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(Super-Lightweight) Porky "The Squealer" Bovine de Tuna defeated Innocent Bystander "Steve The Security Gaurd" by knockout (KO) in round 8.

Match Thursday, December 22, 2016

In this corner, standing 5 feet(152 centimeters) tall weighing in at 139 pounds (63 kilograms) is Innocent Bystander "Steve The Security Gaurd"!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 139 pounds (63 kilograms) is Porky "The Squealer" Bovine de Tuna!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1

Steve The Security Gaurd clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
The Squealer feints and fakes. (feinting)

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The Squealer tries to attack, but Steve The Security Gaurd hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Steve The Security Gaurd throws a series of painful blows to the chest. The Squealer covers up.
+Steve The Security Gaurd solidly lands a volley of punches to the nose.
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+Steve The Security Gaurd throws a series of commanding punches to the nose.
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-Steve The Security Gaurd attacks with a flurry of shots to the mouth, but The Squealer steps aside and laughs.
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-Steve The Security Gaurd fires a pair of left blows to the temple, but to no avail.
The Squealer tries to attack, but Steve The Security Gaurd hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The Squealer tries to attack, but Steve The Security Gaurd hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+The Squealer hits with a flurry of strong combinations to the chest.
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+The Squealer hits with a flurry of painful shots to the ribs.
The Squealer tries to attack, but Steve The Security Gaurd hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+The Squealer smashes Steve The Security Gaurd with a pair of combinations to the solar plexus.
-Steve The Security Gaurd charges with a flurry of left blows to the stomach, but The Squealer backs out of it.
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+The Squealer hits with a barrage of heavy shots to the solar plexus.
+The Squealer lands a pair of vicious shots to the chest. Steve The Security Gaurd gets mad!
+Steve The Security Gaurd drills The Squealer with a flurry of vicious punches to the temple!
+Steve The Security Gaurd stuns The Squealer with a light left to the jaw.
+The Squealer lands a flurry of stinging combinations to the stomach!
+ The fighters swap punches to the jaw.
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+Steve The Security Gaurd connects with a pair of shots to the mouth!!
+Steve The Security Gaurd backs up The Squealer with a volley of wild shots to the jaw.
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+The Squealer hits Steve The Security Gaurd with a nasty feint and then a cross to the chest.
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+The Squealer grazes Steve The Security Gaurd with a flurry of stiff feints to the stomach!!
+Steve The Security Gaurd staggers The Squealer with a pair of strong blows to the mouth.
+The Squealer suprises Steve The Security Gaurd with a barrage of quick feints to the chest.
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+The Squealer fires a flurry of shots to the chest.
+Steve The Security Gaurd strikes with a pair of painful shots to the temple.
+Steve The Security Gaurd hurts The Squealer with a volley of feints to the eye. The Squealer shakes his head to clear it.
+Steve The Security Gaurd throws a hard left to the ribs.
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+ The fighters exchange blows to the temple.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Steve The Security Gaurd" landed 72 of 84 punches, and Porky "The Squealer" Bovine de Tuna landed 48 of 50 punches.

Innocent Bystander "Steve The Security Gaurd" won the round 10-9

Innocent Bystander "Steve The Security Gaurd" is winning the fight 10-9


Steve The Security Gaurd doesn't even want to rest!

The Squealer doesn't want to stop fighting!


ROUND 2

Steve The Security Gaurd clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
The Squealer feints and fakes. (feinting)

