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(Light-Flyweight) Am I fat? defeated Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP by disqualification in round 12.

Match Monday, July 25, 2016

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 5 inches (165 centimeters) tall weighing in at 79 pounds (36 kilograms) is Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 5 inches (165 centimeters) tall weighing in at 107 pounds (49 kilograms) is Am I fat?!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Patrick is using the ring. (using the ring)
Am I Fat? clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Am I Fat? thumps Patrick with a pair of light punches to the jaw!
-Am I Fat? fires a flurry of left shots to the face, but Patrick narrowly avoids it
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-Patrick charges with a pair of punches to the jaw, but Am I Fat? hides behind his gloves.
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Patrick tries to attack, but Am I Fat? hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Am I Fat? probes with a pair of blows to the temple, but Patrick hides behind his gloves.
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Patrick tries to attack, but Am I Fat? hangs on until the referee separates them.
Patrick tries to attack, but Am I Fat? hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Patrick wallops Am I Fat? with a series of punches to the jaw.
+Patrick backs up Am I Fat? with a nasty jab to the mouth.
+Am I Fat? grazes Patrick with a hard uppercut to the head. Patrick shakes his head to clear it.
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-Patrick attempts a pair of punches to the temple, but Am I Fat? takes it in the forearms.
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-Patrick paws a flurry of punches to the jaw, but Am I Fat? blocks.
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-Am I Fat? attempts a series of shots to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Patrick slams Am I Fat? with a pair of off balance blows to the head.
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Patrick tries to attack, but Am I Fat? hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Am I Fat? hits with a flurry of punches to the chin.
-Am I Fat? throws a volley of right blows to the head, but Patrick leaps aside.
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+Am I Fat? connects with a barrage of commanding blows to the temple.
+Am I Fat? hits with a series of punches to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP landed 16 of 31 punches, and Am I fat? landed 28 of 52 punches.

Am I fat? won the round 10-9

Am I fat? is winning the fight 10-9


Patrick doesn't want to stop fighting!

Am I Fat? doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Patrick is using the ring. (using the ring)
Am I Fat? clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Patrick tries to land a barrage of punches to the face, but Am I Fat? beats a hasty retreat.
+Am I Fat? connects with a powerful jab to the chin.
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+Patrick annoys Am I Fat? with a series of light punches to the chin.
+Patrick throws a flurry of furious punches to the temple!
-Am I Fat? throws a volley of left blows to the chin, but misses.
-Am I Fat? probes with a barrage of shots to the temple, but loses his balance.
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+Patrick throws a flurry of powerful punches to the eye!!
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Patrick tries to attack, but Am I Fat? hangs on until the referee separates them.
Patrick tries to attack, but Am I Fat? hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Am I Fat? lashes out with a series of right blows to the mouth, but Patrick takes it in the forearms.
+Am I Fat? tosses a series of shots to the mouth.
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+Am I Fat? rocks Patrick with a flurry of mean blows to the solar plexus.
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Patrick tries to attack, but Am I Fat? hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Patrick slams Am I Fat? with a barrage of quick punches to the temple. Am I Fat? backpedals to his own corner.
+Patrick lashes out with a series of hard punches to the nose.
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+Am I Fat? annoys Patrick with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Patrick slams Am I Fat? with a series of punches to the face. Am I Fat? quickly recovers.
+Am I Fat? suprises Patrick with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
+Am I Fat? stuns Patrick with a pair of heavy punches to the eye. Patrick hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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Patrick tries to attack, but Am I Fat? hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Patrick tries to attack, but Am I Fat? hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Patrick tries to attack, but Am I Fat? hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Am I Fat? tattoos Patrick with a roundhouse to the ribs.
+Patrick suprises Am I Fat? with a barrage of vicious punches to the head!
+Patrick jolts Am I Fat? with a jab to the temple.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the nose.
-Patrick paws a volley of punches to the chin, but he's too slow.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP landed 28 of 55 punches, and Am I fat? landed 32 of 56 punches.

Am I fat? won the round 10-9

Am I fat? is winning the fight 20-18


Patrick doesn't want to stop fighting!

