Public Fight Report
(Super-Heavyweight) Float like a rock...Sting like a flea defeated Thomas Grudge by technical knockout (TKO) in round 2.Match Saturday, October 08, 2016In this corner, standing 8 feet(244 centimeters) tall weighing in at 508 pounds (230 kilograms) is Float like a rock...Sting like a flea!!
In this corner, standing 9 feet and 3 inches (282 centimeters) tall weighing in at 999 pounds (453 kilograms) is Thomas Grudge!!
The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.
ROUND 1
Float is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Grudge stays outside and uses his jab.
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-Grudge tries to land a volley of punches to the face, but Float beats a hasty retreat.
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-Grudge charges with a barrage of punches to the mouth, but falls short.
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-Grudge launches a series of punches to the temple, but Float hides behind his gloves.
+Grudge jolts Float with a straight right to the jaw!!
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-Float throws a left roundhouse to the eye, but Grudge ties him up.
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-Grudge attempts a flurry of punches to the jaw, but goes wide.
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+Float throws a pair of mean punches to the chin.
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-Float lunges with a pair of right punches to the temple, but Grudge deftly avoits it.
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-Float probes with a flurry of right punches to the nose, but Grudge steps aside and laughs.
-Grudge launches a flurry of left punches to the head, but loses his balance.
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+Grudge tosses a volley of light punches to the eye. Float sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Float pokes Grudge with a flurry of vicious punches to the chin. Grudge sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
BELL
According to the commentator:
Float like a rock...Sting like a flea landed 16 of 31 punches, and Thomas Grudge landed 10 of 29 punches.
Float like a rock...Sting like a flea won the round 10-9
Float like a rock...Sting like a flea is winning the fight 10-9
Float doesn't want to stop fighting!
Grudge looks exhausted.
ROUND 2
Float is using the ring. (using the ring)
Grudge stays outside and uses his jab.
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+Float scores with a barrage of glancing punches to the jaw.
-Grudge attempts a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but Float narrowly avoids it
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-Grudge tries a series of left punches to the chest, but Float steps aside.
+Float whacks Grudge with a pair of strong punches to the nose. Grudge doesn't seem bothered.
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+Float connects with a flurry of heavy punches to the chin.
+Float punches Grudge with a series of stiff punches to the jaw!! Float sees his chance -- he's pounding away! Grudge's arms hang limply at his sides. The Referee stops the fight!
Float like a rock...Sting like a flea wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Float doesn't even want to rest!
Grudge can't remember which corner is his.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Thomas Grudge 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Thomas Grudge 10-9
George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: A 10-10 tie.
Float like a rock...Sting like a flea wins by a technical knockout!
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