Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) weak af lmao defeated StrawBone by unanimous decision: 120-108, 120-108, 120-108.Match Monday, July 04, 2016In this corner, standing 5 feet and 3 inches (160 centimeters) tall weighing in at 66 pounds (30 kilograms) is weak af lmao!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 3 inches (160 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is StrawBone!!
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1
Weak covers up.
Strawbone covers up.
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+Weak attacks with a volley of powerful shots to the eye.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
weak af lmao landed 8 of 8 punches, and StrawBone landed 3 of 8 punches.
weak af lmao won the round 10-9
weak af lmao is winning the fight 10-9
Weak doesn't want to stop fighting!
Strawbone doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Weak covers up.
Strawbone covers up.
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-Strawbone lashes out with a series of right punches to the nose, but goes wide.
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+Weak pounds Strawbone with a pair of punches to the head.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
weak af lmao landed 7 of 8 punches, and StrawBone landed 3 of 8 punches.
weak af lmao won the round 10-9
weak af lmao is winning the fight 20-18
Weak doesn't want to stop fighting!
Strawbone doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Weak covers up.
Strawbone covers up.
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+Weak hits with a flurry of blows to the chin.
-Strawbone lashes out with a flurry of right blows to the nose, but fails to score.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
weak af lmao landed 8 of 8 punches, and StrawBone landed 3 of 7 punches.
weak af lmao won the round 10-9
weak af lmao is winning the fight 30-27
Weak doesn't want to stop fighting!
Strawbone doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 4
Weak covers up.
Strawbone covers up.
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+Weak throws a flurry of stiff blows to the chest. Strawbone doesn't seem bothered.
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-Strawbone tries to land a right to the head, but Weak quickly backs away.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
weak af lmao landed 7 of 7 punches, and StrawBone landed 3 of 8 punches.
weak af lmao won the round 10-9
weak af lmao is winning the fight 40-36
Weak doesn't want to stop fighting!
Strawbone doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 5
Weak covers up.
Strawbone covers up.
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+Weak tosses a pair of off balance punches to the ribs!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
weak af lmao landed 8 of 8 punches, and StrawBone landed 3 of 8 punches.
weak af lmao won the round 10-9
weak af lmao is winning the fight 50-45
Weak doesn't even want to rest!
Strawbone doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 6
Weak covers up.
Strawbone covers up.
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-Strawbone attempts a left hook to the temple, but fails to score.
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+Weak attacks with a volley of nice punches to the ribs.
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The fighters study each other.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
weak af lmao landed 7 of 8 punches, and StrawBone landed 3 of 8 punches.
weak af lmao won the round 10-9
weak af lmao is winning the fight 60-54
Weak doesn't even want to rest!
Strawbone doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 7
Weak covers up.
Strawbone covers up.
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+Weak scores with a pair of furious punches to the mouth.
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The fighters start chatting with members of the press.
BELL
According to the commentator:
weak af lmao landed 7 of 8 punches, and StrawBone landed 3 of 7 punches.
weak af lmao won the round 10-9
weak af lmao is winning the fight 70-63
Weak doesn't even want to rest!
Strawbone doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 8
Weak covers up.
Strawbone covers up.
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+Weak scores with a volley of nice shots to the chin. Strawbone shakes his head to clear it.
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-Strawbone throws a pair of left blows to the face, but Weak steps aside and laughs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
weak af lmao landed 7 of 8 punches, and StrawBone landed 3 of 8 punches.
weak af lmao won the round 10-9
weak af lmao is winning the fight 80-72
Weak doesn't even want to rest!
Strawbone doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 9
Weak covers up.
Strawbone covers up.
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+Weak pounds Strawbone with a flurry of shots to the head. Strawbone hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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The fighters circle.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
weak af lmao landed 8 of 8 punches, and StrawBone landed 3 of 9 punches.
weak af lmao won the round 10-9
weak af lmao is winning the fight 90-81
Weak doesn't even want to rest!
Strawbone doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 10
Weak covers up.
Strawbone covers up.
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-Strawbone tries a pair of right shots to the mouth, but Weak narrowly avoids it
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+Weak annoys Strawbone with a pair of shots to the temple.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
weak af lmao landed 6 of 8 punches, and StrawBone landed 3 of 8 punches.
weak af lmao won the round 10-9
weak af lmao is winning the fight 100-90
Weak doesn't even want to rest!
Strawbone doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 11
Weak covers up.
Strawbone covers up.
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+Weak suprises Strawbone with a series of strong blows to the solar plexus!! Strawbone covers up.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
weak af lmao landed 7 of 7 punches, and StrawBone landed 3 of 8 punches.
weak af lmao won the round 10-9
weak af lmao is winning the fight 110-99
Weak doesn't even want to rest!
Strawbone doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 12
Weak covers up.
Strawbone covers up.
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+Weak lands a flurry of blows to the eye!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
weak af lmao landed 8 of 8 punches, and StrawBone landed 3 of 9 punches.
weak af lmao won the round 10-9
weak af lmao is winning the fight 120-108
Weak doesn't even want to rest!
Strawbone doesn't want to stop fighting!
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: weak af lmao 10-9
Round 2: weak af lmao 10-9
Round 3: weak af lmao 10-9
Round 4: weak af lmao 10-9
Round 5: weak af lmao 10-9
Round 6: weak af lmao 10-9
Round 7: weak af lmao 10-9
Round 8: weak af lmao 10-9
Round 9: weak af lmao 10-9
Round 10: weak af lmao 10-9
Round 11: weak af lmao 10-9
Round 12: weak af lmao 10-9
Total Score: weak af lmao 120-108
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: weak af lmao 10-9
Round 2: weak af lmao 10-9
Round 3: weak af lmao 10-9
Round 4: weak af lmao 10-9
Round 5: weak af lmao 10-9
Round 6: weak af lmao 10-9
Round 7: weak af lmao 10-9
Round 8: weak af lmao 10-9
Round 9: weak af lmao 10-9
Round 10: weak af lmao 10-9
Round 11: weak af lmao 10-9
Round 12: weak af lmao 10-9
Total Score: weak af lmao 120-108
Bobby Czyz scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: weak af lmao 10-9
Round 2: weak af lmao 10-9
Round 3: weak af lmao 10-9
Round 4: weak af lmao 10-9
Round 5: weak af lmao 10-9
Round 6: weak af lmao 10-9
Round 7: weak af lmao 10-9
Round 8: weak af lmao 10-9
Round 9: weak af lmao 10-9
Round 10: weak af lmao 10-9
Round 11: weak af lmao 10-9
Round 12: weak af lmao 10-9
Total Score: weak af lmao 120-108
weak af lmao wins by decision!
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