Am I Fat? doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Patrick is using the ring. (using the ring)
Am I Fat? clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Patrick lands a volley of punches to the chest.
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-Patrick charges with a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but Am I Fat? deftly avoits it.
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-Am I Fat? throws a barrage of shots to the chest, but Patrick ducks just in time.
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+Am I Fat? hits Patrick with a volley of shots to the solar plexus.
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+Patrick fires a hard jab to the chest. Am I Fat? asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Am I Fat? tries to land a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
Patrick tries to attack, but Am I Fat? hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Am I Fat? hits with a series of quick punches to the solar plexus.
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Patrick tries to attack, but Am I Fat? hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Patrick tries to attack, but Am I Fat? hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Patrick hits Am I Fat? with a series of punches to the ribs.
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+Patrick pummels Am I Fat? with a pair of glancing punches to the ribs.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP landed 23 of 44 punches, and Am I fat? landed 15 of 32 punches.

Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP won the round 10-9

Am I fat? is winning the fight 29-28


Patrick doesn't even want to rest!

Am I Fat? doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Patrick is using the ring. (using the ring)
Am I Fat? clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Patrick tries to attack, but Am I Fat? hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Patrick annoys Am I Fat? with a pair of light punches to the face. Am I Fat? gets mad!
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+Patrick lands a pair of off balance punches to the eye.
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+Patrick connects with a volley of glancing punches to the temple. Am I Fat? hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Patrick attacks with a series of left punches to the head, but goes wide.
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+Patrick smacks Am I Fat? with a pair of wild blows to the head.
-Am I Fat? throws a uppercut to the stomach, but Patrick backs out of it.
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+Am I Fat? tags Patrick with a volley of quick blows to the chest.
+Am I Fat? hits with a barrage of blows to the stomach.
+Patrick tags Am I Fat? with a flurry of powerful punches to the temple.
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-Am I Fat? paws a cross to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
Patrick tries to attack, but Am I Fat? hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Patrick hits with a pair of powerful punches to the head. Am I Fat? gets mad!
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-Patrick attempts a pair of left blows to the jaw, but is ineffective.
+Patrick suprises Am I Fat? with a volley of glancing blows to the chest.
+Patrick catches Am I Fat? with a painful sweeping right to the head. Am I Fat? doesn't seem bothered.
+Patrick hammers Am I Fat? with a series of punches to the mouth! Am I Fat? retreats to the far corner.
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-Patrick charges with a volley of punches to the jaw, but loses his balance.
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+Patrick punches Am I Fat? with a barrage of mean punches to the temple.
+Am I Fat? attacks with a flurry of powerful shots to the ribs. Patrick backpedals to his own corner.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP landed 47 of 66 punches, and Am I fat? landed 18 of 34 punches.

Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Patrick remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Am I Fat? doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Patrick is using the ring. (using the ring)
Am I Fat? clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Am I Fat? pummels Patrick with a volley of shots to the nose.
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Patrick tries to attack, but Am I Fat? hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Am I Fat? fires a volley of punches to the temple. Patrick doesn't seem bothered.
Patrick tries to attack, but Am I Fat? hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Patrick drills Am I Fat? with a painful jab to the head.
+Patrick fires a volley of stiff punches to the solar plexus!!
+Patrick thumps Am I Fat? with a volley of stiff punches to the nose.
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-Patrick fires a volley of right punches to the chin, but Am I Fat? ties him up.
+Patrick takes charge with a series of wild punches to the eye.
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+Patrick hits Am I Fat? with a nice right to the nose. Am I Fat? quickly recovers.
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Patrick tries to attack, but Am I Fat? hangs on until the referee separates them.
Patrick tries to attack, but Am I Fat? hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Patrick connects with a wild straight right to the solar plexus.
+Am I Fat? tosses a pair of glancing punches to the head.
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-Am I Fat? launches a pair of punches to the ribs, but is ineffective.
Patrick tries to attack, but Am I Fat? hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Am I Fat? attempts a volley of right shots to the chin, but Patrick leaps aside.
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+Am I Fat? pops Patrick with a flurry of glancing shots to the face.
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Patrick tries to attack, but Am I Fat? hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Patrick tries to attack, but Am I Fat? hangs on until the referee separates them.

Patrick tries to attack, but Am I Fat? hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Am I Fat? tries a flurry of shots to the face, but falls short.
+ The fighters trade punches to the head.
+Am I Fat? lands a barrage of quick blows to the face.
+Patrick fires a series of mean punches to the chin. Am I Fat? hangs on until the referee breaks them up.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP landed 39 of 67 punches, and Am I fat? landed 39 of 56 punches.

Am I fat? won the round 10-9

Am I fat? is winning the fight 48-47


Patrick remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut below the left eye.

