of left punches to the mouth, but loses his balance.
-I. Hurt throws a series of punches to the ribs, but Simple Simon's Brother, Carl narrowly avoids it
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Simple Simon's Brother, Carl tries to attack, but I. Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Simple Simon's Brother, Carl throws a flurry of vicious punches to the eye.
+Simple Simon's Brother, Carl wakes up the fans with a series of loud punches to the mouth. I. Hurt seems wobbly!
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-I. Hurt probes with a volley of shots to the solar plexus, but Simple Simon's Brother, Carl beats a hasty retreat.
-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl attempts a volley of right punches to the face, but I. Hurt narrowly avoids it
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Simple Simon's Brother, Carl tries to attack, but I. Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Simple Simon's Brother, Carl tries to attack, but I. Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" landed 17 of 32 punches, and I. Hurt landed 9 of 25 punches.

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" won the round 10-9

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" is winning the fight 77-75


Simple Simon's Brother, Carl grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

I. Hurt doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 9

Simple Simon's Brother, Carl is backpedaling. (using the ring)
I. Hurt clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+I. Hurt tosses Simple Simon's Brother, Carl with a head butt! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-I. Hurt throws a series of left punches to the ribs, but Simple Simon's Brother, Carl escapes.
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Simple Simon's Brother, Carl tries to attack, but I. Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them.
Simple Simon's Brother, Carl tries to attack, but I. Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-I. Hurt throws a pair of left shots to the ribs, but Simple Simon's Brother, Carl ducks just in time.
+I. Hurt suprises Simple Simon's Brother, Carl with a volley of vicious punches to the solar plexus.
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-I. Hurt attempts a series of left shots to the ribs, but to no avail.
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Simple Simon's Brother, Carl tries to attack, but I. Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" landed 4 of 8 punches, and I. Hurt landed 7 of 23 punches.

I. Hurt won the round 10-9

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" is winning the fight 86-85


Simple Simon's Brother, Carl remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

I. Hurt doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 10

Simple Simon's Brother, Carl is backpedaling. (using the ring)
I. Hurt clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl attacks with a flurry of right punches to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-I. Hurt throws a series of left shots to the chest, but comes up empty.
-I. Hurt lashes out with a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Simple Simon's Brother, Carl narrowly avoids it
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+I. Hurt rocks Simple Simon's Brother, Carl with a pair of light shots to the stomach.
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Simple Simon's Brother, Carl tries to attack, but I. Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them.
Simple Simon's Brother, Carl tries to attack, but I. Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Simple Simon's Brother, Carl tries to attack, but I. Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Simple Simon's Brother, Carl hammers I. Hurt with a series of powerful punches to the face.
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+Simple Simon's Brother, Carl smacks I. Hurt with a barrage of wild punches to the face.
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Simple Simon's Brother, Carl tries to attack, but I. Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Simple Simon's Brother, Carl tries to attack, but I. Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-I. Hurt fires a flurry of shots to the chest, but Simple Simon's Brother, Carl deftly avoits it.
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+Simple Simon's Brother, Carl lands a series of blows to the face!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" landed 13 of 32 punches, and I. Hurt landed 9 of 24 punches.

I. Hurt won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Simple Simon's Brother, Carl grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

I. Hurt doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 11

Simple Simon's Brother, Carl is backpedaling. (using the ring)
I. Hurt clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-I. Hurt charges with a pair of left blows to the chest, but Simple Simon's Brother, Carl blocks.
-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl launches a pair of left punches to the nose, but I. Hurt blocks.
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+Simple Simon's Brother, Carl throws a flurry of loud punches to the chin. I. Hurt doesn't notice.
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+Simple Simon's Brother, Carl thumps I. Hurt with a barrage of blows to the nose.
Simple Simon's Brother, Carl tries to attack, but I. Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-I. Hurt charges with a volley of punches to the chest, but falls short.
-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl tries to land a hook to the face, but to no avail.
Simple Simon's Brother, Carl tries to attack, but I. Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Simple Simon's Brother, Carl pops I. Hurt with a barrage of shots to the head.
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Simple Simon's Brother, Carl tries to attack, but I. Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+I. Hurt staggers Simple Simon's Brother, Carl with a flurry of furious blows to the solar plexus.
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-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl lashes out with a flurry of punches to the mouth, but misses completely.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" landed 13 of 33 punches, and I. Hurt landed 9 of 25 punches.

I. Hurt won the round 10-9

I. Hurt is winning the fight 105-104


Simple Simon's Brother, Carl grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

I. Hurt doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 12

Simple Simon's Brother, Carl is backpedaling. (using the ring)
I. Hurt clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-I. Hurt attempts a series of right blows to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-I. Hurt attempts a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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Simple Simon's Brother, Carl tries to attack, but I. Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl lashes out with a barrage of punches to the jaw, but I. Hurt quickly backs away.
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Simple Simon's Brother, Carl tries to attack, but I. Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them.
Simple Simon's Brother, Carl tries to attack, but I. Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Simple Simon's Brother, Carl tries to attack, but I. Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Simple Simon's Brother, Carl punches I. Hurt with a painful jab to the jaw.
-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl fires a volley of left blows to the head, but I. Hurt leaps aside.
+Simple Simon's Brother, Carl pounds I. Hurt with a jab to the chin.
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-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl probes with a right right to the jaw, but comes up empty.
+I. Hurt hits with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
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-I. Hurt attacks with a series of punches to the stomach, but misses completely.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" landed 12 of 32 punches, and I. Hurt landed 9 of 23 punches.

I. Hurt won the round 10-9

I. Hurt is winning the fight 115-113


Simple Simon's Brother, Carl grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

I. Hurt remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" 10-9
Round 2: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" 10-9
Round 3: I. Hurt 10-9
Round 4: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" 10-9
Round 5: I. Hurt 10-9
Round 6: A 10-10 tie.
Round 7: I. Hurt 10-9
Round 8: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" 10-9
Round 9: I. Hurt 10-9
Round 10: I. Hurt 10-9
Round 11: A 10-10 tie.
Round 12: I. Hurt 10-9

Total Score: I. Hurt 116-114


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" 10-9
Round 2: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" 10-9
Round 3: I. Hurt 10-9
Round 4: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" 10-9
Round 5: I. Hurt 10-9
Round 6: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" 10-9
Round 7: I. Hurt 10-9
Round 8: A 10-10 tie.
Round 9: I. Hurt 10-9
Round 10: A 10-10 tie.
Round 11: I. Hurt 10-9
Round 12: I. Hurt 10-9

Total Score: I. Hurt 116-114


Roy Jones Jr scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" 10-9
Round 2: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" 10-9
Round 3: I. Hurt 10-9
Round 4: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" 10-9
Round 5: I. Hurt 10-9
Round 6: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" 10-9
Round 7: I. Hurt 10-9
Round 8: A 10-10 tie.
Round 9: I. Hurt 10-9
Round 10: I. Hurt 10-9
Round 11: I. Hurt 10-9
Round 12: I. Hurt 10-9

Total Score: I. Hurt 116-113

I. Hurt wins by decision!