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(Super-Heavyweight) Capt. Major defeated Float like a rock...Sting like a flea by knockout (KO) in round 12.

Match Saturday, August 13, 2016

In this corner, standing 9 feet(274 centimeters) tall weighing in at 999 pounds (453 kilograms) is Capt. Major!!

In this corner, standing 8 feet(244 centimeters) tall weighing in at 501 pounds (227 kilograms) is Float like a rock...Sting like a flea!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Major stays outside and uses his jab.
Float is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Major probes with a left straight right to the jaw, but Float beats a hasty retreat.
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-Major throws a left sweeping right to the temple, but comes up empty.
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-Float throws a series of right punches to the temple, but Major ducks.
+Float pokes Major with a series of nasty punches to the eye.
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-Major lunges with a barrage of punches to the jaw, but Float ducks just in time.
+Major hits with a jab to the mouth.
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+Float throws a barrage of powerful punches to the head. Major doesn't seem bothered.
-Float lunges with a flurry of punches to the chest, but only hits air.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Capt. Major landed 11 of 31 punches, and Float like a rock...Sting like a flea landed 15 of 34 punches.

Capt. Major won the round 10-9

Capt. Major is winning the fight 10-9


Major doesn't want to stop fighting!

Float doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Major stays outside and uses his jab.
Float is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Float lashes out with a flurry of left shots to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Float fires a barrage of punches to the face.
+Major stuns Float with a series of nice punches to the ribs.
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-Float charges with a volley of right punches to the nose, but misses completely.
+Float tags Major with a volley of punches to the temple.
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+Major wakes up the fans with a barrage of punches to the chest!
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-Float tries to land a flurry of left punches to the temple, but Major leaps aside.
+Float tags Major with a stiff cross to the jaw.
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-Float attacks with a volley of punches to the temple, but misses.
-Major probes with a series of left punches to the ribs, but Float covers himself well.
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-Major launches a roundhouse to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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-Major throws a volley of shots to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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+Float pummels Major with a series of stinging punches to the chest.
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-Major attempts a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but Float backs out of it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Capt. Major landed 11 of 33 punches, and Float like a rock...Sting like a flea landed 18 of 41 punches.

Capt. Major won the round 10-9

Capt. Major is winning the fight 20-18


Major doesn't want to stop fighting!

Float remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 3

Major stays outside and uses his jab.
Float is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Major tosses a series of punches to the chest.
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-Float launches a volley of right punches to the face, but fails to score.
+Float hurts Major with a barrage of strong punches to the eye.
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+Float rocks Major with a flurry of hard punches to the solar plexus.
-Float probes with a left to the head, but Major ducks just in time.
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-Float probes with a left left to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Major attempts a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Float beats a hasty retreat.
+Major annoys Float with a series of loud punches to the stomach. Float is hurt!
-Float paws a volley of right punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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-Major throws a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but loses his balance.
-Major tries a series of punches to the stomach, but Float escapes.
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-Major launches a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but Float ducks.
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+Float jolts Major with a flurry of mean punches to the chin. Major sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Capt. Major landed 14 of 32 punches, and Float like a rock...Sting like a flea landed 17 of 41 punches.

Capt. Major won the round 10-9

Capt. Major is winning the fight 30-27


Major doesn't even want to rest!

Float grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 4

Major backpedals and jabs.
Float is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Float tags Major with a series of commanding punches to the eye. Major sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Float tries a series of shots to the mouth, but is ineffective.
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+Float wakes up the fans with a series of strong punches to the nose.
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-Float fires a flurry of punches to the jaw, but Major covers himself well.
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-Float probes with a series of left blows to the jaw, but comes up empty.
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-Float lunges with a barrage of left punches to the nose, but misses completely.
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-Float fires a pair of right punches to the chest, but to no avail.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Capt. Major landed 4 of 8 punches, and Float like a rock...Sting like a flea landed 11 of 40 punches.

Float like a rock...Sting like a flea won the round 10-9

Capt. Major is winning the fight 39-37


Major doesn't even want to rest!

Float grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 5

Major stays outside and uses his jab.
Float is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Float fires a series of right punches to the eye, but Major ties him up.
-Float tries to land a barrage of right punches to the jaw, but comes up empty.
-Major attempts a flurry of left punches to the chest, but is ineffective.
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-Major throws a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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+Float thumps Major with a series of punches to the temple.
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-Float charges with a volley of left punches to the chin, but flails uselessly.
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-Float charges with a barrage of punches to the chest, but is ineffective.
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+Major belts Float with a pair of light punches to the chest.
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-Major attempts a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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+Float solidly lands a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Float fires a volley of right punches to the temple, but Major blocks.
+Float clocks Major with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Capt. Major landed 12 of 29 punches, and Float like a rock...Sting like a flea landed 15 of 42 punches.

Capt. Major won the round 10-9

Capt. Major is winning the fight 49-46


Major doesn't even want to rest!

Float is obviously tired.