Am I Fat? doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

Patrick is using the ring. (using the ring)
Am I Fat? clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Patrick tries to attack, but Am I Fat? hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Am I Fat? throws a flurry of blows to the nose, but Patrick hides behind his gloves.
+Patrick lands a glancing uppercut to the stomach.
Patrick tries to attack, but Am I Fat? hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Am I Fat? attacks with a flurry of punches to the eye, but Patrick ducks just in time.
+Am I Fat? takes charge with a hook to the chin.
-Patrick attempts a pair of right punches to the head, but he's too slow.
-Am I Fat? throws a volley of left blows to the face, but he's too slow.
-Patrick throws a right hook to the face, but only hits air.
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+Patrick hits with a series of punches to the temple. Am I Fat? seems wobbly!
-Patrick throws a series of left punches to the head, but is ineffective.
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Patrick tries to attack, but Am I Fat? hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Am I Fat? lashes out with a barrage of shots to the head.
+Am I Fat? smacks Patrick with a straight right to the jaw.
+Patrick lands a flurry of blows to the eye.
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+Am I Fat? takes charge with a right to the jaw.
Patrick tries to attack, but Am I Fat? hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Patrick catches Am I Fat? with a barrage of glancing punches to the nose.
+Am I Fat? tosses a flurry of painful blows to the mouth.
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+Patrick fires a volley of punches to the stomach.
-Am I Fat? fires a volley of right punches to the temple, but Patrick backs out of it.
Patrick tries to attack, but Am I Fat? hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Am I Fat? attacks with a pair of blows to the chin, but only hits air.
-Am I Fat? attacks with a cross to the eye, but flails uselessly.
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+Am I Fat? punches Patrick with a barrage of punches to the chin.
-Patrick attempts a pair of right punches to the mouth, but goes wide.
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+Am I Fat? tattoos Patrick with a pair of hard punches to the eye.
+Am I Fat? suprises Patrick with a barrage of strong shots to the head.
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+Am I Fat? lands a volley of powerful blows to the temple.
-Am I Fat? paws a flurry of punches to the head, but Patrick steps aside.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the temple.
-Patrick lunges with a flurry of right punches to the chin, but Am I Fat? quickly backs away.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP landed 34 of 79 punches, and Am I fat? landed 39 of 65 punches.

Am I fat? won the round 10-9

Am I fat? is winning the fight 58-56


Patrick grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut below the left eye.

Am I Fat? doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 7

Patrick is using the ring. (using the ring)
Am I Fat? clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Patrick probes with a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but Am I Fat? stays away from it.
+Am I Fat? smashes Patrick with a barrage of wild blows to the chest.
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+Patrick solidly lands a barrage of vicious punches to the chest. Am I Fat? beats a hasty retreat.
Patrick tries to attack, but Am I Fat? hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Patrick charges with a barrage of shots to the ribs, but only hits air.
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Patrick tries to attack, but Am I Fat? hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Patrick pounds Am I Fat? with a flurry of vicious punches to the stomach.
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-Am I Fat? paws a flurry of right punches to the chest, but Patrick quickly backs away.
-Am I Fat? tries a flurry of left blows to the ribs, but Patrick ties him up.
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+Patrick stuns Am I Fat? with a barrage of solid punches to the ribs!!
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-Am I Fat? attacks with a volley of blows to the chest, but Patrick beats a hasty retreat.
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-Am I Fat? launches a series of blows to the ribs, but Patrick backs out of it.
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+Patrick throws a flurry of glancing blows to the stomach.
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+Am I Fat? hits with a flurry of painful punches to the chest. Patrick backpedals to his own corner.
-Patrick charges with a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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+Am I Fat? throws a barrage of wild punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP landed 21 of 39 punches, and Am I fat? landed 17 of 30 punches.

Am I fat? won the round 10-9

Am I fat? is winning the fight 68-65


Patrick grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut below the left eye.

