Public Fight Report
(Heavyweight) Big Fat Slob defeated Dr Satan!! by unanimous decision: 120-108, 120-108, 120-108.Match Saturday, October 29, 2016In this corner, standing 4 feet and 8 inches (142 centimeters) tall weighing in at 123 pounds (56 kilograms) is Dr Satan!!!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet and 10 inches (208 centimeters) tall weighing in at 293 pounds (133 kilograms) is Big Fat Slob!!
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1
Satan!! covers up.
Big Fat Slob stays outside and uses his jab.
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+Big Fat Slob tattoos Satan!! with a pair of hard punches to the chin.
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+Big Fat Slob stuns Satan!! with a flurry of furious punches to the nose.
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+Big Fat Slob takes charge with a volley of punches to the nose.
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+Big Fat Slob tags Satan!! with a barrage of solid punches to the nose.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Dr Satan!! landed 5 of 8 punches, and Big Fat Slob landed 23 of 25 punches.
Big Fat Slob won the round 10-9
Big Fat Slob is winning the fight 10-9
Satan!! doesn't want to stop fighting!
Big Fat Slob doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Satan!! covers up.
Big Fat Slob stays outside and uses his jab.
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+Big Fat Slob attacks with a barrage of hard punches to the stomach.
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+Big Fat Slob nails Satan!! with a volley of off balance punches to the face.
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+Big Fat Slob throws a right to the nose. Satan!! is hurt!
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+Big Fat Slob tosses a jab to the ribs.
+Big Fat Slob hits with a flurry of solid punches to the nose.
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+Big Fat Slob fires a barrage of punches to the head.
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+Big Fat Slob hurts Satan!! with a flurry of solid blows to the nose.
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+Satan!! throws a series of powerful blows to the temple.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Dr Satan!! landed 5 of 8 punches, and Big Fat Slob landed 47 of 47 punches.
Big Fat Slob won the round 10-9
Big Fat Slob is winning the fight 20-18
Satan!! doesn't want to stop fighting!
Big Fat Slob doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Satan!! covers up.
Big Fat Slob stays outside and uses his jab.
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+Satan!! tags Big Fat Slob with a flurry of punches to the head! Big Fat Slob hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Big Fat Slob throws a volley of quick blows to the nose. Satan!! falls against the ropes!
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+Big Fat Slob punches Satan!! with a light roundhouse to the chin!
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+Big Fat Slob strikes with a pair of wild punches to the nose!
+Big Fat Slob jars Satan!! with a series of light punches to the eye. Satan!! retreats to the far corner.
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+Big Fat Slob whacks Satan!! with a solid straight right to the jaw.
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+Big Fat Slob rocks Satan!! with a series of strong punches to the head.
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+Big Fat Slob fires a series of commanding punches to the nose. Satan!! sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Big Fat Slob hits with a series of punches to the ribs!
+Big Fat Slob scores with a series of punches to the mouth!! Satan!! hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Dr Satan!! landed 6 of 8 punches, and Big Fat Slob landed 51 of 51 punches.
Big Fat Slob won the round 10-9
Big Fat Slob is winning the fight 30-27
Satan!! doesn't even want to rest!
Big Fat Slob doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Satan!! covers up.
Big Fat Slob stays outside and uses his jab.
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+Big Fat Slob lands a flurry of punches to the chest.
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+Big Fat Slob pops Satan!! with a series of stinging punches to the nose.
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+Big Fat Slob backs up Satan!! with a series of punches to the chin.
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+Big Fat Slob catches Satan!! with a off balance cross to the mouth.
+Big Fat Slob wakes up the fans with a series of off balance punches to the head.
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+Big Fat Slob grazes Satan!! with a barrage of stinging punches to the chin!
+Big Fat Slob clocks Satan!! with a pair of vicious punches to the chin! Satan!! falls against the ropes!
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+Satan!! hurts Big Fat Slob with a barrage of nasty shots to the mouth.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Dr Satan!! landed 5 of 8 punches, and Big Fat Slob landed 42 of 48 punches.
Big Fat Slob won the round 10-9
Big Fat Slob is winning the fight 40-36
Satan!! doesn't even want to rest!
Big Fat Slob doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 5
Satan!! covers up.
Big Fat Slob backpedals and jabs.
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-Satan!! attempts a volley of punches to the head, but Big Fat Slob ties him up.
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+Big Fat Slob pokes Satan!! with a barrage of heavy punches to the head!! Satan!! hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Dr Satan!! landed 3 of 9 punches, and Big Fat Slob landed 7 of 9 punches.
Big Fat Slob won the round 10-9
Big Fat Slob is winning the fight 50-45
Satan!! doesn't even want to rest!
Big Fat Slob doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 6
Satan!! covers up.
Big Fat Slob stays outside and uses his jab.
-Big Fat Slob lunges with a flurry of punches to the face, but Satan!! ducks.
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+Big Fat Slob hits with a quick roundhouse to the mouth.
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+Big Fat Slob smacks Satan!! with a volley of nice shots to the chin. Satan!! quickly recovers.
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+Big Fat Slob fires a series of painful punches to the jaw.
+Big Fat Slob throws a barrage of punches to the temple! Satan!! beats a hasty retreat.
+Big Fat Slob connects with a sweeping right to the chin.
+Big Fat Slob jars Satan!! with a series of punches to the mouth.