+Steve The Security Gaurd hits with a series of off balance punches to the temple!!
+Steve The Security Gaurd hits with a barrage of shots to the mouth.
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The Squealer tries to attack, but Steve The Security Gaurd hangs on until the referee separates them.
+The Squealer wakes up the fans with a volley of nice shots to the stomach.
The Squealer tries to attack, but Steve The Security Gaurd hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the head.
+Steve The Security Gaurd pummels The Squealer with a pair of punches to the chest.
The Squealer tries to attack, but Steve The Security Gaurd hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Steve The Security Gaurd jars The Squealer with a flurry of blows to the face.
The Squealer tries to attack, but Steve The Security Gaurd hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Steve The Security Gaurd attacks with a pair of shots to the eye.
+Steve The Security Gaurd attacks with a flurry of wild blows to the solar plexus.
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-Steve The Security Gaurd tries to land a series of shots to the nose, but The Squealer leaps aside.
+Steve The Security Gaurd throws a nice left to the eye.
+The Squealer fires a series of glancing feints to the ribs.
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+Steve The Security Gaurd nails The Squealer with a volley of punches to the chin.
-Steve The Security Gaurd charges with a flurry of left punches to the mouth, but The Squealer beats a hasty retreat.
-Steve The Security Gaurd paws a barrage of shots to the chin, but The Squealer ducks just in time.
+The Squealer rocks Steve The Security Gaurd with a barrage of powerful feints to the solar plexus!
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+The Squealer tosses a painful shot to the chest.
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+The Squealer fires a hook to the ribs! Steve The Security Gaurd asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+The Squealer attacks with a vicious feint and then a cross to the stomach.
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-Steve The Security Gaurd tries to land a pair of punches to the chin, but flails uselessly.
-The Squealer throws a volley of feints to the ribs, but to no avail.
+The Squealer pokes Steve The Security Gaurd with a counter-punch to the stomach.
-Steve The Security Gaurd tries to land a series of blows to the solar plexus, but The Squealer hides behind his gloves.
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+The Squealer attacks with a volley of feints to the ribs.
+ The fighters trade shots to the jaw.
+Steve The Security Gaurd connects with a off balance hook to the eye!

BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Steve The Security Gaurd" landed 45 of 81 punches, and Porky "The Squealer" Bovine de Tuna landed 41 of 48 punches.

Innocent Bystander "Steve The Security Gaurd" won the round 10-9

Innocent Bystander "Steve The Security Gaurd" is winning the fight 20-18


Steve The Security Gaurd remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

The Squealer doesn't even want to rest!


ROUND 3

Steve The Security Gaurd is brawling. (inside)
The Squealer feints and fakes. (feinting)

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+Steve The Security Gaurd attacks with a series of furious shots to the ribs. The Squealer retreats to the far corner.
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+Steve The Security Gaurd pokes The Squealer with a barrage of vicious punches to the chest.
+The Squealer lands a flurry of feints to the solar plexus. Steve The Security Gaurd seems wobbly!
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-Steve The Security Gaurd lunges with a series of blows to the stomach, but The Squealer covers himself well.
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+Steve The Security Gaurd clocks The Squealer with a pair of stinging punches to the ribs.
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+The Squealer catches Steve The Security Gaurd with a pair of stiff shots to the solar plexus.
-Steve The Security Gaurd fires a barrage of right blows to the stomach, but to no avail.
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+The Squealer fires a flurry of loud shots to the solar plexus. Steve The Security Gaurd gets mad!
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+The Squealer connects with a volley of shots to the ribs.
+Steve The Security Gaurd smacks The Squealer with a volley of nasty blows to the ribs.
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+The Squealer backs up Steve The Security Gaurd with a bite to the ear! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
-Steve The Security Gaurd attempts a flurry of blows to the ribs, but The Squealer stays away from it.
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+The Squealer nails Steve The Security Gaurd with a volley of combinations to the chest.
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-Steve The Security Gaurd lashes out with a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
+The Squealer hits Steve The Security Gaurd with a pair of vicious combinations to the solar plexus. Steve The Security Gaurd hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+The Squealer punches Steve The Security Gaurd with a flurry of powerful combinations to the stomach.
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+ The fighters trade blows to the mouth.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Steve The Security Gaurd" landed 19 of 37 punches, and Porky "The Squealer" Bovine de Tuna landed 47 of 49 punches.

Porky "The Squealer" Bovine de Tuna won the round 10-9

Innocent Bystander "Steve The Security Gaurd" is winning the fight 29-28


Steve The Security Gaurd is obviously tired.

The Squealer is obviously tired.


