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(Super-Lightweight) My Super Secret Agent Man 5 defeated Porky "The Squealer" Bovine de Tuna by knockout (KO) in round 11.

Match Thursday, November 24, 2016

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 10 inches (178 centimeters) tall weighing in at 140 pounds (64 kilograms) is My Super Secret Agent Man 5!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 140 pounds (64 kilograms) is Porky "The Squealer" Bovine de Tuna!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Man 5 is using the ring. (using the ring)
The Squealer fights inside. (inside)

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+Man 5 throws a volley of painful punches to the temple. The Squealer sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+The Squealer attacks with a flurry of powerful shots to the mouth.
+Man 5 solidly lands a barrage of punches to the chin.
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-The Squealer lunges with a pair of right punches to the jaw, but Man 5 steps aside and laughs.
-The Squealer attempts a pair of right shots to the mouth, but Man 5 stays away from it.
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-Man 5 charges with a volley of left punches to the eye, but The Squealer ties him up.
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-The Squealer tries a volley of shots to the temple, but Man 5 ducks.
+Man 5 clocks The Squealer with a series of light shots to the mouth!!
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+Man 5 attacks with a flurry of hard blows to the jaw.
+The Squealer smacks Man 5 with a flurry of off balance shots to the chin.
+The Squealer backs up Man 5 with a series of quick blows to the mouth.
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-Man 5 charges with a pair of right punches to the nose, but fails to score.
+Man 5 hits with a series of punches to the temple.
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-Man 5 attempts a pair of punches to the temple, but to no avail.
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+Man 5 takes charge with a volley of punches to the head! The Squealer is hurt!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

My Super Secret Agent Man 5 landed 29 of 44 punches, and Porky "The Squealer" Bovine de Tuna landed 18 of 39 punches.

My Super Secret Agent Man 5 won the round 10-9

My Super Secret Agent Man 5 is winning the fight 10-9


Man 5 doesn't want to stop fighting!

The Squealer doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Man 5 is using the ring. (using the ring)
The Squealer fights inside. (inside)

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+Man 5 throws a volley of light punches to the ribs. The Squealer shakes his head to clear it.
+The Squealer tags Man 5 with a barrage of punches to the chin.
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+The Squealer annoys Man 5 with a pair of off balance shots to the jaw.
-Man 5 tries to land a volley of right punches to the nose, but The Squealer narrowly avoids it
-The Squealer tries to land a barrage of shots to the nose, but Man 5 escapes.
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+The Squealer smashes Man 5 with a barrage of solid shots to the temple.
+Man 5 staggers The Squealer with a left to the chin.
-Man 5 attempts a series of shots to the head, but only hits air.
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-The Squealer lunges with a flurry of left punches to the chin, but Man 5 leaps aside.
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-The Squealer attempts a straight right to the eye, but goes wide.
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+Man 5 annoys The Squealer with a barrage of punches to the chin! The Squealer laughs!
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+The Squealer fires a painful left to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

My Super Secret Agent Man 5 landed 19 of 32 punches, and Porky "The Squealer" Bovine de Tuna landed 22 of 40 punches.

Porky "The Squealer" Bovine de Tuna won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Man 5 doesn't even want to rest!

The Squealer doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Man 5 is using the ring. (using the ring)
The Squealer clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Man 5 pounds The Squealer with a nasty jab to the chest!
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+The Squealer annoys Man 5 with a volley of shots to the head.
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-The Squealer paws a flurry of shots to the mouth, but fails to score.
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+Man 5 hits with a heavy jab to the face. The Squealer hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+The Squealer staggers Man 5 with a flurry of nice shots to the chin. Man 5 doesn't notice.
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+The Squealer hits with a flurry of nasty shots to the mouth.
+Man 5 grazes The Squealer with a series of hard shots to the eye.
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+The Squealer attacks with a flurry of mean punches to the eye.
+The Squealer hits Man 5 with a series of nice punches to the head.
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-Man 5 attempts a series of shots to the ribs, but The Squealer covers himself well.
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-The Squealer paws a pair of right punches to the face, but misses.
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+Man 5 smashes The Squealer with a flurry of quick punches to the stomach. The Squealer seems wobbly!
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Man 5 tries to attack, but The Squealer hangs on until the referee separates them.
-The Squealer probes with a volley of blows to the jaw, but comes up empty.
Man 5 tries to attack, but The Squealer hangs on until the referee separates them.
-The Squealer probes with a barrage of right punches to the nose, but to no avail.
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+Man 5 throws a flurry of punches to the jaw.
+ The fighters trade punches to the mouth.
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+Man 5 pounds The Squealer with a series of solid punches to the head.
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Man 5 tries to attack, but The Squealer hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Man 5 solidly lands a straight right to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