ROUND 6

Major backpedals and jabs.
Float is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Float fires a flurry of punches to the chin, but Major takes it in the forearms.
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-Float lunges with a barrage of punches to the temple, but Major steps aside and laughs.
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-Float throws a flurry of punches to the chest, but to no avail.
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+Float lashes out with a pair of off balance punches to the eye. Major sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Float probes with a flurry of punches to the temple, but comes up empty.
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+Float stuns Major with a barrage of shots to the jaw!! Major grimaces in pain.
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-Float tries to land a pair of right punches to the head, but fails to score.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Capt. Major landed 4 of 8 punches, and Float like a rock...Sting like a flea landed 9 of 44 punches.

Float like a rock...Sting like a flea won the round 10-9

Capt. Major is winning the fight 58-56


Major doesn't even want to rest!

Float is obviously tired.



ROUND 7

Major stays outside and uses his jab.
Float is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Major attempts a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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+Major drills Float with a barrage of strong punches to the ribs! Float ignores it.
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-Major tries to land a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Float attempts a series of left punches to the mouth, but Major covers himself well.
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-Float throws a pair of punches to the chin, but Major quickly backs away.
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+Float throws a left to the ribs. Major hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Major jolts Float with a flurry of solid punches to the stomach.
-Float paws a left jab to the face, but fails to score.
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-Major fires a series of punches to the stomach, but misses.
-Float attacks with a volley of left punches to the temple, but Major ducks.
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-Major launches a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Float stays away from it.
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+Float smacks Major with a volley of strong punches to the face.
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+Float annoys Major with a flurry of loud punches to the temple. Major seems wobbly!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Capt. Major landed 11 of 31 punches, and Float like a rock...Sting like a flea landed 14 of 37 punches.

Capt. Major won the round 10-9

Capt. Major is winning the fight 68-65


Major doesn't even want to rest!

Float is slowing down.



ROUND 8

Major backpedals and jabs.
Float is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Float probes with a flurry of punches to the nose, but Major takes it in the forearms.
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-Float tries a volley of left punches to the eye, but he's too slow.
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-Float paws a pair of right punches to the face, but Major takes it in the forearms.
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-Float probes with a right jab to the nose, but Major steps aside and laughs.
+Float wallops Major with a barrage of nice punches to the mouth!
-Float fires a volley of right punches to the mouth, but misses completely.
-Float lunges with a series of right punches to the face, but misses completely.
-Float charges with a barrage of left punches to the jaw, but Major leaps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Capt. Major landed 4 of 9 punches, and Float like a rock...Sting like a flea landed 10 of 41 punches.

Float like a rock...Sting like a flea won the round 10-9

Capt. Major is winning the fight 77-75


Major doesn't even want to rest!

Float is obviously tired.



ROUND 9

Major stays outside and uses his jab.
Float is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Float probes with a volley of right shots to the chest, but misses.
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-Float attempts a flurry of punches to the head, but to no avail.
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-Float charges with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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+Major attacks with a jab to the face.
Major lands a vicious right cross to the jaw and Float falls to the canvas!!

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Float struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Major punches Float with a volley of wild punches to the mouth.
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-Float probes with a barrage of punches to the temple, but Major backs out of it.
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-Major charges with a flurry of punches to the temple, but fails to score.
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+Major connects with a vicious roundhouse to the mouth.
+Float thumps Major with a barrage of punches to the temple. Major sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Major wallops Float with a pair of wild punches to the eye.
+Float hits Major with a volley of nice punches to the jaw.
-Major tries a volley of left punches to the eye, but falls short.
-Major lashes out with a pair of blows to the mouth, but fails to score.
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+Float stuns Major with a flurry of punches to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Capt. Major landed 14 of 32 punches, and Float like a rock...Sting like a flea landed 12 of 39 punches.

Capt. Major won the round 10-8

Capt. Major is winning the fight 87-83


Major doesn't even want to rest!

Float is slowing down. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 10

Major stays outside and uses his jab.
Float is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Major tries a pair of left punches to the head, but Float escapes.
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-Major fires a jab to the head, but he's too slow.
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+Float tags Major with a barrage of punches to the nose. Major seems wobbly!
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-Float lashes out with a pair of right punches to the face, but Major beats a hasty retreat.
-Float tries a series of punches to the chin, but Major quickly backs away.
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-Major lashes out with a series of punches to the nose, but goes wide.
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+Major catches Float with a wild sweeping right to the eye. Float backpedals to his own corner.
Major lands a blood spattering right punch in the nose and Float's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!

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Float struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Major tags Float with a barrage of strong punches to the mouth.
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-Float launches a pair of left punches to the head, but loses his balance.
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+Float shakes Major with a volley of punches to the mouth.
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+Major whacks Float with a pair of punches to the chin.
Major lands a terrific right punch in the nose and Float drops like a stone!!