ROUND 4

Steve The Security Gaurd clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
The Squealer feints and fakes. (feinting)

-Steve The Security Gaurd probes with a uppercut to the eye, but goes wide.
-Steve The Security Gaurd tries to land a barrage of punches to the temple, but The Squealer beats a hasty retreat.
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-Steve The Security Gaurd attacks with a flurry of left blows to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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+The Squealer belts Steve The Security Gaurd with a strong uppercut to the eye!
+The Squealer hits with a volley of nasty shots to the face.
+Steve The Security Gaurd annoys The Squealer with a hook to the chin. The Squealer doesn't notice.
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+Steve The Security Gaurd tosses a series of vicious blows to the chin.
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+Steve The Security Gaurd fires a pair of powerful shots to the stomach.
-Steve The Security Gaurd charges with a flurry of shots to the ribs, but The Squealer steps aside and laughs.
+ The fighters swap blows to the face.
The Squealer tries to attack, but Steve The Security Gaurd hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+The Squealer fires a flurry of mean feints to the face.
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-Steve The Security Gaurd fires a volley of right shots to the jaw, but The Squealer covers himself well.
+Steve The Security Gaurd nails The Squealer with a pair of blows to the chest.
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+Steve The Security Gaurd wakes up the fans with a series of glancing shots to the ribs.
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+Steve The Security Gaurd attacks with a series of vicious shots to the stomach.
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The Squealer tries to attack, but Steve The Security Gaurd hangs on until the referee separates them.
+The Squealer smacks Steve The Security Gaurd with a volley of powerful feints to the mouth! Steve The Security Gaurd doesn't notice.
+The Squealer hits with a furious shot to the mouth.
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+Steve The Security Gaurd punches The Squealer with a pair of glancing blows to the mouth.
The Squealer tries to attack, but Steve The Security Gaurd hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+The Squealer throws a series of hard feints to the mouth.
+Steve The Security Gaurd tosses a barrage of hard blows to the jaw.
+The Squealer tattoos Steve The Security Gaurd with a volley of furious blows to the head.
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+The Squealer fires a flurry of nasty shots to the chin. Steve The Security Gaurd gets mad!
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The Squealer tries to attack, but Steve The Security Gaurd hangs on until the referee separates them.
-The Squealer probes with a volley of right feints to the eye, but Steve The Security Gaurd ties him up.
+Steve The Security Gaurd suprises The Squealer with a series of stinging punches to the head.
+Steve The Security Gaurd lands a series of blows to the chin.
+ The fighters swap punches to the jaw.
-Steve The Security Gaurd attacks with a right feint and then a hook to the ribs, but The Squealer ducks just in time.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Steve The Security Gaurd" landed 48 of 86 punches, and Porky "The Squealer" Bovine de Tuna landed 42 of 50 punches.

Innocent Bystander "Steve The Security Gaurd" won the round 10-9

Innocent Bystander "Steve The Security Gaurd" is winning the fight 39-37


Steve The Security Gaurd is slowing down.

The Squealer is obviously tired.


ROUND 5

Steve The Security Gaurd clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
The Squealer feints and fakes. (feinting)

