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(Lightweight) Chicken Broner defeated Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 by disqualification in round 4.

Match Wednesday, July 27, 2016

In this corner, standing 5 feet(152 centimeters) tall weighing in at 135 pounds (61 kilograms) is Chicken Broner!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 11 inches (150 centimeters) tall weighing in at 134 pounds (61 kilograms) is Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Broner clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Beefcake! feints and fakes. (feinting)

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+Broner grazes Beefcake! with a roundhouse to the jaw. Beefcake! doesn't notice.
+Beefcake! tags Broner with a flurry of stinging feints to the mouth!
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+Broner shakes Beefcake! with a pair of wild punches to the head.
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+Broner attacks with a series of light shots to the head. Beefcake! hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
Beefcake! tries to attack, but Broner hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Beefcake! tries to attack, but Broner hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Beefcake! thumps Broner with a series of feints to the chin.
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+Beefcake! lands a quick feint and then an uppercut to the chin!! Broner quickly recovers.
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Beefcake! tries to attack, but Broner hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Beefcake! tries to attack, but Broner hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Beefcake! grazes Broner with a barrage of feints to the chin. Broner hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Broner hits with a series of wild punches to the chin! Beefcake! seems wobbly!
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+Beefcake! throws Broner with a head butt! The Ref mus be blind!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Chicken Broner landed 17 of 24 punches, and Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 landed 25 of 25 punches.

Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 won the round 10-9

Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 is winning the fight 10-9


Broner doesn't want to stop fighting!

Beefcake! doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Broner clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Beefcake! feints and fakes. (feinting)

-Broner attempts a pair of left shots to the ribs, but Beefcake! takes it in the forearms.
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Beefcake! tries to attack, but Broner hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Broner lands a series of powerful punches to the ribs.
+Beefcake! backs up Broner with a head butt! Boo! Boo!
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+Beefcake! solidly lands a series of nice combinations to the head. Broner shakes his head to clear it.
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+Broner jolts Beefcake! with a volley of blows to the ribs!
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Beefcake! tries to attack, but Broner hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Broner hits with a pair of solid blows to the chest.
+Beefcake! whacks Broner with a volley of nasty feints to the mouth.
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+Beefcake! fires a feint and then a cross to the temple!!
Beefcake! tries to attack, but Broner hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Beefcake! punches Broner with a barrage of nice combinations to the face.
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+Beefcake! nails Broner with a flurry of feints to the head.
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Beefcake! tries to attack, but Broner hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Chicken Broner landed 17 of 24 punches, and Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 landed 24 of 24 punches.

Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 won the round 10-9

Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 is winning the fight 20-18


Broner doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the right eye.

Beefcake! doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Broner clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Beefcake! is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Beefcake! lands a furious jab to the chin.
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+Beefcake! slams Broner with a low blow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
Beefcake! tries to attack, but Broner hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Broner paws a series of left blows to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Beefcake! pummels Broner with a pair of furious blows to the head.
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Beefcake! tries to attack, but Broner hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Broner throws a series of punches to the mouth.
+Broner attacks with a pair of punches to the chin. Beefcake! sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
Beefcake! tries to attack, but Broner hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Broner throws a right left to the head, but misses.
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+Beefcake! lands a series of painful blows to the chin.
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+Beefcake! solidly lands a solid uppercut to the head!
+Broner rocks Beefcake! with a barrage of quick blows to the solar plexus.
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Beefcake! tries to attack, but Broner hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Chicken Broner landed 19 of 32 punches, and Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 landed 20 of 22 punches.

Chicken Broner won the round 10-9

Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 is winning the fight 29-28


Broner doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the right eye.

Beefcake! remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Broner clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Beefcake! is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Broner lunges with a volley of shots to the chest, but Beefcake! ties him up.
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Beefcake! tries to attack, but Broner hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Beefcake! fires Broner with a bite to the ear! Chicken Broner is writhing in pain. The referee halts the bout!
Chicken Broner wins by forfeit!!
BELL
Broner doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the right eye.

Beefcake! remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 10-9
Round 2: Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 10-9
Round 3: Chicken Broner 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 10-9
Round 2: Chicken Broner 10-9
Round 3: Chicken Broner 10-9


Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 10-9
Round 2: Chicken Broner 10-9
Round 3: Chicken Broner 10-9

Chicken Broner wins by a foul!