My Super Secret Agent Man 5 landed 47 of 65 punches, and Porky "The Squealer" Bovine de Tuna landed 25 of 48 punches.

My Super Secret Agent Man 5 won the round 10-9

My Super Secret Agent Man 5 is winning the fight 29-28


Man 5 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

The Squealer remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 4

Man 5 is using the ring. (using the ring)
The Squealer clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Man 5 tries to attack, but The Squealer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Man 5 rocks The Squealer with a volley of off balance punches to the chin.
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Man 5 tries to attack, but The Squealer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Man 5 tries to attack, but The Squealer hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-The Squealer attempts a volley of punches to the head, but Man 5 quickly backs away.
-The Squealer tries to land a uppercut to the eye, but misses completely.
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-Man 5 attempts a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but The Squealer steps aside.
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+The Squealer connects with a volley of punches to the temple.
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+Man 5 fires a jab to the chin. The Squealer sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+The Squealer rocks Man 5 with a flurry of heavy punches to the mouth.
Man 5 tries to attack, but The Squealer hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Man 5 wakes up the fans with a volley of punches to the temple. The Squealer falls against the ropes!
-The Squealer probes with a volley of blows to the chin, but flails uselessly.
+Man 5 catches The Squealer with a pair of nasty punches to the chest.
-The Squealer attacks with a barrage of left punches to the temple, but Man 5 narrowly avoids it
+Man 5 staggers The Squealer with a pair of heavy shots to the mouth. The Squealer backpedals to his own corner.
+The Squealer shakes Man 5 with a series of furious blows to the face.
-The Squealer launches a series of left blows to the eye, but flails uselessly.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

My Super Secret Agent Man 5 landed 37 of 46 punches, and Porky "The Squealer" Bovine de Tuna landed 19 of 48 punches.

My Super Secret Agent Man 5 won the round 10-9

My Super Secret Agent Man 5 is winning the fight 39-37


Man 5 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

The Squealer remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 5

Man 5 is using the ring. (using the ring)
The Squealer clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+The Squealer grazes Man 5 with a barrage of furious shots to the eye.
-The Squealer tries to land a series of right blows to the nose, but Man 5 ducks just in time.
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+Man 5 connects with a nasty jab to the face.
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+Man 5 hits with a flurry of punches to the chin.
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+The Squealer attacks with a nasty cross to the head.
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-The Squealer charges with a volley of punches to the eye, but fails to score.
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Man 5 tries to attack, but The Squealer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Man 5 smacks The Squealer with a pair of glancing blows to the stomach.
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-Man 5 charges with a volley of left punches to the nose, but only hits air.
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-The Squealer throws a flurry of shots to the chin, but misses.
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Man 5 tries to attack, but The Squealer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+The Squealer punches Man 5 with a glancing sweeping right to the head.
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-The Squealer probes with a series of punches to the chin, but Man 5 beats a hasty retreat.
-Man 5 paws a pair of punches to the temple, but loses his balance.
+Man 5 jars The Squealer with a pair of off balance punches to the chest.
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-The Squealer probes with a series of punches to the mouth, but Man 5 steps aside.
+Man 5 attacks with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
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+The Squealer attacks with a barrage of shots to the temple. Man 5 retreats to the far corner.
+ The fighters swap punches to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

My Super Secret Agent Man 5 landed 23 of 34 punches, and Porky "The Squealer" Bovine de Tuna landed 20 of 47 punches.