The Squealer tries to attack, but Steve The Security Gaurd hangs on until the referee separates them.
+The Squealer smashes Steve The Security Gaurd with a flurry of powerful feints to the stomach.
-Steve The Security Gaurd charges with a volley of left blows to the chin, but The Squealer steps aside and laughs.
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The Squealer tries to attack, but Steve The Security Gaurd hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Steve The Security Gaurd attempts a series of feints to the nose, but The Squealer leaps aside.
+The Squealer hits with a flurry of off balance feints to the nose.
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+Steve The Security Gaurd whacks The Squealer with a volley of punches to the head. The Squealer sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Steve The Security Gaurd belts The Squealer with a volley of furious shots to the chest. The Squealer laughs!
The Squealer tries to attack, but Steve The Security Gaurd hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Steve The Security Gaurd attacks with a barrage of solid punches to the jaw.
+Steve The Security Gaurd scores with a flurry of nasty feints to the nose. The Squealer ignores it.
-Steve The Security Gaurd tries a pair of shots to the face, but The Squealer blocks.
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+Steve The Security Gaurd annoys The Squealer with a volley of stinging punches to the eye.
-Steve The Security Gaurd attempts a flurry of punches to the chest, but loses his balance.
-Steve The Security Gaurd fires a barrage of shots to the jaw, but misses.
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The Squealer tries to attack, but Steve The Security Gaurd hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+The Squealer lands a quick feint and then a jab to the chin. Steve The Security Gaurd quickly recovers.
+ The fighters exchange combinations to the temple.
+The Squealer takes charge with a barrage of combinations to the face.
+The Squealer stuns Steve The Security Gaurd with a volley of feints to the chin.
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+Steve The Security Gaurd hits with a series of feints to the nose.
-Steve The Security Gaurd launches a barrage of right blows to the temple, but goes wide.
+Steve The Security Gaurd pounds The Squealer with a barrage of furious punches to the mouth.
-Steve The Security Gaurd lashes out with a series of shots to the nose, but he's too slow.
+The Squealer fires a flurry of combinations to the nose.
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+The Squealer grazes Steve The Security Gaurd with a volley of stiff feints to the temple.
+Steve The Security Gaurd throws a pair of painful blows to the face.
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+The Squealer hits with a light counter-punch to the stomach.
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+ The fighters swap shots to the head.
+The Squealer lands a vicious jab to the nose!!

BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Steve The Security Gaurd" landed 42 of 81 punches, and Porky "The Squealer" Bovine de Tuna landed 49 of 49 punches.

Porky "The Squealer" Bovine de Tuna won the round 10-9

Innocent Bystander "Steve The Security Gaurd" is winning the fight 48-47


Steve The Security Gaurd is slowing down.

The Squealer is obviously tired.


ROUND 6

Steve The Security Gaurd is brawling. (inside)
The Squealer feints and fakes. (feinting)

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+Steve The Security Gaurd stuns The Squealer with a loud feint and then a hook to the ribs!
+The Squealer pokes Steve The Security Gaurd with a barrage of strong shots to the ribs.
-Steve The Security Gaurd attacks with a volley of right shots to the stomach, but only hits air.
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+The Squealer shakes Steve The Security Gaurd with a pair of powerful combinations to the eye.
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+The Squealer shakes Steve The Security Gaurd with a pair of mean shots to the chest.
The Squealer lands a terrific haymaker and Steve The Security Gaurd falls senseless!!

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Steve The Security Gaurd struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+The Squealer suprises Steve The Security Gaurd with a volley of commanding feints to the jaw.
The Squealer lands a well placed left blow to the head and Steve The Security Gaurd is knocked off his feet!!

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Steve The Security Gaurd struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Steve The Security Gaurd throws a pair of combinations to the ribs.
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+Steve The Security Gaurd fires a solid hook to the ribs!! The Squealer gets mad!
+The Squealer jolts Steve The Security Gaurd with a pair of strong shots to the face.
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+Steve The Security Gaurd wallops The Squealer with a flurry of wild punches to the ribs. The Squealer seems wobbly!
-Steve The Security Gaurd attacks with a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but The Squealer ducks just in time.
+The Squealer hammers Steve The Security Gaurd with a volley of glancing feints to the eye.
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+The Squealer backs up Steve The Security Gaurd with a pair of solid feints to the chest.
+The Squealer attacks with a flurry of powerful feints to the jaw!
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+The Squealer tosses a barrage of stiff shots to the temple.
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-Steve The Security Gaurd tries to land a barrage of shots to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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+The Squealer lashes out with a volley of quick combinations to the mouth. Steve The Security Gaurd asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Steve The Security Gaurd throws a series of nice punches to the chest.
-Steve The Security Gaurd attempts a uppercut to the ribs, but goes wide.
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+The Squealer belts Steve The Security Gaurd with a nice shot to the nose.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Steve The Security Gaurd" landed 18 of 41 punches, and Porky "The Squealer" Bovine de Tuna landed 44 of 45 punches.