Am I Fat? doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 8

Patrick is using the ring. (using the ring)
Am I Fat? clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Am I Fat? throws a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Patrick throws a right jab to the chest, but Am I Fat? beats a hasty retreat.
-Patrick paws a series of left punches to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Am I Fat? attacks with a series of vicious shots to the stomach.
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+Patrick pops Am I Fat? with a pair of off balance punches to the stomach. Am I Fat? shakes his head to clear it.
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-Am I Fat? probes with a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
Patrick tries to attack, but Am I Fat? hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Am I Fat? catches Patrick with a barrage of commanding punches to the chest.
-Patrick throws a right cross to the chest, but Am I Fat? quickly backs away.
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Patrick tries to attack, but Am I Fat? hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Am I Fat? whacks Patrick with a series of punches to the chest.
-Am I Fat? throws a barrage of blows to the stomach, but Patrick backs out of it.
Patrick tries to attack, but Am I Fat? hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Patrick drills Am I Fat? with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
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+Patrick catches Am I Fat? with a loud left to the solar plexus. Am I Fat? doesn't notice.
-Patrick attempts a pair of punches to the stomach, but Am I Fat? deftly avoits it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP landed 23 of 45 punches, and Am I fat? landed 17 of 32 punches.

Am I fat? won the round 10-9

Am I fat? is winning the fight 78-74


Patrick grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut below the left eye.

Am I Fat? doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 9

Patrick is using the ring. (using the ring)
Am I Fat? flails at his opponent and ties him up. (clinching)

+Am I Fat? attacks with a barrage of mean shots to the head.
-Patrick tries to land a series of left punches to the head, but comes up empty.
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+Am I Fat? attacks with a pair of powerful punches to the head!
-Am I Fat? lunges with a barrage of punches to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Am I Fat? probes with a pair of left shots to the nose, but Patrick ducks just in time.
-Patrick probes with a volley of punches to the temple, but Am I Fat? covers himself well.
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Patrick tries to attack, but Am I Fat? hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Am I Fat? probes with a series of blows to the nose, but Patrick covers himself well.
+Am I Fat? suprises Patrick with a series of mean punches to the chin. Patrick hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Am I Fat? pops Patrick with a flurry of punches to the chin.
-Am I Fat? lashes out with a flurry of left punches to the chin, but he's too slow.
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+Am I Fat? slams Patrick with a volley of nasty punches to the eye. Patrick retreats to the far corner.
Patrick tries to attack, but Am I Fat? hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Patrick attacks with a volley of punches to the head, but only hits air.
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+Am I Fat? punches Patrick with a stiff cross to the chin. Patrick backpedals to his own corner.
Patrick tries to attack, but Am I Fat? hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Am I Fat? launches a series of left punches to the mouth, but falls short.
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Patrick tries to attack, but Am I Fat? hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Am I Fat? charges with a left jab to the face, but goes wide.
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+Patrick scores with Am I Fat? with a blow to the groin! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Am I Fat? lunges with a barrage of right blows to the jaw, but is ineffective.
+Patrick tosses a volley of punches to the head.
+Am I Fat? nails Patrick with a pair of blows to the mouth.
+Am I Fat? jolts Patrick with a flurry of off balance shots to the face!
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+Am I Fat? staggers Patrick with a furious right to the face! Patrick hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Patrick lands a barrage of powerful punches to the temple. Am I Fat? is hurt!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP landed 18 of 41 punches, and Am I fat? landed 44 of 93 punches.

Am I fat? won the round 10-9

Am I fat? is winning the fight 88-83


Patrick grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut below the left eye.

Am I Fat? remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 10

Patrick is using the ring. (using the ring)
Am I Fat? flails at his opponent and ties him up. (clinching)

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-Am I Fat? lashes out with a barrage of blows to the face, but fails to score.
+Am I Fat? hits with a strong uppercut to the mouth.
Patrick tries to attack, but Am I Fat? hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Am I Fat? lunges with a series of right punches to the mouth, but goes wide.
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-Am I Fat? attempts a barrage of blows to the chin, but Patrick narrowly avoids it
+Am I Fat? suprises Patrick with a series of punches to the nose.
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-Am I Fat? throws a pair of shots to the nose, but Patrick steps aside and laughs.
+Am I Fat? throws a series of punches to the head.
+Patrick lands a jab to the eye.
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+Am I Fat? tags Patrick with a barrage of wild shots to the nose.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the chin.
+Am I Fat? attacks with a barrage of strong shots to the jaw.
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+Am I Fat? fires a series of shots to the nose.
-Am I Fat? tries to land a pair of punches to the mouth, but fails to score.
+Patrick fires Am I Fat? with an illegal rabbit punch! The referee sees it and takes a point away!
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Patrick tries to attack, but Am I Fat? hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Am I Fat? hits with a pair of shots to the nose.
Patrick tries to attack, but Am I Fat? hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Am I Fat? throws a jab to the temple.
+Am I Fat? jars Patrick with a stinging sweeping right to the chin. Patrick falls against the ropes!
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-Am I Fat? launches a barrage of blows to the jaw, but goes wide.
-Patrick charges with a pair of punches to the head, but Am I Fat? leaps aside.
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-Am I Fat? lunges with a series of left punches to the mouth, but misses.
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-Am I Fat? lashes out with a series of blows to the face, but he's too slow.
Patrick tries to attack, but Am I Fat? hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Patrick tries to attack, but Am I Fat? hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Patrick punches Am I Fat? with a pair of furious punches to the temple. Am I Fat? doesn't seem bothered.
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+Patrick belts Am I Fat? with a flurry of hard blows to the jaw. Am I Fat? gets mad!
-Am I Fat? attacks with a hook to the face, but Patrick narrowly avoids it
+Am I Fat? backs up Patrick with a volley of punches to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP landed 20 of 38 punches, and Am I fat? landed 48 of 87 punches.