My Super Secret Agent Man 5 won the round 10-9

My Super Secret Agent Man 5 is winning the fight 49-46


Man 5 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

The Squealer grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 6

Man 5 is backpedaling. (using the ring)
The Squealer clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Man 5 tries to attack, but The Squealer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+The Squealer hits with a pair of shots to the nose.
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Man 5 tries to attack, but The Squealer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-The Squealer tries a barrage of blows to the eye, but to no avail.
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-The Squealer launches a pair of right punches to the nose, but Man 5 deftly avoits it.
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+Man 5 throws a volley of furious shots to the mouth.
+The Squealer nails Man 5 with a barrage of painful shots to the eye.
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-The Squealer throws a series of left shots to the head, but Man 5 quickly backs away.
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+The Squealer connects with a flurry of mean shots to the head. Man 5 doesn't notice.
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-The Squealer paws a barrage of shots to the temple, but Man 5 ties him up.
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-The Squealer attempts a flurry of right punches to the mouth, but to no avail.
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-The Squealer fires a series of left blows to the eye, but loses his balance.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

My Super Secret Agent Man 5 landed 6 of 8 punches, and Porky "The Squealer" Bovine de Tuna landed 18 of 49 punches.

Porky "The Squealer" Bovine de Tuna won the round 10-9

My Super Secret Agent Man 5 is winning the fight 58-56


Man 5 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

The Squealer grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 7

Man 5 is using the ring. (using the ring)
The Squealer is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Man 5 throws a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but to no avail.
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-Man 5 tries a barrage of punches to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Man 5 attacks with a flurry of shots to the chin.
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-Man 5 paws a barrage of left punches to the head, but The Squealer hides behind his gloves.
+Man 5 fires a off balance cross to the eye. The Squealer shakes his head to clear it.
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-Man 5 probes with a sweeping right to the temple, but flails uselessly.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

My Super Secret Agent Man 5 landed 15 of 32 punches, and Porky "The Squealer" Bovine de Tuna landed 4 of 8 punches.

My Super Secret Agent Man 5 won the round 10-9

My Super Secret Agent Man 5 is winning the fight 68-65


Man 5 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

The Squealer remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 8

Man 5 is backpedaling. (using the ring)
The Squealer is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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The fighters eye each other warily.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

My Super Secret Agent Man 5 landed 3 of 8 punches, and Porky "The Squealer" Bovine de Tuna landed 3 of 7 punches.

My Super Secret Agent Man 5 won the round 10-9

My Super Secret Agent Man 5 is winning the fight 78-74


Man 5 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

The Squealer remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 9

Man 5 is using the ring. (using the ring)
The Squealer clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+ The fighters exchange punches to the chin.
+Man 5 pounds The Squealer with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
+The Squealer fires a pair of wild shots to the eye.
-The Squealer tries a series of right punches to the face, but only hits air.
-Man 5 lashes out with a right straight right to the temple, but The Squealer deftly avoits it.
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+Man 5 hits The Squealer with a series of heavy blows to the mouth.
+Man 5 staggers The Squealer with a quick jab to the nose.
+The Squealer scores with a volley of blows to the mouth. Man 5 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
Man 5 tries to attack, but The Squealer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+The Squealer hits with a flurry of stiff blows to the chin.
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-The Squealer fires a pair of punches to the mouth, but Man 5 backs out of it.
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+The Squealer punches Man 5 with a flurry of stinging punches to the eye!!
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-The Squealer probes with a series of punches to the jaw, but Man 5 takes it in the forearms.
+Man 5 belts The Squealer with a series of punches to the face. The Squealer seems wobbly!
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Man 5 tries to attack, but The Squealer hangs on until the referee separates them.
-The Squealer probes with a hook to the eye, but fails to score.
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-The Squealer lashes out with a hook to the mouth, but falls short.
-The Squealer probes with a volley of left blows to the face, but loses his balance.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

My Super Secret Agent Man 5 landed 24 of 30 punches, and Porky "The Squealer" Bovine de Tuna landed 22 of 48 punches.