Porky "The Squealer" Bovine de Tuna won the round 10-7

Porky "The Squealer" Bovine de Tuna is winning the fight 57-55


Steve The Security Gaurd receives medical attention from his trainer. He has cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye.

The Squealer looks exhausted.


ROUND 7

Steve The Security Gaurd is brawling. (inside)
The Squealer is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Steve The Security Gaurd attacks with a flurry of blows to the chest, but fails to score.
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-Steve The Security Gaurd probes with a volley of shots to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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-Steve The Security Gaurd throws a series of punches to the chest, but is ineffective.
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-Steve The Security Gaurd throws a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
+The Squealer throws a series of hard blows to the face. Steve The Security Gaurd hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Steve The Security Gaurd paws a series of right blows to the stomach, but The Squealer stays away from it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Steve The Security Gaurd" landed 4 of 43 punches, and Porky "The Squealer" Bovine de Tuna landed 8 of 8 punches.

Innocent Bystander "Steve The Security Gaurd" won the round 10-9

Porky "The Squealer" Bovine de Tuna is winning the fight 66-65


Steve The Security Gaurd collapses limply onto his stool. He has cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye.

The Squealer is slowing down.


ROUND 8

Steve The Security Gaurd is brawling. (inside)
The Squealer fights inside. (inside)

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+The Squealer throws a pair of loud shots to the stomach.
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-Steve The Security Gaurd charges with a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
+Steve The Security Gaurd hits with a volley of strong punches to the ribs.
+The Squealer takes charge with a barrage of stiff shots to the temple. Steve The Security Gaurd sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+The Squealer tags Steve The Security Gaurd with a pair of off balance punches to the eye.
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-Steve The Security Gaurd tries to land a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but The Squealer backs out of it.
+The Squealer grazes Steve The Security Gaurd with a volley of blows to the chest.
+The Squealer connects with a wild straight right to the stomach.
The Squealer lands a terrific left punch in the nose and Steve The Security Gaurd falls to the canvas!!

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Steve The Security Gaurd struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+The Squealer hits with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
The Squealer lands a well placed punch in the nose and Steve The Security Gaurd lands flat on his back!!

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NINE

TEN
He's Out!
Porky "The Squealer" Bovine de Tuna wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Steve The Security Gaurd can't remember which corner is his. He has cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody nose.

The Squealer collapses limply onto his stool.





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Innocent Bystander "Steve The Security Gaurd" 10-9
Round 2: Innocent Bystander "Steve The Security Gaurd" 10-9
Round 3: Porky "The Squealer" Bovine de Tuna 10-9
Round 4: Innocent Bystander "Steve The Security Gaurd" 10-9
Round 5: Porky "The Squealer" Bovine de Tuna 10-9
Round 6: Porky "The Squealer" Bovine de Tuna 10-7
Round 7: Innocent Bystander "Steve The Security Gaurd" 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Innocent Bystander "Steve The Security Gaurd" 10-9
Round 2: Porky "The Squealer" Bovine de Tuna 10-9
Round 3: Porky "The Squealer" Bovine de Tuna 10-9
Round 4: Innocent Bystander "Steve The Security Gaurd" 10-9
Round 5: Porky "The Squealer" Bovine de Tuna 10-9
Round 6: Porky "The Squealer" Bovine de Tuna 10-7
Round 7: Innocent Bystander "Steve The Security Gaurd" 10-9


Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Innocent Bystander "Steve The Security Gaurd" 10-9
Round 2: Porky "The Squealer" Bovine de Tuna 10-9
Round 3: Porky "The Squealer" Bovine de Tuna 10-9
Round 4: Innocent Bystander "Steve The Security Gaurd" 10-9
Round 5: Porky "The Squealer" Bovine de Tuna 10-9
Round 6: Porky "The Squealer" Bovine de Tuna 10-7
Round 7: Innocent Bystander "Steve The Security Gaurd" 10-9

Porky "The Squealer" Bovine de Tuna wins by a knockout!