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+Big Fat Slob grazes Satan!! with a stiff left to the eye. Satan!! shakes his head to clear it.
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+Satan!! shakes Big Fat Slob with a wild right to the face.
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+Big Fat Slob hits Satan!! with a barrage of light blows to the face.
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+Big Fat Slob scores with a barrage of punches to the chin.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Dr Satan!! landed 5 of 8 punches, and Big Fat Slob landed 40 of 48 punches.
Big Fat Slob won the round 10-9
Big Fat Slob is winning the fight 60-54
Satan!! doesn't even want to rest!
Big Fat Slob doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 7
Satan!! covers up.
Big Fat Slob backpedals and jabs.
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+Big Fat Slob hits Satan!! with a wild hook to the temple.
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The fighters study each other.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Dr Satan!! landed 3 of 9 punches, and Big Fat Slob landed 7 of 8 punches.
Big Fat Slob won the round 10-9
Big Fat Slob is winning the fight 70-63
Satan!! doesn't even want to rest!
Big Fat Slob doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 8
Satan!! covers up.
Big Fat Slob backpedals and jabs.
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-Satan!! fires a series of left blows to the jaw, but to no avail.
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+Big Fat Slob punches Satan!! with a pair of punches to the eye. Satan!! hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Dr Satan!! landed 3 of 8 punches, and Big Fat Slob landed 7 of 8 punches.
Big Fat Slob won the round 10-9
Big Fat Slob is winning the fight 80-72
Satan!! doesn't even want to rest!
Big Fat Slob doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 9
Satan!! covers up.
Big Fat Slob backpedals and jabs.
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-Satan!! paws a volley of left blows to the chin, but Big Fat Slob quickly backs away.
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+Big Fat Slob scores with a pair of stinging shots to the jaw.
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The fighters circle.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Dr Satan!! landed 3 of 8 punches, and Big Fat Slob landed 6 of 8 punches.
Big Fat Slob won the round 10-9
Big Fat Slob is winning the fight 90-81
Satan!! doesn't even want to rest!
Big Fat Slob doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 10
Satan!! covers up.
Big Fat Slob backpedals and jabs.
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-Satan!! charges with a volley of punches to the jaw, but comes up empty.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Dr Satan!! landed 3 of 8 punches, and Big Fat Slob landed 6 of 7 punches.
Big Fat Slob won the round 10-9
Big Fat Slob is winning the fight 100-90
Satan!! doesn't even want to rest!
Big Fat Slob doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 11
Satan!! covers up.
Big Fat Slob backpedals and jabs.
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-Satan!! attempts a series of left punches to the eye, but Big Fat Slob steps aside and laughs.
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+Big Fat Slob jolts Satan!! with a volley of wild punches to the jaw.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Dr Satan!! landed 3 of 8 punches, and Big Fat Slob landed 6 of 8 punches.
Big Fat Slob won the round 10-9
Big Fat Slob is winning the fight 110-99
Satan!! doesn't even want to rest!
Big Fat Slob doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 12
Satan!! covers up.
Big Fat Slob backpedals and jabs.
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-Satan!! attempts a pair of left shots to the eye, but misses.
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+Big Fat Slob hits with a cross to the jaw. Satan!! doesn't seem bothered.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Dr Satan!! landed 4 of 8 punches, and Big Fat Slob landed 6 of 8 punches.
Big Fat Slob won the round 10-9
Big Fat Slob is winning the fight 120-108
Satan!! doesn't want to stop fighting!
Big Fat Slob doesn't want to stop fighting!
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Big Fat Slob 10-9
Round 2: Big Fat Slob 10-9
Round 3: Big Fat Slob 10-9
Round 4: Big Fat Slob 10-9
Round 5: Big Fat Slob 10-9
Round 6: Big Fat Slob 10-9
Round 7: Big Fat Slob 10-9
Round 8: Big Fat Slob 10-9
Round 9: Big Fat Slob 10-9
Round 10: Big Fat Slob 10-9
Round 11: Big Fat Slob 10-9
Round 12: Big Fat Slob 10-9
Total Score: Big Fat Slob 120-108
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Big Fat Slob 10-9
Round 2: Big Fat Slob 10-9
Round 3: Big Fat Slob 10-9
Round 4: Big Fat Slob 10-9
Round 5: Big Fat Slob 10-9
Round 6: Big Fat Slob 10-9
Round 7: Big Fat Slob 10-9
Round 8: Big Fat Slob 10-9
Round 9: Big Fat Slob 10-9
Round 10: Big Fat Slob 10-9
Round 11: Big Fat Slob 10-9
Round 12: Big Fat Slob 10-9
Total Score: Big Fat Slob 120-108
Christy Martin scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Big Fat Slob 10-9
Round 2: Big Fat Slob 10-9
Round 3: Big Fat Slob 10-9
Round 4: Big Fat Slob 10-9
Round 5: Big Fat Slob 10-9
Round 6: Big Fat Slob 10-9
Round 7: Big Fat Slob 10-9
Round 8: Big Fat Slob 10-9
Round 9: Big Fat Slob 10-9
Round 10: Big Fat Slob 10-9
Round 11: Big Fat Slob 10-9
Round 12: Big Fat Slob 10-9
Total Score: Big Fat Slob 120-108
Big Fat Slob wins by decision!
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