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Float struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Float suprises Major with a flurry of vicious punches to the jaw. Major quickly recovers.
-Float fires a series of punches to the face, but Major takes it in the forearms.
-Float throws a pair of left punches to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
-Major attacks with a barrage of right punches to the chin, but Float covers himself well.
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+Major hammers Float with a left to the eye. Float backpedals to his own corner.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Capt. Major landed 15 of 29 punches, and Float like a rock...Sting like a flea landed 7 of 36 punches.

Capt. Major won the round 10-7

Capt. Major is winning the fight 97-90


Major doesn't even want to rest!

Float looks exhausted. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 11

Major stays outside and uses his jab.
Float is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Float throws a right to the temple, but Major covers himself well.
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+Float throws a pair of light punches to the chin.
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-Float lashes out with a straight right to the jaw, but misses completely.
+Float pops Major with a volley of strong punches to the nose. Major shakes his head to clear it.
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-Major tries a flurry of right punches to the head, but is ineffective.
+Float shakes Major with a pair of nasty punches to the nose. Major falls against the ropes!
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+Major slams Float with a series of punches to the temple.
Major lands a sudden smash to the jaw and Float drops like a stone!!

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Float struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Float charges with a flurry of punches to the eye, but goes wide.
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-Float tries to land a flurry of right punches to the jaw, but Major deftly avoits it.
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-Float lashes out with a right right to the temple, but Major steps aside and laughs.
-Major launches a barrage of punches to the jaw, but loses his balance.
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-Float paws a pair of punches to the temple, but misses completely.
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+Major grazes Float with a volley of solid punches to the eye. Float asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Major takes charge with a volley of solid punches to the jaw.
Major lands a resounding left punch in the nose and Float is flattened!!

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Float struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Major attacks with a volley of solid punches to the temple! Float shakes his head to clear it.
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+Major pops Float with a heavy cross to the chin. Float doesn't seem bothered.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Capt. Major landed 17 of 31 punches, and Float like a rock...Sting like a flea landed 7 of 50 punches.

Capt. Major won the round 10-7

Capt. Major is winning the fight 107-97


Major remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Float collapses limply onto his stool. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 12

Major stays outside and uses his jab.
Float is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Major jars Float with a straight right to the head.
Major lands a blood spattering cross to the jaw and Float's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!

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Float struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Major jolts Float with a flurry of stinging punches to the eye.
Major lands a sudden right blow to the temple and Float lands flat on his back!!

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Float struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Float attempts a flurry of right punches to the chin, but Major leaps aside.
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-Float attempts a series of left blows to the jaw, but is ineffective.
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-Major throws a barrage of punches to the eye, but only hits air.
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-Float charges with a series of right punches to the mouth, but Major escapes.
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-Major probes with a series of right punches to the mouth, but fails to score.
-Float attempts a pair of punches to the head, but goes wide.
+Major belts Float with a pair of punches to the jaw.
+Float jars Major with a jab to the mouth.
-Float probes with a barrage of punches to the temple, but flails uselessly.
+Major attacks with a barrage of punches to the jaw! Float gets mad!
-Float attacks with a flurry of left punches to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Float throws a flurry of shots to the face, but misses completely.
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-Float attacks with a volley of punches to the eye, but Major ducks.
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-Major lunges with a flurry of punches to the jaw, but goes wide.
+Major hits with a barrage of powerful punches to the face.
+Major connects with a sweeping right to the head. Float beats a hasty retreat.
Major lands a thundering uppercut and Float bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!

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He's Out!
Capt. Major wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Major remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Float receives medical attention from his trainer. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Capt. Major 10-9
Round 2: Capt. Major 10-9
Round 3: Capt. Major 10-9
Round 4: Float like a rock...Sting like a flea 10-9
Round 5: Capt. Major 10-9
Round 6: Float like a rock...Sting like a flea 10-9
Round 7: Capt. Major 10-9
Round 8: Float like a rock...Sting like a flea 10-9
Round 9: Capt. Major 10-8
Round 10: Capt. Major 10-7
Round 11: Capt. Major 10-7


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Capt. Major 10-9
Round 2: Capt. Major 10-9
Round 3: Capt. Major 10-9
Round 4: Float like a rock...Sting like a flea 10-9
Round 5: Capt. Major 10-9
Round 6: Float like a rock...Sting like a flea 10-9
Round 7: Capt. Major 10-9
Round 8: Float like a rock...Sting like a flea 10-9
Round 9: Capt. Major 10-8
Round 10: Capt. Major 10-7
Round 11: Capt. Major 10-7


George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Capt. Major 10-9
Round 2: Capt. Major 10-9
Round 3: Capt. Major 10-9
Round 4: Float like a rock...Sting like a flea 10-9
Round 5: Capt. Major 10-9
Round 6: Float like a rock...Sting like a flea 10-9
Round 7: Capt. Major 10-9
Round 8: Float like a rock...Sting like a flea 10-9
Round 9: Capt. Major 10-8
Round 10: Capt. Major 10-7
Round 11: Capt. Major 10-7

Capt. Major wins by a knockout!