Am I fat? won the round 10-8

Am I fat? is winning the fight 98-91


Patrick grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut below the left eye.

Am I Fat? remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 11

Patrick is using the ring. (using the ring)
Am I Fat? flails at his opponent and ties him up. (clinching)

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-Am I Fat? lashes out with a right straight right to the nose, but to no avail.
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-Am I Fat? probes with a series of left punches to the nose, but Patrick ducks just in time.
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-Am I Fat? tries to land a pair of shots to the temple, but Patrick quickly backs away.
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+Patrick tosses Am I Fat? with a head butt! The Ref mus be blind!
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Patrick tries to attack, but Am I Fat? hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Patrick tries to attack, but Am I Fat? hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Am I Fat? charges with a volley of left blows to the face, but only hits air.
+Am I Fat? clocks Patrick with a volley of solid shots to the head.
+Am I Fat? lands a barrage of quick punches to the chin.
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-Am I Fat? launches a barrage of shots to the face, but Patrick takes it in the forearms.
-Patrick attempts a barrage of punches to the eye, but Am I Fat? leaps aside.
Patrick tries to attack, but Am I Fat? hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Am I Fat? hits with a flurry of loud punches to the eye.
+Patrick punches Am I Fat? with a pair of hard punches to the chin.
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-Am I Fat? probes with a series of shots to the mouth, but Patrick quickly backs away.
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-Patrick throws a flurry of right punches to the nose, but loses his balance.
+Am I Fat? wakes up the fans with a flurry of punches to the chin. Patrick doesn't seem bothered.
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+Am I Fat? pokes Patrick with a series of nice punches to the temple. Patrick backpedals to his own corner.
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+Patrick hammers Am I Fat? with a pair of hard punches to the face.
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-Am I Fat? throws a series of punches to the head, but is ineffective.
-Am I Fat? attempts a pair of punches to the temple, but goes wide.
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+Patrick jars Am I Fat? with a flurry of furious punches to the jaw.
Patrick tries to attack, but Am I Fat? hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Am I Fat? tries to land a volley of punches to the temple, but is ineffective.
+Am I Fat? smashes Patrick with a mean uppercut to the face.
Patrick tries to attack, but Am I Fat? hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Am I Fat? lands a series of strong punches to the eye.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP landed 18 of 38 punches, and Am I fat? landed 41 of 83 punches.

Am I fat? won the round 10-9

Am I fat? is winning the fight 108-100


Patrick grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut below the left eye.

Am I Fat? grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 12

Patrick is using the ring. (using the ring)
Am I Fat? flails at his opponent and ties him up. (clinching)

+Patrick lands Am I Fat? with a head butt! Am I fat? pretends to be injured! He'll get an academy award! The referee halts the bout!
Am I fat? wins by forfeit!!
BELL
Patrick grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut below the left eye.

Am I Fat? grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 2: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 3: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Round 4: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Round 5: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 6: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 7: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Round 8: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 9: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 10: Am I fat? 10-8
Round 11: Am I fat? 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 2: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 3: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Round 4: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Round 5: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 6: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 7: A 10-10 tie.
Round 8: A 10-10 tie.
Round 9: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 10: Am I fat? 10-8
Round 11: Am I fat? 10-9


George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 2: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 3: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Round 4: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Round 5: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 6: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 7: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 8: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Round 9: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 10: Am I fat? 10-8
Round 11: Am I fat? 10-9

Am I fat? wins by a foul!