My Super Secret Agent Man 5 won the round 10-9

My Super Secret Agent Man 5 is winning the fight 88-83


Man 5 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

The Squealer grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 10

Man 5 is using the ring. (using the ring)
The Squealer clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-The Squealer attacks with a flurry of punches to the nose, but Man 5 steps aside and laughs.
+Man 5 takes charge with a flurry of punches to the eye.
-The Squealer probes with a volley of blows to the mouth, but is ineffective.
+The Squealer throws a volley of light blows to the temple.
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-The Squealer probes with a barrage of punches to the jaw, but loses his balance.
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-Man 5 charges with a flurry of left punches to the nose, but misses completely.
+The Squealer lands a volley of stiff blows to the jaw.
-The Squealer paws a pair of shots to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-The Squealer attempts a right to the temple, but Man 5 steps aside and laughs.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the face.
-The Squealer lashes out with a flurry of blows to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
Man 5 tries to attack, but The Squealer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+The Squealer catches Man 5 with a pair of off balance shots to the temple.
Man 5 tries to attack, but The Squealer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+The Squealer takes charge with a flurry of punches to the chin.
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-The Squealer probes with a series of right shots to the jaw, but comes up empty.
+Man 5 slams The Squealer with a volley of heavy shots to the chin.
+The Squealer backs up Man 5 with a pair of shots to the nose.
+Man 5 fires a barrage of stiff punches to the chin.
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+Man 5 belts The Squealer with a flurry of shots to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

My Super Secret Agent Man 5 landed 21 of 27 punches, and Porky "The Squealer" Bovine de Tuna landed 20 of 57 punches.

My Super Secret Agent Man 5 won the round 10-9

My Super Secret Agent Man 5 is winning the fight 98-92


Man 5 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

The Squealer is obviously tired. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 11

Man 5 is using the ring. (using the ring)
The Squealer is a raging bull!. (all-out)

+Man 5 stuns The Squealer with a series of punches to the eye.
Man 5 lands a bone crushing hook and The Squealer's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!

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He's Out!
My Super Secret Agent Man 5 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Man 5 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

The Squealer can't remember which corner is his. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: My Super Secret Agent Man 5 10-9
Round 2: A 10-10 tie.
Round 3: My Super Secret Agent Man 5 10-9
Round 4: My Super Secret Agent Man 5 10-9
Round 5: My Super Secret Agent Man 5 10-9
Round 6: Porky "The Squealer" Bovine de Tuna 10-9
Round 7: My Super Secret Agent Man 5 10-9
Round 8: My Super Secret Agent Man 5 10-9
Round 9: My Super Secret Agent Man 5 10-9
Round 10: My Super Secret Agent Man 5 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: My Super Secret Agent Man 5 10-9
Round 2: Porky "The Squealer" Bovine de Tuna 10-9
Round 3: My Super Secret Agent Man 5 10-9
Round 4: My Super Secret Agent Man 5 10-9
Round 5: My Super Secret Agent Man 5 10-9
Round 6: Porky "The Squealer" Bovine de Tuna 10-9
Round 7: My Super Secret Agent Man 5 10-9
Round 8: My Super Secret Agent Man 5 10-9
Round 9: My Super Secret Agent Man 5 10-9
Round 10: My Super Secret Agent Man 5 10-9


Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: My Super Secret Agent Man 5 10-9
Round 2: My Super Secret Agent Man 5 10-9
Round 3: My Super Secret Agent Man 5 10-9
Round 4: My Super Secret Agent Man 5 10-9
Round 5: My Super Secret Agent Man 5 10-9
Round 6: Porky "The Squealer" Bovine de Tuna 10-9
Round 7: My Super Secret Agent Man 5 10-9
Round 8: My Super Secret Agent Man 5 10-9
Round 9: A 10-10 tie.
Round 10: My Super Secret Agent Man 5 10-9

My Super Secret Agent Man 5 wins by a knockout!